Lambeth | FUNDED PLACES AVAILABLE | Friday | 8-9pm

Lambeth | FUNDED PLACES AVAILABLE | Friday | 8-9pm

Ferndale Community Sport Centre , Nursery Road, Lambeth, SW9 8BP Open map →

Registration Session:

Venue: Brixton Recreation, London, SW9 8QQ
04/01/2019 20:00

IN ASSOCIATION WITH:

Coach: Shannon Ward

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Games Start

11/01/2019 20:00

Next Season Start

19/04/2019 20:00

Latest league news

Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Deportivo Lack of Fitness 9 6 1 2 98 71 27 13
Team 4 Lambeth - Orange 9 6 1 2 109 87 22 13
Belly Flat 9 2 1 6 67 88 -21 5
Weapons of Ass Reduction 9 2 1 6 63 91 -28 5
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Deportivo Lack of Fitness 9 7 1 1 39 21 18 15
Team 4 Lambeth - Orange 9 5 1 3 45 29 16 11
Weapons of Ass Reduction 9 4 0 5 28 38 -10 8
Belly Flat 9 1 0 8 22 46 -24 2
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Belly Flat 9 5 1 3 34 28 6 11
Team 4 Lambeth - Orange 9 5 1 3 47 41 6 11
Deportivo Lack of Fitness 9 5 1 3 37 33 4 11
Weapons of Ass Reduction 9 1 1 7 21 37 -16 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Team 4 Lambeth - Orange Mr. Matt Hughes 8.50 7.50%
Weapons of Ass Reduction Mr. Zachary King 8.50 6.95%
Team 4 Lambeth - Orange Mr. Suhal Miah 7.00 10.78%
Team 4 Lambeth - Orange Mr. Andy Bolland 6.50 6.08%
Deportivo Lack of Fitness Mr. Michael Mullin 6.50 5.36%
Belly Flat Mr. Ben Simpson-Last 6.00 5.39%
Weapons of Ass Reduction Mr. Richard Lee 6.00 3.20%
Deportivo Lack of Fitness Mr. Dale Connolly 6.00 2.16%
Belly Flat Mr. Robert Simpson-last 5.50 5.44%
Deportivo Lack of Fitness Mr. Philip Wood 5.50 3.93%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    VS 20:00
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    VS 20:30
    Weapons of Ass Reduction
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    VS 20:00
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    VS 20:30
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    VS 20:00
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    Belly Flat
    VS 20:30
    Weapons of Ass Reduction

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  • Friday, 11 January 2019

    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    20 - 5
    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    Belly Flat
    5 - 13
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
  • Friday, 18 January 2019

    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    4 - 12
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    13 - 6
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 25 January 2019

    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    17 - 15
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    Belly Flat
    9 - 9
    Weapons of Ass Reduction
  • Friday, 01 February 2019

    Belly Flat
    7 - 10
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    9 - 14
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
  • Friday, 08 February 2019

    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    6 - 7
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    5 - 11
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 15 February 2019

    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    8 - 8
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    4 - 5
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 22 February 2019

    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    10 - 11
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    14 - 7
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 01 March 2019

    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    8 - 7
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    12 - 11
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 08 March 2019

    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    11 - 10
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    8 - 6
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 15 March 2019

    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    0 - 0
    Belly Flat
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    0 - 0
    Weapons of Ass Reduction
  • Friday, 22 March 2019

    Weapons of Ass Reduction
    0 - 0
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    0 - 0
    Belly Flat
  • Friday, 29 March 2019

    Team 4 Lambeth - Orange
    0 - 0
    Deportivo Lack of Fitness
    Belly Flat
    0 - 0
    Weapons of Ass Reduction

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Your questions answered

Weigh, play, lose, win

MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

Read one of our player’s views on the league here

For live leagues (these are leagues that are currently running) it costs £9.99 to register as a player, or £17.99 with a copy of the five star rated The MAN v FAT Weight Loss Manual (RRP £12.99). You then sign up to a league and pay £25 per month.

For planned leagues (these are leagues that will become live leagues when we have enough players signed up to start them) it costs £1 to register as a player. We take this payment to reserve your place and so that we can verify your identity. When we have enough players to start the league you would be charged the remaining £8.99 to register fully and when your league started you would pay £25 per month. If you cancel the direct debit mandate with us then we assume that you do not want to be part of the league any more and you are deleted from the system.

If you are joining a free league then you pay nothing to register or play - your costs have already been covered by a funder, most often your local authority or a national funding body such as Sport England. Sometimes the funder asks us to take a deposit for players to ensure that they turn up - if this is the case then this deposit will be refunded providing you attend (which seems fair!)

The cost to your health of not signing up is potentially tragic.

That depends on how much you put into the league and how much of the support you take (the more, the better!) In an assessed 14 week pilot scheme run by Solihull Council, players lost 22lbs on average, with 62% hitting their 5% body weight target. The maximum weight lost by one player was 67lbs and the maximum bodyweight percentage lost was 26%. 95% of players lose weight.
Because they love football and hate being fat. They see all the things that their weight is cheating them of: the ability to play with their children (or how it’s embarrassing their kids), how much their body hurts with aching joints, snoring and wheezing every time they climb the stairs, never finding any clothes that fit... the list goes on. All of them join with the motivation to lose weight and do so in a way that is truly enjoyable and inspiring.
Because the leagues are not just decided on the games won on the pitch, but also on the weight lost off it, you can join a team as a non-playing member. This means that you weigh in every week and support your team. Your weight loss counts towards your team’s success. When you’ve lost enough weight to feel comfortable joining in then you can get involved on the pitch.
Approximately 80% of players do. We put you into teams and help you to get to know the other players. Equally, if you have friends, colleagues or family who also want to lose weight then join with them and you can be in the same team. We even pay you a fiver for every player you introduce to the league.
We have a number of live leagues and free leagues all over the country. Take a look at the leagues page on this site to get a full run-down. We also have a number of Planned leagues where we are recruiting players and will launch a league in that area when we have enough guys signed up. Give us a call if you're a football club, company or local authority who wants to bring a league to your area - 0845 163 0042.
Take a look at our full list of FAQ here. If that doesn't answer your question give us a call on 0845 163 0042 or email us on football@manvfat.com and we’ll do our best to help.