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St Leonards Academy, Edinburgh Road, Hastings, TN38 8HH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Hastings. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You East Sussex if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Hi I am Pete the Hastings MAN v FAT Coach. I Iook forward to meeting and helping all new players reach their ideal weight and play some good football

Rob Impey, Coach, Hastings | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-One | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Cholesterol Palace- Red
6
4
9
2
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
6
2
6
3
Al Fattihad- Green
6
2
6
4
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
6
0
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Cholesterol Palace- Red 6 4 1 1 37 22 15 9
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue 6 2 2 2 29 25 4 6
Al Fattihad- Green 6 2 2 2 32 34 -2 6
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow 6 0 3 3 15 32 -17 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue 6 5 0 1 16 6 10 10
Cholesterol Palace- Red 6 4 1 1 13 7 6 9
Al Fattihad- Green 6 1 2 3 8 14 -6 4
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow 6 0 1 5 3 13 -10 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Al Fattihad- Green 6 4 1 1 14 11 3 9
Cholesterol Palace- Red 6 4 0 2 14 6 8 8
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow 6 2 1 3 4 10 -6 5
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue 6 1 0 5 4 9 -5 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Al Fattihad- Green Charlie Welford 8.00 2.12%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Tom Swift 6.50 5.83%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Jak Reader 5.50 2.31%
Cholesterol Palace- Red James Anderson 3.50 -3.73%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Daniel Okines 3.00 3.50%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Besnik Rexha 3.00 1.41%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Daniel Pascoe 2.50 3.95%
Al Fattihad- Green Jake Beale 2.50 2.95%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Charlie Vidler 2.50 1.45%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Max Cimbaluks 2.50 -1.92%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Jordan Spence 2.00 2.40%
Al Fattihad- Green Stephen Conroy 2.00 -1.25%
Al Fattihad- Green Desmond Brewster 2.00 -1.94%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Matthew Denness 2.00 -2.13%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Lee McNaughton 1.50 0.00%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Michael Duncan 1.50 -1.38%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Billy Burgess 1.50 -3.78%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Leon Mende 1.00 4.29%
Al Fattihad- Green Aj Turner 1.00 2.27%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Joel Randoll 1.00 1.72%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Jake Hughes 1.00 1.19%
Al Fattihad- Green Andy Poulter 1.00 1.15%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Ashley Holloway 1.00 0.64%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Reggie Gasson 1.00 -9.81%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Jamie Wood 0.50 1.13%
Al Fattihad- Green Gregory Boon 0.50 0.89%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Josh Singh 0.50 0.00%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue NIKKI LAKE 0.50 -0.10%
SnackBar Donetsk- Blue Joshua Butterworth 0.50 -1.01%
Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow Robert Burgess 0.50 -1.15%
Al Fattihad- Green Steve Groombridge 0.50 -2.04%
Cholesterol Palace- Red DANNY LAWRENCE 0.50 -3.94%
Cholesterol Palace- Red Steve Ansett 0.50 -4.59%
Al Fattihad- Green Bifin Raju 0.50 -5.22%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 20 February

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    VS 19:20
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 20 February

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:50
    Al Fattihad- Green

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 23 January

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    9 - 7
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    7 - 5
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 05 December

    Al Fattihad- Green
    0 - 4
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace- Red

  • Friday 20 February

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    0 - 0
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    Al Fattihad- Green

 

  • Friday 06 February

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:20
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 06 February

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    VS 19:50
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 13 February

    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    VS 19:20
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 13 February

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:50
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 27 February

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    VS 19:20
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 27 February

    Al Fattihad- Green
    VS 19:50
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 30 January

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    8 - 7
    Al Fattihad- Green
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    6 - 6
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 16 January

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    4 - 4
    Al Fattihad- Green
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    1 - 7
    Cholesterol Palace- Red

  • Friday 09 January

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    5 - 5
    Al Fattihad- Green
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    4 - 4
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 12 December

    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    -1 - 3
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    Al Fattihad- Green
    2 - 6
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 28 November

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    5 - 6
    Al Fattihad- Green
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    -2 - 6
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue

  • Friday 21 November

    Al Fattihad- Green
    8 - 6
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    9 - 4
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 06 February

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow
    0 - 0
    Al Fattihad- Green

  • Friday 13 February

    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    0 - 0
    Al Fattihad- Green
    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow

  • Friday 27 February

    Cholesterol Palace- Red
    0 - 0
    SnackBar Donetsk- Blue
    Al Fattihad- Green
    0 - 0
    Yellow Tubmarines- Yellow