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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ

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Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real fattiss (greens)
2
2
4
2
Porksmouth (pink)
2
2
4
3
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
2
1
2
4
Cold palmerson (blues)
2
1
2
5
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
2
1
2
6
Ozempiacos (whites)
2
1
2
7
We're not athletic (red)
2
1
2
8
Moobs like jabba (stripes)
2
1
2
9
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
2
0
0
10
Fatchester united (Purples)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real fattiss (greens) 2 2 0 0 28 10 18 4
Porksmouth (pink) 2 2 0 0 21 12 9 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 2 1 0 1 16 13 3 2
Cold palmerson (blues) 2 1 0 1 22 21 1 2
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 2 1 0 1 26 26 0 2
Ozempiacos (whites) 2 1 0 1 18 19 -1 2
We're not athletic (red) 2 1 0 1 18 23 -5 2
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 2 1 0 1 14 19 -5 2
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 2 0 0 2 14 22 -8 0
Fatchester united (Purples) 2 0 0 2 11 23 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real fattiss (greens) 2 2 0 0 20 3 17 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 2 2 0 0 9 4 5 4
Porksmouth (pink) 2 1 1 0 11 3 8 3
Ozempiacos (whites) 2 1 1 0 8 6 2 3
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 2 1 0 1 8 6 2 2
We're not athletic (red) 2 1 0 1 9 13 -4 2
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 2 1 0 1 6 13 -7 2
Cold palmerson (blues) 2 0 0 2 3 8 -5 0
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 2 0 0 2 6 12 -6 0
Fatchester united (Purples) 2 0 0 2 2 14 -12 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Cold palmerson (blues) 2 2 0 0 13 9 4 4
Porksmouth (pink) 2 1 1 0 5 3 2 3
We're not athletic (red) 2 1 1 0 5 4 1 3
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2
Real fattiss (greens) 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 2
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 2
Fatchester united (Purples) 2 0 1 1 4 5 -1 1
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 2 0 1 1 3 5 -2 1
Ozempiacos (whites) 2 0 1 1 5 7 -2 1
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 2 0 1 1 12 15 -3 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Nick Tidy 5.50 7.18%
Cold palmerson (blues) Toby Hull 4.00 3.61%
Ozempiacos (whites) Paul High 4.00 1.69%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Harry Pratt 4.00 1.49%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) David Merrony 4.00 0.58%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Stuart Campbell 4.00 -1.29%
We're not athletic (red) Greg Goodman 2.50 5.76%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Terry Eeles 2.50 3.89%
Real fattiss (greens) Jerome Small 2.50 3.72%
Cold palmerson (blues) Thye Squelch 2.50 2.06%
Fatchester united (Purples) Kelvin MacRae 1.00 6.16%
Cold palmerson (blues) David Castle 1.00 5.43%
Real fattiss (greens) Jake Wilson 1.00 5.37%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Jimmy Howard 1.00 4.22%
Ozempiacos (whites) Paul Gill 1.00 4.10%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jordan Peacock 1.00 3.81%
Real fattiss (greens) Lee Harmer 1.00 3.74%
Porksmouth (pink) Matthew Fuller 1.00 3.26%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Ashley Goodwillie 1.00 3.14%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Daniel Jacobs 1.00 3.09%
Porksmouth (pink) Nathan Ribbens 1.00 3.04%
We're not athletic (red) Billy Woods 1.00 2.92%
We're not athletic (red) Jack Steadman 1.00 2.54%
Fatchester united (Purples) Joe Weaver 1.00 2.43%
Cold palmerson (blues) James Worrell 1.00 2.37%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jack Archer 1.00 2.24%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Luke Mcleod 1.00 2.22%
Porksmouth (pink) Steve Little 1.00 2.09%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Ashley Wearing 1.00 1.84%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Bradley Hewitt 1.00 1.80%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Nick Pebody 1.00 1.79%
Porksmouth (pink) Kieran O’Dea 1.00 1.76%
Porksmouth (pink) Jacob Morrison 1.00 1.71%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Iain Smith 1.00 1.60%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Fraser Peel 1.00 1.51%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Aaron Cook 1.00 1.43%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Daniele Goncalves 1.00 1.35%
Porksmouth (pink) Lee Dawkins 1.00 1.25%
Ozempiacos (whites) Aaron Scott 1.00 1.18%
Fatchester united (Purples) Daniel Wyatt 1.00 1.15%
Cold palmerson (blues) Liam Anderson 1.00 1.13%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Phil Allen 1.00 1.07%
Cold palmerson (blues) Chris Enoh 1.00 0.84%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Liam Passfield 1.00 0.71%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Stephen Doherty 1.00 0.55%
Ozempiacos (whites) Daniel Irwin 1.00 0.50%
We're not athletic (red) Paul Akehurst 1.00 0.36%
Porksmouth (pink) Alexandros Antorka Pieri 0.50 5.31%
Fatchester united (Purples) Christopher Keeley 0.50 4.83%
