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Jake Garratt, Coach, Lincoln | Check now if you qualify for a funded place

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Nottso Athletic (Red)
4
4
8
2
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
4
4
8
3
LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
4
3
6
4
Snack In Black (Black)
4
3
6
5
Scranderelcht (Purple)
4
3
6
6
FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
4
3
6
7
KFCity (Sky Blue)
4
1
2
8
Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
4
1
2
9
Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
4
1
2
10
FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
4
0
1
11
Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
4
0
1
12
Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Nottso Athletic (Red) 4 4 0 0 54 33 21 8
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 4 4 0 0 55 35 20 8
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 4 3 0 1 51 32 19 6
Snack In Black (Black) 4 3 0 1 41 27 14 6
Scranderelcht (Purple) 4 3 0 1 43 33 10 6
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 4 3 0 1 53 49 4 6
KFCity (Sky Blue) 4 1 0 3 38 33 5 2
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 4 1 0 3 43 53 -10 2
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 4 1 0 3 30 45 -15 2
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 4 0 1 3 11 37 -26 1
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 4 0 1 3 9 40 -31 1
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 4 0 0 4 39 50 -11 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Nottso Athletic (Red) 4 3 1 0 6 -1 7 7
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 4 3 1 0 3 -2 5 7
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 4 3 1 0 5 2 3 7
Snack In Black (Black) 4 1 3 0 8 2 6 5
KFCity (Sky Blue) 4 1 3 0 8 3 5 5
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 4 2 1 1 4 2 2 5
Scranderelcht (Purple) 4 2 0 2 8 4 4 4
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 4 2 0 2 4 3 1 4
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 4 1 0 3 2 3 -1 2
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 4 1 0 3 -3 10 -13 2
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 4 0 0 4 1 6 -5 0
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 4 0 0 4 -3 11 -14 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) 4 4 0 0 31 15 16 8
Nottso Athletic (Red) 4 3 2 0 28 19 9 8
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) 4 3 1 1 26 16 10 7
Snack In Black (Black) 4 2 2 0 17 11 6 6
Scranderelcht (Purple) 4 2 1 1 18 16 2 5
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) 4 2 1 1 23 28 -5 5
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) 4 2 0 2 28 25 3 4
KFCity (Sky Blue) 4 1 0 3 14 15 -1 2
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) 4 1 0 3 5 9 -4 2
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) 4 1 0 3 12 24 -12 2
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) 4 0 1 3 15 27 -12 1
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) 4 0 0 4 2 14 -12 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Snack In Black (Black) Kris Ashton 5.50 6.08%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) James Leithead 5.50 2.45%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Jacob Smith 4.50 6.47%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Scott Wells 3.50 6.30%
Nottso Athletic (Red) John Grassom 3.50 6.00%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Adam Herrick 3.50 5.96%
Snack In Black (Black) James Fothergill 3.50 5.02%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Martin Ashcroft 3.00 5.36%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Robert Esberger 3.00 2.89%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Matt Hussey 3.00 2.64%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Jake Garratt 3.00 1.39%
Snack In Black (Black) Todd Grainger 2.50 3.97%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Felix Parkinson 2.50 3.42%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Jonathan Johnston 2.50 2.50%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Chris Webster 2.50 2.49%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Ian Coachafer 2.50 2.15%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Peter Raymond 2.50 1.78%
Snack In Black (Black) Ross Janisch 2.50 1.53%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) James Weston 2.00 8.07%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Matthieu Rogers 2.00 1.36%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Aaron Smith 1.50 12.65%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Jaime Gamble 1.50 6.57%
Snack In Black (Black) Paul Dixon 1.50 5.51%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Finlay Hanslip 1.50 5.01%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Steven King 1.50 4.35%
Snack In Black (Black) graham wilkes 1.50 4.09%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Keith Millward 1.50 3.87%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Jamie Sleight 1.50 3.86%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Joe Chilton Cox 1.50 3.71%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Michael Griffin 1.50 3.34%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Barry Baldwin 1.50 3.02%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) ZSOLT-ATTILA HEGYI 1.50 2.69%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Owen Reed 1.50 2.60%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Oliver Spencer 1.50 2.52%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Jacob McNicol 1.50 2.24%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Will Sanders 1.50 2.03%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) James Robertson 1.50 1.86%
Snack In Black (Black) Craig Brown 1.50 1.80%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Will Beane 1.50 1.29%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Kevin Stow 1.50 1.28%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Louis England-Crowder 1.50 0.98%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Nathan Booth 1.50 0.86%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Ben Bishop 1.00 6.30%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Matt Phillips 1.00 2.84%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Antony Rowe 1.00 1.97%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Olly Royle 1.00 1.89%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Derek Brown 1.00 1.76%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Carl Grounds 1.00 1.27%
Scranderelcht (Purple) William Craft 1.00 0.94%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Simon Hart 1.00 0.91%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Sean O’Neill 1.00 -0.19%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Daniel Parkinson 0.50 9.05%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Richard Pearce 0.50 7.74%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Daniel Stark 0.50 7.55%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Bobby Hulse 0.50 7.14%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Niall Chester 0.50 6.87%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Mark Fletcher 0.50 6.45%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Ben Young 0.50 6.26%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Andrew Mason 0.50 5.70%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Dene Carter 0.50 5.24%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Jamie Carr 0.50 5.23%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Andy Pearce 0.50 5.07%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Matt Petch 0.50 4.97%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Richard Andrews 0.50 4.55%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Reece Marshall 0.50 4.27%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Chris Dunlop 0.50 4.25%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Christopher Yallop 0.50 4.16%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Andrew Caldicott 0.50 4.14%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Sam Rumens 0.50 4.09%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Rick Reeder 0.50 4.08%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Stuart Edgar 0.50 3.79%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Thomas Renshaw 0.50 3.67%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Keith Fletcher 0.50 3.66%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Lewis Young 0.50 3.62%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Sam Loasby 0.50 3.56%
Snack In Black (Black) Marcus Elliott 0.50 3.55%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Adam Jarvis 0.50 3.49%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Cole Tennant 0.50 3.23%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Carl Thurling 0.50 3.15%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Philip Marshall 0.50 3.10%
Blues Your Daddy (Blue) Alex Mond 0.50 3.04%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Alan Johnson 0.50 3.03%
FC Bayern Bru (Orange) Kieran Money 0.50 2.90%
Nottso Athletic (Red) Colin Tooze 0.50 2.70%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Tom Larken 0.50 2.55%
LA Galaxy Ripple (White) Gareth Ansty 0.50 2.43%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Jason Dungate 0.50 2.43%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Craig Barlow 0.50 2.28%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Jamie Parsons 0.50 2.28%
Snack In Black (Black) Rikki Small 0.50 2.19%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Aaron Gray 0.50 2.08%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Aaron Howell 0.50 1.94%
Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow) Austin Ryan 0.50 1.91%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Steven Betley 0.50 1.70%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Dean Elkins 0.50 1.60%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Jordan Ranner 0.50 1.50%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Michael Pringle 0.50 1.49%
Shamrock Rollovers (Green) Ryan Murdoch 0.50 1.41%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Nicholas Percy 0.50 1.07%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) William Hockenhull 0.50 1.07%
Scranderelcht (Purple) Tom Brickett 0.50 0.99%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Nick Owen 0.50 0.90%
FK Blobo/Glimt (White) Joe Spence 0.50 0.63%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) Adam Lee 0.50 0.56%
Diabetico Madrid (Pink) John Oliver 0.50 0.45%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Chas Chalmers 0.50 0.37%
Snack In Black (Black) George Hendry 0.50 0.36%
Colo-Cola Zero (Black) Graham Bell 0.50 0.23%
KFCity (Sky Blue) Matt Pedrick 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Wednesday 25 June

