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Westway Sports and Fitness Centre , 1 Crowthorne Road Central London, W10 6RP

Welcome to MAN v FAT Kensington. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £33.50 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via One You Kensington if you live in a participating postcode area - you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.

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Hello and welcome to Man v Fat Football Kensington. Not everything is worth the weight but Man v Fat Football sure is. Join my league and start playing now with goals to be scored both on and off the pitch.

Rashi Thole, Coach, Kensington | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
8ton Orient (Red Team)
2
2
4
2
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
2
1
2
3
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
2
1
2
4
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
8ton Orient (Red Team) 2 2 0 0 32 5 27 4
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 2 1 0 1 20 26 -6 2
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 2 1 0 1 12 28 -16 2
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 2 0 0 2 22 27 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
8ton Orient (Red Team) 2 2 0 0 18 2 16 4
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 2 1 0 1 17 7 10 2
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 2 1 0 1 8 15 -7 2
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 2 0 0 2 4 23 -19 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) 2 2 0 0 9 0 9 4
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) 2 1 0 1 1 3 -2 2
8ton Orient (Red Team) 2 0 1 1 0 1 -1 1
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) 2 0 1 1 0 6 -6 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Adam Pepper 4.00 3.51%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Jordan Alexander 3.50 0.11%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Sam Revill 1.00 1.84%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Don OBZ 1.00 1.08%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Paul McNamara 1.00 1.06%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Asim Khan 1.00 0.60%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Michael Hutchinson 0.50 1.90%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Sean Lutkin 0.50 1.77%
Cholesterol Palace (Black Team) Anthony Laria 0.50 1.14%
Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team) Ben Smithers 0.50 1.03%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) James Beattie 0.50 0.85%
8ton Orient (Red Team) Chris Bell 0.50 0.74%
Gluten Town FC (Blue Team) Billy Manners 0.50 0.14%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Saturday 27 April

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 27 April

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:45
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 25 May

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:15
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 25 May

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 22 June

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:15
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 22 June

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Saturday 27 April

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 25 May

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 22 June

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

 

  • Saturday 04 May

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:15
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 04 May

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:45
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 11 May

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:15
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 11 May

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 18 May

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 18 May

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 01 June

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:15
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 01 June

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 08 June

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:15
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 08 June

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    VS 10:45
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 15 June

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    VS 10:15
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 15 June

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:45
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 29 June

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    VS 10:15
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 29 June

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    VS 10:45
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Saturday 20 April

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    19 - 1
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    16 - 13
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)

  • Saturday 13 April

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    11 - 9
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    13 - 4
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 04 May

    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)

  • Saturday 11 May

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 18 May

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 01 June

    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 08 June

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)

  • Saturday 15 June

    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)

  • Saturday 29 June

    8ton Orient (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Gluten Town FC (Blue Team)
    Olympic Mayonnaise (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Cholesterol Palace (Black Team)