Maidstone
Hi I'm Damon, I can't wait to welcome you to our MAN v FAT Maidstone Club to help you show fat the red card!
Damon Stevens , Coach, Maidstone
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Kaiser Chefs (black)
2
2
4
2
.The incredible bulks (green)
2
2
4
3
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)
2
1
2
4
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..
2
1
2
5
.Fatalanta (blue).
2
0
0
6
Ivory Toast (orange)
2
0
0
I've struggled with losing weight for years. Made a concerted effort a couple of years back, joined a gym, started eating sensible meals. But I was getting nowhere. I found ManV Fat on social media and thought 'why not?' Always loved football, but haven't played for over 30 years so I was a bit nervous about it. ' What if I let others down?' I had no need to feel nervous about it. I was welcomed to the club, I've met a fantastic bunch of guys, a great encouraging coach and I really look forward to game night.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 4 |
| .The incredible bulks (green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 4 |
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 13 | 1 | 2 |
| .Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 2 |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 0 |
| Ivory Toast (orange) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| .The incredible bulks (green) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| .Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 |
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 1 |
| Ivory Toast (orange) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 1 |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 4 |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| .The incredible bulks (green) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (orange) | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 2 |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 1 |
| .Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 5 | -4 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| .The incredible bulks (green) | Ben Camies | 2.50 | 11.11% |
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | Tristan Knowles | 2.50 | 4.35% |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | Dan Elliott | 2.50 | 3.98% |
| Ivory Toast (orange) | Alex Arnott | 2.50 | 2.70% |
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | James Attwood | 2.50 | 1.92% |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | Pete Ellis | 2.50 | 1.46% |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | Jack Chambers | 1.00 | 3.46% |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | Adam Spikin | 1.00 | 3.41% |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | Thomas Chambers | 1.00 | 3.01% |
| .Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. | Ian Giles | 1.00 | 1.79% |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | Tim Quadling | 1.00 | 1.47% |
| .Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. | Lee Walker | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | Harry Garland | 1.00 | 0.24% |
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | Tom Wichall | 0.50 | 2.56% |
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | Callum Griffiths | 0.50 | 2.52% |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | Jack Packard | 0.50 | 2.41% |
| .The incredible bulks (green) | Chris Daly | 0.50 | 1.93% |
| Ivory Toast (orange) | Peter Young | 0.50 | 1.81% |
| .The incredible bulks (green) | Sam Coates | 0.50 | 0.99% |
| .Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. | Nathan Kury | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| .The incredible bulks (green) | Sam Wing | 0.50 | 0.55% |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | Alfie Strong | 0.50 | 0.54% |
| Notorious P.I.G.S (white) | graeme samways | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Kaiser Chefs (black) | Ian Jeffrey | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | James Gray | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| .The incredible bulks (green) | Matthew Handley | 0.50 | 0.08% |
| .Fatalanta (blue). | Tim Sargent | 0.50 | 0.07% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 14 March
.Fatalanta (blue).VS 19:45.The incredible bulks (green) -
Friday 14 March
Kaiser Chefs (black)VS 20:15.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. -
Friday 14 March
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)VS 20:45Ivory Toast (orange) -
Friday 11 April
Ivory Toast (orange)VS 19:45.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. -
Friday 11 April
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)VS 20:15.The incredible bulks (green) -
Friday 11 April
.Fatalanta (blue).VS 20:45Kaiser Chefs (black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 14 February
