Margate (Group A)

Monday | 19:30-22:00

Margate Football Club, Hartsdown Rd Margate, CT9 5QZ

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Being a MAN v FAT footballer changed my life. It helped me lose weight I'd carried for years and keep it off! I now have the rewarding role coaching MAN v FAT Margate and supporting the many successes. I'd love to welcome more guys to do the same. It's either "one day" or day one - the best time to start is now.

Adam Ratcliffe, Coach, Margate (Group A)

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
9
9
18
2
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
9
7
14
3
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
9
5
11
4
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
9
5
10
5
BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
9
4
8
6
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
9
2
4
7
Man Titty (Margate Purple)
9
2
4
8
MK Donald's (Margate White)
9
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 9 9 0 0 141 75 66 18
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 9 7 0 2 110 78 32 14
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 9 5 1 3 114 95 19 11
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 9 5 0 4 102 115 -13 10
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 9 4 0 5 79 80 -1 8
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 9 2 0 7 85 114 -29 4
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 9 2 0 7 63 111 -48 4
MK Donald's (Margate White) 9 1 1 7 90 116 -26 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 9 6 1 2 40 20 20 13
MK Donald's (Margate White) 9 6 1 2 49 35 14 13
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 9 6 0 3 33 19 14 12
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 9 6 0 3 45 36 9 12
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 9 6 0 3 36 27 9 12
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 9 2 1 6 19 29 -10 5
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 9 1 1 7 30 62 -32 3
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 9 1 0 8 24 48 -24 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) 9 9 0 0 69 19 50 18
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) 9 5 2 2 40 27 13 12
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) 9 5 1 3 41 24 17 11
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) 9 5 1 3 37 31 6 11
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) 9 4 1 4 19 27 -8 9
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) 9 3 1 5 28 33 -5 7
MK Donald's (Margate White) 9 2 0 7 18 43 -25 4
Man Titty (Margate Purple) 9 0 0 9 -3 45 -48 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Jamie Douglas 13.50 11.29%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Terry Little 12.00 1.40%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Raul Martinez 12.00 0.54%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) David Jarman 11.50 5.66%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Reece Kavanagh 10.50 7.32%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Keven Gabriel 10.00 0.71%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Phil Matthews 9.00 -0.23%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Bowen Goldhawk 8.50 7.41%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Graham Megrath 8.50 7.22%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Callum Beer 8.50 5.94%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Conor Steptoe 8.50 4.16%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Tim Williams 8.00 8.13%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Neil Hornus 8.00 7.07%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Charlie Lane 8.00 5.92%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Chris Allen 7.50 5.43%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Simon Dannell 6.50 3.70%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Stuart Lamb 6.00 8.92%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Christopher Morris 6.00 4.02%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Chris Beer 6.00 3.85%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Jake Farmer 5.50 5.39%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Kieron Donoghue 5.50 3.55%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Martin Bellamy 5.50 3.17%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Rhys Goldhawk 5.00 5.04%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Graham Cammish 5.00 4.88%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Joe Davison 5.00 4.45%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Michael Couchman 5.00 3.68%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Calvin Mitchell 5.00 3.55%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Daniel Aylett 5.00 2.84%
Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black) Connah Mount 5.00 2.04%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Josh Bryant 3.50 3.60%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Louie Bottali 3.50 2.63%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Jamie Hewitt 3.50 1.71%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Daniel Terry 3.50 1.02%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Nick Ansell 3.00 5.42%
MK Donald's (Margate White) Joshua Hall 3.00 2.50%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Rob Macer 3.00 2.02%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Stefan Nash 3.00 1.82%
FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange) Andrew Chinn 2.50 1.60%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Alex Allen 2.00 0.36%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Adam Bosher 1.50 2.36%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Ryan Thompson 1.50 0.33%
FC Fatcelona (Margate Red) Bryan Allen 1.00 2.22%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Shaun Cudworth 1.00 2.04%
BarbeQPR (Margate Green) Joe Head 1.00 1.66%
Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow) Jack Scott 1.00 1.11%
Man Titty (Margate Purple) Jonathan Deslandes 1.00 -0.19%
Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue) Duncan Berrington 0.50 1.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 28 April

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 28 April

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 28 April

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 20:30
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 28 April

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 21:00
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 12 May

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 19:30
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

  • Monday 12 May

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 12 May

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 12 May

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 19 May

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 19 May

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    VS 20:00
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 19 May

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 19 May

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 02 June

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    VS 19:30
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 02 June

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    VS 20:00
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 02 June

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    VS 20:30
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 02 June

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    VS 21:00
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 09 June

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    VS 19:30
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 09 June

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 09 June

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 09 June

    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 14 April

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    12 - 13
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    14 - 8
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    18 - 7
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    9 - 3
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 07 April

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    11 - 7
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    2 - 14
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    9 - 15
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    15 - 18
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)

  • Monday 31 March

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    22 - 10
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    7 - 19
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    16 - 11
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    12 - 10
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 24 March

    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    10 - 9
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    14 - 17
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    10 - 12
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    9 - 11
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 17 March

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    16 - 8
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    13 - 8
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    6 - 9
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    14 - 11
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 10 March

    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    6 - 17
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    13 - 12
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    9 - 8
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    10 - 17
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 03 March

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    9 - 7
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    13 - 13
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    11 - 15
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    24 - 4
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 24 February

    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    2 - 8
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    6 - 11
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    7 - 11
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    3 - 8
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)

  • Monday 17 February

    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    7 - 14
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    15 - 7
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    11 - 9
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    10 - 8
    MK Donald's (Margate White)

  • Monday 28 April

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)

  • Monday 12 May

    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)

  • Monday 19 May

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)

  • Monday 02 June

    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)
    0 - 0
    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    0 - 0
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    0 - 0
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)

  • Monday 09 June

    MK Donald's (Margate White)
    0 - 0
    BarbeQPR (Margate Green)
    Brioché Dortmund (Margate Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Black, Snack & Crack (Margate Black)
    FC Fatcelona (Margate Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Margate Purple)
    FC Bayern Bru (Margate Orange)
    0 - 0
    Uru(fat)guay (Margate Royal Blue)