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 20:00
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 20:30
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    VS 20:00
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 21:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 20:30
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:00
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Snack In Black (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    VS 21:00
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    VS 20:00
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    VS 21:30
    KFCity (Sky Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 18 June

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    2 - 13
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    11 - 13
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    14 - 11
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    22 - 13
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    2 - 13
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    16 - 14
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
  • Wednesday 11 June

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    11 - 17
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    14 - 11
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    18 - 9
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    3 - 17
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    3 - 12
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 14
    Snack In Black (Black)
  • Wednesday 04 June

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    10 - 12
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    8 - 15
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    9 - 8
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    2 - 2
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    8 - 5
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    9 - 10
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 28 May

    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    7 - 8
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    5 - 11
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    8 - 9
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    10 - 4
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    8 - 9
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    6 - 11
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 25 June

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 02 July

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 09 July

    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    0 - 0
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
  • Wednesday 16 July

    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
  • Wednesday 23 July

    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 July

    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    Snack In Black (Black)
    0 - 0
    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
  • Wednesday 06 August

    Nottso Athletic (Red)
    0 - 0
    LA Galaxy Ripple (White)
    Blues Your Daddy (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FK Blobo/Glimt (White)
    Colo-Cola Zero (Black)
    0 - 0
    Shamrock Rollovers (Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Scranderelcht (Purple)
    Shanghai Tenchins (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snack In Black (Black)
    Diabetico Madrid (Pink)
    0 - 0
    KFCity (Sky Blue)