Hull
Tuesday | 19:00-21:00
St Mary's College, Cranbrook Ave Hull, HU6 7TN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Hull. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Welcome to MAN v FAT Football, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat.
Alan Noden, Coach, Hull
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Seven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Pink Team (Purple)
6
6
12
2
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)
6
4
8
3
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)
6
4
8
4
Man Bloobs (Blue)
6
4
8
5
Fatsumos (Orange)
6
2
4
6
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
6
2
4
7
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)
6
2
4
8
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)
6
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Pink Team (Purple) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 77 | 48 | 29 | 12 |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 64 | 39 | 25 | 8 |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 8 |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 50 | 51 | -1 | 8 |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 44 | 51 | -7 | 4 |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 51 | 60 | -9 | 4 |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 47 | 61 | -14 | 4 |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 47 | 77 | -30 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 24 | 9 | 15 | 10 |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 26 | 9 | 17 | 9 |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 4 | 15 | 8 |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 15 | -4 | 7 |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 19 | -4 | 6 |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 5 |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 13 | 14 | -1 | 3 |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | 6 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 5 | 38 | -33 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 19 | 9 | 9 |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 28 | 23 | 5 | 8 |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 22 | 17 | 5 | 7 |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 21 | 19 | 2 | 6 |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 6 |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 21 | 24 | -3 | 5 |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 27 | -10 | 4 |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | 6 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 15 | 22 | -7 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Kenny Watson | 8.00 | 5.19% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Max Wood | 8.00 | 1.64% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Stuart Cromarty | 6.50 | 6.59% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Bryn Thomas | 6.50 | 6.14% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Mike Patterson | 6.00 | 3.89% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Gavin Cliff | 6.00 | 1.00% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Thomas Smith | 6.00 | 0.76% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Dom Platt | 5.50 | 4.43% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Adam Holt | 5.00 | 1.77% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Ally Scarlett | 3.50 | 4.93% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Adam Trevor | 3.50 | 4.79% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Liam Noble | 3.50 | 3.42% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Mark Dinsdale | 3.50 | 1.72% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Josh Plenderleith | 3.50 | 1.40% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Ben Smith | 3.50 | 1.07% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Christopher Wilson | 3.00 | 6.61% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Jonathan Battams | 3.00 | 4.65% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Steve Sprague | 3.00 | 3.94% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Daniel Craig | 3.00 | 3.08% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Clint Nelligan | 3.00 | 2.25% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Xander Cromarty | 3.00 | 2.24% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Luke Carter | 3.00 | 1.45% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | James Moore | 3.00 | 1.31% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Ross Puttock | 3.00 | 1.29% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Joshua Bond | 3.00 | 1.22% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Anthony Travis | 3.00 | 0.52% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | John Hall | 3.00 | 0.18% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Robert Woodward | 2.50 | 4.73% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Will Proud | 2.50 | 3.58% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Andrew Craggs | 2.50 | 3.07% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Nathan Coulbeck | 2.50 | 2.83% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Andy Hayden | 2.50 | 2.53% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Robert Fisher | 2.50 | 2.45% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | John-Paul Page | 2.50 | 2.22% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | James Riches | 2.50 | 2.12% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Solomon Clarke | 2.50 | 1.42% |
| Man Bloobs (Blue) | Dave Bell | 2.50 | 1.40% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Matthew Fenwick | 2.50 | 1.27% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Shawn Chapman | 2.50 | 1.12% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Liam Hughes | 2.50 | 0.92% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Joe Graham | 2.50 | 0.91% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | James Robinson | 2.50 | 0.82% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Jon Musgrave | 2.50 | 0.77% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Liam Cox | 2.50 | 0.55% |
| All Blacks No Snacks (Black) | Aron Nelligan | 2.50 | 0.18% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Davison Sedze | 2.00 | -1.77% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Leon Wilson | 1.00 | 1.66% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Terence Buckle | 1.00 | 1.48% |
| Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) | Robert Doggett | 1.00 | 0.95% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Ricky Skelton | 1.00 | 0.91% |
| The Pink Team (Purple) | Andrew Stamp | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Peter Hildyard | 1.00 | 0.41% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Willi Midgley | 0.50 | 4.59% |
| OZEMPIAKOS (Red) | Nicm Brownlee | 0.50 | 1.63% |
| AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) | Chris Long | 0.50 | 1.46% |
| Dynamo Kebab FC (White) | Stuart farmer | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Fatsumos (Orange) | Paul Jackson | 0.50 | 0.66% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 06 January
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)VS 19:00All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 06 January
