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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real fattiss (greens)
2
2
4
2
Porksmouth (pink)
2
2
4
3
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
2
1
2
4
Cold palmerson (blues)
2
1
2
5
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
2
1
2
6
Ozempiacos (whites)
2
1
2
7
We're not athletic (red)
2
1
2
8
Moobs like jabba (stripes)
2
1
2
9
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
2
0
0
10
Fatchester united (Purples)
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 28 | 10 | 18 | 4 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 12 | 9 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 13 | 3 | 2 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 21 | 1 | 2 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 26 | 26 | 0 | 2 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 19 | -1 | 2 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 2 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 2 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 22 | -8 | 0 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 23 | -12 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 3 | 17 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 3 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 2 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 2 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 13 | -7 | 2 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 8 | -5 | 0 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 0 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14 | -12 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 4 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| Real fattiss (greens) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 2 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 1 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 | 1 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 1 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Nick Tidy | 5.50 | 7.18% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Toby Hull | 4.00 | 3.61% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul High | 4.00 | 1.69% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Harry Pratt | 4.00 | 1.49% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 4.00 | 0.58% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 4.00 | -1.29% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 2.50 | 5.76% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Terry Eeles | 2.50 | 3.89% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Jerome Small | 2.50 | 3.72% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Thye Squelch | 2.50 | 2.06% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 1.00 | 6.16% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | David Castle | 1.00 | 5.43% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Jake Wilson | 1.00 | 5.37% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 1.00 | 4.22% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul Gill | 1.00 | 4.10% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 1.00 | 3.81% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Lee Harmer | 1.00 | 3.74% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 1.00 | 3.26% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 1.00 | 3.14% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 1.00 | 3.09% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 1.00 | 3.04% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 1.00 | 2.92% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Jack Steadman | 1.00 | 2.54% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Joe Weaver | 1.00 | 2.43% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | James Worrell | 1.00 | 2.37% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 1.00 | 2.24% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Luke Mcleod | 1.00 | 2.22% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 1.00 | 2.09% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 1.00 | 1.84% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Bradley Hewitt | 1.00 | 1.80% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Nick Pebody | 1.00 | 1.79% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Kieran O’Dea | 1.00 | 1.76% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 1.00 | 1.71% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 1.00 | 1.60% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 1.00 | 1.51% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Aaron Cook | 1.00 | 1.43% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 1.00 | 1.35% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Aaron Scott | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Daniel Wyatt | 1.00 | 1.15% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Liam Anderson | 1.00 | 1.13% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Phil Allen | 1.00 | 1.07% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Chris Enoh | 1.00 | 0.84% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Liam Passfield | 1.00 | 0.71% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Stephen Doherty | 1.00 | 0.55% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 1.00 | 0.36% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Alexandros Antorka Pieri | 0.50 | 5.31% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Christopher Keeley | 0.50 | 4.83% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 0.50 | 3.29% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Coltman | 0.50 | 3.12% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Michael Kiernan | 0.50 | 2.90% |
| We're not athletic (red) | John Millgate | 0.50 | 2.49% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 0.50 | 2.40% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 0.50 | 2.09% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 0.50 | 2.06% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 0.50 | 1.91% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Mark Jarmak | 0.50 | 1.90% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Shaun Mckeever | 0.50 | 1.82% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Bradley Kerton | 0.50 | 1.78% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 0.50 | 1.72% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Daniel Lamb | 0.50 | 1.59% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 0.50 | 1.42% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Lester Franklin | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Michael Prempeh | 0.50 | 0.82% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Ashley Wood | 0.50 | 0.81% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Kane Illsley | 0.50 | 0.79% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Steven Peeling | 0.50 | 0.79% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Josh Holland | 0.50 | 0.71% |
| We're not athletic (red) | James Hurcomb | 0.50 | 0.69% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Eric King | 0.50 | 0.66% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Harry Truss | 0.50 | 0.66% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Adam Blundell | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Lee Carter | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Lee Harper | 0.50 | 0.61% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Tom Dobbie | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Dominic Jones | 0.50 | 0.44% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | charlie hunt | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Danny Hewitt | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Karl Collins | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Winston Burke | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Andy Murphy | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Hasaan Sheikh | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Graham Holroyd | 0.50 | 0.15% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Andy Hall | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 30 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 30 July
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 30 July
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 30 July
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 30 July
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 27 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 27 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 27 August
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 27 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 10 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 10 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 10 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 10 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 17 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 17 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Real fattiss (greens)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 02 July
Real fattiss (greens)14 - 8We're not athletic (red)Ozempiacos (whites)11 - 10Porksmouth (pink)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 18Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 15Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 30 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)
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Wednesday 09 July
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 09 July
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 09 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 09 July
We're not athletic (red)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 09 July
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 16 July
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 16 July
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 16 July
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 16 July
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 16 July
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 23 July
Real fattiss (greens)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 23 July
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 23 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 23 July
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 23 July
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 06 August
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 06 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 06 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 06 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 06 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 21:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 13 August
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 13 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 21:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 20 August
Real fattiss (greens)VS 19:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 20 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 20 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 20 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 21:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 03 September
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 03 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 03 September
Real fattiss (greens)VS 21:00Ivory Stout (Oranges)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 25 June
Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 11Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ivory Stout (Oranges)16 - 15Cold palmerson (blues)Porksmouth (pink)9 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real fattiss (greens)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)We're not athletic (red)11 - 10Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 18 June
We're not athletic (red)7 - 13Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)10 - 11Ozempiacos (whites)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)4 - 11Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)5 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)5 - 7Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 09 July
Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Cold palmerson (blues)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 16 July
Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 23 July
Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 06 August
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)