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Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2026
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ivory Stout (Oranges)
5
4
9
2
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)
5
3
7
3
Al-fattihad (Yellows)
5
3
7
4
Real Fatties (greens)
5
2
6
5
Porksmouth (pink)
5
3
6
6
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)
5
2
5
7
Fatchester United (Purples)
5
2
4
8
Cold Palmersan (Blues)
5
2
4
9
We're Not Athletic (red)
5
1
2
10
Ozempiacos (whites)
5
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 61 | 24 | 37 | 9 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 56 | 41 | 15 | 7 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 63 | 51 | 12 | 7 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 55 | 44 | 11 | 6 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 46 | 38 | 8 | 6 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 55 | 47 | 8 | 5 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 43 | 47 | -4 | 4 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 39 | 46 | -7 | 4 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 39 | 54 | -15 | 2 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 21 | 86 | -65 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Fatties (greens) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 36 | 15 | 21 | 9 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 30 | 14 | 16 | 8 |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 14 | 13 | 7 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 29 | 26 | 3 | 6 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 23 | 3 | 4 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 4 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 24 | -2 | 4 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 23 | 26 | -3 | 4 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 22 | 27 | -5 | 4 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 56 | -46 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 22 | 10 |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 8 |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 16 | 5 | 7 |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 7 |
| Porksmouth (pink) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 4 |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 13 | -8 | 4 |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 2 |
| Real Fatties (greens) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 19 | -12 | 2 |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 19 | -13 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Paul High | 6.00 | 4.60% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Charlie Knight | 6.00 | 2.72% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | David Merrony | 6.00 | 1.13% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | John Goodwin | 5.50 | 5.16% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Chris Mirrlees | 4.00 | 6.86% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Craig Marshall | 4.00 | 5.48% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Luke Morton-Holtham | 4.00 | 1.29% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Lee John Bridgeman | 4.00 | 1.08% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Paul Akehurst | 4.00 | 0.29% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Jordan Peacock | 3.50 | 6.33% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Josh Holloway | 3.50 | 4.12% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Toby Hull | 3.50 | 3.83% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Greg Goodman | 3.50 | 2.60% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Fraser Peel | 3.50 | 2.39% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | Gary Nelson | 3.00 | 5.80% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Matthew Palmer | 3.00 | 3.28% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Josh Oriwoh | 3.00 | 2.87% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Nathan Ribbens | 3.00 | 1.47% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Aaron Mizon | 2.50 | 4.39% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Tom East | 2.50 | 3.98% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Shaun Kay | 2.50 | 3.66% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Dan Inch | 2.50 | 3.55% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Kelvin MacRae | 2.50 | 3.47% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Sean Connor | 2.50 | 3.36% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Daniel Jacobs | 2.50 | 1.76% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Bradley Hewitt | 2.50 | 1.59% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Steven Ireland | 2.50 | 1.57% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Ashley Wearing | 2.50 | 1.52% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Chris Hatcher | 2.50 | 1.30% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mick Feehan | 2.50 | 1.21% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Daniele Goncalves | 2.50 | 0.99% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Adam Blundell | 2.00 | 0.43% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Paul Wood | 2.00 | 0.42% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Mike Gabell | 1.50 | 0.99% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Steve Little | 1.50 | 0.36% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Eric King | 1.50 | 0.17% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Richard Fuller | 1.00 | 4.00% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Louis Covington | 1.00 | 2.98% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Dominic Monk | 1.00 | 2.97% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Scott Sherry | 1.00 | 2.54% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Ashley Goodwillie | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) | Ryan Andrews | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | David Castle | 1.00 | 0.85% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Luke Kinchin | 1.00 | 0.77% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Vinny Mehmet | 1.00 | 0.73% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | Karl Collins | 1.00 | 0.58% |
| Cold Palmersan (Blues) | James Worrell | 1.00 | 0.45% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Frankie Fairbrass | 1.00 | 0.41% |
| Porksmouth (pink) | Thomas Hindley | 1.00 | 0.41% |
| Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks) | Daniel Stamper | 0.50 | 3.47% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Calen May-Williams | 0.50 | 3.26% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Max Jones | 0.50 | 2.52% |
| Al-fattihad (Yellows) | Nathan Laker | 0.50 | 2.12% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | Sean Frei | 0.50 | 1.13% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Daniel Irwin | 0.50 | 1.11% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Aaron Cutter | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Ivory Stout (Oranges) | Chris Wyatt | 0.50 | 0.76% |
| Fatchester United (Purples) | charlie hunt | 0.50 | 0.70% |
| Real Fatties (greens) | James Balcombe | 0.50 | 0.67% |
| Ozempiacos (whites) | Michael Kiernan | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| We're Not Athletic (red) | Callum Newman | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 04 March
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 19:00Real Fatties (greens) -
Wednesday 04 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 04 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 04 March
Fatchester United (Purples)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 04 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 11 March
Al-fattihad (Yellows)VS 19:00Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 11 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:30Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 11 March
We're Not Athletic (red)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 11 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:30Cold Palmersan (Blues) -
Wednesday 11 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 19:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 18 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 19:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 18 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 20:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Porksmouth (pink)VS 19:00We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 25 March
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Real Fatties (greens)VS 20:00Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 25 March
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 20:30Al-fattihad (Yellows) -
Wednesday 25 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)VS 21:00Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)VS 21:00We're Not Athletic (red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 25 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)15 - 9Porksmouth (pink)Cold Palmersan (Blues)3 - 12Ivory Stout (Oranges)Fatchester United (Purples)14 - 6We're Not Athletic (red)Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)13 - 13Al-fattihad (Yellows)Real Fatties (greens)18 - 6Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 18 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)7 - 7Real Fatties (greens)Al-fattihad (Yellows)12 - 9We're Not Athletic (red)Ivory Stout (Oranges)8 - 5Porksmouth (pink)Cold Palmersan (Blues)15 - 3Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester United (Purples)4 - 8Moobs Like Jabba (stripes) -
Wednesday 11 February
Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)19 - 15Al-fattihad (Yellows)We're Not Athletic (red)13 - 6Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)12 - 9Real Fatties (greens)Ivory Stout (Oranges)23 - 2Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)9 - 14Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 04 February
Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)19 - 7Ozempiacos (whites)Fatchester United (Purples)7 - 12Al-fattihad (Yellows)Porksmouth (pink)8 - 2Cold Palmersan (Blues)Ivory Stout (Oranges)10 - 10Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)11 - 2We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 28 January
Al-fattihad (Yellows)11 - 3Ozempiacos (whites)Cold Palmersan (Blues)10 - 9Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Porksmouth (pink)12 - 4Fatchester United (Purples)We're Not Athletic (red)9 - 11Real Fatties (greens)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)4 - 8Ivory Stout (Oranges) -
Wednesday 04 March
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Real Fatties (greens)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Fatchester United (Purples)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red) -
Wednesday 11 March
Al-fattihad (Yellows)0 - 0Ivory Stout (Oranges)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)We're Not Athletic (red)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Cold Palmersan (Blues)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 March
Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples)Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites) -
Wednesday 25 March
Porksmouth (pink)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)Monster Munchen Gladbach (blacks)0 - 0Ozempiacos (whites)Real Fatties (greens)0 - 0Moobs Like Jabba (stripes)Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0Al-fattihad (Yellows)Ivory Stout (Oranges)0 - 0Fatchester United (Purples) -
Wednesday 18 November
Cold Palmersan (Blues)0 - 0We're Not Athletic (red)