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Draper Tools Community Stadium, Bartons Triangle, Martin Road, Havant, PO9 5TH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Havant. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via Hampshire County Council for members registering with a Hampshire County Council Postcode (Excludes Portsmouth & Southampton - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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MANvFAT has been such a great community since starting. As well as being a great bit of fun where lads can enjoy playing 5 a side (often for the first time in years) it has been fantastic to see so many guys lose weight and really buy into the programme along the way. We’ve had so many player reach big milestones already in their weightloss journeys, with players losing up to 25kg over the last 6 months since starting. It would be great to have more people join the Havant league!

Craig Capper, Coach, Havant | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Galatasapie (Hav Red)
13
11
23
2
The Fishermen (Hav Green)
13
9
19
3
Eton Messi (Hav White)
13
7
14
4
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
13
7
14
5
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
13
6
12
6
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
13
4
9
7
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
13
4
8
8
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
13
2
5

The whole set up for Man v Fat could not have helped me more, there are so many benefits to being part of this. Since starting I have not only lost a considerable amount of weight (so much more than expected) but its also really helped my own mental health wellbeing. Over the last few years my mental mindset has not been great however starting this was the best thing I have done in a long time, I have really built my self confidence and now also have the ability to really focus on my own personal health which in turn not only benefits me but also the people around me. A massive positive to this is also the people you play alongside and against, yes of course its football and you want to win but the support you get is unbelievable and helps so much in your journey.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Galatasapie (Hav Red) 13 11 1 1 150 81 69 23
The Fishermen (Hav Green) 13 9 1 3 126 89 37 19
Eton Messi (Hav White) 13 7 0 6 106 99 7 14
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) 13 7 0 6 97 120 -23 14
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) 13 6 0 7 128 100 28 12
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) 13 4 1 8 79 114 -35 9
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) 13 4 0 9 76 126 -50 8
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) 13 2 1 10 71 104 -33 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Fishermen (Hav Green) 13 11 1 1 54 15 39 23
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) 13 10 0 3 52 35 17 20
Galatasapie (Hav Red) 13 8 1 4 56 23 33 17
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) 13 4 4 5 49 47 2 12
Eton Messi (Hav White) 13 5 1 7 25 43 -18 11
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) 13 4 1 8 19 60 -41 9
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) 13 3 1 9 25 30 -5 7
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) 13 2 1 10 19 46 -27 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Galatasapie (Hav Red) 13 9 2 2 35 18 17 20
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) 13 8 2 3 29 12 17 18
Eton Messi (Hav White) 13 7 3 3 40 8 32 17
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) 13 5 3 5 15 11 4 13
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) 13 4 3 6 13 31 -18 11
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) 13 4 2 7 11 24 -13 10
The Fishermen (Hav Green) 13 4 1 8 13 23 -10 9
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) 13 2 2 9 2 31 -29 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Galatasapie (Hav Red) John Wake 12.00 8.22%
Eton Messi (Hav White) Sean Logan 11.50 8.44%
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) Anthony Bowbanks 11.50 8.21%
Eton Messi (Hav White) Daniel Batchelor 9.00 5.89%
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) Aaron Hall 8.50 6.81%
The Fishermen (Hav Green) George Skeates 8.50 3.70%
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) Rob Comerford 8.00 9.90%
Galatasapie (Hav Red) Sam O'leary 8.00 7.37%
Galatasapie (Hav Red) Simon Clarke 6.00 3.29%
Eton Messi (Hav White) Ally Knell 6.00 1.98%
Eton Messi (Hav White) Robbie Matthews 6.00 1.01%
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) Joseph Zapata 6.00 0.41%
Galatasapie (Hav Red) Ben Stevens 5.50 2.02%
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) Curtis Vickers 5.00 2.41%
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) Bradley Roberts 3.50 1.39%
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) Dean Shuttleworth 3.50 0.86%
Galatasapie (Hav Red) Christian Brady 3.50 0.78%
Galatasapie (Hav Red) Jack Hamson 3.00 2.29%
The Fishermen (Hav Green) Clint Marsh 3.00 1.33%
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) Gary Pratt 3.00 -0.08%
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) James Cole 2.50 2.67%
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) Luke Hobby 2.50 1.42%
The Fishermen (Hav Green) Aaron Smith 2.50 1.08%
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) John Roby 2.50 0.87%
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) Robert Holmes 2.00 0.46%
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) Dean Parker 2.00 0.24%
Carbs-alona (Hav Purple) Matthew Hegarty 1.50 1.39%
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) Kieran Drew 1.50 1.12%
Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange) Dave Bartlett 1.50 0.16%
The Fishermen (Hav Green) Adam Davies 1.50 -0.26%
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) Alister Barr 1.00 7.05%
Ozempiacos (Hav Blue) Adam Sharp 1.00 1.11%
Fatterbache (Hav Yellow) Lee Hickley 0.50 2.37%
Eton Messi (Hav White) Marty Stapleton 0.50 0.65%
The Fishermen (Hav Green) Rob Deacon 0.50 -0.28%
Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black) Nicholas Toovey 0.50 -0.82%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 01 December

    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
  • Monday 01 December

    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    VS 20:00
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
  • Monday 01 December

    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
  • Monday 01 December

    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 24 November

    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    5 - 12
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    18 - 4
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    1 - 6
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    2 - 8
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
  • Monday 17 November

    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    17 - 4
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    9 - 16
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    4 - 9
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    7 - 10
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
  • Monday 10 November

    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    9 - 8
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    11 - 8
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    9 - 4
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    16 - 8
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
  • Monday 03 November

    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    3 - 15
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    6 - 7
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    6 - 11
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    1 - 12
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
  • Monday 27 October

    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    4 - 8
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    8 - 7
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    10 - 2
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    8 - 4
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
  • Monday 20 October

    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    11 - 6
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    8 - 15
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    5 - 12
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    5 - 5
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
  • Monday 13 October

    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    8 - 9
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    3 - 11
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    8 - 8
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    5 - 4
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
  • Monday 06 October

    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    11 - 3
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    6 - 10
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    14 - 8
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    3 - 9
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
  • Monday 29 September

    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    2 - 10
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    9 - 0
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    5 - 15
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    14 - 6
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
  • Monday 22 September

    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    8 - 7
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    6 - 14
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    4 - 6
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    14 - 6
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
  • Monday 15 September

    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    13 - 7
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    5 - 22
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    9 - -1
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    7 - 5
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
  • Monday 08 September

    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    9 - 10
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    12 - 6
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    7 - 8
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    7 - 12
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
  • Monday 01 September

    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    7 - 10
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    6 - 12
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    5 - 10
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    9 - 6
    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
  • Monday 01 December

    Fatterbache (Hav Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Blackburn No-leftovers (Hav Black)
    The Fishermen (Hav Green)
    0 - 0
    Galatasapie (Hav Red)
    Eton Messi (Hav White)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Hav Blue)
    Carbs-alona (Hav Purple)
    0 - 0
    Nacho Average Team (Hav Orange)