We're not athletic (red) Alec Hemingway 0.50 3.29%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Steven Coltman 0.50 3.12%
Cold palmerson (blues) Michael Kiernan 0.50 2.90%
We're not athletic (red) John Millgate 0.50 2.49%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mick Feehan 0.50 2.40%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Josh Holloway 0.50 2.09%
Porksmouth (pink) Lewis Coake 0.50 2.06%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) James Denman 0.50 1.91%
Ozempiacos (whites) Mark Jarmak 0.50 1.90%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Shaun Mckeever 0.50 1.82%
Fatchester united (Purples) Bradley Kerton 0.50 1.78%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Paul Wood 0.50 1.72%
Porksmouth (pink) Daniel Lamb 0.50 1.59%
Fatchester united (Purples) Luke Morton-Holtham 0.50 1.42%
Ozempiacos (whites) Lester Franklin 0.50 0.97%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Michael Prempeh 0.50 0.82%
Cold palmerson (blues) Ashley Wood 0.50 0.81%
Ozempiacos (whites) Kane Illsley 0.50 0.79%
Real fattiss (greens) Steven Peeling 0.50 0.79%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Josh Holland 0.50 0.71%
We're not athletic (red) James Hurcomb 0.50 0.69%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Eric King 0.50 0.66%
Fatchester united (Purples) Harry Truss 0.50 0.66%
Real fattiss (greens) Adam Blundell 0.50 0.65%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mike Gabell 0.50 0.65%
Cold palmerson (blues) Lee Carter 0.50 0.62%
Fatchester united (Purples) Lee Harper 0.50 0.61%
Fatchester united (Purples) Tom Dobbie 0.50 0.50%
Real fattiss (greens) Dominic Jones 0.50 0.44%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) charlie hunt 0.50 0.40%
Cold palmerson (blues) Danny Hewitt 0.50 0.36%
Real fattiss (greens) Karl Collins 0.50 0.33%
Fatchester united (Purples) Winston Burke 0.50 0.31%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Andy Murphy 0.50 0.30%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Hasaan Sheikh 0.50 0.27%
We're not athletic (red) Scott Aaron Tejada 0.50 0.23%
We're not athletic (red) Graham Holroyd 0.50 0.15%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Andy Hall 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 20:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 21:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 20:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 21:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 21:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Real fattiss (greens)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 02 July

    Real fattiss (greens)
    14 - 8
    We're not athletic (red)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    11 - 10
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    15 - 3
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    6 - 18
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    11 - 15
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 27 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)

 

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 19:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    We're not athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 21:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 19:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 19:30
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Real fattiss (greens)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 20:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 21:00
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 20:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 20:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 21:00
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 19:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 20:30
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 21:00
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    VS 19:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Real fattiss (greens)
    VS 19:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    VS 20:00
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 21:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 20:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Real fattiss (greens)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 25 June

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    6 - 11
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    16 - 15
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    9 - 7
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    15 - 3
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    We're not athletic (red)
    11 - 10
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    We're not athletic (red)
    7 - 13
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    10 - 11
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    4 - 11
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    5 - 12
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    We're not athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Real fattiss (greens)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 20 August

    We're not athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    0 - 0
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)