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PSA (Formerly PlayFootball), London Road, Rainham, Gillingham, ME8 7RJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Gillingham. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Medway District Council if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Gillingham, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Michael Gabell, Coach, Gillingham | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real fattiss (greens)
8
6
12
2
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
8
6
12
3
We're not athletic (red)
8
5
11
4
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
8
5
10
5
Porksmouth (pink)
8
5
10
6
Cold palmerson (blues)
8
4
8
7
Ozempiacos (whites)
8
3
6
8
Fatchester united (Purples)
8
2
5
9
Moobs like jabba (stripes)
8
2
4
10
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Real fattiss (greens) 8 6 0 2 106 69 37 12
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 8 6 0 2 95 74 21 12
We're not athletic (red) 8 5 1 2 87 76 11 11
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 8 5 0 3 112 85 27 10
Porksmouth (pink) 8 5 0 3 87 76 11 10
Cold palmerson (blues) 8 4 0 4 84 80 4 8
Ozempiacos (whites) 8 3 0 5 73 90 -17 6
Fatchester united (Purples) 8 2 1 5 65 87 -22 5
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 8 2 0 6 48 89 -41 4
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 8 1 0 7 60 91 -31 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 8 6 1 1 48 23 25 13
Real fattiss (greens) 8 6 0 2 54 21 33 12
Porksmouth (pink) 8 5 1 2 40 21 19 11
We're not athletic (red) 8 5 0 3 38 33 5 10
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 8 4 2 2 32 31 1 10
Ozempiacos (whites) 8 3 2 3 28 34 -6 8
Cold palmerson (blues) 8 3 1 4 29 31 -2 7
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 8 2 0 6 23 47 -24 4
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 8 2 0 6 24 48 -24 4
Fatchester united (Purples) 8 0 1 7 13 40 -27 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) 8 6 1 1 42 24 18 13
Real fattiss (greens) 8 6 0 2 31 29 2 12
Cold palmerson (blues) 8 4 2 2 35 32 3 10
Porksmouth (pink) 8 4 1 3 27 34 -7 9
We're not athletic (red) 8 3 2 3 33 24 9 8
Fatchester united (Purples) 8 3 2 3 31 28 3 8
Ivory Stout (Oranges) 8 3 1 4 43 44 -1 7
Ozempiacos (whites) 8 1 3 4 29 34 -5 5
Al-fattihad (Yellows) 8 2 1 5 19 26 -7 5
Moobs like jabba (stripes) 8 1 1 6 8 23 -15 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Stuart Campbell 14.00 -1.00%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Josh Holloway 12.00 9.60%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) David Merrony 12.00 -0.46%
We're not athletic (red) Billy Woods 11.00 9.64%
Real fattiss (greens) Lee Gambell 9.00 7.24%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Shaun Mckeever 8.50 9.00%
Cold palmerson (blues) Toby Hull 8.50 7.83%
Porksmouth (pink) Lewis Coake 8.50 5.88%
Fatchester united (Purples) Joe Weaver 8.50 5.53%
We're not athletic (red) Greg Goodman 8.00 14.57%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Luke Mcleod 8.00 6.98%
We're not athletic (red) Scott Aaron Tejada 8.00 6.76%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Nick Tidy 8.00 5.95%
Cold palmerson (blues) James Worrell 7.50 9.83%
Porksmouth (pink) Nathan Ribbens 7.50 2.03%
Cold palmerson (blues) David Castle 6.50 7.45%
Fatchester united (Purples) Luke Morton-Holtham 6.50 5.40%
Porksmouth (pink) Jacob Morrison 6.50 3.77%
Cold palmerson (blues) Thye Squelch 6.00 5.71%
Porksmouth (pink) Steve Little 6.00 5.67%
Real fattiss (greens) Karl Collins 6.00 4.33%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jack Archer 5.50 6.88%
Fatchester united (Purples) Christopher Keeley 5.50 6.08%
We're not athletic (red) Alec Hemingway 5.00 10.70%
Real fattiss (greens) Jake Wilson 5.00 5.66%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Nick Pebody 5.00 4.77%
Real fattiss (greens) Adam Blundell 5.00 4.64%
Fatchester united (Purples) Adam Farrall 5.00 4.25%
Ozempiacos (whites) Kane Illsley 5.00 3.95%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Daniele Goncalves 5.00 3.07%
Ozempiacos (whites) Lester Franklin 5.00 3.00%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Ashley Wearing 5.00 1.61%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Terry Eeles 4.00 1.84%
We're not athletic (red) John Millgate 3.50 6.41%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Shaun Kay 3.50 5.45%
Fatchester united (Purples) Kelvin MacRae 3.50 5.31%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Ashley Goodwillie 3.50 4.39%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Paul Wood 3.50 4.04%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Daniel Jacobs 3.50 3.94%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Tom Yeomans 3.50 3.81%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mick Feehan 3.50 3.55%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Hasaan Sheikh 3.50 3.27%
Cold palmerson (blues) Lee Carter 3.50 2.96%
Ozempiacos (whites) Aaron Scott 3.50 2.79%
Ozempiacos (whites) Jake Logan 3.50 2.21%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) James Denman 3.50 2.19%
Ozempiacos (whites) Paul Gill 3.50 1.50%
Porksmouth (pink) Alexandros Antorka Pieri 3.00 6.01%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Michael Prempeh 3.00 4.55%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Iain Smith 3.00 3.19%
Real fattiss (greens) Jerome Small 3.00 2.96%
Fatchester united (Purples) Bradley Kerton 3.00 2.67%
Real fattiss (greens) Dominic Jones 3.00 2.57%
Real fattiss (greens) Steven Peeling 3.00 2.05%
Cold palmerson (blues) Danny Hewitt 3.00 1.81%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Jordan Peacock 3.00 1.67%
Cold palmerson (blues) Chris Enoh 3.00 1.42%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Mike Gabell 3.00 0.75%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Eric King 3.00 0.41%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Daniel Stamper 2.50 1.86%
Real fattiss (greens) Lee Harmer 2.50 1.77%
Fatchester united (Purples) Harry Truss 2.50 1.40%
Fatchester united (Purples) Winston Burke 2.50 1.35%
Ozempiacos (whites) Daniel Irwin 2.50 0.70%
Porksmouth (pink) Lee Dawkins 2.50 -0.25%
Cold palmerson (blues) Ashley Wood 2.00 2.67%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Jimmy Howard 2.00 2.20%
Ivory Stout (Oranges) Steven Coltman 2.00 0.85%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Phil Allen 2.00 0.21%
Ozempiacos (whites) Damien Etheridge 1.50 0.73%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) charlie hunt 1.50 0.32%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Fraser Peel 1.50 -0.09%
Real fattiss (greens) Orhan Misiri 1.00 3.07%
Porksmouth (pink) Daniel Lamb 1.00 1.48%
Moobs like jabba (stripes) Josh Holland 1.00 1.16%
Porksmouth (pink) Matthew Fuller 1.00 0.70%
Porksmouth (pink) Kieran O’Dea 1.00 0.37%
Ozempiacos (whites) Jay Twigg 1.00 0.24%
We're not athletic (red) Paul Akehurst 1.00 0.00%
Al-fattihad (Yellows) Bradley Hewitt 1.00 -0.50%
Monster munchen gladbach (blacks) Matthew Palmer 0.50 2.64%
Ozempiacos (whites) Alex Jones 0.50 1.95%
Ozempiacos (whites) Joe Negus 0.50 0.68%
Cold palmerson (blues) Liam Anderson 0.50 -3.16%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    Real fattiss (greens)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 21:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 19:30
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    VS 20:30
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Porksmouth (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Real fattiss (greens)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    5 - 7
    We're not athletic (red)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    6 - 10
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    13 - 8
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    9 - 12
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    6 - 13
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    12 - 9
    We're not athletic (red)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    4 - 11
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    10 - 8
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    8 - 15
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    8 - 4
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Real fattiss (greens)
    14 - 8
    We're not athletic (red)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    11 - 10
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    15 - 3
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    6 - 18
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    11 - 15
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 10 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 17 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    0 - 0
    Real fattiss (greens)

