Hemel Hempstead

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Longdean Sports Centre Hemel Hempstead, HP3 8JH

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They say we men can't multi task. But we've been doing it for years..WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

Nadim M, Coach, Hemel Hempstead

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
12
9
19
2
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
12
8
16
3
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
12
7
15
4
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
12
7
14
5
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
12
6
13
6
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
12
5
10
7
Saka White Rice (Hemel)
12
2
5
8
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
12
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 12 9 1 2 145 86 59 19
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 12 8 0 4 124 92 32 16
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 12 7 1 4 118 82 36 15
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 12 7 0 5 118 85 33 14
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 12 6 1 5 89 106 -17 13
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 12 5 0 7 78 91 -13 10
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 12 2 1 9 39 125 -86 5
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 12 2 0 10 81 125 -44 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 12 10 0 2 72 44 28 20
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 12 9 0 3 74 46 28 18
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 12 7 1 4 87 39 48 15
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 12 7 1 4 48 44 4 15
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 12 4 0 8 43 45 -2 8
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 12 4 0 8 30 50 -20 8
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 12 4 0 8 20 60 -40 8
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 12 2 0 10 38 84 -46 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) 12 9 3 0 65 21 44 21
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) 12 6 4 3 26 16 10 16
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) 12 5 2 5 20 17 3 12
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) 12 4 4 4 26 24 2 12
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) 12 6 0 6 23 27 -4 12
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) 12 3 4 6 13 25 -12 10
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) 12 3 3 7 1 13 -12 9
Saka White Rice (Hemel) 12 2 4 7 3 34 -31 8
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Dean Hagger 14.50 13.71%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) KEVIN PENNING 14.00 8.92%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Michael Twine 11.50 6.41%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Clive Theis 10.50 8.22%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Alton Profit 8.50 5.42%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) Garry Samroo 8.50 4.98%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) Canaan Nhidza 8.50 3.62%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Glenn Pindred 8.50 1.37%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) Phil Szarowicz 8.00 7.53%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Grzegorz Wrzosek 8.00 7.04%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) James De Winter 8.00 6.33%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Connor Power 5.50 3.23%
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) Tobias Ighofose 5.50 3.06%
Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple) Harry Mansbridge 4.50 1.13%
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) Paul Frohnsdorff-Harris 3.50 4.80%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) James Anderson-Gordon 3.50 2.26%
Saka White Rice (Hemel) Godsway Cudjoe 3.50 2.00%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) David Bruce 3.50 1.49%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Nahim Iqbal 3.50 0.64%
Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange) Dan Mills 3.00 0.94%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Robert Mansbridge 3.00 0.69%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) Richard Guy 2.50 7.87%
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) Rob Laub 2.50 2.61%
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) Sam Norris 2.50 2.47%
Saka White Rice (Hemel) Nicholas Roberts 2.50 2.32%
Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow) Mark Setterfield 2.50 1.78%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) james moodie 2.50 1.39%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Andrei Craiescu 2.50 1.06%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Dave Harman 2.50 0.52%
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) Sam Staff 2.00 0.23%
Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red) Matthew Shaw 2.00 -0.40%
The Belly Busters (Hemel Black) Armando Pires 1.50 2.39%
Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue) Marius SCHEUL 1.50 1.42%
The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green) Haidan Smith 1.00 0.08%
Saka White Rice (Hemel) Fraser Chisholm 1.00 -0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 29 April

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    VS 19:00
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    VS 19:00
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    VS 20:00
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    VS 20:30
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    6 - 7
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    1 - 7
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    7 - 12
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    5 - 6
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

  • Tuesday 15 April

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    9 - 11
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    12 - 6
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    15 - 3
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    3 - 8
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    1 - 12
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    6 - 10
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    7 - 1
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    12 - 6
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    3 - 13
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    11 - 8
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    11 - 5
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    7 - 14
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    7 - 6
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    13 - 7
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    6 - 13
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    5 - 10
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    6 - 8
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    9 - 18
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    3 - 12
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    12 - -2
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    10 - 9
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    9 - 7
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    16 - 7
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    8 - 7
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    9 - 10
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    6 - 5
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    9 - 9
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    20 - 4
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    9 - 8
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    3 - 11
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    3 - 6
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    8 - 9
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    16 - 13
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    22 - 5
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    11 - 3
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    16 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    5 - 14
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    5 - 11
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    5 - 5
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    8 - 1
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    11 - 10
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    11 - 12
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    13 - 6
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    4 - 5
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    0 - 0
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Hardly Athletic (Hemel Red)
    0 - 0
    Frying Dutchmen (Hemel Orange)
    Inter Pieami (Hemel Blue)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (Hemel Purple)
    The Incredible Bulk (Hemel Green)
    0 - 0
    The Belly Busters (Hemel Black)
    Saka White Rice (Hemel)
    0 - 0
    Whatfood FC (Hemel Yellow)