Luton

Monday | 19:30-21:00

Lea Manor Recreation Centre, Northwell Dr Luton, LU3 3TL

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They say we men can't multi task. But we've been doing it for years..WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

Nadim M, Coach, Luton

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Three | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Obese’iktas - Red
10
9
19
2
Oranginho’s
10
7
15
3
Diabetico Madrid - White
10
5
10
4
Forest Green Rollovers
10
4
8
5
Man Titty - SkyBlue
10
1
4
6
Glutton Town - Black
10
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Obese’iktas - Red 10 9 1 0 91 45 46 19
Oranginho’s 10 7 1 2 88 65 23 15
Diabetico Madrid - White 10 5 0 5 67 81 -14 10
Forest Green Rollovers 10 4 0 6 56 60 -4 8
Man Titty - SkyBlue 10 1 2 7 58 77 -19 4
Glutton Town - Black 10 2 0 8 52 84 -32 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Obese’iktas - Red 10 10 0 0 68 18 50 20
Oranginho’s 10 6 1 3 38 26 12 13
Diabetico Madrid - White 10 5 0 5 25 40 -15 10
Man Titty - SkyBlue 10 3 3 4 24 27 -3 9
Forest Green Rollovers 10 2 2 6 26 35 -9 6
Glutton Town - Black 10 0 2 8 22 57 -35 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Oranginho’s 10 9 0 1 23 10 13 18
Forest Green Rollovers 10 4 4 2 7 -2 9 12
Glutton Town - Black 10 4 2 4 6 2 4 10
Obese’iktas - Red 10 3 4 3 -3 1 -4 10
Diabetico Madrid - White 10 2 2 6 6 15 -9 6
Man Titty - SkyBlue 10 1 2 7 6 19 -13 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Forest Green Rollovers Dave Gray 7.50 4.66%
Oranginho’s Daniel Walsh 6.00 7.86%
Man Titty - SkyBlue Thomas Mc Menamin 5.50 6.96%
Obese’iktas - Red Chris Carroll 5.50 6.28%
Diabetico Madrid - White Dean Pierce 5.50 3.38%
Oranginho’s Darren Gregory 5.00 3.50%
Oranginho’s Andy James 5.00 2.96%
Glutton Town - Black Stephen Gibbs 5.00 1.41%
Diabetico Madrid - White Steven Pierce 5.00 1.10%
Man Titty - SkyBlue ATANAS RUSEV 4.50 2.06%
Man Titty - SkyBlue Enayath Kabir 3.50 7.59%
Glutton Town - Black Abderrahim Arfa 3.50 4.83%
Diabetico Madrid - White Robbie Greene 3.50 2.33%
Diabetico Madrid - White Harry Mansbridge 3.50 1.06%
Oranginho’s Rory Gaughan 3.00 5.12%
Forest Green Rollovers Adam Andrews 3.00 4.42%
Forest Green Rollovers Wayne Woodcock 2.50 1.19%
Obese’iktas - Red Danny Lambert 2.00 0.09%
Oranginho’s Saad Khan 2.00 -0.14%
Oranginho’s Phillip Emery 2.00 -0.19%
Glutton Town - Black Liam Harris 1.50 0.50%
Obese’iktas - Red Karl Hopkins 1.00 0.40%
Glutton Town - Black Maz Amin 0.50 1.01%
Obese’iktas - Red Dermot Cahill 0.50 0.53%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Monday 28 April

    Forest Green Rollovers
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty - SkyBlue

  • Monday 28 April

    Diabetico Madrid - White
    VS 20:00
    Glutton Town - Black

  • Monday 28 April

    Obese’iktas - Red
    VS 20:30
    Oranginho’s

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Monday 31 March

    Glutton Town - Black
    10 - 8
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    Obese’iktas - Red
    11 - 6
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    Oranginho’s
    0 - 6
    Forest Green Rollovers

  • Monday 03 March

    Obese’iktas - Red
    6 - 10
    Oranginho’s
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    11 - 8
    Forest Green Rollovers
    Glutton Town - Black
    11 - 8
    Man Titty - SkyBlue

  • Monday 03 February

    Diabetico Madrid - White
    7 - 5
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    Glutton Town - Black
    8 - 14
    Oranginho’s
    Obese’iktas - Red
    8 - 2
    Forest Green Rollovers

  • Monday 28 April

    Forest Green Rollovers
    0 - 0
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    0 - 0
    Glutton Town - Black
    Obese’iktas - Red
    0 - 0
    Oranginho’s

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 14 April

    Diabetico Madrid - White
    4 - 9
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    Glutton Town - Black
    5 - 7
    Oranginho’s
    Obese’iktas - Red
    5 - 2
    Forest Green Rollovers

  • Monday 07 April

    Oranginho’s
    4 - 5
    Obese’iktas - Red
    Forest Green Rollovers
    3 - 9
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    5 - 6
    Glutton Town - Black

  • Monday 24 March

    Obese’iktas - Red
    16 - 4
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    Forest Green Rollovers
    8 - 6
    Glutton Town - Black
    Oranginho’s
    9 - 9
    Man Titty - SkyBlue

  • Monday 17 March

    Glutton Town - Black
    6 - 16
    Obese’iktas - Red
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    5 - 6
    Forest Green Rollovers
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    5 - 12
    Oranginho’s

  • Monday 10 March

    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    7 - 12
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    Oranginho’s
    13 - 7
    Glutton Town - Black
    Forest Green Rollovers
    6 - 12
    Obese’iktas - Red

  • Monday 24 February

    Diabetico Madrid - White
    8 - 6
    Glutton Town - Black
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    7 - 7
    Obese’iktas - Red
    Forest Green Rollovers
    5 - 7
    Oranginho’s

  • Monday 17 February

    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    5 - 12
    Oranginho’s
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    4 - 8
    Obese’iktas - Red
    Glutton Town - Black
    0 - 8
    Forest Green Rollovers

  • Monday 10 February

    Obese’iktas - Red
    6 - 3
    Glutton Town - Black
    Forest Green Rollovers
    8 - 4
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    Oranginho’s
    11 - 7
    Diabetico Madrid - White

  • Monday 27 January

    Oranginho’s
    6 - 11
    Obese’iktas - Red
    Forest Green Rollovers
    4 - 5
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    4 - 8
    Glutton Town - Black

  • Monday 20 January

    Glutton Town - Black
    5 - 9
    Diabetico Madrid - White
    Obese’iktas - Red
    5 - 3
    Man Titty - SkyBlue
    Oranginho’s
    7 - 6
    Forest Green Rollovers