Margate (Group A)
Being a MAN v FAT footballer changed my life. It helped me lose weight I'd carried for years and keep it off! I now have the rewarding role coaching MAN v FAT Margate and supporting the many successes. I'd love to welcome more guys to do the same. It's either "one day" or day one - the best time to start is now.
Adam Ratcliffe, Coach, Margate (Group A)
Leaderboard
Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
14
11
22
2
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
14
10
20
3
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
14
9
19
4
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
14
8
16
5
BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
14
6
12
6
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
14
5
10
7
MK Donald's (Margate White)
14
3
7
8
Man Titty (Margate Purple)
14
3
6
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) | 14 | 11 | 0 | 3 | 201 | 125 | 76 | 22 |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | 14 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 161 | 134 | 27 | 20 |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 174 | 133 | 41 | 19 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 159 | 167 | -8 | 16 |
| BarbeQPR (Margate Green) | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 111 | 128 | -17 | 12 |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | 14 | 5 | 0 | 9 | 129 | 156 | -27 | 10 |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 138 | 166 | -28 | 7 |
| Man Titty (Margate Purple) | 14 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 105 | 169 | -64 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | 14 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 21 |
| Man Titty (Margate Purple) | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 75 | 51 | 24 | 18 |
| BarbeQPR (Margate Green) | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 58 | 35 | 23 | 18 |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | 14 | 9 | 0 | 5 | 71 | 63 | 8 | 18 |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 60 | 50 | 10 | 15 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 60 | 84 | -24 | 11 |
| Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 42 | 50 | -8 | 9 |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | 14 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 28 | 76 | -48 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 85 | 35 | 50 | 22 |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | 14 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 57 | 26 | 31 | 21 |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | 14 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 52 | 43 | 9 | 18 |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 52 | 36 | 16 | 16 |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | 14 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 54 | 39 | 15 | 16 |
| BarbeQPR (Margate Green) | 14 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 19 | 44 | -25 | 10 |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | 14 | 4 | 1 | 9 | 24 | 49 | -25 | 9 |
| Man Titty (Margate Purple) | 14 | 0 | 0 | 14 | -10 | 61 | -71 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | Raul Martinez | 18.00 | 0.82% |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | Terry Little | 18.00 | 0.76% |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | Phil Matthews | 14.00 | -2.06% |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | David Jarman | 13.50 | 7.34% |
| BarbeQPR (Margate Green) | Chris Allen | 13.00 | 4.26% |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | Bowen Goldhawk | 11.00 | 9.60% |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | Charlie Lane | 11.00 | 9.09% |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | Tim Williams | 11.00 | 7.51% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | Graham Cammish | 11.00 | 7.06% |
| BarbeQPR (Margate Green) | Graham Megrath | 10.50 | 7.78% |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | Rhys Goldhawk | 10.50 | 6.75% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | Simon Dannell | 9.00 | 3.92% |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | Kieron Donoghue | 8.50 | 5.37% |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | Michael Couchman | 8.00 | 5.92% |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | Christopher Morris | 8.00 | 4.82% |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | Calvin Mitchell | 7.50 | 4.26% |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | Bryan Allen | 6.50 | 6.94% |
| FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) | Martin Bellamy | 6.50 | 4.42% |
| Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) | Anton Haji-Antoni | 6.00 | 8.73% |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | Daniel Terry | 6.00 | 1.39% |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | Josh Bryant | 5.50 | 2.16% |
| Man Titty (Margate Purple) | Jake Farmer | 5.50 | 1.84% |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | Jamie Hewitt | 4.50 | 0.00% |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | Joe Davison | 4.00 | 1.32% |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | Nick Ansell | 3.50 | 4.06% |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | Joshua Hall | 3.50 | 1.35% |
| Man Titty (Margate Purple) | Shaun Cudworth | 3.00 | 1.61% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | Andrew Chinn | 3.00 | -1.70% |
| Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) | Duncan Berrington | 2.50 | 1.37% |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | Connor Todd | 2.00 | 0.27% |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | Louie Bottali | 1.50 | -4.42% |
| MK Donald's (Margate White) | Neil Keeley | 1.00 | 1.49% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | Stu Miller | 1.00 | 1.46% |
| Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) | Jack Scott | 1.00 | 1.11% |
| FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) | Ross Ellenor | 0.50 | -0.72% |
| BarbeQPR (Margate Green) | Ryan Thompson | 0.50 | -1.48% |
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Monday 09 June
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)6 - 9Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)10 - 12Man Titty (Margate Purple)Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)10 - 7Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)MK Donald's (Margate White)6 - 11BarbeQPR (Margate Green) -
Monday 02 June
BarbeQPR (Margate Green)6 - 5Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)9 - 11FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)4 - 6MK Donald's (Margate White)Man Titty (Margate Purple)10 - 11FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) -
Monday 19 May
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)10 - 7Man Titty (Margate Purple)FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)15 - 12Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)11 - 0BarbeQPR (Margate Green)MK Donald's (Margate White)15 - 16Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) -
Monday 12 May
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)7 - 16FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)BarbeQPR (Margate Green)8 - 13FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)Man Titty (Margate Purple)7 - 11MK Donald's (Margate White)Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)16 - 8Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) -
Monday 28 April
Man Titty (Margate Purple)6 - 16Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)13 - 7BarbeQPR (Margate Green)FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)12 - 13Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)MK Donald's (Margate White)10 - 12FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) -
Monday 14 April
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)12 - 13FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)14 - 8Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)18 - 7MK Donald's (Margate White)BarbeQPR (Margate Green)9 - 3Man Titty (Margate Purple) -
Monday 07 April
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)11 - 7BarbeQPR (Margate Green)Man Titty (Margate Purple)2 - 14Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)9 - 15FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)MK Donald's (Margate White)15 - 18FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) -
Monday 31 March
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)22 - 10FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)Man Titty (Margate Purple)7 - 19FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)16 - 11Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)BarbeQPR (Margate Green)12 - 10MK Donald's (Margate White) -
Monday 24 March
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)10 - 9BarbeQPR (Margate Green)FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)14 - 17Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)MK Donald's (Margate White)10 - 12Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)9 - 11Man Titty (Margate Purple) -
Monday 17 March
Man Titty (Margate Purple)16 - 8Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)13 - 8FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)BarbeQPR (Margate Green)6 - 9FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)14 - 11MK Donald's (Margate White) -
Monday 10 March
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)6 - 17Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)13 - 12BarbeQPR (Margate Green)MK Donald's (Margate White)9 - 8Man Titty (Margate Purple)Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)10 - 17Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) -
Monday 03 March
BarbeQPR (Margate Green)9 - 7Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)13 - 13MK Donald's (Margate White)Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)11 - 15FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)24 - 4Man Titty (Margate Purple) -
Monday 24 February
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)2 - 8Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)6 - 11FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)MK Donald's (Margate White)7 - 11Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)Man Titty (Margate Purple)3 - 8BarbeQPR (Margate Green) -
Monday 17 February
BarbeQPR (Margate Green)7 - 14Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)15 - 7Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)11 - 9Man Titty (Margate Purple)FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)10 - 8MK Donald's (Margate White)