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Horntye Park, Bohemia Rd, Hastings, TN34 1EX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Peter Morgan, Coach, Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Sporting Abeergut (Green)
5
5
10
2
Paris St Chow Mein(black)
5
3
6
3
Red Rhinos (Red)
5
2
4
4
Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
5
0
0

Hi I'm the Coach Patrick, Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Sporting Abeergut (Green) 5 5 0 0 41 23 18 10
Paris St Chow Mein(black) 5 3 0 2 37 25 12 6
Red Rhinos (Red) 5 2 0 3 26 30 -4 4
Crisp Kamara (Yellow) 5 0 0 5 13 39 -26 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Paris St Chow Mein(black) 5 4 0 1 9 7 2 8
Sporting Abeergut (Green) 5 3 0 2 17 12 5 6
Red Rhinos (Red) 5 2 0 3 14 14 0 4
Crisp Kamara (Yellow) 5 1 0 4 6 13 -7 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Sporting Abeergut (Green) 5 4 0 1 14 5 9 8
Paris St Chow Mein(black) 5 3 0 2 14 7 7 6
Red Rhinos (Red) 5 2 0 3 1 5 -4 4
Crisp Kamara (Yellow) 5 1 0 4 1 13 -12 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Sporting Abeergut (Green) Charlie Welford 11.00 7.81%
Crisp Kamara (Yellow) Stephen Morris 8.50 6.02%
Sporting Abeergut (Green) Glen Anderson 6.50 4.92%
Paris St Chow Mein(black) Sean Cullen 4.00 3.63%
Sporting Abeergut (Green) Steven oconnor 3.00 3.65%
Sporting Abeergut (Green) Steven Lewis 3.00 1.98%
Paris St Chow Mein(black) Guy Wickens 3.00 1.61%
Crisp Kamara (Yellow) Craig Perry 3.00 1.40%
Paris St Chow Mein(black) Jack Wyatt 3.00 0.00%
Sporting Abeergut (Green) Jake Hughes 2.50 1.65%
Paris St Chow Mein(black) Henri Hayler 2.00 2.40%
Crisp Kamara (Yellow) Dan Hills 1.50 1.40%
Crisp Kamara (Yellow) Michael Ryan 1.00 4.47%
Red Rhinos (Red) Tom Paur 1.00 0.40%
Red Rhinos (Red) Stephen Conroy 1.00 0.34%
Paris St Chow Mein(black) Michael Duncan 1.00 -0.23%
Sporting Abeergut (Green) Kyle Carter 0.50 2.01%
Paris St Chow Mein(black) Joel Randoll 0.50 1.18%
Red Rhinos (Red) Bifin Raju 0.50 1.03%
Red Rhinos (Red) James Anderson 0.50 0.48%
Paris St Chow Mein(black) David Elias 0.50 -0.20%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 03 June

    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

  • Monday 03 June

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    VS 20:00
    Red Rhinos (Red)

  • Monday 17 June

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    VS 19:30
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)

  • Monday 17 June

    Red Rhinos (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 22 April

    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    13 - -2
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    6 - 4
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)

  • Monday 18 March

    Red Rhinos (Red)
    10 - 5
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    9 - 6
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)

  • Monday 03 June

    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    0 - 0
    Red Rhinos (Red)

  • Monday 17 June

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    0 - 0
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    0 - 0
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

 

  • Monday 29 April

    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

  • Monday 29 April

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    VS 20:00
    Red Rhinos (Red)

  • Monday 13 May

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    VS 19:30
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

  • Monday 13 May

    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Red Rhinos (Red)

  • Monday 20 May

    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Red Rhinos (Red)

  • Monday 20 May

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    VS 20:00
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)

  • Monday 10 June

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    VS 19:30
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

  • Monday 10 June

    Red Rhinos (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 15 April

    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    -1 - 5
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    7 - 6
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)

  • Monday 08 April

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    11 - 2
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    0 - 3
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

  • Monday 25 March

    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    4 - 10
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    6 - 8
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

  • Monday 11 March

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    1 - 6
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    4 - 12
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)

  • Monday 04 March

    Red Rhinos (Red)
    7 - 11
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    9 - 6
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)

  • Monday 29 April

    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    0 - 0
    Red Rhinos (Red)

  • Monday 13 May

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    0 - 0
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Rhinos (Red)

  • Monday 20 May

    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    0 - 0
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)

  • Monday 10 June

    Paris St Chow Mein(black)
    0 - 0
    Sporting Abeergut (Green)
    Red Rhinos (Red)
    0 - 0
    Crisp Kamara (Yellow)