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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ
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Leaderboard
Season Eight | 2021
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)
4
3
7
2
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
4
3
6
3
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)
4
2
5
4
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)
4
2
5
5
Balotellitubbies (white)
4
2
5
6
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)
4
2
4
7
Big Green Machine (Green)
4
0
0
8
Inter The Chippy (Black)
4
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 36 | 11 | 25 | 7 |
| FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 6 |
| Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 6 | 6 | 5 |
| Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 5 |
| Balotellitubbies (white) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 17 | -5 | 5 |
| Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 17 | -8 | 4 |
| Big Green Machine (Green) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 10 | 19 | -9 | 0 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 15 | -13 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 1 | 12 | 8 |
| Balotellitubbies (white) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 6 |
| FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
| Big Green Machine (Green) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 4 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 3 |
| Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 3 |
| Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 7 | -4 | 3 |
| Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 6 |
| FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 6 |
| Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | -1 | -4 | 3 | 5 |
| Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 5 |
| Balotellitubbies (white) | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 |
| Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 4 |
| Inter The Chippy (Black) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | -6 | 2 | -8 | 1 |
| Big Green Machine (Green) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | -1 | 9 | -10 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) | Liam Deller | 6.00 | 4.66% |
| Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) | Nathan Hardy | 5.50 | 3.58% |
| Balotellitubbies (white) | David Williams | 4.00 | 3.31% |
| FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) | Rob Elkins | 4.00 | 2.63% |
| Big Green Machine (Green) | Mike Warren | 3.50 | 9.26% |
| FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) | Kevin Hawthorne | 3.00 | 0.60% |
| Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) | Ashley Holloway | 2.50 | 2.38% |
| Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) | Matthew Deen | 2.50 | 2.35% |
| Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) | Mike Burton | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| Balotellitubbies (white) | Chris Brown | 2.50 | 0.70% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 20 September
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)VS 20:00Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 20 September
Big Green Machine (Green)VS 20:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 20 September
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)VS 21:00Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 20 September
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)VS 21:30FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) -
Monday 27 September
Balotellitubbies (white)VS 20:00Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 27 September
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)VS 20:30FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) -
Monday 27 September
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 21:00Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) -
Monday 27 September
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)VS 21:30Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 04 October
Big Green Machine (Green)VS 20:00Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 04 October
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)VS 20:30Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 04 October
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)VS 21:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 04 October
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)VS 21:30Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 11 October
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)VS 20:00Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 11 October
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)VS 20:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 11 October
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)VS 21:00Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 11 October
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)VS 21:30Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 18 October
Big Green Machine (Green)VS 20:00Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 18 October
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)VS 20:30Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 18 October
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)VS 21:00FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) -
Monday 18 October
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 21:30Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 25 October
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)VS 20:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 25 October
Balotellitubbies (white)VS 20:30Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 25 October
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)VS 21:00Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 25 October
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)VS 21:30Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) -
Monday 01 November
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)VS 20:00FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) -
Monday 01 November
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)VS 20:30Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 01 November
Big Green Machine (Green)VS 21:00Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 01 November
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)VS 21:30Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 08 November
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)VS 20:00Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 08 November
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 20:30Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 08 November
Balotellitubbies (white)VS 21:00Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) -
Monday 08 November
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)VS 21:30Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 15 November
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)VS 20:00Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 15 November
FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)VS 20:30Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 15 November
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)VS 21:00Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 15 November
Big Green Machine (Green)VS 21:30Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 22 November
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)VS 20:00Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 22 November
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)VS 20:30Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) -
Monday 22 November
Inter The Chippy (Black)VS 21:00Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 22 November
Balotellitubbies (white)VS 21:30FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
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Monday 13 September
Inter The Chippy (Black)-1 - 5Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)Balotellitubbies (white)2 - 0Big Green Machine (Green)Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)7 - 7Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)2 - -1Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) -
Monday 06 September
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)4 - 2Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)Big Green Machine (Green)6 - 7FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)1 - 1Balotellitubbies (white)Inter The Chippy (Black)-1 - 4Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 23 August
Balotellitubbies (white)2 - 1Inter The Chippy (Black)FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)1 - 3Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)10 - -2Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)2 - 1Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 16 August
Big Green Machine (Green)3 - 8Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)3 - 5Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)Inter The Chippy (Black)3 - 4FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)Balotellitubbies (white)7 - 15Purple Pain (Falmer Purple) -
Monday 20 September
Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)Big Green Machine (Green)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)0 - 0Balotellitubbies (white)Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)0 - 0FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow) -
Monday 27 September
Balotellitubbies (white)0 - 0Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)0 - 0FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 04 October
Big Green Machine (Green)0 - 0Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)0 - 0Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)0 - 0Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 11 October
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Balotellitubbies (white)FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)0 - 0Big Green Machine (Green) -
Monday 18 October
Big Green Machine (Green)0 - 0Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)0 - 0Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)0 - 0FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Balotellitubbies (white) -
Monday 25 October
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Balotellitubbies (white)0 - 0Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)0 - 0Big Green Machine (Green)Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red) -
Monday 01 November
Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)0 - 0FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)Big Green Machine (Green)0 - 0Balotellitubbies (white)Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black) -
Monday 08 November
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Big Green Machine (Green)Balotellitubbies (white)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)0 - 0Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange) -
Monday 15 November
Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)0 - 0Balotellitubbies (white)FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)0 - 0Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)0 - 0Inter The Chippy (Black)Big Green Machine (Green)0 - 0Blue Whales (Falmer Blue) -
Monday 22 November
Purple Pain (Falmer Purple)0 - 0Big Green Machine (Green)Blue Whales (Falmer Blue)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab (Falmer Red)Inter The Chippy (Black)0 - 0Orange Tango's (Falmer Orange)Balotellitubbies (white)0 - 0FC Buyan Munchem (Yellow)
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