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Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Southway, Guildford, GU2 8DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Man V Fat Guildford and myself as the coach are there on the good weeks to cheer you on, as you lose weight and win matches and we are there on those tough weeks when things didn't go to plan, to guide you back to success again. Exercising is easier if it's something you enjoy and motivation comes from being part of a team. It starts with the kick of a ball but with support leads to a lifestyle change that sticks. I suggest you come and see  for  yourself

Sam Morgan, Coach, Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Six | 2023
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
8
6
14
2
BLACK PUDDINGS FC
8
4
8
3
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
8
4
8
4
FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
8
3
8
5
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
8
3
7
6
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
8
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED) 8 6 2 0 50 27 23 14
BLACK PUDDINGS FC 8 4 0 4 41 35 6 8
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE) 8 4 0 4 39 39 0 8
FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW) 8 3 2 3 17 21 -4 8
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN) 8 3 1 4 19 33 -14 7
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) 8 1 1 6 32 43 -11 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED) 8 6 2 0 34 12 22 14
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE) 8 3 3 2 25 27 -2 9
FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW) 8 2 3 3 9 10 -1 7
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) 8 3 1 4 16 23 -7 7
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN) 8 3 1 4 11 18 -7 7
BLACK PUDDINGS FC 8 2 0 6 18 23 -5 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
BLACK PUDDINGS FC 8 4 2 2 9 1 8 10
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE) 8 4 2 2 6 0 6 10
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED) 8 3 2 3 0 4 -4 8
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) 8 2 3 3 7 5 2 7
FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW) 8 1 5 2 -3 0 -3 7
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN) 8 2 2 4 -5 4 -9 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
BLACK PUDDINGS FC WASEEM QASIM 9.00 4.41%
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE) Samson Lewis 5.00 2.43%
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN) Tommy Ramsbottom 5.00 1.04%
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED) Steven Kilpin 5.00 0.76%
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) Daniel Sweetland 3.50 1.60%
FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW) Alex Rushent 3.50 1.41%
BLACK PUDDINGS FC Dan Staunton 3.00 1.32%
BLACK PUDDINGS FC Carl Harmer 3.00 -1.00%
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) Darren Bell 2.50 1.24%
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE) Hayri Sadakov 2.50 0.53%
BLACK PUDDINGS FC Colby Silver 1.50 1.15%
FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW) Mitchell Alsabti 1.50 0.66%
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED) Will Martyr 1.50 0.55%
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) Michael Smalley 1.00 1.14%
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE) Harvey Chinnock 1.00 0.87%
FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE) Peter McIntosh 1.00 -0.10%
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN) Rob ILIE 1.00 -0.91%
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) Mark Hannon 0.50 2.38%
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) Ray Tizzard 0.50 2.30%
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN) james brown 0.50 1.80%
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED) Kevin Norman 0.50 1.08%
FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED) Jon Blanch 0.50 1.01%
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) Jez Gibson 0.50 0.94%
BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE) Paul Thomas 0.50 0.11%
BLACK PUDDINGS FC Peter Garters 0.50 -0.43%
FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW) Adam Pigott 0.50 -0.51%
LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN) Joshua Dunham 0.50 -0.52%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 06 October

    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    VS 20:00
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
  • Friday 06 October

    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    VS 20:30
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
  • Friday 06 October

    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    VS 21:00
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 08 September

    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    0 - 6
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    2 - 5
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    5 - 0
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
  • Friday 04 August

    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    5 - 3
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    3 - 4
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    2 - 1
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
  • Friday 06 October

    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    0 - 0
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    0 - 0
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    0 - 0
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC

 

  • Friday 13 October

    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    VS 20:00
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
  • Friday 13 October

    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    VS 20:30
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
  • Friday 13 October

    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    VS 21:00
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
  • Friday 20 October

    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    VS 20:00
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
  • Friday 20 October

    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    VS 20:30
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
  • Friday 20 October

    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    VS 21:00
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 29 September

    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    10 - 6
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    5 - 2
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    -2 - 0
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
  • Friday 22 September

    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    4 - 7
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    2 - 5
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    5 - 8
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
  • Friday 15 September

    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    4 - 5
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    10 - 4
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    3 - 6
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
  • Friday 01 September

    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    8 - 1
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    3 - 7
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    -1 - 3
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
  • Friday 25 August

    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    4 - 4
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    8 - 2
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    0 - 0
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
  • Friday 11 August

    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    3 - 5
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    5 - 4
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    7 - 3
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
  • Friday 28 July

    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    6 - 4
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    5 - 4
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    1 - 2
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
  • Friday 21 July

    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    3 - 6
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    5 - 8
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    2 - 2
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
  • Friday 13 October

    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)
    0 - 0
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    0 - 0
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    0 - 0
    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
  • Friday 20 October

    FC SCOFFENHEIM (WHITE)
    0 - 0
    FATBOYS SLIM FC (YELLOW)
    LETTUCE FC YA MELONS (GREEN)
    0 - 0
    FC BAYERN MUNCHIES (RED)
    BLACK PUDDINGS FC
    0 - 0
    BLUE BELLY MUFFINS FC (BLUE)