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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway District Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat
Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real fattiss (greens)
5
4
8
2
Porksmouth (pink)
5
4
8
3
We're not athletic (red)
5
3
7
4
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
5
3
6
5
Cold palmerson (blues)
5
2
4
6
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
5
2
4
7
Ozempiacos (whites)
5
2
4
8
Moobs like jabba (stripes)
5
2
4
9
Fatchester united (Purples)
5
1
3
10
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
5
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 67 | 43 | 24 | 8 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 63 | 44 | 19 | 8 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 53 | 5 | 7 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 62 | 55 | 7 | 6 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 55 | 58 | -3 | 4 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 63 | 69 | -6 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 47 | 57 | -10 | 4 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 40 | 52 | -12 | 4 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 43 | 55 | -12 | 3 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 41 | 53 | -12 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 11 | 24 | 8 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 29 | 19 | 10 | 8 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 13 | 16 | 7 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 7 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 5 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 20 | 24 | -4 | 4 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 17 | 26 | -9 | 4 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 26 | -11 | 4 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 22 | -9 | 3 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 8 | 26 | -18 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real fattiss (greens) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 8 |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 18 | 11 | 7 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 7 |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 27 | 1 | 7 |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 5 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 5 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 21 | 23 | -2 | 4 |
| We're not athletic (red) | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 17 | 20 | -3 | 3 |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 3 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 39 | -11 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Stuart Campbell | 9.00 | -0.29% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 6.50 | 8.08% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Toby Hull | 6.50 | 7.35% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Nick Tidy | 6.50 | 6.29% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Scott Aaron Tejada | 6.50 | 5.67% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Luke Mcleod | 6.50 | 5.07% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Jacob Morrison | 6.50 | 4.00% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | David Castle | 6.00 | 7.21% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Shaun Mckeever | 6.00 | 6.07% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 6.00 | 0.23% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 5.50 | 10.30% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Christopher Keeley | 5.50 | 8.25% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Thye Squelch | 5.50 | 5.56% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Karl Collins | 5.50 | 3.08% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jack Archer | 5.00 | 6.73% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Billy Woods | 5.00 | 5.55% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 5.00 | 4.36% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Jake Wilson | 3.50 | 6.14% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | James Worrell | 3.50 | 5.02% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Joe Weaver | 3.50 | 4.99% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 3.50 | 4.86% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Lee Gambell | 3.50 | 3.45% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Alec Hemingway | 3.00 | 8.23% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 3.00 | 7.65% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Jerome Small | 3.00 | 4.58% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Michael Prempeh | 3.00 | 4.55% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lewis Coake | 3.00 | 4.54% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Paul Gill | 3.00 | 4.26% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Adam Blundell | 3.00 | 3.99% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 3.00 | 3.62% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Iain Smith | 3.00 | 3.56% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Kane Illsley | 3.00 | 3.49% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Lee Carter | 3.00 | 3.20% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 3.00 | 2.70% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 3.00 | 2.70% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Tom Yeomans | 3.00 | 2.60% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Terry Eeles | 3.00 | 2.35% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 3.00 | 2.30% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Nick Pebody | 3.00 | 2.28% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Aaron Scott | 3.00 | 2.15% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 3.00 | 0.40% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Ashley Goodwillie | 2.50 | 3.95% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 2.50 | 3.63% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 2.50 | 3.43% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Shaun Kay | 2.50 | 3.32% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Jimmy Howard | 2.50 | 3.30% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 2.50 | 2.68% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Lester Franklin | 2.50 | 2.15% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Bradley Kerton | 2.50 | 2.12% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Adam Farrall | 2.50 | 1.99% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Liam Anderson | 2.50 | 1.92% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Danny Hewitt | 2.50 | 1.81% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Chris Enoh | 2.50 | 1.76% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Lee Harper | 2.50 | 1.73% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 2.50 | 1.69% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Jack Steadman | 2.50 | 1.69% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Stephen Doherty | 2.50 | 1.64% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 2.50 | 1.51% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Steven Peeling | 2.50 | 1.18% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Lee Dawkins | 2.50 | 1.17% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Andy Murphy | 2.50 | 1.09% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Matthew Fuller | 2.50 | 1.05% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | James Denman | 2.50 | 0.95% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jake Logan | 1.50 | 1.05% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Phil Allen | 1.50 | 0.00% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Winston Burke | 1.50 | -0.10% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Alexandros Antorka Pieri | 1.00 | 5.21% |
