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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway Borough Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 133 | 56 | 77 | 15 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 110 | 72 | 38 | 13 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 110 | 85 | 25 | 13 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 94 | 63 | 31 | 10 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 71 | 83 | -12 | 10 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 95 | 82 | 13 | 9 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 75 | 107 | -32 | 6 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 69 | 99 | -30 | 5 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 71 | 119 | -48 | 5 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 58 | 120 | -62 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 77 | 18 | 59 | 15 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 41 | 23 | 18 | 13 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 45 | 31 | 14 | 12 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 47 | 22 | 25 | 11 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 56 | 38 | 18 | 11 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 9 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 33 | 48 | -15 | 7 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 28 | 53 | -25 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 29 | 70 | -41 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 24 | 80 | -56 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 47 | 25 | 22 | 12 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 35 | 23 | 12 | 12 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 24 | 20 | 4 | 12 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 11 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 28 | -10 | 10 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 33 | 25 | 8 | 9 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 21 | 29 | -8 | 8 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 22 | -17 | 6 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 32 | -4 | 5 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 28 | 36 | -8 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 17.00 | -0.34% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Sam Hodge | 14.50 | 18.03% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 14.00 | 11.22% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 11.50 | 8.63% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Lee John Bridgeman | 10.50 | 9.81% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 10.00 | 10.25% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 9.50 | 8.71% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 8.50 | 0.93% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Lee Harmer | 8.00 | 3.52% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 8.00 | 2.89% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Callum Newman | 8.00 | 1.84% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 7.50 | 2.16% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 7.00 | -6.72% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Matthew Smith | 6.50 | 10.42% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 6.50 | 1.74% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 6.00 | 10.20% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 6.00 | 7.24% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 6.00 | -7.63% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Orhan Misiri | 5.50 | 5.25% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 5.50 | 1.97% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Harjeet Dhillon | 5.00 | 2.47% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Daniel Wyatt | 5.00 | 1.67% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 5.00 | 0.87% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul Gill | 4.50 | 4.23% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 4.50 | 1.41% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 4.50 | 0.59% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 4.00 | 2.35% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 4.00 | -0.10% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Gary Nelson | 4.00 | -2.73% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Kane Illsley | 3.50 | 3.42% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Nick Clifton | 3.50 | 2.43% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Thomas Hindley | 3.50 | 2.32% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 3.50 | 1.65% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 3.50 | 1.13% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 3.50 | -0.81% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 3.00 | 8.41% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 3.00 | 2.33% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Reece Barber | 2.50 | 1.35% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 2.50 | -1.91% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jake Logan | 2.00 | 0.69% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 1.50 | 1.47% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 1.50 | 0.28% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 1.50 | -1.11% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 1.50 | -3.23% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 1.50 | -3.60% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Vinny Mehmet | 1.00 | 3.50% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Luke Kinchin | 1.00 | 1.51% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Sam Jones | 1.00 | -2.25% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 1.00 | -2.83% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Charlie Knight | 0.50 | 2.93% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Ireland | 0.50 | 2.09% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Christopher Keeley | 0.50 | 2.04% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | jay beattie | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Josh Oriwoh | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Craig Marshall | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Russell Plampton | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Karl Collins | 0.50 | -3.44% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 07 January
We're Not Athletic (red)5 - 5Porksmouth (pink)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)11 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)5 - 6Ivory Stout (Oranges)Cold Palmersan (Blues)10 - 3Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Fatchester United (Purples)8 - 8Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 December
Cold Palmersan (Blues)8 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 7Ivory Stout (Oranges)Porksmouth (pink)29 - 2Ozempiacos (whites)We're Not Athletic (red)11 - 9Al-fattihad (Yellows)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)5 - 10Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 12 November
Porksmouth (pink)11 - 2Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)5 - 12Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)3 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)8 - 4Ivory Stout (Oranges)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 29 October
Cold Palmersan (Blues)6 - 13Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)12 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)8 - 6Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)5 - 10Ivory Stout (Oranges)We're Not Athletic (red)13 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 08 October
Ivory Stout (Oranges)9 - 4Ozempiacos (whites)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)5 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Fatchester United (Purples)9 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Real Fatties (greens)12 - 9We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 21Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Thursday 26 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 15We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 21 January
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)12 - 2Fatchester United (Purples)Cold Palmersan (Blues)1 - 10Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)Ozempiacos (whites)9 - 11Ivory Stout (Oranges)We're Not Athletic (red)11 - 11Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)9 - 9Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 14 January
Ivory Stout (Oranges)11 - 4Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)7 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)3 - 10Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)Cold Palmersan (Blues)7 - 11Real Fatties (greens)Ozempiacos (whites)7 - 12Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 10 December
Ozempiacos (whites)-1 - 33Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)We're Not Athletic (red)18 - 8Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)7 - 11Fatchester United (Purples)Ivory Stout (Oranges)12 - 7Porksmouth (pink)Cold Palmersan (Blues)15 - 5Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 26 November
Ozempiacos (whites)3 - 18Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Ivory Stout (Oranges)5 - 7Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)3 - 23Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)Fatchester United (Purples)4 - 15Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 19 November
Fatchester United (Purples)11 - 15Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)14 - 8Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)11 - 6Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)8 - 10We're Not Athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)9 - 9Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 05 November
Al-fattihad (Yellows)13 - 10Ozempiacos (whites)Porksmouth (pink)6 - 11Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)11 - 10Ivory Stout (Oranges)Fatchester United (Purples)10 - 15We're Not Athletic (red)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)9 - 15Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 22 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)13 - 11We're Not Athletic (red)Fatchester United (Purples)9 - 9Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real Fatties (greens)22 - 6Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)5 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)15 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 15 October
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)3 - 15We're Not Athletic (red)Cold Palmersan (Blues)9 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)16 - 2Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)9 - 10Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)16 - 9Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 01 October
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)10 - 6Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)8 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)14 - 10Al-fattihad (Yellows)Cold Palmersan (Blues)2 - 15Porksmouth (pink)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)9 - 20Ivory Stout (Oranges)