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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2026
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Porksmouth (pink)
2
2
4
2
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
2
2
4
3
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
2
1
3
4
Real Fatties (greens)
2
1
3
5
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
2
1
2
6
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
2
1
2
7
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
2
1
2
8
We're Not Athletic (red)
2
0
0
9
Fatchester United (Purples)
2
0
0
10
Ozempiacos (whites)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Porksmouth (pink) 2 2 0 0 20 6 14 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 2 2 0 0 23 10 13 4
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 2 1 1 0 18 14 4 3
Real Fatties (greens) 2 1 1 0 21 19 2 3
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) 2 1 0 1 28 17 11 2
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) 2 1 0 1 15 10 5 2
Cold Palmersan (Blues) 2 1 0 1 12 17 -5 2
We're Not Athletic (red) 2 0 0 2 11 22 -11 0
Fatchester United (Purples) 2 0 0 2 11 24 -13 0
Ozempiacos (whites) 2 0 0 2 10 30 -20 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Fatties (greens) 2 2 0 0 15 6 9 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 2 2 0 0 14 6 8 4
Porksmouth (pink) 2 2 0 0 12 5 7 4
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) 2 1 1 0 9 3 6 3
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) 2 1 0 1 16 11 5 2
Cold Palmersan (Blues) 2 1 0 1 9 9 0 2
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 2 0 1 1 6 9 -3 1
Fatchester United (Purples) 2 0 0 2 7 14 -7 0
We're Not Athletic (red) 2 0 0 2 3 15 -12 0
Ozempiacos (whites) 2 0 0 2 6 19 -13 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 2 2 2 0 7 1 6 6
Porksmouth (pink) 2 2 2 0 2 -1 3 6
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 2 2 2 0 4 2 2 6
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) 2 2 1 0 7 3 4 5
We're Not Athletic (red) 2 1 2 1 4 2 2 4
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) 2 1 2 1 2 3 -1 4
Real Fatties (greens) 2 0 2 2 1 8 -7 2
Fatchester United (Purples) 2 0 1 2 2 4 -2 1
Cold Palmersan (Blues) 2 0 1 2 0 3 -3 1
Ozempiacos (whites) 2 0 1 2 2 6 -4 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Lee John Bridgeman 3.50 0.59%
We're Not Athletic (red) Paul Akehurst 3.50 0.39%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) David Merrony 2.00 0.34%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jordan Peacock 1.00 3.37%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Dan Inch 1.00 2.80%
Fatchester United (Purples) Kelvin MacRae 1.00 2.39%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Josh Holloway 1.00 2.29%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Matthew Palmer 1.00 2.29%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Ashley Wearing 1.00 2.18%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) Toby Hull 1.00 2.04%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Steven Ireland 1.00 1.80%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Daniel Jacobs 1.00 1.65%
Porksmouth (pink) Charlie Knight 1.00 1.31%
We're Not Athletic (red) Ashley Goodwillie 1.00 1.22%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Ryan Andrews 1.00 1.19%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mike Gabell 1.00 1.10%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Eric King 1.00 1.01%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Daniele Goncalves 1.00 0.87%
We're Not Athletic (red) Greg Goodman 1.00 0.83%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Vinny Mehmet 1.00 0.73%
Fatchester United (Purples) Luke Morton-Holtham 1.00 0.32%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Aaron Mizon 0.50 3.58%
Fatchester United (Purples) Craig Marshall 0.50 3.45%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Tom East 0.50 2.81%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Sam Jones 0.50 2.20%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Louis Covington 0.50 1.79%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Scott Sherry 0.50 1.69%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) Gary Nelson 0.50 0.97%
Ozempiacos (whites) Sean Connor 0.50 0.97%
Real Fatties (greens) Lee Harmer 0.50 0.86%
Real Fatties (greens) Karl Collins 0.50 0.67%
Porksmouth (pink) Lewis Coake 0.50 0.65%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) David Castle 0.50 0.51%
Ozempiacos (whites) Frankie Fairbrass 0.50 0.41%
Real Fatties (greens) Steven Peeling 0.50 0.38%
Porksmouth (pink) Jacob Morrison 0.50 0.24%
Porksmouth (pink) Reece Barber 0.50 0.21%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Josh Oriwoh 0.50 0.20%
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) Chris Hatcher 0.50 0.11%
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) Jimmy Howard 0.50 0.10%
Porksmouth (pink) Nathan Ribbens 0.50 0.10%
Cold Palmersan (Blues) James Worrell 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Real Fatties (greens)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    We're Not Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:00
    Porksmouth (pink)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Real Fatties (greens)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 19:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    VS 19:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Porksmouth (pink)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 19:00
    Real Fatties (greens)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 19:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 21:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 19:30
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    We're Not Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 21:00
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 19:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 19:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Real Fatties (greens)
    VS 20:00
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 21:00
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 November

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    VS 21:00
    We're Not Athletic (red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 04 February

    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    19 - 7
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    7 - 12
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    8 - 2
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    10 - 10
    Real Fatties (greens)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    11 - 2
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 28 January

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    11 - 3
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    10 - 9
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    12 - 4
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    9 - 11
    Real Fatties (greens)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    4 - 8
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

  • Wednesday 11 February

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatties (greens)
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)

  • Wednesday 18 February

    Fatchester United (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatties (greens)

  • Wednesday 25 February

    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)

  • Wednesday 04 March

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Real Fatties (greens)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)

  • Wednesday 11 March

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 March

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester United (Purples)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)

  • Wednesday 25 March

    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)
    Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Real Fatties (greens)
    0 - 0
    Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester United (Purples)

  • Wednesday 18 November

    Cold Palmersan (Blues)
    0 - 0
    We're Not Athletic (red)