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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway District Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

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Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real fattiss (greens)
5
4
8
2
Porksmouth (pink)
5
4
8
3
We're not athletic (red)
5
3
7
4
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
5
3
6
5
Cold palmerson (blues)
5
2
4
6
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
5
2
4
7
Ozempiacos (whites)
5
2
4
8
Moobs like jabba (stripes)
5
2
4
9
Fatchester united (Purples)
5
1
3
10
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
5
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real fattiss (greens) 5 4 0 1 67 43 24 8
Porksmouth (pink) 5 4 0 1 63 44 19 8
We're not athletic (red) 5 3 1 1 58 53 5 7
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 5 3 0 2 62 55 7 6
Cold palmerson (blues) 5 2 0 3 55 58 -3 4
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 5 2 0 3 63 69 -6 4
Ozempiacos (whites) 5 2 0 3 47 57 -10 4
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 5 2 0 3 40 52 -12 4
Fatchester united (Purples) 5 1 1 3 43 55 -12 3
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 5 1 0 4 41 53 -12 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real fattiss (greens) 5 4 0 1 35 11 24 8
We're not athletic (red) 5 4 0 1 29 19 10 8
Porksmouth (pink) 5 3 1 1 29 13 16 7
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 5 3 1 1 22 16 6 7
Ozempiacos (whites) 5 2 1 2 15 20 -5 5
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 5 1 2 2 20 24 -4 4
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 5 2 0 3 17 26 -9 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 5 2 0 3 15 26 -11 4
Cold palmerson (blues) 5 1 1 3 13 22 -9 3
Fatchester united (Purples) 5 0 0 5 8 26 -18 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real fattiss (greens) 5 4 0 1 19 20 -1 8
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 5 3 1 1 29 18 11 7
Porksmouth (pink) 5 3 1 1 21 17 4 7
Cold palmerson (blues) 5 3 1 1 28 27 1 7
Fatchester united (Purples) 5 2 1 2 21 17 4 5
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 5 2 1 2 16 16 0 5
Ozempiacos (whites) 5 0 4 1 21 23 -2 4
We're not athletic (red) 5 0 3 2 17 20 -3 3
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 5 1 1 3 11 14 -3 3
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 5 0 1 4 28 39 -11 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Stuart Campbell 9.00 -0.29%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Josh Holloway 6.50 8.08%
Cold palmerson (blues) Toby Hull 6.50 7.35%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Nick Tidy 6.50 6.29%
We're not athletic (red) Scott Aaron Tejada 6.50 5.67%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Luke Mcleod 6.50 5.07%
Porksmouth (pink) Jacob Morrison 6.50 4.00%
Cold palmerson (blues) David Castle 6.00 7.21%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Shaun Mckeever 6.00 6.07%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) David Merrony 6.00 0.23%
We're not athletic (red) Greg Goodman 5.50 10.30%
Fatchester united (Purples) Christopher Keeley 5.50 8.25%
Cold palmerson (blues) Thye Squelch 5.50 5.56%
Real fattiss (greens) Karl Collins 5.50 3.08%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jack Archer 5.00 6.73%
We're not athletic (red) Billy Woods 5.00 5.55%
Porksmouth (pink) Nathan Ribbens 5.00 4.36%
Real fattiss (greens) Jake Wilson 3.50 6.14%
Cold palmerson (blues) James Worrell 3.50 5.02%
Fatchester united (Purples) Joe Weaver 3.50 4.99%
Porksmouth (pink) Steve Little 3.50 4.86%
Real fattiss (greens) Lee Gambell 3.50 3.45%
We're not athletic (red) Alec Hemingway 3.00 8.23%
Fatchester united (Purples) Kelvin MacRae 3.00 7.65%
Real fattiss (greens) Jerome Small 3.00 4.58%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Michael Prempeh 3.00 4.55%
Porksmouth (pink) Lewis Coake 3.00 4.54%
Ozempiacos (whites) Paul Gill 3.00 4.26%
Real fattiss (greens) Adam Blundell 3.00 3.99%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Daniel Jacobs 3.00 3.62%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Iain Smith 3.00 3.56%
Ozempiacos (whites) Kane Illsley 3.00 3.49%
Cold palmerson (blues) Lee Carter 3.00 3.20%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Daniele Goncalves 3.00 2.70%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jordan Peacock 3.00 2.70%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Tom Yeomans 3.00 2.60%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Terry Eeles 3.00 2.35%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Ashley Wearing 3.00 2.30%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Nick Pebody 3.00 2.28%
Ozempiacos (whites) Aaron Scott 3.00 2.15%
Ozempiacos (whites) Daniel Irwin 3.00 0.40%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Ashley Goodwillie 2.50 3.95%
Fatchester united (Purples) Luke Morton-Holtham 2.50 3.63%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Paul Wood 2.50 3.43%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Shaun Kay 2.50 3.32%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Jimmy Howard 2.50 3.30%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mick Feehan 2.50 2.68%
Ozempiacos (whites) Lester Franklin 2.50 2.15%
Fatchester united (Purples) Bradley Kerton 2.50 2.12%
Fatchester united (Purples) Adam Farrall 2.50 1.99%
Cold palmerson (blues) Liam Anderson 2.50 1.92%
Cold palmerson (blues) Danny Hewitt 2.50 1.81%
Cold palmerson (blues) Chris Enoh 2.50 1.76%
