Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway District Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
0
0
0
2
Cold palmerson (blues)
0
0
0
3
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
0
0
0
4
Porksmouth (pink)
0
0
0
5
Fatchester united (Purples)
0
0
0
6
We're not athletic (red)
0
0
0
7
Real fattiss (greens)
0
0
0
8
Ozempiacos (whites)
0
0
0
9
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
0
0
0
10
Moobs like jabba (stripes)
0
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real fattiss (greens) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real fattiss (greens) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Real fattiss (greens) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 02 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 02 July
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 02 July
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 02 July
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 02 July
Real fattiss (greens)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 30 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 30 July
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 30 July
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 30 July
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 30 July
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 27 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 27 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 27 August
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 27 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 10 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 10 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 10 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 10 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 17 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 17 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Real fattiss (greens)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 02 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Cold palmerson (blues)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 30 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)
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Wednesday 18 June
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 18 June
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 19:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 18 June
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 18 June
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 18 June
We're not athletic (red)VS 21:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 25 June
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 25 June
Real fattiss (greens)VS 19:30Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 25 June
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 June
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 25 June
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 21:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 09 July
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 09 July
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 09 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 09 July
We're not athletic (red)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 09 July
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 16 July
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 16 July
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 16 July
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 16 July
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 16 July
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 23 July
Real fattiss (greens)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 23 July
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 23 July
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 23 July
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 23 July
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 06 August
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 06 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 06 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 06 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 06 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 21:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 13 August
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 13 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 21:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 20 August
Real fattiss (greens)VS 19:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 20 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 20 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 20 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 21:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 03 September
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 03 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 03 September
Real fattiss (greens)VS 21:00Ivory Stout (Oranges)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 18 June
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Cold palmerson (blues)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 25 June
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Cold palmerson (blues)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 09 July
Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Cold palmerson (blues)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 16 July
Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 23 July
Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 06 August
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)