Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Friday | 19:30-21:30

Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Southway, Guildford, GU2 8DU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Man V Fat Guildford and myself as the coach are there on the good weeks to cheer you on, as you lose weight and win matches and we are there on those tough weeks when things didn't go to plan, to guide you back to success again. Exercising is easier if it's something you enjoy and motivation comes from being part of a team. It starts with the kick of a ball but with support leads to a lifestyle change that sticks. I suggest you come and see  for  yourself

Sam Morgan, Coach, Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Boca Chewniors (Blue)
2
2
4
2
Slim Shadies FC (RED)
2
2
4
3
Snow White and the 7 Craigs
2
1
2
4
Ivory Toast (Orange)
2
1
2
5
Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
2
0
0
6
Slim Reapers FC (Black)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Boca Chewniors (Blue) 2 2 0 0 24 10 14 4
Slim Shadies FC (RED) 2 2 0 0 21 14 7 4
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 2 1 0 1 25 12 13 2
Ivory Toast (Orange) 2 1 0 1 16 20 -4 2
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) 2 0 0 2 10 19 -9 0
Slim Reapers FC (Black) 2 0 0 2 6 27 -21 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (Orange) 2 2 0 0 7 3 4 4
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) 2 0 2 0 4 4 0 2
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2
Slim Shadies FC (RED) 2 0 2 0 2 2 0 2
Boca Chewniors (Blue) 2 0 1 1 5 7 -2 1
Slim Reapers FC (Black) 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Boca Chewniors (Blue) 2 2 0 0 15 2 13 4
Slim Shadies FC (RED) 2 2 0 0 14 6 8 4
Snow White and the 7 Craigs 2 1 0 1 17 9 8 2
Ivory Toast (Orange) 2 1 0 1 7 13 -6 2
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) 2 0 0 2 1 10 -9 0
Slim Reapers FC (Black) 2 0 0 2 3 17 -14 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Fraz Farrell 7.00 0.34%
Boca Chewniors (Blue) Riccardo Castagna 6.50 -1.65%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Alexander Maurizio Cremona 5.50 6.10%
Ivory Toast (Orange) Harry Petherick 5.50 5.06%
Boca Chewniors (Blue) david mitchell 5.50 4.79%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Aqeel Zaman 5.50 3.35%
Boca Chewniors (Blue) Joshua Dunham 4.00 8.36%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Mark Smithies 4.00 1.44%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Hayden Goodwin 4.00 1.00%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Rhys McLaren 1.00 2.87%
Boca Chewniors (Blue) Richard Knight 1.00 1.05%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Chris Pain 1.00 0.37%
Ivory Toast (Orange) David Carr 1.00 -0.21%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Matthew Sullivan 1.00 -0.82%
Slim Reapers FC (Black) Paul Murnane 1.00 -2.23%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Urfan Khan 1.00 -2.32%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Rob Barton 0.50 3.94%
Ivory Toast (Orange) Mo Goudah 0.50 3.25%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Bradley Marchant 0.50 1.03%
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) Tom Cumming 0.50 0.94%
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) Daniel Hildreth 0.50 0.60%
Slim Reapers FC (Black) Mark Hannon 0.50 0.57%
Ivory Toast (Orange) Peter Yorston 0.50 0.57%
Slim Reapers FC (Black) Daniel Sweetland 0.50 0.53%
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) Sam Simmons 0.50 0.44%
Boca Chewniors (Blue) James Musallam 0.50 0.34%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Graham Palmer 0.50 0.33%
Slim Reapers FC (Black) Tim Grove 0.50 0.18%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Mahad Maimoon 0.50 -0.20%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Naveed Hassan 0.50 -0.22%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Colby Silver 0.50 -0.23%
Slim Reapers FC (Black) WASEEM QASIM 0.50 -0.39%
Ivory Toast (Orange) Aaron Kentell 0.50 -0.66%
Ivory Toast (Orange) Chris Jackson 0.50 -0.70%
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) Alex Chan 0.50 -0.78%
Snow White and the 7 Craigs Peter Borlase 0.50 -0.81%
Slim Shadies FC (RED) Samson Lewis 0.50 -0.83%
Slim Reapers FC (Black) Joseph Mulae 0.50 -2.54%
Golden Wanderers (Yellow) Tim Lawrence 0.50 -2.69%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 06 February

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)

  • Friday 06 February

    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs

  • Friday 06 February

    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    VS 20:30
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)

  • Friday 06 March

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs

  • Friday 06 March

    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    VS 20:00
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)

  • Friday 06 March

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 19 December

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    -1 - 3
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    2 - 7
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    -1 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 06 February

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)

  • Friday 06 March

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    0 - 0
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)

 

  • Friday 16 January

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)

  • Friday 16 January

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    VS 20:00
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)

  • Friday 16 January

    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 23 January

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs

  • Friday 23 January

    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)

  • Friday 23 January

    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)

  • Friday 30 January

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    VS 19:30
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)

  • Friday 30 January

    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)

  • Friday 30 January

    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 13 February

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    VS 19:30
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)

  • Friday 13 February

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 13 February

    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)

  • Friday 20 February

    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)

  • Friday 20 February

    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs

  • Friday 20 February

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)

  • Friday 27 February

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    VS 19:30
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 27 February

    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    VS 20:00
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)

  • Friday 27 February

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)

  • Friday 13 March

    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 13 March

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    VS 20:00
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)

  • Friday 13 March

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)

  • Friday 20 March

    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    VS 19:30
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs

  • Friday 20 March

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)

  • Friday 20 March

    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 09 January

    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    7 - 4
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    10 - 3
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    9 - 8
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs

  • Friday 05 December

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    6 - 17
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    12 - 6
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    3 - 17
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs

  • Friday 16 January

    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    0 - 0
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 23 January

    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)

  • Friday 30 January

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Orange)

  • Friday 13 February

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    0 - 0
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)

  • Friday 20 February

    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)

  • Friday 27 February

    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    0 - 0
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)

  • Friday 13 March

    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    0 - 0
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    0 - 0
    Slim Shadies FC (RED)

  • Friday 20 March

    Slim Shadies FC (RED)
    0 - 0
    Snow White and the 7 Craigs
    Ivory Toast (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Slim Reapers FC (Black)
    Boca Chewniors (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Golden Wanderers (Yellow)