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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
We're Not Athletic (red)
7
6
12
2
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
7
5
11
3
Real Fatties (greens)
7
5
10
4
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
7
5
10
5
Porksmouth (pink)
7
3
7
6
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
7
2
5
7
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
7
2
4
8
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
7
2
4
9
Ozempiacos (whites)
7
2
4
10
Fatchester United (Purples)
7
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 92 | 49 | 43 | 12 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 113 | 52 | 61 | 11 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 90 | 69 | 21 | 10 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 63 | 62 | 1 | 10 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 73 | 47 | 26 | 7 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 73 | 69 | 4 | 5 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 60 | 95 | -35 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 56 | 97 | -41 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 42 | 97 | -55 | 4 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 55 | 80 | -25 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 68 | 15 | 53 | 11 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 42 | 15 | 27 | 10 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 32 | 16 | 16 | 10 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 39 | 28 | 11 | 9 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 34 | 26 | 8 | 8 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 44 | 34 | 10 | 7 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 26 | 41 | -15 | 5 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 25 | 60 | -35 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 68 | -51 | 4 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 24 | 48 | -24 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 43 | 15 | 28 | 12 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 9 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 14 | 15 | -1 | 9 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 8 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 28 | 26 | 2 | 8 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 8 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 6 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 18 | -11 | 4 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 22 | 28 | -6 | 3 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 21 | 33 | -12 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatties (greens) | Sam Hodge | 14.50 | 18.03% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 13.00 | 1.02% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 12.00 | 11.71% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 9.50 | 8.71% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 9.00 | 0.59% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Lee John Bridgeman | 8.50 | 9.63% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Lee Harmer | 8.00 | 9.10% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Hasaan Sheikh | 8.00 | 5.98% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 8.00 | 2.40% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 7.50 | 1.79% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 7.00 | -0.14% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Matthew Smith | 6.50 | 10.42% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Shaun Mckeever | 6.50 | 8.96% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 6.50 | 3.51% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Callum Newman | 6.50 | 3.29% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 6.50 | 2.99% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | John Millgate | 6.50 | 2.68% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 6.00 | 8.90% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 6.00 | 6.70% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Orhan Misiri | 5.50 | 5.25% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 5.00 | 5.89% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 5.00 | 3.98% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 5.00 | 3.28% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 5.00 | 2.49% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 5.00 | 2.17% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 5.00 | 1.40% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Kane Illsley | 3.50 | 5.93% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Harjeet Dhillon | 3.50 | 3.11% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul Gill | 3.50 | 2.85% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Gary Nelson | 3.50 | 2.48% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 3.50 | 1.39% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 3.50 | 1.37% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 3.50 | 0.69% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Karl Collins | 3.50 | 0.52% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 3.50 | 0.49% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 3.50 | 0.11% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 3.00 | 2.12% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 3.00 | 1.70% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Daniel Wyatt | 3.00 | 0.11% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Thomas Hindley | 2.50 | 2.32% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Nix Clifton | 2.50 | 1.62% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 2.50 | 0.83% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 2.00 | 2.15% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Reece Taylor | 2.00 | 1.93% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 2.00 | 1.60% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Sam Jones | 2.00 | 1.53% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 2.00 | 0.56% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 1.50 | -0.91% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Jake Wilson | 1.00 | 5.75% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 1.00 | 2.16% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Daniel Stamper | 1.00 | 1.52% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Reece Barber | 1.00 | 0.31% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Joe Weaver | 0.50 | 1.13% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 0.50 | 1.12% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Damien Etheridge | 0.50 | 0.46% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Louis Covington | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Russell Plampton | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Liam Anderson | 0.50 | -0.66% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 17 December
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 19:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 17 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 December
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 17 December
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 17 December
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 21:00Porksmouth (pink)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 03 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)8 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 7Ivory Stout (Oranges)Porksmouth (pink)29 - 2Ozempiacos (whites)We're Not Athletic (red)11 - 9Al-fattihad (Yellows)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)5 - 10Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 12 November
Porksmouth (pink)11 - 2Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)5 - 12Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)3 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)8 - 4Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 29 October
Cold Palmersan (Blues)6 - 13Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)8 - 6Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)5 - 10Ivory Stout (Oranges)We're Not Athletic (red)13 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 08 October
Ivory Stout (Oranges)9 - 4Ozempiacos (whites)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)5 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Fatchester United (Purples)9 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Real Fatties (greens)12 - 9We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 21Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 17 December
Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)
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Tuesday 14 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:30Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 07 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:30Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 07 January
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 20:00Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Real Fatties (greens)VS 19:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 14 January
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 14 January
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 26 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 15We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 December
Ozempiacos (whites)-1 - 33Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)We're Not Athletic (red)18 - 8Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)7 - 11Fatchester United (Purples)Ivory Stout (Oranges)12 - 7Porksmouth (pink)Cold Palmersan (Blues)15 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiacos (whites)3 - 18Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Ivory Stout (Oranges)5 - 7Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)3 - 23Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)Fatchester United (Purples)4 - 15Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 19 November
Fatchester United (Purples)11 - 15Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)14 - 8Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)11 - 6Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)8 - 10We're Not Athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)9 - 9Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 05 November
Al-fattihad (Yellows)13 - 10Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)6 - 11Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)11 - 10Ivory Stout (Oranges)Fatchester United (Purples)10 - 15We're Not Athletic (red)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)9 - 15Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 22 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)13 - 11We're Not Athletic (red)Fatchester United (Purples)9 - 9Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real Fatties (greens)22 - 6Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)5 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)15 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 15 October
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)3 - 15We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)9 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)16 - 2Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)9 - 10Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)16 - 9Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 01 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)10 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)8 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)14 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 15Porksmouth (pink)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)9 - 20Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Tuesday 14 January
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 07 January
Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 14 January
Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)