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Falmer Sports Complex, University of Sussex - East Sussex, BN1 9PJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Falmer. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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We weigh together, we play together! MAN v FAT Falmer rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. Our aims are to help change your lifestyle for the better by creating healthier habits. Come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Mike Clark, Coach, Falmer | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Four | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fenerbackache (Purple)
12
10
21
2
Bayern Munchin (Orange)
12
8
16
3
Kebaberdeen (Blue)
12
8
16
4
Real Madras - (Green)
12
6
12
5
Inter Your Tummy (White)
12
5
11
6
Red Bull Salsburger
12
5
11
7
Fat Men in Black
12
2
7
8
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
12
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Fenerbackache (Purple) 12 10 1 1 71 36 35 21
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 12 8 0 4 71 55 16 16
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 12 8 0 4 69 57 12 16
Real Madras - (Green) 12 6 0 6 66 52 14 12
Inter Your Tummy (White) 12 5 1 6 54 53 1 11
Red Bull Salsburger 12 5 1 6 51 60 -9 11
Fat Men in Black 12 2 3 7 29 44 -15 7
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 12 1 0 11 17 71 -54 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fenerbackache (Purple) 12 9 0 3 38 27 11 18
Inter Your Tummy (White) 12 8 1 3 39 27 12 17
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 12 6 2 4 40 24 16 14
Fat Men in Black 12 5 3 4 22 21 1 13
Real Madras - (Green) 12 4 2 6 26 22 4 10
Red Bull Salsburger 12 4 2 6 24 31 -7 10
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 12 3 3 6 23 32 -9 9
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 12 2 1 9 21 49 -28 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras - (Green) 12 9 0 3 33 12 21 18
Fenerbackache (Purple) 12 7 1 4 19 11 8 15
Kebaberdeen (Blue) 12 7 0 5 31 20 11 14
Inter Your Tummy (White) 12 6 1 5 12 18 -6 13
Bayern Munchin (Orange) 12 4 3 5 15 17 -2 11
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) 12 4 1 7 0 6 -6 9
Red Bull Salsburger 12 3 2 7 12 22 -10 8
Fat Men in Black 12 3 2 7 -3 13 -16 8
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Luke Baldwin 11.00 10.20%
Real Madras - (Green) Rob Elkins 10.00 12.79%
Real Madras - (Green) Mike Burton 8.50 6.65%
Real Madras - (Green) Ben Ferrer 8.50 4.38%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Mike Dobinson 5.50 6.54%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Ed Bliss 5.50 6.35%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Marcus Cook 5.50 4.63%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Daryl Pledge 5.50 1.69%
Red Bull Salsburger James Kite 5.50 1.47%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Alastair Lichten 5.00 3.64%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Ben Diboll 4.50 3.39%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Vinny Stephenson 4.00 8.22%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Troy Markwick 4.00 1.66%
Red Bull Salsburger STEPHEN BUTTERS 3.00 10.14%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Alex Hotham 3.00 1.53%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Gary Bushnell 3.00 0.00%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Pablo Ridler 2.50 7.50%
Real Madras - (Green) Duncan Ladkin 2.50 6.74%
Fat Men in Black Clive Pullen 2.50 0.90%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Antonio Plati 2.00 2.62%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andrés Cadavid 2.00 0.44%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Scott Blayney 2.00 -2.11%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Serge Abdelkader 1.50 2.05%
Fenerbackache (Purple) Peter Cumner 1.50 1.39%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Giles Smith 1.50 1.29%
Real Madras - (Green) Dave Bennett 1.50 0.00%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Andy Standen 1.50 -0.53%
Bayern Munchin (Orange) Nathan Etheridge 1.00 9.38%
Fat Men in Black Jay Harding 1.00 3.01%
Kebaberdeen (Blue) Shaun Breach 1.00 2.61%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Matthew Rutherford-West 1.00 2.44%
Real Madras - (Green) Chris Bolton 0.50 4.79%
Inter Your Tummy (White) Charlie Dopson 0.50 3.15%
Rapid Viennetta (Yellow) Dominic Ponsford 0.50 1.85%
Red Bull Salsburger Gary Marshall 0.50 1.17%
Fat Men in Black Andrew Sander 0.50 0.91%
Fenerbackache (Purple) James Meade 0.50 0.47%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 16 February

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    VS 20:00
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 16 February

    Red Bull Salsburger
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 16 February

    Fat Men in Black
    VS 21:00
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 16 February

    Real Madras - (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 23 February

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 23 February

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 23 February

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 23 February

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    VS 21:30
    Red Bull Salsburger

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 09 February

    Red Bull Salsburger
    4 - 5
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    10 - 1
    Fat Men in Black
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    9 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    -1 - 4
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 02 February

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    -1 - 7
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    3 - 7
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    1 - 3
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black
    3 - 3
    Red Bull Salsburger

  • Monday 26 January

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    4 - 4
    Fat Men in Black
    Red Bull Salsburger
    3 - -1
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    9 - 7
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    3 - 7
    Fenerbackache (Purple)

  • Monday 19 January

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    8 - 1
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    3 - 7
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fat Men in Black
    5 - 1
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    3 - 6
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 12 January

    Fat Men in Black
    5 - 6
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    5 - 8
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    1 - 6
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    2 - 9
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)

  • Monday 05 January

    Red Bull Salsburger
    7 - 5
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    3 - 5
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Fat Men in Black
    2 - 3
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    7 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 15 December

    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    13 - 10
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    7 - 7
    Fat Men in Black
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    8 - 10
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    11 - 4
    Inter Your Tummy (White)

  • Monday 08 December

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    6 - 2
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Fat Men in Black
    1 - 2
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    3 - 4
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    6 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 01 December

    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    4 - 3
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 5
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    1 - 13
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    3 - 1
    Fat Men in Black

  • Monday 24 November

    Fat Men in Black
    -2 - 3
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    13 - 3
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    13 - 5
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    5 - -1
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 17 November

    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    6 - 3
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    3 - 5
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    -2 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 7
    Real Madras - (Green)

  • Monday 10 November

    Real Madras - (Green)
    4 - 2
    Fat Men in Black
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    7 - 4
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    6 - 5
    Red Bull Salsburger
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    4 - 3
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)

  • Monday 16 February

    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    Red Bull Salsburger
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    Fat Men in Black
    0 - 0
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    Real Madras - (Green)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)

  • Monday 23 February

    Rapid Viennetta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras - (Green)
    Bayern Munchin (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fat Men in Black
    Fenerbackache (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Inter Your Tummy (White)
    Kebaberdeen (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Bull Salsburger