| We're not athletic (red) | John Millgate | 1.00 | 3.44% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Dominic Jones | 1.00 | 1.60% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Coltman | 1.00 | 1.32% |
| Fatchester united (Purples) | Harry Truss | 1.00 | 1.03% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Jay Twigg | 1.00 | 0.97% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Kieran O’Dea | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Lee Harmer | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Eric King | 1.00 | 0.66% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Hasaan Sheikh | 1.00 | 0.48% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Josh Holland | 1.00 | 0.18% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 1.00 | 0.18% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Aaron Cook | 1.00 | 0.11% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Bradley Hewitt | 1.00 | -0.80% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 0.50 | 2.64% |
| Cold palmerson (blues) | Michael Kiernan | 0.50 | 1.70% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Daniel Lamb | 0.50 | 1.48% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Mark Jarmak | 0.50 | 1.34% |
| Moobs like jabba (stripes) | Nix Clifton | 0.50 | 1.31% |
| We're not athletic (red) | Graham Holroyd | 0.50 | 0.15% |
| Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) | Daniel Stamper | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Real fattiss (greens) | Russell Plampton | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Damien Etheridge | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 27 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 27 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 27 August
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 27 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 10 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 10 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 10 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 10 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 21:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 17 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:30Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 17 September
Fatchester united (Purples)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 17 September
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Porksmouth (pink)VS 21:00Real fattiss (greens)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 30 July
Porksmouth (pink)12 - 9We're not athletic (red)Moobs like jabba (stripes)4 - 11Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)10 - 8Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)8 - 15Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)8 - 4Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 02 July
Real fattiss (greens)14 - 8We're not athletic (red)Ozempiacos (whites)11 - 10Porksmouth (pink)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 18Ivory Stout (Oranges)Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 15Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 27 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 10 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 17 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Fatchester united (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)
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Wednesday 06 August
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 06 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:30Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 06 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 06 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 06 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 21:00Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 19:30Real fattiss (greens) -
Wednesday 13 August
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 20:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 13 August
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 13 August
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 21:00Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 20 August
Real fattiss (greens)VS 19:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 20 August
Ozempiacos (whites)VS 20:00Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 20 August
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 20 August
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 21:00Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)VS 19:00Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 03 September
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 03 September
Cold palmerson (blues)VS 20:00We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 03 September
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 20:30Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 03 September
Real fattiss (greens)VS 21:00Ivory Stout (Oranges)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 23 July
Ivory Stout (Oranges)14 - 16Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)Moobs like jabba (stripes)6 - 13Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)9 - 14We're not athletic (red)Cold palmerson (blues)13 - 8Ozempiacos (whites)Real fattiss (greens)13 - 8Fatchester united (Purples) -
Wednesday 16 July
Porksmouth (pink)14 - 10Cold palmerson (blues)Ivory Stout (Oranges)7 - 12Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)17 - 9Real fattiss (greens)Moobs like jabba (stripes)10 - 7Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ozempiacos (whites)8 - 15We're not athletic (red) -
Wednesday 09 July
Ozempiacos (whites)13 - 10Moobs like jabba (stripes)We're not athletic (red)12 - 12Fatchester united (Purples)Al-fattihad (Yellows)9 - 16Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)15 - 10Cold palmerson (blues)Porksmouth (pink)15 - 16Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 25 June
Fatchester united (Purples)6 - 11Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ivory Stout (Oranges)16 - 15Cold palmerson (blues)Porksmouth (pink)9 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Real fattiss (greens)15 - 3Moobs like jabba (stripes)We're not athletic (red)11 - 10Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 18 June
We're not athletic (red)6 - 14Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)10 - 11Ozempiacos (whites)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)4 - 11Moobs like jabba (stripes)Fatchester united (Purples)5 - 12Porksmouth (pink)Al-fattihad (Yellows)5 - 7Cold palmerson (blues) -
Wednesday 06 August
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink) -
Wednesday 13 August
Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Real fattiss (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) -
Wednesday 20 August
We're not athletic (red)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Ozempiacos (whites)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0Moobs like jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 03 September
Moobs like jabba (stripes)0 - 0Fatchester united (Purples)Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Cold palmerson (blues)0 - 0We're not athletic (red)Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Porksmouth (pink)Real fattiss (greens)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)