Fatchester united (Purples) Lee Harper 2.50 1.73%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Fraser Peel 2.50 1.69%
We're not athletic (red) Jack Steadman 2.50 1.69%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Stephen Doherty 2.50 1.64%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mike Gabell 2.50 1.51%
Real fattiss (greens) Steven Peeling 2.50 1.18%
Porksmouth (pink) Lee Dawkins 2.50 1.17%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Andy Murphy 2.50 1.09%
Porksmouth (pink) Matthew Fuller 2.50 1.05%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) James Denman 2.50 0.95%
Ozempiacos (whites) Jake Logan 1.50 1.05%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Phil Allen 1.50 0.00%
Fatchester united (Purples) Winston Burke 1.50 -0.10%
Porksmouth (pink) Alexandros Antorka Pieri 1.00 5.21%
We're not athletic (red) John Millgate 1.00 3.44%
Real fattiss (greens) Dominic Jones 1.00 1.60%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Steven Coltman 1.00 1.32%
Fatchester united (Purples) Harry Truss 1.00 1.03%
Ozempiacos (whites) Jay Twigg 1.00 0.97%
Porksmouth (pink) Kieran O’Dea 1.00 0.92%
Real fattiss (greens) Lee Harmer 1.00 0.83%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Eric King 1.00 0.66%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Hasaan Sheikh 1.00 0.48%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Josh Holland 1.00 0.18%
We're not athletic (red) Paul Akehurst 1.00 0.18%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Aaron Cook 1.00 0.11%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Bradley Hewitt 1.00 -0.80%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Matthew Palmer 0.50 2.64%
Cold palmerson (blues) Michael Kiernan 0.50 1.70%
Porksmouth (pink) Daniel Lamb 0.50 1.48%
Ozempiacos (whites) Mark Jarmak 0.50 1.34%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Nix Clifton 0.50 1.31%
We're not athletic (red) Graham Holroyd 0.50 0.15%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Daniel Stamper 0.50 0.10%
Real fattiss (greens) Russell Plampton 0.50 0.10%
Ozempiacos (whites) Damien Etheridge 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 20:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 21:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 21:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Real fattiss (greens)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    12 - 9
    We're not athletic (red)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    4 - 11
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    10 - 8
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    8 - 15
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    8 - 4
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Real fattiss (greens)
    14 - 8
    We're not athletic (red)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    11 - 10
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    15 - 3
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    6 - 18
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    11 - 15
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)

 

  • Wednesday 06 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 20:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 20:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 19:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 20:30
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 21:00
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    VS 19:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Real fattiss (greens)
    VS 19:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 20:00
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 21:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 20:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Real fattiss (greens)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    14 - 16
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    6 - 13
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    9 - 14
    We're not athletic (red)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    13 - 8
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    13 - 8
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    14 - 10
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    7 - 12
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    17 - 9
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    10 - 7
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    8 - 15
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    13 - 10
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    We're not athletic (red)
    12 - 12
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    9 - 16
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    15 - 10
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    15 - 16
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    6 - 11
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    16 - 15
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    9 - 7
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    15 - 3
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    We're not athletic (red)
    11 - 10
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    We're not athletic (red)
    6 - 14
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    10 - 11
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    4 - 11
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    5 - 12
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)