Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Friday | 19:30-21:30
Kings College - Community Sports Hub, Southway, Guildford, GU2 8DU
Welcome to MAN v FAT Guildford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You may qualify for funding via One You Surrey for anyone with a Surrey County Council Postcode- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
Man V Fat Guildford and myself as the coach are there on the good weeks to cheer you on, as you lose weight and win matches and we are there on those tough weeks when things didn't go to plan, to guide you back to success again. Exercising is easier if it's something you enjoy and motivation comes from being part of a team. It starts with the kick of a ball but with support leads to a lifestyle change that sticks. I suggest you come and see for yourself
Mark Smithies, Coach, Guildford | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Boca Chewniors (Blue)
5
5
10
2
Snow White and the 7 Craigs
5
4
8
3
Slim Shadies FC (RED)
5
3
7
4
Slim Reapers FC (Black)
5
1
2
5
Ivory Toast (Orange)
5
1
2
6
Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
5
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 35 | 17 | 10 |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 63 | 28 | 35 | 8 |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 48 | 34 | 14 | 7 |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 34 | 56 | -22 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 32 | 56 | -24 | 2 |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | 5 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 50 | -20 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 8 |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 9 | -2 | 6 |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 5 |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 4 |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 4 |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 30 | 14 | 16 | 9 |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 15 | 20 | 8 |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 14 | 14 | 7 |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 31 | -18 | 4 |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 19 | 34 | -15 | 2 |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 11 | 28 | -17 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Alexander Maurizio Cremona | 11.00 | 9.20% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Fraz Farrell | 9.50 | 2.35% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | Riccardo Castagna | 7.50 | -2.43% |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Aqeel Zaman | 6.50 | 3.06% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | Joshua Dunham | 6.00 | 8.97% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | david mitchell | 6.00 | 6.11% |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | Harry Petherick | 6.00 | 5.83% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Mark Smithies | 6.00 | 3.28% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Hayden Goodwin | 6.00 | 1.11% |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Urfan Khan | 5.00 | 0.00% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | Paul Murnane | 5.00 | -0.52% |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | Sam Simmons | 4.00 | 1.24% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | Richard Knight | 3.50 | 3.44% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | Paul Richardson | 3.50 | 1.07% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Mahad Maimoon | 3.00 | 3.15% |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Rhys McLaren | 3.00 | 3.14% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Peter Borlase | 3.00 | 2.34% |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | Daniel Hildreth | 2.50 | 2.21% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Graham Palmer | 2.50 | 1.88% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | James Musallam | 2.50 | 1.22% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | Daniel Sweetland | 2.50 | 0.90% |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | Aaron Kentell | 2.50 | 0.75% |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Matthew Sullivan | 2.50 | 0.73% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Chris Pain | 2.50 | 0.50% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | Mark Hannon | 2.50 | 0.29% |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | David Carr | 2.50 | 0.21% |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | Chris Jackson | 2.00 | 0.30% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | WASEEM QASIM | 2.00 | 0.10% |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | Tim Lawrence | 2.00 | -0.35% |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | Tom O'neill | 1.50 | 0.43% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Colby Silver | 1.50 | -0.69% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | Tim Grove | 1.50 | -0.70% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Rob Barton | 1.00 | 3.56% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | Oli Rushby | 1.00 | 3.05% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | James Turner | 1.00 | 2.90% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | John Fleetwood | 1.00 | 2.77% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | Dan Staunton | 1.00 | -0.29% |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Naveed Hassan | 1.00 | -0.67% |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | Mo Goudah | 0.50 | 2.96% |