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)VS 19:30Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 06 January
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 20:00Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 06 January
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 20:30Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 13 January
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)VS 19:00Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 13 January
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 19:30Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 13 January
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 20:00Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 13 January
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)VS 20:30AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 20 January
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)VS 19:00The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 20 January
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)VS 19:30All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 20 January
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 20:00OZEMPIAKOS (Red) -
Tuesday 20 January
Fatsumos (Orange)VS 20:30Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 27 January
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)VS 19:00Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 27 January
Man Bloobs (Blue)VS 19:30Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 27 January
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 20:00AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 27 January
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 20:30Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 03 February
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)VS 19:00OZEMPIAKOS (Red) -
Tuesday 03 February
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 19:30All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 03 February
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)VS 20:00Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 03 February
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 20:30Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 10 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)VS 19:00Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 10 February
Fatsumos (Orange)VS 19:30AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 10 February
Man Bloobs (Blue)VS 20:00Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 10 February
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 20:30The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 17 February
The Pink Team (Purple)VS 19:00Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 17 February
OZEMPIAKOS (Red)VS 19:30All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 17 February
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)VS 20:00Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 17 February
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)VS 20:30Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)VS 19:00AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 24 February
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)VS 19:30Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 24 February
Fatsumos (Orange)VS 20:00The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 24 February
Man Bloobs (Blue)VS 20:30OZEMPIAKOS (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 16 December
Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)13 - 3AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)Fatsumos (Orange)13 - 6Dynamo Kebab FC (White)All Blacks No Snacks (Black)14 - 11OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Man Bloobs (Blue)2 - 8The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 09 December
The Pink Team (Purple)12 - 6OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)13 - 4Man Bloobs (Blue)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)9 - 11Fatsumos (Orange)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)8 - 2All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 02 December
Fatsumos (Orange)4 - 11Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)Man Bloobs (Blue)12 - 9AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)All Blacks No Snacks (Black)10 - 14The Pink Team (Purple)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)6 - 9Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 25 November
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)9 - 14The Pink Team (Purple)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)9 - 13OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)11 - 12Man Bloobs (Blue)Fatsumos (Orange)6 - 11All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 18 November
Man Bloobs (Blue)5 - 4Fatsumos (Orange)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)6 - 10Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)All Blacks No Snacks (Black)4 - 7Dynamo Kebab FC (White)The Pink Team (Purple)17 - 10AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 11 November
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)7 - 11Dynamo Kebab FC (White)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)11 - 12The Pink Team (Purple)Fatsumos (Orange)6 - 9OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Man Bloobs (Blue)15 - 6All Blacks No Snacks (Black) -
Tuesday 06 January
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)0 - 0All Blacks No Snacks (Black)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 13 January
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)0 - 0Man Bloobs (Blue)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange)The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)0 - 0AFC Absinthe Minded (Green) -
Tuesday 20 January
AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)0 - 0The Pink Team (Purple)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)0 - 0All Blacks No Snacks (Black)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0OZEMPIAKOS (Red)Fatsumos (Orange)0 - 0Man Bloobs (Blue) -
Tuesday 27 January
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange)Man Bloobs (Blue)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab FC (White) -
Tuesday 03 February
Dynamo Kebab FC (White)0 - 0OZEMPIAKOS (Red)The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0All Blacks No Snacks (Black)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)0 - 0Man Bloobs (Blue)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange) -
Tuesday 10 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)Fatsumos (Orange)0 - 0AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)Man Bloobs (Blue)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab FC (White)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0The Pink Team (Purple) -
Tuesday 17 February
The Pink Team (Purple)0 - 0Man Bloobs (Blue)OZEMPIAKOS (Red)0 - 0All Blacks No Snacks (Black)Dynamo Kebab FC (White)0 - 0Fatsumos (Orange)AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)0 - 0Obessia Dortmund (Yellow) -
Tuesday 24 February
All Blacks No Snacks (Black)0 - 0AFC Absinthe Minded (Green)Obessia Dortmund (Yellow)0 - 0Dynamo Kebab FC (White)Fatsumos (Orange)0 - 0The Pink Team (Purple)Man Bloobs (Blue)0 - 0OZEMPIAKOS (Red)