Middlesbrough
Wednesday | 19:00-21:00
Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD
Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.
Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
4
4
8
2
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
4
3
6
3
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
4
2
4
4
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
4
1
2
5
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
4
1
2
6
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
4
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 45 | 22 | 23 | 8 |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 39 | 33 | 6 | 6 |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 37 | 34 | 3 | 4 |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 25 | 31 | -6 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 36 | -12 | 2 |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 23 | 37 | -14 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 11 | 8 |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 6 | -1 | 4 |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 4 |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 4 |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 2 |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 6 |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 6 |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 16 | 5 | 5 |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 4 |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 18 | -5 | 3 |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 18 | -12 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Chris Taggart | 6.50 | 5.88% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Robert Parker | 6.50 | 5.22% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Chris Topping | 6.50 | 3.23% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | John Leyshon | 6.00 | 6.55% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | john wood | 6.00 | 5.00% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Louis Shepherd | 5.50 | 5.22% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | John Hodgson | 5.50 | 4.61% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Nick McGloin | 5.00 | -2.56% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Jake Davies | 4.00 | 5.07% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Mark Blackmore | 4.00 | 1.30% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Malcolm Cook | 3.50 | 4.76% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Jay West | 3.50 | 4.73% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Jack Parkes | 3.50 | 3.56% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Owen West | 3.50 | 2.63% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | David Mohan | 3.50 | 2.09% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Mark Walker | 3.00 | 3.67% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Michael Spence | 3.00 | 3.24% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Steven Daniels | 3.00 | 3.08% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Leon Winnhill | 3.00 | -0.26% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Anthony Darton | 2.50 | 2.19% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Stephen Walker | 2.50 | 1.50% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Daniel Williams | 2.50 | 1.42% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Liam Smith | 2.50 | 1.16% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | sean Thompson | 2.50 | 1.15% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Mike Dean | 1.50 | 1.84% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Jake Ferguson | 1.50 | 0.53% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Kevin Gatenby | 1.00 | 1.82% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Darrell Frain | 1.00 | 1.48% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Connor Simpson | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Joe Penny | 1.00 | 0.82% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | James Ritchings | 1.00 | 0.56% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Chris Jones | 1.00 | 0.53% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Eddie Ndhlovu | 1.00 | 0.53% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Mark McNally | 1.00 | 0.19% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Richard Beasley | 0.50 | 1.43% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Graham Appleton | 0.50 | 1.37% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Jack Linton | 0.50 | 0.96% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Mark Bowman | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Danny Milner | 0.50 | 0.46% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Simon Robson | 0.50 | 0.38% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 09 April
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)VS 19:15Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) -
Wednesday 09 April
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)VS 19:45Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 09 April
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)VS 20:15Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) -
Wednesday 07 May
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)VS 19:15Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 07 May
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)VS 19:45Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) -
Wednesday 07 May
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)VS 20:15Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 05 March
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)16 - 11Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)10 - 12Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)4 - 5Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 09 April
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)0 - 0Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)0 - 0Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) -
Wednesday 07 May
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)0 - 0Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)0 - 0Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)0 - 0Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
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Wednesday 02 April
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)VS 19:15Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) -
Wednesday 02 April
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)VS 19:45Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) -
Wednesday 02 April
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)VS 20:15Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) -
Wednesday 16 April
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)VS 19:15Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) -
Wednesday 16 April
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)VS 19:45Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) -
Wednesday 16 April
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)VS 20:15Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) -
Wednesday 23 April
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)VS 19:15Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) -
Wednesday 23 April
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)VS 19:45Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 23 April
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)VS 20:15Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) -
Wednesday 30 April
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)VS 19:15Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) -
Wednesday 30 April
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)VS 19:45Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) -
Wednesday 30 April
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)VS 20:15Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) -
Wednesday 14 May
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)VS 19:15Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) -
Wednesday 14 May
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)VS 19:45Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) -
Wednesday 14 May
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)VS 20:15Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) -
Wednesday 21 May
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)VS 19:15Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 21 May
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)VS 19:45Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) -
Wednesday 21 May
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)VS 20:15Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 19 March
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)9 - 6Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)9 - 6Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)1 - 9Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 March
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)8 - 9Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)8 - 12Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)3 - 15Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) -
Wednesday 26 February
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)6 - 8Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)3 - 10Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)8 - 4Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) -
Wednesday 19 February
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)10 - 11Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)15 - 10Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)8 - 5Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 02 April
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)0 - 0Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) -
Wednesday 16 April
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)0 - 0Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)0 - 0Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) -
Wednesday 23 April
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)0 - 0Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)0 - 0Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) -
Wednesday 30 April
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)0 - 0Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)0 - 0Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) -
Wednesday 14 May
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)0 - 0Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)0 - 0Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) -
Wednesday 21 May
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)0 - 0Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)0 - 0Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)0 - 0Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)