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Horntye Park, Bohemia Rd, Hastings, TN34 1EX

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Season Seven | 2021
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
4
4
8
2
Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
4
3
6
3
LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
4
2
4
4
Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
4
1
2
5
Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
4
1
2
6
The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
4
1
2

Hi I'm the Coach Patrick, Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Hastings

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Salad (Hastings Green) 4 4 0 0 46 24 22 8
Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow) 4 3 0 1 33 28 5 6
LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue) 4 2 0 2 29 34 -5 4
Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White) 4 1 0 3 26 25 1 2
Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black) 4 1 0 3 22 29 -7 2
The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red) 4 1 0 3 27 43 -16 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter Salad (Hastings Green) 4 4 0 0 13 1 12 8
LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue) 4 3 0 1 14 3 11 6
Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow) 4 2 0 2 10 11 -1 4
Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White) 4 1 0 3 10 9 1 2
Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black) 4 1 0 3 6 14 -8 2
The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red) 4 1 0 3 6 21 -15 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black) 4 3 1 0 11 8 3 7
Inter Salad (Hastings Green) 4 3 0 1 23 14 9 6
Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow) 4 2 0 2 16 10 6 4
Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White) 4 0 3 1 11 13 -2 3
The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red) 4 1 1 2 13 16 -3 3
LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue) 4 0 1 3 10 23 -13 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow) Tom Ralph 6.00 4.56%
LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue) Richard Gibbon 6.00 4.14%
Inter Salad (Hastings Green) Steve Ansett 6.00 2.16%
Inter Salad (Hastings Green) Daniel Pascoe 6.00 1.89%
Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White) John Wensley 4.00 1.97%
Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black) Grant Packham 4.00 1.42%
Inter Salad (Hastings Green) Daniel Cookson 4.00 1.10%
The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red) David Wickens 2.50 5.62%
Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black) Neil Sutcliffe 2.50 2.23%
The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red) Guy Wickens 2.50 2.02%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 20 September

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    VS 19:30
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
  • Monday 20 September

    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    VS 20:00
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
  • Monday 20 September

    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
  • Monday 27 September

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    VS 19:30
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
  • Monday 27 September

    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
  • Monday 27 September

    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    VS 20:30
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
  • Monday 04 October

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    VS 19:30
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
  • Monday 04 October

    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    VS 20:00
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
  • Monday 04 October

    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    VS 20:30
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
  • Monday 11 October

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
  • Monday 11 October

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    VS 20:00
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
  • Monday 11 October

    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 18 October

    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    VS 19:30
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
  • Monday 18 October

    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
  • Monday 18 October

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    VS 20:30
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
  • Monday 25 October

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
  • Monday 25 October

    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 25 October

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    VS 20:30
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
  • Monday 01 November

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    VS 19:30
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
  • Monday 01 November

    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    VS 20:00
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
  • Monday 01 November

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 08 November

    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
  • Monday 08 November

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 08 November

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    VS 20:30
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
  • Monday 15 November

    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    VS 19:30
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
  • Monday 15 November

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    VS 20:00
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
  • Monday 15 November

    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    VS 20:30
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
  • Monday 22 November

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    VS 19:30
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 22 November

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
  • Monday 22 November

    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    VS 20:30
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)

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  • Monday 13 September

    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    6 - 0
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    6 - 12
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    7 - 17
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 06 September

    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    12 - 7
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    10 - 8
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    9 - 10
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
  • Monday 23 August

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    8 - 7
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    4 - 9
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    7 - 6
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
  • Monday 16 August

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    6 - 8
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    4 - 7
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    4 - 9
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
  • Monday 20 September

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    0 - 0
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
  • Monday 27 September

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    0 - 0
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
  • Monday 04 October

    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    0 - 0
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    0 - 0
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
  • Monday 11 October

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    0 - 0
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    0 - 0
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 18 October

    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    0 - 0
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    0 - 0
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
  • Monday 25 October

    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    0 - 0
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    0 - 0
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    0 - 0
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
  • Monday 01 November

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    0 - 0
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    0 - 0
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
  • Monday 08 November

    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    0 - 0
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    0 - 0
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
  • Monday 15 November

    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)
    0 - 0
    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    0 - 0
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
  • Monday 22 November

    The Reds Go Lightly (Hastings Red)
    0 - 0
    Inter Salad (Hastings Green)
    LA Galaxy Bar (Hastings Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mars Barsalona (Hastings Yellow)
    Chicken Tikka Taka (Hastings White)
    0 - 0
    Liquorice all-sizes (Hastings Black)

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