 

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    VS 19:00
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (whites)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    VS 20:00
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Porksmouth (pink)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Real fattiss (greens)
    VS 21:00
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Cold palmerson (blues)
    11 - 0
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    13 - 6
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    13 - 7
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    7 - 12
    Porksmouth (pink)
    We're not athletic (red)
    6 - 16
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 13 August

    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    7 - 9
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    6 - 14
    We're not athletic (red)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    17 - 5
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    7 - 16
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    11 - 6
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    11 - 6
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    7 - 16
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    8 - 10
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    5 - 16
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    We're not athletic (red)
    9 - 3
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    14 - 16
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    6 - 13
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    9 - 14
    We're not athletic (red)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    13 - 8
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    13 - 8
    Fatchester united (Purples)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Porksmouth (pink)
    14 - 10
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    7 - 12
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    17 - 9
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    10 - 7
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    6 - 15
    We're not athletic (red)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Ozempiacos (whites)
    13 - 10
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    We're not athletic (red)
    12 - 12
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    9 - 16
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    15 - 10
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    15 - 16
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Fatchester united (Purples)
    6 - 11
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    16 - 15
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    Porksmouth (pink)
    9 - 7
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    15 - 3
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    We're not athletic (red)
    11 - 10
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    We're not athletic (red)
    6 - 14
    Real fattiss (greens)
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)
    10 - 11
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    4 - 11
    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    5 - 12
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    5 - 7
    Cold palmerson (blues)
  • Wednesday 03 September

    Moobs like jabba (stripes)
    0 - 0
    Fatchester united (Purples)
    Monster munchen gladbach (blacks)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (whites)
    Cold palmerson (blues)
    0 - 0
    We're not athletic (red)
    Al-fattihad (Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Porksmouth (pink)
    Real fattiss (greens)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Stout (Oranges)