Salford

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Ordsall Leisure Centre Salford, M5 3DJ

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MAN v FAT Salford is the perfect place to support you on your weight loss journey, with a strong community both on and off the pitch to give you the support for both your physical and mental health. We've had plenty of success stories and I can't wait to help you get started on yours!

Danny Drayson, Coach, Salford

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Five | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
14
12
24
2
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
14
9
19
3
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
14
7
16
4
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
14
6
14
5
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
14
6
14
6
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
14
5
11
7
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
14
4
8
8
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
14
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) 14 12 0 2 141 92 49 24
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) 14 9 1 4 139 133 6 19
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) 14 7 2 5 151 126 25 16
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) 14 6 2 6 136 130 6 14
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) 14 6 2 6 137 132 5 14
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) 14 5 1 8 128 131 -3 11
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) 14 4 0 10 109 157 -48 8
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) 14 3 0 11 87 127 -40 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) 14 10 1 3 47 18 29 21
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) 14 7 2 5 40 24 16 16
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) 14 7 2 5 42 33 9 16
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) 14 8 0 6 36 27 9 16
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) 14 6 3 5 30 26 4 15
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) 14 6 2 6 15 19 -4 14
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) 14 4 1 9 19 40 -21 9
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) 14 2 1 11 6 48 -42 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) 14 9 2 3 47 28 19 20
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) 14 8 4 2 29 13 16 20
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) 14 6 4 4 51 32 19 16
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) 14 6 3 5 49 45 4 15
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) 14 6 1 7 21 29 -8 13
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) 14 4 4 6 31 43 -12 12
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) 14 3 3 8 35 50 -15 9
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) 14 2 3 9 25 48 -23 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Sami El-Balbisi 18.00 2.18%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Tom McNamara 15.00 -4.02%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Jamie Eden 13.50 10.15%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Jack Brewster 13.00 5.73%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Craig Williams 10.50 9.76%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Kevin Jones 10.50 2.29%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Hayden Hendricks 10.00 5.28%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Guy Roles 9.50 11.40%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Daniel Montgomery 9.00 8.28%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Daniel Schofield 9.00 3.73%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) James Walker 8.50 1.52%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Prabhu Palanisamy 8.00 2.10%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Matt Downes 7.50 4.77%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Nathan Retchless 6.50 -2.92%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Laiton Price 6.00 6.16%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Phil Lane 6.00 2.07%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Rich Lister 6.00 2.05%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) David Carson 6.00 0.57%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Pierre Taljaard 5.50 5.24%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Ahmed Ibrahim 5.50 4.57%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Daniel Whiteley 5.50 4.21%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Kieran Chambers 5.50 0.24%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Scott Ramage 5.00 3.88%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Kyle Hine 5.00 2.78%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Daniel McLaughlin 5.00 0.83%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Sunny Raghwani 3.50 1.38%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Chris Fielding 3.50 0.63%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Andrew McCarron 3.50 0.60%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Phil Tomlinson 3.50 -0.07%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Paul Longstaffe 3.00 -10.71%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Dan McMenemy 2.50 4.78%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Daniel Beeks 2.50 0.50%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Andy Robert 2.50 0.00%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Luke Kelly 2.50 -0.11%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Dave Vost 2.50 -1.59%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) James McDonald 2.50 -3.31%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Adam Franks 2.00 -0.21%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Paul King 2.00 -2.34%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Mirib Michael 2.00 -5.52%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Mario Jorquera Zapata 1.50 -0.60%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Philip Hepple 1.50 -1.62%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Michael Blair 1.50 -2.50%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Alex Gaffey 1.50 -5.13%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Olusegun Oluwole 1.00 -0.42%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Adam Lucas 1.00 -1.06%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Ben Strange 0.50 6.87%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Gareth Davies 0.50 0.43%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Joseph Healey 0.50 -1.03%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Adam Dodd 0.50 -3.88%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

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  • Thursday 15 January

    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    1 - 9
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    9 - 7
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    8 - 7
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    11 - 1
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)

  • Thursday 08 January

    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    7 - 12
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    6 - 12
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    9 - 3
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    11 - 9
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)

  • Thursday 18 December

    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    14 - 6
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    7 - 6
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    2 - 14
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    11 - 11
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    6 - 15
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    9 - 2
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    4 - 14
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    7 - 12
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    13 - 9
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    9 - 6
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    7 - 8
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    5 - 7
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)

  • Thursday 27 November

    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    18 - 18
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    12 - 10
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    12 - 9
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    3 - 9
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)

  • Thursday 20 November

    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    8 - 2
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    9 - 7
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    8 - 4
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    6 - 16
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)

  • Thursday 13 November

    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    16 - 10
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    6 - 15
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    14 - 10
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    9 - 12
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    12 - 1
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    13 - 8
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    13 - 7
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    17 - 6
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)

  • Thursday 30 October

    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    2 - 9
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    11 - 11
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    3 - 4
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    9 - 9
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)

  • Thursday 23 October

    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    19 - 17
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    13 - 6
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    17 - 14
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    13 - 11
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    9 - 6
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    5 - 9
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    6 - 7
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    8 - 21
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    5 - 7
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    7 - 6
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    7 - 5
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    9 - 13
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    8 - 15
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    12 - 7
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    6 - 9
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    14 - 13
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)