Leeds
Wednesday | 19:00-22:00
Goals Leeds, Redcote Lane Leeds, LS4 2AW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leeds. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
MAN v FAT Leeds - where weight loss meets the beautiful game! I'm here to support you on your weight loss journey in a non-judgmental and a competitive environment, where both on scale and off scale victories are celebrated! The benefits of MAN v Fat Football go far beyond weight loss. You'll build your fitness, improve your confidence and boost your mental wellbeing, all whilst making new connections with your team mates, who understand the challenges you face and will cheer you on through every triumph and setback.
Alex Vamplew, Coach, Leeds
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)
6
6
12
2
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)
6
4
9
3
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)
6
4
9
4
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)
6
4
8
5
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)
6
3
6
6
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)
6
2
4
7
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)
6
2
4
8
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)
6
2
4
9
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)
6
1
2
10
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)
6
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 68 | 31 | 37 | 12 |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 34 | 26 | 9 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 59 | 43 | 16 | 9 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 54 | 38 | 16 | 8 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 43 | 41 | 2 | 6 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 45 | 49 | -4 | 4 |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 44 | 53 | -9 | 4 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 50 | 74 | -24 | 4 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 41 | 58 | -17 | 2 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 29 | 72 | -43 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 48 | 20 | 28 | 10 |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 | 38 | 16 | 22 | 10 |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 29 | 5 | 9 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 43 | 27 | 16 | 7 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 29 | 28 | 1 | 6 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 25 | 14 | 11 | 5 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 24 | 21 | 3 | 5 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 20 | 46 | -26 | 4 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 17 | 40 | -23 | 2 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 47 | -37 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 6 | 13 | 11 |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | -1 | 7 | 7 |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 7 |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 7 |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 6 |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | 6 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 6 |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | 6 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 14 | -5 | 6 |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 4 |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | 6 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 17 | -8 | 4 |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | 6 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 13 | -11 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Robert Hackney | 10.00 | 4.59% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Kevin Sim | 8.00 | 4.14% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Joel Fearnley | 8.00 | 4.10% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Tom Conroy | 8.00 | 4.01% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Richard Allan | 7.00 | 3.57% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | Rob Pickup | 7.00 | -1.99% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Paul English | 6.00 | 6.84% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Lee Ruddock | 5.50 | 1.05% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Kieron McDonnell | 5.00 | 5.50% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Andy Stephenson | 5.00 | 5.22% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | James Salt | 5.00 | 4.73% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Colin Copland | 4.00 | 1.13% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Callum Riley | 3.50 | 5.90% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | James Moore | 3.50 | 3.52% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Elliott Updall | 3.50 | 2.19% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Jonathan Hemingway | 3.50 | 2.04% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Paul Pike | 3.50 | 1.55% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Daniel Hullah | 3.00 | 2.66% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Anthony Wort | 3.00 | 2.37% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | John Massey | 3.00 | 1.84% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Kevin Howarth | 3.00 | 1.00% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Les Leitch | 2.50 | 2.37% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Oluwatimilehin Seun Oni | 2.50 | 1.57% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Connor Whelan | 2.50 | 1.46% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Jordan McCoy | 2.50 | 0.13% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Robert Crump | 2.00 | 4.65% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Hamzah Kurshid-Khan | 2.00 | 3.95% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Daniel Wales | 2.00 | 2.08% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | Tom Conneely | 2.00 | 1.25% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Simon Jones | 2.00 | 0.90% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Richard Sowden | 1.50 | 4.16% |
| Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) | Andrew Theaker | 1.50 | 2.10% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Peter Rutenga | 1.50 | 1.53% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Jack Sampson | 1.50 | 1.25% |
| Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) | Nathan Fawell | 1.50 | 0.77% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Dale Bateson | 1.00 | 2.28% |
| Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) | Greg Hudson | 1.00 | 1.71% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Kieran Kinghorn | 1.00 | 1.64% |
| Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) | Stuart Pinder | 1.00 | 1.28% |
| Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) | Ivan Ulloa | 0.50 | 2.98% |
| Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) | Jamie Stewart | 0.50 | 1.62% |
| Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) | Andy Leatham | 0.50 | 1.10% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Sam Pooley | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) | CALUM CHAMBERS | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) | Oliver Young | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) | Oliver Yeoman | 0.50 | -0.97% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 02 July
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)VS 19:00Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 02 July
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)VS 19:30Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) -
Wednesday 02 July
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 20:00Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 02 July
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)VS 20:30Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) -
Wednesday 02 July
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 21:00Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 16 July
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)VS 19:00Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) -
Wednesday 16 July
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)VS 19:30Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 16 July
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 20:00Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 16 July
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)VS 20:30EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 16 July
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 21:00Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 04 June
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)16 - 8EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)5 - 8Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)10 - 4Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)7 - 12Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)14 - 10Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 07 May
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)11 - 11Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)6 - 15Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)7 - 7Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)7 - 14Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)3 - 14Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) -
Wednesday 02 July
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)0 - 0Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)0 - 0Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 16 July
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)0 - 0Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)0 - 0EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)
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Wednesday 18 June
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 19:00Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 18 June
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)VS 19:30Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow) -
Wednesday 18 June
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)VS 20:00Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 18 June
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)VS 20:30Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 18 June
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 21:00Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 25 June
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)VS 19:00Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 25 June
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)VS 19:30Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) -
Wednesday 25 June
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)VS 20:00Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink) -
Wednesday 25 June
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)VS 20:30Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 25 June
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 21:00Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 09 July
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)VS 19:00Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 09 July
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)VS 19:30EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red) -
Wednesday 09 July
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)VS 20:00Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 09 July
Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)VS 20:30Osatsuma (Leeds Orange) -
Wednesday 09 July
Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)VS 21:00Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 11 June
Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)14 - 11Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)12 - 7Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)7 - 3Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)6 - 7Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)10 - 17Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 28 May
Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)5 - 14Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)4 - 6Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)14 - 3Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)10 - 9Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)3 - 10Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes) -
Wednesday 21 May
Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)2 - 8Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)14 - 4Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)8 - 7Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)9 - 8EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)3 - 23Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue) -
Wednesday 14 May
EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)3 - 11Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)3 - 8Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)9 - 8Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)5 - 5Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)2 - 15Wider Bremen (Leeds Green) -
Wednesday 30 April
Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)5 - 4Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)10 - 3Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)11 - 8EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 9Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)6 - 14Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 23 April
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)5 - 8Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)5 - 16EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)5 - 7Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)9 - 17Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)8 - 16Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple) -
Wednesday 18 June
Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)0 - 0Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Gertha Berlin (Leeds White) -
Wednesday 25 June
Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)0 - 0Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 0Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)0 - 0Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)0 - 0Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Scoffenheim (Leeds Black) -
Wednesday 09 July
Scoffenheim (Leeds Black)0 - 0Maradonna Kebab (Leeds Blue)Gertha Berlin (Leeds White)0 - 0EimFat Frankfurt (Leeds Red)Sevilla-ly Overweight (Leeds Purple)0 - 0Chef Wednesday (Leeds Stripes)Chicken Palermo (Leeds Pink)0 - 0Osatsuma (Leeds Orange)Lemon Dribble Cake (Leeds Yellow)0 - 0Wider Bremen (Leeds Green)