Leyton
Tuesday | 19:30-21:30
Feel Good Too, Ive Farm Close, London Leyton Orient, E10 5UE
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Welcome to MAN v FAT Leyton. The most diverse football location in East London, where Losers are the real winners, we are here to support you with both the battle on the pitch but most importantly the challenges we face with our weight & fitness.
Bob Stamegna, Coach, Leyton
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Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Two | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
White Pudding (Leyton White)
12
10
20
2
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)
12
8
16
3
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)
12
7
15
4
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)
12
7
14
5
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)
12
6
13
6
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)
12
4
8
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)
12
3
6
8
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
12
2
4
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 111 | 53 | 58 | 20 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 78 | 65 | 13 | 16 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 78 | 78 | 0 | 15 |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 71 | 75 | -4 | 14 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 68 | 71 | -3 | 13 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 12 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 78 | 79 | -1 | 8 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 66 | 79 | -13 | 6 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 12 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 60 | 110 | -50 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 42 | 10 | 32 | 20 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 | 43 | 21 | 22 | 18 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 32 | 14 | 18 | 17 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 33 | 30 | 3 | 14 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 12 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 23 | 21 | 2 | 14 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 20 | 32 | -12 | 7 |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 11 | 34 | -23 | 5 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 12 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 12 | 54 | -42 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 17 |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 37 | 5 | 32 | 16 |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | 12 | 7 | 2 | 3 | 18 | 8 | 10 | 16 |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 19 | -6 | 13 |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | 12 | 5 | 2 | 5 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 12 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | 12 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 13 | 12 | 1 | 12 |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | 12 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 23 | -22 | 5 |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | -8 | 27 | -35 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Lewis Stevens | 10.50 | 7.64% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Hasan Sarwar | 9.00 | 8.09% |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Oliver Mint | 8.50 | 7.41% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Carlos Puerta | 8.00 | 2.86% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Simba Danha | 7.50 | 6.60% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Lee Wardley | 7.50 | 4.54% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Chris Rutherford | 6.50 | 1.74% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Ishak Ayiris | 6.00 | 7.23% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Rory Tierney | 6.00 | 1.60% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Idris Jama | 5.50 | 2.49% |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Mike Brown | 5.50 | 1.20% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Joel Braham | 5.00 | 3.57% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Peter Donaghy | 5.00 | 2.69% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Bradley Reed | 5.00 | 2.28% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Alan Smith | 5.00 | 2.02% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Andrew Robson | 5.00 | 1.48% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Inan Gul | 5.00 | 1.14% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Benjamin Cox | 5.00 | 0.39% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Aubrey Davis | 4.00 | 0.38% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jaysen Griffin | 3.50 | 7.65% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Alex Broole | 3.50 | 2.73% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Gleave Parsons | 3.50 | 1.32% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Garry Tooey | 3.00 | 2.30% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Gregory Meehan | 3.00 | 1.59% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Marcelo Justiniano | 3.00 | 0.95% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Lucas Martino | 3.00 | 0.94% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | David Moss | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) | Douglas Curtis | 3.00 | -0.72% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Kieron Coote | 3.00 | -1.46% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Alex Riesel | 2.50 | 4.79% |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | David Perry | 2.50 | 2.65% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Daniel Reid | 2.50 | 1.59% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Vincent Wood | 2.50 | 0.54% |
| White Pudding (Leyton White) | Braiden Ebsworth | 2.00 | 2.23% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Patrick Coeur De Lion | 2.00 | 0.46% |
| Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) | Joe Philipson | 2.00 | -0.23% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Nicholas Thompson | 1.50 | 1.06% |
| Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) | Messiah Odinma | 1.50 | -0.67% |
| Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) | Magnus Dimming | 1.50 | -0.83% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Charles Melvin | 1.00 | -0.80% |
| Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) | Jerome Jacobs | 0.50 | 0.91% |
| FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) | Sam Daniel | 0.50 | -0.76% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Robert Davies | 0.50 | -0.97% |
| Dark Knights (Leyton Black) | Jack Tulley | 0.50 | -2.13% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 05 November
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)VS 19:30Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 05 November
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 05 November
White Pudding (Leyton White)VS 20:30Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 05 November
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)VS 21:00FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 12 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)VS 19:30Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 12 November
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)VS 20:00White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 12 November
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)VS 20:30Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 12 November
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)VS 21:00Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 29 October
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)5 - 6Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)7 - 6White Pudding (Leyton White)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)8 - 4Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)8 - 6FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 22 October
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)4 - 4Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)4 - 9Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)1 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)White Pudding (Leyton White)14 - 2Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange) -
Tuesday 15 October
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)5 - 7White Pudding (Leyton White)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)7 - 11Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)6 - 2FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)5 - 7Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink) -
Tuesday 08 October
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)5 - 9Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)10 - 4Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)White Pudding (Leyton White)11 - 3Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)8 - -3Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 01 October
White Pudding (Leyton White)14 - 9Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)8 - 9FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)3 - 11Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)4 - 6Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow) -
Tuesday 24 September
Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)8 - 7Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)6 - 1Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)White Pudding (Leyton White)6 - 1FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)8 - 3Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 17 September
FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)4 - 9Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)4 - 18White Pudding (Leyton White)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)11 - 5Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)4 - 7Dark Knights (Leyton Black) -
Tuesday 10 September
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)10 - 5Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)White Pudding (Leyton White)6 - 7Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)5 - 7Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)4 - 3Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 03 September
Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)6 - 7FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)8 - 5Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)6 - 9Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)6 - 8White Pudding (Leyton White) -
Tuesday 27 August
White Pudding (Leyton White)10 - 1Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)4 - 5Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)5 - 2Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)9 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 20 August
Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)4 - 6Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)4 - 8FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)2 - 4White Pudding (Leyton White)Dark Knights (Leyton Black)10 - 5Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues) -
Tuesday 13 August
Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)6 - 7White Pudding (Leyton White)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)8 - 11Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)10 - 6Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)9 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red) -
Tuesday 05 November
Dark Knights (Leyton Black)0 - 0Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)White Pudding (Leyton White)0 - 0Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)0 - 0FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green) -
Tuesday 12 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas (Leyton Red)0 - 0Blueprints (Leyton Light Blues)FC Real Avocado (Leyton Green)0 - 0White Pudding (Leyton White)Rosé Madrid (Leyton Pink)0 - 0Dark Knights (Leyton Black)Tubby Custard (Leyton Yellow)0 - 0Jaap Stams Spam MVF (Leyton Orange)