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Glasgow Green Football Centre, 28 Kings Drive Glasgow, G40 1HB

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
7
6
12
2
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
7
4
8
3
Portly Vale (GLA White)
7
3
7
4
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
7
3
6
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
7
2
5
6
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
7
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) 7 6 0 1 91 48 43 12
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) 7 4 0 3 54 49 5 8
Portly Vale (GLA White) 7 3 1 3 50 67 -17 7
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) 7 3 0 4 56 61 -5 6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) 7 2 1 4 64 75 -11 5
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) 7 2 0 5 51 66 -15 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) 7 6 0 1 59 29 30 12
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) 7 4 0 3 40 51 -11 8
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) 7 3 0 4 43 40 3 6
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) 7 3 0 4 45 44 1 6
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) 7 3 0 4 36 41 -5 6
Portly Vale (GLA White) 7 2 0 5 28 46 -18 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Portly Vale (GLA White) 7 4 1 2 13 16 -3 9
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) 7 2 4 1 7 4 3 8
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) 7 4 0 3 18 16 2 8
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) 7 2 3 2 22 13 9 7
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) 7 1 3 3 7 11 -4 5
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) 7 2 1 4 10 17 -7 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Portly Vale (GLA White) Gary Meenan 9.00 8.45%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Garry Macisaac 8.50 5.23%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Conner McKay 8.50 3.68%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) David Cain 8.00 6.35%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) Daniel Cappie 8.00 4.54%
Portly Vale (GLA White) Andy Massie 8.00 2.61%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Christian Cullen 6.50 5.36%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Peter Hannington 6.00 6.91%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Dean McCluskey 5.50 6.06%
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) Paul Brady 5.50 5.84%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Leslie Salami 5.50 1.37%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) John Smith 3.00 4.22%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Liam Warren 3.00 2.32%
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) Brian Mitchell 3.00 2.20%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Zeeshan Majeed 3.00 1.75%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) James Buchanan 3.00 0.66%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Kevin Cain 2.50 1.81%
Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow) Craig Cameron 2.00 2.53%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Christopher Elliott 2.00 0.96%
Portly Vale (GLA White) Uyiosa Orumwense 1.50 0.08%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Martin Currie 1.50 0.00%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) Frank Quinn 1.00 2.65%
Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue) Matthew Howe 1.00 1.93%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) Paul Forgie 1.00 1.29%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Stephen Hutchison 1.00 0.26%
Real DiaBetis (GLA Green) Stephen Bennett 1.00 -0.28%
Full Fat Coke (GLA Black) Thomas Allison 0.50 2.22%
Portly Vale (GLA White) Gavin Glover 0.50 1.62%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red) Kieran Caithness 0.50 0.85%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 24 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    VS 20:00
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 26 June

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    27 - 3
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    5 - 13
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    6 - 4
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    3 - 15
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    14 - 12
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    11 - 6
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    0 - 0
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    0 - 0
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

 

  • Thursday 17 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    VS 19:30
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    VS 19:30
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    VS 20:00
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 10 July

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    11 - 15
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    5 - 8
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    9 - 4
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    14 - 6
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    9 - 14
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    15 - 4
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    11 - 9
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    5 - 12
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    10 - 7
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    7 - 11
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    4 - 21
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    6 - 7
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    17 - 3
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    7 - 10
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    8 - 4
    Portly Vale (GLA White)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    7 - 12
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    2 - 7
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    7 - 12
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    9 - 9
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    10 - 3
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    10 - 5
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    0 - 0
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    0 - 0
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Inter Mealplan (GLA Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real DiaBetis (GLA Green)
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas (GLA Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatburn Rovers (GLA Yellow)
    Portly Vale (GLA White)
    0 - 0
    Full Fat Coke (GLA Black)