Margate (Group A)

Monday | 19:30-22:00

Margate Football Club, Hartsdown Rd Margate, CT9 5QZ

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Being a MAN v FAT footballer changed my life. It helped me lose weight I'd carried for years and keep it off! I now have the rewarding role coaching MAN v FAT Margate and supporting the many successes. I'd love to welcome more guys to do the same. It's either "one day" or day one - the best time to start is now.

Adam Ratcliffe, Coach, Margate (Group A)

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
12
11
22
2
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
12
9
18
3
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
12
8
17
4
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
12
7
14
5
BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
12
4
8
6
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
12
4
8
7
MK Donald's (Margate White)
12
2
5
8
Man Titty (Margate Purple)
12
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 12 11 0 1 185 104 81 22
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 12 9 0 3 146 121 25 18
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 12 8 1 3 153 112 41 17
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 12 7 0 5 142 148 -6 14
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 12 4 0 8 94 117 -23 8
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 12 4 0 8 116 144 -28 8
MK Donald's (Margate White) 12 2 1 9 126 151 -25 5
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 12 2 0 10 83 148 -65 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
MK Donald's (Margate White) 12 9 1 2 74 55 19 19
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 12 8 0 4 62 47 15 16
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 12 7 0 5 53 40 13 14
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 12 7 0 5 40 29 11 14
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 12 6 1 5 53 41 12 13
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 12 4 1 7 34 39 -5 9
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 12 4 1 7 46 72 -26 9
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 12 1 0 11 26 65 -39 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 12 10 1 1 81 30 51 21
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 12 8 2 2 51 27 24 18
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 12 6 2 4 54 37 17 14
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 12 6 2 4 48 42 6 14
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 12 5 2 5 46 38 8 12
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 12 4 2 6 22 42 -20 10
MK Donald's (Margate White) 12 3 1 8 24 49 -25 7
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 12 0 0 12 -5 56 -61 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Jamie Douglas 16.00 12.63%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Raul Martinez 16.00 2.86%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Terry Little 16.00 2.03%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Phil Matthews 13.00 -0.69%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) David Jarman 12.00 6.29%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Chris Allen 11.50 5.32%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Reece Kavanagh 11.00 6.65%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Keven Gabriel 11.00 -3.90%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Graham Megrath 10.50 8.98%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Charlie Lane 10.50 8.25%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Tim Williams 10.00 8.00%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Bowen Goldhawk 9.00 8.84%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Rhys Goldhawk 9.00 6.00%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Graham Cammish 9.00 5.28%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Conor Steptoe 9.00 4.77%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Neil Hornus 8.50 6.45%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Simon Dannell 8.50 4.37%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Kieron Donoghue 8.00 5.82%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Callum Beer 8.00 1.53%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Stuart Lamb 7.50 9.23%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Michael Couchman 7.50 6.39%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Chris Beer 7.50 2.35%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Christopher Morris 6.50 5.54%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Martin Bellamy 6.50 5.10%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Bryan Allen 6.00 5.52%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Calvin Mitchell 6.00 3.81%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Connah Mount 6.00 2.68%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Jake Farmer 5.50 3.43%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Daniel Terry 5.50 1.17%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Joe Davison 5.00 3.49%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Stefan Nash 5.00 2.62%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Josh Bryant 5.00 2.16%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Jamie Hewitt 4.50 2.03%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Anton Haji-Antoni 4.00 5.98%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Andrew Chinn 4.00 2.70%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Nick Ansell 3.50 5.98%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Joshua Hall 3.50 2.40%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Shaun Cudworth 3.00 2.97%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Rob Macer 3.00 1.17%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Duncan Berrington 2.50 2.64%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Joe Head 2.50 1.77%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Ross Ellenor 1.50 2.98%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Ryan Thompson 1.50 0.33%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Louie Bottali 1.50 -2.75%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Stu Miller 1.00 1.46%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Jack Scott 1.00 1.11%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Connor Todd 0.50 0.27%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 02 June

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 19:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 02 June

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 02 June

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 20:30
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 02 June

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    VS 21:00
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 09 June

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 09 June

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 09 June

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 09 June

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 19 May

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    10 - 7
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    15 - 12
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    11 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    15 - 16
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 12 May

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    7 - 16
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    8 - 13
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    7 - 11
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    16 - 8
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

  • Monday 28 April

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    6 - 16
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    13 - 7
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    12 - 13
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    10 - 12
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 14 April

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    12 - 13
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    14 - 8
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    18 - 7
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    9 - 3
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 07 April

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    11 - 7
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    2 - 14
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    9 - 15
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    15 - 18
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 31 March

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    22 - 10
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    7 - 19
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    16 - 11
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    12 - 10
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 24 March

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    10 - 9
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    14 - 17
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    10 - 12
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    9 - 11
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 17 March

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    16 - 8
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    13 - 8
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    6 - 9
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    14 - 11
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 10 March

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    6 - 17
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    13 - 12
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    9 - 8
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    10 - 17
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 03 March

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    9 - 7
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    13 - 13
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    11 - 15
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    24 - 4
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 24 February

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    2 - 8
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    6 - 11
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    7 - 11
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    3 - 8
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 17 February

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    7 - 14
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    15 - 7
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    11 - 9
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    10 - 8
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 02 June

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 09 June

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)