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Jake Garratt, Coach, Lincoln | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Nottso Athletic (Red)
1
1
2
2
LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
1
1
2
3
FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
1
1
2
4
Snack In Black (Black)
1
1
2
5
Scranderelcht (Purple)
1
1
2
6
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
1
1
2
7
KFCity (Sky Blue)
1
0
0
8
Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
1
0
0
9
Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
1
0
0
10
Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
1
0
0
11
Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
1
0
0
12
FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Nottso Athletic (Red) 1 1 0 0 10 4 6 2
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 1 1 0 0 11 5 6 2
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 1 1 0 0 11 6 5 2
Snack In Black (Black) 1 1 0 0 9 8 1 2
Scranderelcht (Purple) 1 1 0 0 9 8 1 2
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 1 1 0 0 8 7 1 2
KFCity (Sky Blue) 1 0 0 1 7 8 -1 0
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 1 0 0 1 8 9 -1 0
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 1 0 0 1 8 9 -1 0
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 1 0 0 1 6 11 -5 0
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 1 0 0 1 5 11 -6 0
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 1 0 0 1 4 10 -6 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Nottso Athletic (Red) 1 1 0 0 4 -1 5 2
Scranderelcht (Purple) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Snack In Black (Black) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
KFCity (Sky Blue) 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 1 0 1 0 2 2 0 1
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 1 0 0 1 -1 4 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 1 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
Nottso Athletic (Red) 1 1 1 0 3 2 1 3
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 1 1 0 0 4 3 1 2
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 1 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
Scranderelcht (Purple) 1 0 2 0 3 3 0 2
Snack In Black (Black) 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 1 0 1 1 2 3 -1 1
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 1 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
KFCity (Sky Blue) 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Daniel Parkinson 0.50 4.89%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Daniel Stark 0.50 4.64%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Richard Pearce 0.50 4.21%
Snack In Black (Black) Marcus Elliott 0.50 3.55%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Andrew Mason 0.50 3.52%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Ben Young 0.50 3.25%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Ben Bishop 0.50 3.15%
Snack In Black (Black) graham wilkes 0.50 3.13%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Chris Dunlop 0.50 3.07%
Snack In Black (Black) Todd Grainger 0.50 3.05%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Dene Carter 0.50 2.90%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Matt Petch 0.50 2.85%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Aaron Smith 0.50 2.78%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Mark Fletcher 0.50 2.72%
Snack In Black (Black) Ross Janisch 0.50 2.48%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Aaron Howell 0.50 2.47%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Jamie Carr 0.50 2.47%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Adam Herrick 0.50 2.44%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Martin Ashcroft 0.50 2.44%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Andy Pearce 0.50 2.41%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Keith Fletcher 0.50 2.39%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Matthieu Rogers 0.50 2.34%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Stuart Edgar 0.50 2.34%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Reece Marshall 0.50 2.29%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Jacob Smith 0.50 2.25%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Michael Griffin 0.50 2.19%
Snack In Black (Black) Kris Ashton 0.50 2.18%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Scott Wells 0.50 2.16%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Matt Phillips 0.50 2.13%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Ryan Murdoch 0.50 2.11%
Snack In Black (Black) James Fothergill 0.50 2.07%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Lewis Young 0.50 2.02%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Jacob McNicol 0.50 1.98%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) William Hockenhull 0.50 1.92%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Simon Hart 0.50 1.90%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Keith Millward 0.50 1.83%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Jon Jarvis 0.50 1.74%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Robert Esberger 0.50 1.73%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Thomas Renshaw 0.50 1.69%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Adam Jarvis 0.50 1.68%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Antony Rowe 0.50 1.67%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Christopher Yallop 0.50 1.64%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Felix Parkinson 0.50 1.55%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Richard Andrews 0.50 1.55%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Chris Webster 0.50 1.47%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Bobby Hulse 0.50 1.45%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Rick Reeder 0.50 1.44%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Matt Hussey 0.50 1.42%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Joe Chilton Cox 0.50 1.39%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Peter Raymond 0.50 1.33%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Sam Loasby 0.50 1.26%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Anish Rattan 0.50 1.25%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Jonathan Johnston 0.50 1.20%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Will Beane 0.50 1.10%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) John Oliver 0.50 1.09%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Nicholas Percy 0.50 1.07%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Jamie Sleight 0.50 1.05%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Carl Grounds 0.50 1.04%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Andrew Caldicott 0.50 0.94%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Will Sanders 0.50 0.92%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Craig Barlow 0.50 0.91%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Nick Owen 0.50 0.90%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Ian Coachafer 0.50 0.88%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Jake Garratt 0.50 0.87%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Tom Larken 0.50 0.82%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Kieran Money 0.50 0.81%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Jason Dungate 0.50 0.77%
Scranderelcht (Purple) William Craft 0.50 0.75%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Jaime Gamble 0.50 0.74%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Adam Lee 0.50 0.73%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Aaron Gray 0.50 0.69%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Jordan Ranner 0.50 0.61%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Louis England-Crowder 0.50 0.57%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Oliver Spencer 0.50 0.56%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Chas Chalmers 0.50 0.46%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Olly Royle 0.50 0.45%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Jamie Parsons 0.50 0.44%
Snack In Black (Black) Ija123@Hotmail.Co.Uk Anderton 0.50 0.37%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Nathan Booth 0.50 0.32%
Snack In Black (Black) George Hendry 0.50 0.24%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Graham Bell 0.50 0.23%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Philip Marshall 0.50 0.22%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Kevin Stow 0.50 0.18%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Garry Jones 0.50 0.11%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) James Robertson 0.50 0.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 04 June

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 21:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 21:00
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 21:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:00
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 20:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 21:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 21:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 20:00
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 20:30
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 20:00
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 21:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:30
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 21:00
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:00
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 28 May

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    7 - 8
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    5 - 11
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    8 - 9
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    10 - 4
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    8 - 9
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    6 - 11
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
  • Wednesday 18 June

    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)