Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Friday | 19:30-21:30
Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Southway, Guildford, GU2 8DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Man V Fat Guildford and myself as the coach are there on the good weeks to cheer you on, as you lose weight and win matches and we are there on those tough weeks when things didn't go to plan, to guide you back to success again. Exercising is easier if it's something you enjoy and motivation comes from being part of a team. It starts with the kick of a ball but with support leads to a lifestyle change that sticks. I suggest you come and see for yourself
Sam Morgan, Coach, Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Fatsuma's (Orange)
8
8
16
2
SS Fatzio (Blue)
8
7
14
3
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)
8
5
10
4
Diabetico Madrid (Red)
8
2
4
5
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
8
1
2
6
Yellow Fridge Raiders
8
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 80 | 43 | 37 | 16 |
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 65 | 42 | 23 | 14 |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 79 | 59 | 20 | 10 |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 58 | 64 | -6 | 4 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 34 | 59 | -25 | 2 |
| Yellow Fridge Raiders | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 20 | 69 | -49 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 14 | 18 | 12 |
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 22 | 17 | 5 | 9 |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 28 | 23 | 5 | 9 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 20 | 24 | -4 | 9 |
| Yellow Fridge Raiders | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 15 | 19 | -4 | 6 |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 14 | 34 | -20 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 8 | 17 | 13 |
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 17 | 16 | 12 |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 20 | 13 | 12 |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 25 | 20 | 5 | 7 |
| Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 0 | 19 | -19 | 3 |
| Yellow Fridge Raiders | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7 | -2 | 30 | -32 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | Mark Smithies | 11.00 | 11.94% |
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | Urfan Khan | 10.00 | 8.00% |
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | Aqeel Zaman | 9.50 | 6.36% |
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | Chris Pain | 9.00 | 2.79% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Jamie West | 8.50 | 6.73% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Colby Silver | 8.00 | 10.17% |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | Steve Kerslake | 8.00 | 7.56% |
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | Samson Lewis | 7.00 | 5.13% |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | Olumide Busuyi Oje-Adetule | 6.00 | 4.27% |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | Matthew Sullivan | 6.00 | 2.21% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Kieran Lunn | 6.00 | 1.66% |
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | Ray Tizzard | 5.50 | 2.64% |
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | Hayden Goodwin | 5.00 | 3.90% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Peter Yorston | 5.00 | 3.37% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Steven Kilpin | 5.00 | 1.55% |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | Paul Murnane | 4.00 | -1.86% |
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | Josh Price | 3.50 | 3.31% |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | Richard Knight | 3.00 | 4.08% |
| Fatsuma's (Orange) | Tommy Hope | 2.50 | 2.67% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) | Daniel Hildreth | 2.50 | 1.81% |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | Tim Grove | 2.50 | 1.05% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Nicholas Betts | 2.50 | 0.72% |
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | Oliver Petherick | 2.50 | 0.37% |
| SS Fatzio (Blue) | James Hill | 2.00 | 1.03% |
| Diabetico Madrid (Red) | David Higgins | 1.50 | 1.09% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Jon Skelton | 1.00 | -0.37% |
| Yellow Fridge Raiders | Adam Pigott | 1.00 | -2.36% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) | Craig Mansfield | 0.50 | 2.65% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) | Muhammad Malik | 0.50 | 0.96% |
| Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) | Alex Rushent | 0.50 | -0.10% |
| Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) | Tim Lawrence | 0.50 | -1.67% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 11 July
Yellow Fridge RaidersVS 19:30SS Fatzio (Blue) -
Friday 11 July
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) -
Friday 11 July
Diabetico Madrid (Red)VS 20:30Fatsuma's (Orange)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 13 June
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)3 - 1Yellow Fridge RaidersFatsuma's (Orange)7 - 1SS Fatzio (Blue)Diabetico Madrid (Red)6 - -1Snackrington Stanley (Blacks) -
Friday 16 May
Fatsuma's (Orange)9 - 4Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)Diabetico Madrid (Red)6 - 2Yellow Fridge RaidersBorussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)7 - 7SS Fatzio (Blue) -
Friday 11 July
Yellow Fridge Raiders0 - 0SS Fatzio (Blue)Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)Diabetico Madrid (Red)0 - 0Fatsuma's (Orange)
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Friday 18 July
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)VS 19:30Diabetico Madrid (Red) -
Friday 18 July
SS Fatzio (Blue)VS 20:00Fatsuma's (Orange) -
Friday 18 July
Yellow Fridge RaidersVS 20:30Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) -
Friday 25 July
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)VS 19:30SS Fatzio (Blue) -
Friday 25 July
Diabetico Madrid (Red)VS 20:00Yellow Fridge Raiders -
Friday 25 July
Fatsuma's (Orange)VS 20:30Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 04 July
Yellow Fridge Raiders1 - 7Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)10 - 11Fatsuma's (Orange)SS Fatzio (Blue)10 - 9Diabetico Madrid (Red) -
Friday 27 June
Diabetico Madrid (Red)10 - 11Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)5 - 9SS Fatzio (Blue)Fatsuma's (Orange)7 - -3Yellow Fridge Raiders -
Friday 20 June
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)6 - 11Fatsuma's (Orange)Yellow Fridge Raiders-1 - 13Diabetico Madrid (Red)SS Fatzio (Blue)9 - 7Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) -
Friday 06 June
Fatsuma's (Orange)11 - 7Diabetico Madrid (Red)Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)5 - 9Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)SS Fatzio (Blue)9 - 3Yellow Fridge Raiders -
Friday 30 May
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)2 - 8Yellow Fridge RaidersFatsuma's (Orange)13 - 8Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)Diabetico Madrid (Red)2 - 9SS Fatzio (Blue) -
Friday 23 May
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)11 - 4Diabetico Madrid (Red)SS Fatzio (Blue)5 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)Yellow Fridge Raiders3 - 9Fatsuma's (Orange) -
Friday 09 May
Yellow Fridge Raiders3 - 13Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)SS Fatzio (Blue)5 - 10Fatsuma's (Orange)Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)5 - 6Diabetico Madrid (Red) -
Friday 02 May
Diabetico Madrid (Red)7 - 8Fatsuma's (Orange)Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)10 - 4Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)Yellow Fridge Raiders6 - 9SS Fatzio (Blue) -
Friday 18 July
Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)0 - 0Diabetico Madrid (Red)SS Fatzio (Blue)0 - 0Fatsuma's (Orange)Yellow Fridge Raiders0 - 0Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green) -
Friday 25 July
Borussia Munchinngflapjacks (Green)0 - 0SS Fatzio (Blue)Diabetico Madrid (Red)0 - 0Yellow Fridge RaidersFatsuma's (Orange)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (Blacks)