Glasgow

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Glasgow Green Football Centre, 28 Kings Drive Glasgow, G40 1HB

Welcome to MAN v FAT Glasgow. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-One | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
9
7
14
2
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
9
7
14
3
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
9
2
4
4
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) 9 7 0 2 125 62 63 14
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) 9 7 0 2 108 52 56 14
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) 9 2 0 7 58 113 -55 4
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) 9 2 0 7 44 108 -64 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) 9 7 0 2 75 25 50 14
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) 9 7 0 2 62 34 28 14
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) 9 3 0 6 37 57 -20 6
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) 9 1 0 8 29 87 -58 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) 9 6 1 2 47 19 28 13
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) 9 5 0 4 19 18 1 10
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) 9 4 1 4 21 18 3 9
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) 9 2 0 7 6 38 -32 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Kevin Cain 12.00 11.65%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Craig Cameron 8.00 4.70%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Scott Campbell 5.00 3.82%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) David Cain 3.50 1.06%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Max Womersley 3.00 3.26%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Stephen Hutchison 3.00 2.98%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Remo Baldassarra 3.00 2.22%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Daniel Adams 2.50 3.07%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) Jack Mitchell 2.00 2.62%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Andy Massie 1.50 4.83%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Dylan Hainey 1.50 4.32%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Leslie Salami 1.50 3.08%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) Lee Smart 1.50 2.83%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) Christian Cullen 1.50 1.98%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Paul Smith 1.50 0.09%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Brian Mitchell 0.50 4.19%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) Paul Forgie 0.50 2.64%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Stephen Bennett 0.50 2.51%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Brian Anderson 0.50 1.79%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Liam Warren 0.50 1.62%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Conner McKay 0.50 1.26%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Daniel Cappie 0.50 0.50%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Harrison Bott 0.50 0.47%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 03 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    13 - 2
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    7 - 15
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 06 March

    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    1 - 9
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    1 - 10
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)

  • Thursday 30 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    16 - 8
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    4 - 9
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    0 - 0
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

 

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  • Thursday 10 April

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    24 - 4
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    18 - 1
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 27 March

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    16 - 10
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    4 - 19
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)

  • Thursday 20 March

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    7 - 20
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    10 - 4
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 13 March

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    17 - 6
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    9 - 11
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 27 February

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    5 - 13
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    2 - 15
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)

  • Thursday 13 February

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    6 - 13
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    11 - 6
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 06 February

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    2 - 7
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    16 - 1
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 23 January

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    8 - 10
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    6 - 5
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 16 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    4 - 10
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    11 - 4
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)