Kaiser Chefs (black)11 - 7.The incredible bulks (green).Fatalanta (blue).9 - 5Ivory Toast (orange)Notorious P.I.G.S (white)6 - 5.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. -
Friday 14 March
.Fatalanta (blue).0 - 0.The incredible bulks (green)Kaiser Chefs (black)0 - 0.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..Notorious P.I.G.S (white)0 - 0Ivory Toast (orange) -
Friday 11 April
Ivory Toast (orange)0 - 0.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..Notorious P.I.G.S (white)0 - 0.The incredible bulks (green).Fatalanta (blue).0 - 0Kaiser Chefs (black)
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Friday 21 February
Ivory Toast (orange)VS 19:45Kaiser Chefs (black) -
Friday 21 February
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..VS 20:15.The incredible bulks (green) -
Friday 21 February
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)VS 20:45.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 28 February
.Fatalanta (blue).VS 19:45.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. -
Friday 28 February
Kaiser Chefs (black)VS 20:15Notorious P.I.G.S (white) -
Friday 28 February
.The incredible bulks (green)VS 20:45Ivory Toast (orange) -
Friday 07 March
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..VS 19:45Ivory Toast (orange) -
Friday 07 March
.The incredible bulks (green)VS 20:15Notorious P.I.G.S (white) -
Friday 07 March
Kaiser Chefs (black)VS 20:45.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 21 March
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..VS 19:45Notorious P.I.G.S (white) -
Friday 21 March
Ivory Toast (orange)VS 20:15.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 21 March
.The incredible bulks (green)VS 20:45Kaiser Chefs (black) -
Friday 28 March
Kaiser Chefs (black)VS 19:45Ivory Toast (orange) -
Friday 28 March
.The incredible bulks (green)VS 20:15.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. -
Friday 28 March
.Fatalanta (blue).VS 20:45Notorious P.I.G.S (white) -
Friday 04 April
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..VS 19:45.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 04 April
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)VS 20:15Kaiser Chefs (black) -
Friday 04 April
Ivory Toast (orange)VS 20:45.The incredible bulks (green) -
Friday 18 April
.The incredible bulks (green)VS 19:45.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 18 April
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..VS 20:15Kaiser Chefs (black) -
Friday 18 April
Ivory Toast (orange)VS 20:45Notorious P.I.G.S (white) -
Friday 25 April
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)VS 19:45.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. -
Friday 25 April
.Fatalanta (blue).VS 20:15Ivory Toast (orange) -
Friday 25 April
Kaiser Chefs (black)VS 20:45.The incredible bulks (green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 07 February
Ivory Toast (orange)5 - 7Notorious P.I.G.S (white).Red Hot Chubby Fellas..4 - 7Kaiser Chefs (black).The incredible bulks (green)3 - 1.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 31 January
.Fatalanta (blue).6 - 7Kaiser Chefs (black)Notorious P.I.G.S (white)7 - 8.The incredible bulks (green)Ivory Toast (orange)5 - 7.Red Hot Chubby Fellas.. -
Friday 21 February
Ivory Toast (orange)0 - 0Kaiser Chefs (black).Red Hot Chubby Fellas..0 - 0.The incredible bulks (green)Notorious P.I.G.S (white)0 - 0.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 28 February
.Fatalanta (blue).0 - 0.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..Kaiser Chefs (black)0 - 0Notorious P.I.G.S (white).The incredible bulks (green)0 - 0Ivory Toast (orange) -
Friday 07 March
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..0 - 0Ivory Toast (orange).The incredible bulks (green)0 - 0Notorious P.I.G.S (white)Kaiser Chefs (black)0 - 0.Fatalanta (blue). -
Friday 21 March
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..0 - 0Notorious P.I.G.S (white)Ivory Toast (orange)0 - 0.Fatalanta (blue)..The incredible bulks (green)0 - 0Kaiser Chefs (black) -
Friday 28 March
Kaiser Chefs (black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (orange).The incredible bulks (green)0 - 0.Red Hot Chubby Fellas...Fatalanta (blue).0 - 0Notorious P.I.G.S (white) -
Friday 04 April
.Red Hot Chubby Fellas..0 - 0.Fatalanta (blue).Notorious P.I.G.S (white)0 - 0Kaiser Chefs (black)Ivory Toast (orange)0 - 0.The incredible bulks (green) -
Friday 18 April
.The incredible bulks (green)0 - 0.Fatalanta (blue)..Red Hot Chubby Fellas..0 - 0Kaiser Chefs (black)Ivory Toast (orange)0 - 0Notorious P.I.G.S (white) -
Friday 25 April
Notorious P.I.G.S (white)0 - 0.Red Hot Chubby Fellas...Fatalanta (blue).0 - 0Ivory Toast (orange)Kaiser Chefs (black)0 - 0.The incredible bulks (green)