Middlesbrough
Wednesday | 19:00-21:00
Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD
Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.
Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
7
7
14
2
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
7
4
8
3
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
7
3
6
4
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
7
3
6
5
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
7
3
6
6
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
7
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 83 | 35 | 48 | 14 |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 58 | 61 | -3 | 8 |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 56 | 54 | 2 | 6 |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 53 | 57 | -4 | 6 |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 48 | 56 | -8 | 6 |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 36 | 71 | -35 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 2 | 18 | 12 |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 8 |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 7 |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 6 |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 12 | -7 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 17 | -13 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 43 | 17 | 26 | 12 |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 25 | 27 | -2 | 9 |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 33 | 29 | 4 | 8 |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 31 | -8 | 7 |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 27 | 28 | -1 | 5 |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | 7 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 16 | 35 | -19 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Chris Taggart | 12.00 | 8.33% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | John Leyshon | 11.50 | 9.93% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Chris Topping | 11.50 | 6.45% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Nick McGloin | 9.00 | -1.79% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | john wood | 8.50 | 9.13% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Malcolm Cook | 8.50 | 5.22% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Robert Parker | 8.50 | 4.35% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Owen West | 8.00 | 1.91% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Mark Bowman | 6.50 | 2.09% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Louis Shepherd | 6.00 | 6.46% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | John Hodgson | 6.00 | 3.31% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | David Mohan | 6.00 | 1.76% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Mark Blackmore | 6.00 | 1.71% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Jay West | 5.50 | 7.04% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Jake Davies | 5.50 | 6.23% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Michael Spence | 5.00 | 4.10% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Liam Smith | 5.00 | 2.99% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Stephen Walker | 5.00 | 2.90% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Mike Dean | 4.00 | 3.79% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | James Ritchings | 3.50 | 3.05% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | sean Thompson | 3.50 | 1.67% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Daniel Williams | 3.50 | 0.55% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Anthony Darton | 3.00 | 1.72% |
| Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) | Connor Simpson | 3.00 | 1.28% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Graham Appleton | 2.50 | 3.79% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Joe Garrens | 2.50 | 3.67% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Dave Mac | 2.50 | 2.29% |
| Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) | Simon Robson | 2.50 | 1.98% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Kevin Gatenby | 2.50 | 1.41% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Chris Jones | 2.50 | 0.71% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Liam Booth | 2.00 | 0.46% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Eddie Ndhlovu | 2.00 | -0.11% |
| Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) | Mark Richards | 1.50 | 4.30% |
| Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) | Norman Mcmurray | 1.00 | 2.33% |
| Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) | Joe Penny | 1.00 | 0.66% |
| Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) | Kieran Summersgill | 1.00 | 0.48% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Wednesday 30 April
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)VS 19:15Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 30 April
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)VS 19:45Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) -
Wednesday 30 April
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)VS 20:15Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Wednesday 09 April
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)10 - 8Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)11 - 5Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)4 - 10Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) -
Wednesday 05 March
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)16 - 11Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)10 - 12Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)4 - 5Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 30 April
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)0 - 0Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)0 - 0Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)0 - 0Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Wednesday 23 April
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)5 - 4Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)7 - 11Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)12 - 2Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) -
Wednesday 16 April
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)3 - 11Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)1 - 11Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)6 - 9Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) -
Wednesday 02 April
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)15 - 8Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)9 - 6Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)11 - 10Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) -
Wednesday 19 March
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)9 - 6Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)9 - 6Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)1 - 9Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) -
Wednesday 12 March
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)8 - 9Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)8 - 12Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)3 - 15Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) -
Wednesday 26 February
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)6 - 8Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)3 - 10Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)8 - 4Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) -
Wednesday 19 February
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)10 - 11Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)15 - 10Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)8 - 5Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)