Maidstone

Friday | 19:45-21:45

Melrose Close, Cripple Street Maidstone, ME15 6BD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Maidstone. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!

Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
.The incredible bulks (green)
5
4
8
2
Ivory Toast (orange)
5
2
6
3
.Fatalanta (blue).
5
2
6
4
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
5
2
4
5
Kaiser Chefs (black)
5
2
4
6
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
5
1
2

I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
.The incredible bulks (green) 5 4 0 1 42 29 13 8
Ivory Toast (orange) 5 2 2 1 42 29 13 6
.Fatalanta (blue). 5 2 2 1 37 37 0 6
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 5 2 0 3 38 38 0 4
Kaiser Chefs (black) 5 2 0 3 33 40 -7 4
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 5 1 0 4 32 51 -19 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
.The incredible bulks (green) 5 5 0 0 27 6 21 10
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 5 4 0 1 27 13 14 8
.Fatalanta (blue). 5 2 1 2 18 15 3 5
Ivory Toast (orange) 5 2 1 2 17 19 -2 5
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 5 1 0 4 11 31 -20 2
Kaiser Chefs (black) 5 0 0 5 11 27 -16 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ivory Toast (orange) 5 4 1 0 11 -2 13 9
Kaiser Chefs (black) 5 2 2 1 6 0 6 6
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) 5 3 0 2 13 10 3 6
.Fatalanta (blue). 5 1 2 2 3 6 -3 4
.The incredible bulks (green) 5 1 1 3 5 12 -7 3
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. 5 1 0 4 -2 10 -12 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Kaiser Chefs (black) Mark Hill 8.00 9.17%
.The incredible bulks (green) Sam Coates 6.50 6.11%
Ivory Toast (orange) Lewis Hines 6.50 5.26%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Nathan Kury 5.50 5.11%
.Fatalanta (blue). Daniel Prescott 3.50 4.20%
Ivory Toast (orange) Dean Butler 3.00 7.31%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Omodolapo Adamson 3.00 5.64%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Ian Jeffrey 3.00 2.60%
.Fatalanta (blue). Pete Ellis 3.00 2.01%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Phil Etridge 3.00 1.44%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Charlie Dickson 3.00 1.01%
.The incredible bulks (green) Dan O'Sullivan 3.00 0.90%
.Fatalanta (blue). Cameron Checksfield 2.50 2.92%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Daniel King 2.50 2.73%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Matthew Wright 2.50 1.24%
.Fatalanta (blue). Alfie Strong 2.50 0.95%
.Fatalanta (blue). James Gray 2.50 0.82%
Ivory Toast (orange) dan elisha 2.50 0.55%
Ivory Toast (orange) Peter Young 2.00 1.58%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Lee Mccarthy 2.00 1.17%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Alfie Watson 2.00 0.96%
Ivory Toast (orange) Lee Smith 2.00 0.30%
.The incredible bulks (green) Ben Camies 1.50 1.45%
Kaiser Chefs (black) Paul Ekhorutomwen 1.00 1.06%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Ian Giles 1.00 0.61%
.Fatalanta (blue). Tony Norcott 1.00 0.28%
Notorious P.I.G.S (white) Tom Wichall 0.50 3.21%
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. Andrew Hulse 0.50 1.70%
Ivory Toast (orange) Marc Hicks 0.50 0.86%
.Fatalanta (blue). Harry Garland 0.50 -0.12%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 13 December

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 19:45
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 13 December

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    VS 20:15
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 13 December

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    VS 20:45
    .The incredible bulks (green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 15 November

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    11 - 14
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    9 - 7
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    4 - 12
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 18 October

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    2 - 5
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    4 - 11
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    6 - 6
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 13 December

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)

 

  • Friday 22 November

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 19:45
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 22 November

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:15
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 22 November

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    VS 20:45
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 29 November

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    VS 19:45
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 29 November

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    VS 20:15
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 29 November

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    VS 20:45
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 06 December

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 19:45
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 06 December

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    VS 20:15
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 06 December

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:45
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 20 December

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    VS 19:45
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 20 December

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    VS 20:15
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 20 December

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    VS 20:45
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 10 January

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    VS 19:45
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 10 January

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    VS 20:15
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 10 January

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    VS 20:45
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 08 November

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    10 - 3
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    13 - 5
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    5 - 5
    .Fatalanta (blue).

  • Friday 01 November

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    6 - 8
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    5 - 3
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    7 - 12
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 25 October

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    13 - 7
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    13 - 3
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    8 - 14
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 11 October

    .Fatalanta (blue).
    7 - 3
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    3 - 5
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    8 - 3
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)

  • Friday 04 October

    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    12 - 8
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    9 - 8
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    9 - 9
    Ivory Toast (orange)

  • Friday 22 November

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)

  • Friday 29 November

    .The incredible bulks (green)
    0 - 0
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 06 December

    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..

  • Friday 20 December

    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
    0 - 0
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    0 - 0
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    0 - 0
    Kaiser Chefs (black)

  • Friday 10 January

    Kaiser Chefs (black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (orange)
    Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
    0 - 0
    .Fatalanta (blue).
    .The incredible bulks (green)
    0 - 0
    .Red Hot Chubby Fellas..