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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway Borough Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 6 | 14 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 10 | 13 | 4 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 14 | 4 | 3 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 28 | 17 | 11 | 2 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 17 | -5 | 2 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 22 | -11 | 0 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 24 | -13 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 30 | -20 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatties (greens) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 4 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 4 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 3 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 2 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 9 | -3 | 1 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 0 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 15 | -12 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 19 | -13 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 6 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 3 | 6 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 6 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 4 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 8 | -7 | 2 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 1 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 1 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 6 | -4 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Lee John Bridgeman | 3.50 | 0.59% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 3.50 | 0.39% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 2.00 | 0.34% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 1.00 | 3.37% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Dan Inch | 1.00 | 2.80% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 1.00 | 2.39% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 1.00 | 2.29% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 1.00 | 2.29% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 1.00 | 2.18% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 1.00 | 2.04% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Ireland | 1.00 | 1.80% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 1.00 | 1.65% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Charlie Knight | 1.00 | 1.31% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Ashley Goodwillie | 1.00 | 1.22% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Ryan Andrews | 1.00 | 1.19% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 1.00 | 1.10% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 1.00 | 1.01% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 1.00 | 0.87% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Vinny Mehmet | 1.00 | 0.73% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 1.00 | 0.32% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Aaron Mizon | 0.50 | 3.58% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Craig Marshall | 0.50 | 3.45% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Tom East | 0.50 | 2.81% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Sam Jones | 0.50 | 2.20% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Louis Covington | 0.50 | 1.79% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Scott Sherry | 0.50 | 1.69% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Gary Nelson | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Sean Connor | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Lee Harmer | 0.50 | 0.86% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Karl Collins | 0.50 | 0.67% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 0.50 | 0.51% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Frankie Fairbrass | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Steven Peeling | 0.50 | 0.38% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Reece Barber | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Josh Oriwoh | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Chris Hatcher | 0.50 | 0.11% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | James Worrell | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 11 February
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 11 February
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 11 February
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 11 February
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 11 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 21:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 18 February
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 18 February
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 18 February
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 18 February
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:30We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 18 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 21:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 25 February
Real Fatties (greens)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 February
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 25 February
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 20:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 25 February
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 25 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 21:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 04 March
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 04 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 04 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 04 March
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 04 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 11 March
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 11 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 11 March
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 11 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Cold Palmersan (Blues) -
Wednesday 11 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 18 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 18 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 25 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 25 March
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 25 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 04 February
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)19 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester United (Purples)7 - 12Al-fattihad (Yellows)Porksmouth (pink)8 - 2Cold Palmersan (Blues)Ivory Stout (Oranges)10 - 10Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)11 - 2We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 3Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)10 - 9Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)12 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)9 - 11Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)4 - 8Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 11 February
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 18 February
Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 25 February
Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 04 March
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 11 March
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Cold Palmersan (Blues)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)