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Monday | 19:30-21:30
Draper Tools Community Stadium, Bartons Triangle, Martin Road, Havant, PO9 5TH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Havant. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
MANvFAT has been such a great community since starting. As well as being a great bit of fun where lads can enjoy playing 5 a side (often for the first time in years) it has been fantastic to see so many guys lose weight and really buy into the programme along the way. We’ve had so many player reach big milestones already in their weightloss journeys, with players losing up to 25kg over the last 6 months since starting. It would be great to have more people join the Havant league!
Craig Capper, Coach, Havant | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Galatasapie (Hav Red)
10
8
17
2
Eton Messi (Hav White)
10
7
14
3
The Fishermen (Hav Green)
10
6
13
4
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
10
5
10
5
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
10
5
10
6
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
10
3
7
7
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
10
3
6
8
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
10
1
3
The whole set up for Man v Fat could not have helped me more, there are so many benefits to being part of this. Since starting I have not only lost a considerable amount of weight (so much more than expected) but its also really helped my own mental health wellbeing. Over the last few years my mental mindset has not been great however starting this was the best thing I have done in a long time, I have really built my self confidence and now also have the ability to really focus on my own personal health which in turn not only benefits me but also the people around me. A massive positive to this is also the people you play alongside and against, yes of course its football and you want to win but the support you get is unbelievable and helps so much in your journey.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 100 | 60 | 40 | 17 |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 90 | 63 | 27 | 14 |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 95 | 69 | 26 | 13 |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 102 | 74 | 28 | 10 |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 72 | 96 | -24 | 10 |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 54 | 85 | -31 | 7 |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 61 | 97 | -36 | 6 |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 54 | 84 | -30 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 46 | 10 | 36 | 19 |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 36 | 32 | 4 | 14 |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 35 | 22 | 13 | 11 |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 24 | 26 | -2 | 11 |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | 10 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 42 | 32 | 10 | 10 |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 17 | 47 | -30 | 7 |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 18 | 25 | -7 | 5 |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 14 | 38 | -24 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | 10 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 36 | 4 | 32 | 15 |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | 10 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 11 | 13 | 15 |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 19 | 12 | 7 | 13 |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 9 | -1 | 9 |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 13 | 22 | -9 | 9 |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 10 | 21 | -11 | 8 |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 19 | -11 | 7 |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | 10 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 5 | 25 | -20 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | Sean Logan | 10.50 | 7.73% |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | Rob Comerford | 9.00 | 7.88% |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | Anthony Bowbanks | 9.00 | 5.66% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | John Wake | 8.00 | 7.11% |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | Daniel Batchelor | 8.00 | 3.45% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Aaron Hall | 6.00 | 4.13% |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | Barrie Booker | 5.50 | 9.38% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Sam O'leary | 5.50 | 4.63% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Ben Stevens | 5.50 | 2.02% |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | Robbie Matthews | 5.50 | 1.71% |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | Joseph Zapata | 5.50 | 1.02% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Steve Barber | 5.00 | 2.24% |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | Ally Knell | 4.50 | 1.03% |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | Gary Pratt | 4.00 | 0.40% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Curtis Vickers | 3.50 | 2.14% |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | George Skeates | 3.50 | 2.14% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Simon Clarke | 3.50 | 1.36% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Bradley Roberts | 3.00 | 2.12% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Christian Brady | 3.00 | 0.78% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Dean Shuttleworth | 3.00 | -0.21% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Jamie Peters | 2.50 | 1.69% |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | Adam Davies | 2.50 | 0.87% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | REECE HAWKINS | 2.50 | 0.56% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | John Roby | 2.00 | -0.11% |
| Galatasapie (Hav Red) | Jack Hamson | 1.50 | 1.68% |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | Rob Deacon | 1.50 | 1.67% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Robert Holmes | 1.50 | 0.46% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Nicholas Toovey | 1.50 | -0.15% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Alister Barr | 1.00 | 7.05% |
| Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) | Matthew Hegarty | 1.00 | 1.50% |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | Adam Sharp | 1.00 | 1.11% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Luke Hobby | 1.00 | 1.04% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Dave Bartlett | 1.00 | 0.88% |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | Christopher Simporis | 1.00 | 0.29% |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | Clint Marsh | 1.00 | -0.62% |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | Wayne Grant | 1.00 | -0.78% |
| Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) | Lee Hickley | 0.50 | 2.37% |
| Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) | James Cole | 0.50 | 1.44% |
| Eton Messi (Hav White) | Marty Stapleton | 0.50 | 0.65% |
| The Fishermen (Hav Green) | Aaron Smith | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) | Dean Parker | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) | Glenn Stewart | 0.50 | -0.59% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 10 November
Galatasapie (Hav Red)VS 19:30Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) -
Monday 10 November
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)VS 20:00Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) -
Monday 10 November
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)VS 20:30Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) -
Monday 10 November
The Fishermen (Hav Green)VS 21:00Eton Messi (Hav White) -
Monday 17 November
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)VS 19:30The Fishermen (Hav Green) -
Monday 17 November
Eton Messi (Hav White)VS 20:00Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) -
Monday 17 November
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)VS 20:30Galatasapie (Hav Red) -
Monday 17 November
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)VS 21:00Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) -
Monday 24 November
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)VS 19:30Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) -
Monday 24 November
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)VS 20:00Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) -
Monday 24 November
Galatasapie (Hav Red)VS 20:30Eton Messi (Hav White) -
Monday 24 November
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)VS 21:00The Fishermen (Hav Green) -
Monday 01 December
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)VS 19:30Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) -
Monday 01 December
The Fishermen (Hav Green)VS 20:00Galatasapie (Hav Red) -
Monday 01 December
Eton Messi (Hav White)VS 20:30Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) -
Monday 01 December
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)VS 21:00Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 03 November
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)3 - 15Galatasapie (Hav Red)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)6 - 7Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)6 - 11The Fishermen (Hav Green)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)1 - 12Eton Messi (Hav White) -
Monday 27 October
Eton Messi (Hav White)4 - 8Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)The Fishermen (Hav Green)8 - 7Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Galatasapie (Hav Red)10 - 2Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)8 - 4Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) -
Monday 20 October
Galatasapie (Hav Red)11 - 6Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)8 - 15The Fishermen (Hav Green)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)5 - 12Eton Messi (Hav White)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)5 - 5Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) -
Monday 13 October
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)8 - 9Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)3 - 11Eton Messi (Hav White)Galatasapie (Hav Red)8 - 8The Fishermen (Hav Green)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)5 - 4Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) -
Monday 06 October
The Fishermen (Hav Green)11 - 3Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Eton Messi (Hav White)6 - 10Galatasapie (Hav Red)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)14 - 8Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)3 - 9Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) -
Monday 29 September
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)2 - 10Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Galatasapie (Hav Red)9 - 0Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)5 - 15Eton Messi (Hav White)The Fishermen (Hav Green)14 - 6Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) -
Monday 22 September
Eton Messi (Hav White)8 - 7The Fishermen (Hav Green)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)6 - 14Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)4 - 6Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)14 - 6Galatasapie (Hav Red) -
Monday 15 September
Galatasapie (Hav Red)13 - 7Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)5 - 22Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)The Fishermen (Hav Green)9 - -1Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Eton Messi (Hav White)7 - 5Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) -
Monday 08 September
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)9 - 10Eton Messi (Hav White)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)12 - 6The Fishermen (Hav Green)Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)7 - 8Galatasapie (Hav Red)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)7 - 12Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) -
Monday 01 September
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)7 - 10Galatasapie (Hav Red)The Fishermen (Hav Green)6 - 12Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Eton Messi (Hav White)5 - 10Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)9 - 6Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) -
Monday 10 November
Galatasapie (Hav Red)0 - 0Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)0 - 0Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)0 - 0Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)The Fishermen (Hav Green)0 - 0Eton Messi (Hav White) -
Monday 17 November
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)0 - 0The Fishermen (Hav Green)Eton Messi (Hav White)0 - 0Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)0 - 0Galatasapie (Hav Red)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) -
Monday 24 November
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)0 - 0Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)0 - 0Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)Galatasapie (Hav Red)0 - 0Eton Messi (Hav White)Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)0 - 0The Fishermen (Hav Green) -
Monday 01 December
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)0 - 0Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)The Fishermen (Hav Green)0 - 0Galatasapie (Hav Red)Eton Messi (Hav White)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)0 - 0Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)