Glasgow

Thursday | 19:00-21:00

Glasgow Green Football Centre, 28 Kings Drive Glasgow, G40 1HB

Welcome to MAN v FAT Glasgow. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

View Map

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-One | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
8
6
12
2
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
8
6
12
3
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
8
2
4
4
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
8
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) 8 6 0 2 101 58 43 12
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) 8 6 0 2 90 51 39 12
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) 8 2 0 6 54 89 -35 4
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) 8 2 0 6 43 90 -47 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) 8 6 0 2 64 23 41 12
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) 8 6 0 2 47 33 14 12
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) 8 3 0 5 35 46 -11 6
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) 8 1 0 7 28 72 -44 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) 8 5 1 2 40 17 23 11
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) 8 5 0 3 17 11 6 10
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) 8 3 1 4 16 19 -3 7
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) 8 2 0 6 7 33 -26 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Kevin Cain 11.50 11.55%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) James Buchanan 10.50 6.86%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Brian Mitchell 8.00 3.87%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Dylan Hainey 8.00 2.16%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Craig Cameron 7.50 3.90%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Andy Massie 5.00 3.79%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Dean McCluskey 3.50 4.29%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) william donald 3.50 4.25%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Stephen Bennett 3.50 2.69%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) David Cain 3.50 1.06%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Stephen Hutchison 3.00 3.04%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Scott Campbell 3.00 2.81%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Remo Baldassarra 3.00 2.22%
Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red) Brian Anderson 3.00 2.16%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Christopher Elliott 3.00 1.87%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Max Womersley 2.50 3.57%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) Jack Mitchell 2.00 3.61%
The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow) Daniel Adams 2.00 1.53%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Conner McKay 1.50 1.05%
New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black) Paul Smith 1.50 0.09%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) Christian Cullen 1.00 0.94%
Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White) Lee Smart 0.50 1.15%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 03 April

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    VS 19:00
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 03 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 06 March

    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    1 - 9
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    1 - 10
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)

  • Thursday 30 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    16 - 8
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    4 - 9
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)

  • Thursday 03 April

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    0 - 0
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

 

  • Thursday 10 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 10 April

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    VS 19:30
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 27 March

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    16 - 10
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    4 - 19
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)

  • Thursday 20 March

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    7 - 20
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    10 - 4
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 13 March

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    17 - 6
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    9 - 11
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 27 February

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    5 - 13
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    2 - 15
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)

  • Thursday 13 February

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    6 - 13
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    11 - 6
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 06 February

    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    2 - 7
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    16 - 1
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 23 January

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    8 - 10
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)
    6 - 5
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)

  • Thursday 16 January

    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    4 - 10
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    11 - 4
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)

  • Thursday 10 April

    The Slimsons (Glasgow Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Bayern Munchies (Glasgow White)
    Unathletico Madrid (Glasgow Red)
    0 - 0
    New-me-cattle (Glasgow Black)