| Snow White and the 7 Craigs | Gerardo Lopez Saldana | 0.50 | 1.98% |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | Samuel Sodipo | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | Tom Cumming | 0.50 | 0.38% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | Jason Warner | 0.50 | 0.31% |
| Boca Chewniors (Blue) | Dan Simpson | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | Steven Kilpin | 0.50 | 0.07% |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Bradley Marchant | 0.50 | -0.47% |
| Golden Wanderers (Yellow) | Kalab Gezehagn | 0.50 | -0.62% |
| Ivory Toast (Orange) | Peter Yorston | 0.50 | -1.00% |
| Slim Shadies FC (RED) | Samson Lewis | 0.50 | -1.35% |
| Slim Reapers FC (Black) | Joseph Mulae | 0.50 | -3.65% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 13 February
Ivory Toast (Orange)VS 19:30Golden Wanderers (Yellow) -
Friday 13 February
Boca Chewniors (Blue)VS 20:00Snow White and the 7 Craigs -
Friday 13 February
Slim Shadies FC (RED)VS 20:30Slim Reapers FC (Black) -
Friday 13 March
Slim Reapers FC (Black)VS 19:30Snow White and the 7 Craigs -
Friday 13 March
Slim Shadies FC (RED)VS 20:00Golden Wanderers (Yellow) -
Friday 13 March
Ivory Toast (Orange)VS 20:30Boca Chewniors (Blue)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 19 December
Slim Reapers FC (Black)-1 - 3Slim Shadies FC (RED)Snow White and the 7 Craigs2 - 7Boca Chewniors (Blue)Golden Wanderers (Yellow)-1 - 0Ivory Toast (Orange) -
Friday 13 February
Ivory Toast (Orange)0 - 0Golden Wanderers (Yellow)Boca Chewniors (Blue)0 - 0Snow White and the 7 CraigsSlim Shadies FC (RED)0 - 0Slim Reapers FC (Black) -
Friday 13 March
Slim Reapers FC (Black)0 - 0Snow White and the 7 CraigsSlim Shadies FC (RED)0 - 0Golden Wanderers (Yellow)Ivory Toast (Orange)0 - 0Boca Chewniors (Blue)
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Friday 20 February
Snow White and the 7 CraigsVS 19:30Slim Shadies FC (RED) -
Friday 20 February
Slim Reapers FC (Black)VS 20:00Ivory Toast (Orange) -
Friday 20 February
Golden Wanderers (Yellow)VS 20:30Boca Chewniors (Blue) -
Friday 27 February
Boca Chewniors (Blue)VS 19:30Slim Reapers FC (Black) -
Friday 27 February
Golden Wanderers (Yellow)VS 20:00Snow White and the 7 Craigs -
Friday 27 February
Ivory Toast (Orange)VS 20:30Slim Shadies FC (RED) -
Friday 06 March
Snow White and the 7 CraigsVS 19:30Ivory Toast (Orange) -
Friday 06 March
Slim Shadies FC (RED)VS 20:00Boca Chewniors (Blue) -
Friday 06 March
Slim Reapers FC (Black)VS 20:30Golden Wanderers (Yellow) -
Friday 20 March
Golden Wanderers (Yellow)VS 19:30Ivory Toast (Orange) -
Friday 20 March
Snow White and the 7 CraigsVS 20:00Boca Chewniors (Blue) -
Friday 20 March
Slim Reapers FC (Black)VS 20:30Slim Shadies FC (RED) -
Friday 27 March
Slim Shadies FC (RED)VS 19:30Snow White and the 7 Craigs -
Friday 27 March
Ivory Toast (Orange)VS 20:00Slim Reapers FC (Black) -
Friday 27 March
Boca Chewniors (Blue)VS 20:30Golden Wanderers (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 30 January
Boca Chewniors (Blue)10 - 9Ivory Toast (Orange)Golden Wanderers (Yellow)7 - 7Slim Shadies FC (RED)Snow White and the 7 Craigs12 - 8Slim Reapers FC (Black) -
Friday 23 January
Golden Wanderers (Yellow)9 - 13Slim Reapers FC (Black)Boca Chewniors (Blue)10 - 9Slim Shadies FC (RED)Ivory Toast (Orange)4 - 15Snow White and the 7 Craigs -
Friday 16 January
Slim Shadies FC (RED)11 - 3Ivory Toast (Orange)Snow White and the 7 Craigs11 - 4Golden Wanderers (Yellow)Slim Reapers FC (Black)7 - 8Boca Chewniors (Blue) -
Friday 09 January
Boca Chewniors (Blue)7 - 4Golden Wanderers (Yellow)Ivory Toast (Orange)10 - 3Slim Reapers FC (Black)Slim Shadies FC (RED)9 - 8Snow White and the 7 Craigs -
Friday 05 December
Ivory Toast (Orange)6 - 17Boca Chewniors (Blue)Slim Shadies FC (RED)12 - 6Golden Wanderers (Yellow)Slim Reapers FC (Black)3 - 17Snow White and the 7 Craigs -
Friday 20 February
Snow White and the 7 Craigs0 - 0Slim Shadies FC (RED)Slim Reapers FC (Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Orange)Golden Wanderers (Yellow)0 - 0Boca Chewniors (Blue) -
Friday 27 February
Boca Chewniors (Blue)0 - 0Slim Reapers FC (Black)Golden Wanderers (Yellow)0 - 0Snow White and the 7 CraigsIvory Toast (Orange)0 - 0Slim Shadies FC (RED) -
Friday 06 March
Snow White and the 7 Craigs0 - 0Ivory Toast (Orange)Slim Shadies FC (RED)0 - 0Boca Chewniors (Blue)Slim Reapers FC (Black)0 - 0Golden Wanderers (Yellow) -
Friday 20 March
Golden Wanderers (Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Orange)Snow White and the 7 Craigs0 - 0Boca Chewniors (Blue)Slim Reapers FC (Black)0 - 0Slim Shadies FC (RED) -
Friday 27 March
Slim Shadies FC (RED)0 - 0Snow White and the 7 CraigsIvory Toast (Orange)0 - 0Slim Reapers FC (Black)Boca Chewniors (Blue)0 - 0Golden Wanderers (Yellow)