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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Fatties (greens)
5
4
8
2
We're Not Athletic (red)
5
4
8
3
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
5
4
8
4
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
5
3
7
5
Porksmouth (pink)
5
2
5
6
Ozempiacos (whites)
5
2
4
7
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
5
2
4
8
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
5
1
3
9
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
5
1
2
10
Fatchester United (Purples)
5
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatties (greens) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 75 | 46 | 29 | 8 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 59 | 41 | 18 | 8 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 48 | 42 | 6 | 8 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 7 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 51 | 31 | 20 | 5 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 40 | 46 | -6 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 46 | 63 | -17 | 4 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 56 | 55 | 1 | 3 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 77 | -40 | 2 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 40 | 58 | -18 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 31 | 7 | 24 | 8 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 7 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 20 | 10 | 7 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 24 | 19 | 5 | 6 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 6 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 39 | 25 | 14 | 5 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 24 | -8 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 41 | -22 | 4 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 18 | 28 | -10 | 3 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 39 | -31 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 29 | 14 | 15 | 8 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 8 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 6 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 6 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 6 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 6 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 26 | -9 | 4 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 21 | 25 | -4 | 2 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 11 | -5 | 2 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 28 | -10 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatties (greens) | Sam Hodge | 12.00 | 15.08% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 10.00 | 1.13% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 9.00 | 5.72% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 8.00 | 7.72% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Lee Harmer | 6.50 | 11.58% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Hasaan Sheikh | 6.50 | 7.58% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Lee John Bridgeman | 6.50 | 6.89% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Shaun Mckeever | 6.00 | 7.58% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Matthew Smith | 6.00 | 7.43% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 6.00 | 6.70% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 6.00 | 6.67% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Callum Newman | 6.00 | 6.09% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 6.00 | 2.82% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 6.00 | 2.32% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Orhan Misiri | 5.00 | 6.97% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 5.00 | -0.83% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 4.00 | 2.72% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Kane Illsley | 3.50 | 5.93% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 3.50 | 3.77% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 3.50 | 3.49% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 3.50 | 3.15% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Karl Collins | 3.50 | 2.15% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 3.00 | 4.02% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 3.00 | 3.52% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Harjeet Dhillon | 3.00 | 2.38% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 3.00 | 2.35% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 3.00 | 2.34% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Gary Nelson | 3.00 | 2.11% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 3.00 | 2.05% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 3.00 | 1.96% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 3.00 | 1.82% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Daniel Wyatt | 3.00 | 1.33% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 3.00 | 1.10% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 3.00 | 0.27% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | George Ross | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Alexandros Antorka Pieri | 2.50 | 7.06% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 2.50 | 3.08% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Sam Jones | 2.50 | 3.06% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 2.50 | 2.65% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jake Logan | 2.50 | 1.97% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 2.50 | 1.51% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 2.50 | 0.94% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | John Millgate | 2.50 | 0.54% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul Gill | 2.00 | 3.42% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Nix Clifton | 2.00 | 1.02% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 1.50 | 2.33% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Luke Mcleod | 1.50 | 0.81% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 1.50 | 0.65% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 1.50 | -2.90% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 1.00 | 2.16% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jay Twigg | 1.00 | 1.88% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Daniel Stamper | 1.00 | 1.52% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 1.00 | 0.65% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Jerome Small | 0.50 | 1.87% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Joe Weaver | 0.50 | 1.41% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Winston Burke | 0.50 | 0.63% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Damien Etheridge | 0.50 | 0.46% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Reece Barber | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Liam Anderson | 0.50 | -0.66% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Nick Tidy | 0.50 | -1.17% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Adam Blundell | 0.50 | -2.38% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 03 December
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 19:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 03 December
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 03 December
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 December
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 03 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 17 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 December
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 17 December
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 17 December
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 21:00Porksmouth (pink)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 12 November
Porksmouth (pink)11 - 2Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)5 - 12Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)3 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)8 - 4Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 29 October
Cold Palmersan (Blues)6 - 13Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)8 - 6Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)5 - 10Ivory Stout (Oranges)We're Not Athletic (red)13 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 08 October
Ivory Stout (Oranges)9 - 4Ozempiacos (whites)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)5 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Fatchester United (Purples)9 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Real Fatties (greens)12 - 9We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 21Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 03 December
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)
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Tuesday 14 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:30Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 26 November
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 19:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 26 November
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:30Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 10 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 10 December
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 10 December
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 10 December
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:30Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 10 December
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 07 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 07 January
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 20:00Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Real Fatties (greens)VS 19:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 14 January
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 14 January
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Thursday 26 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 19 November
Fatchester United (Purples)11 - 15Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)14 - 8Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)11 - 6Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)8 - 10We're Not Athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)9 - 9Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 05 November
Al-fattihad (Yellows)13 - 10Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)6 - 11Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)11 - 10Ivory Stout (Oranges)Fatchester United (Purples)10 - 15We're Not Athletic (red)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)9 - 15Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 22 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)13 - 11We're Not Athletic (red)Fatchester United (Purples)9 - 9Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real Fatties (greens)22 - 6Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)5 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)15 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 15 October
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)3 - 15We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)9 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)16 - 2Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)9 - 10Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)16 - 9Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 01 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)10 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)8 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)14 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 15Porksmouth (pink)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)9 - 20Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Tuesday 14 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 26 November
Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 10 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Thursday 26 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)