Middlesbrough

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Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
7
7
14
2
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
7
4
8
3
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
7
3
6
4
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
7
3
6
5
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
7
3
6
6
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
7
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) 7 7 0 0 83 35 48 14
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) 7 4 0 3 58 61 -3 8
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) 7 3 0 4 56 54 2 6
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) 7 3 0 4 53 57 -4 6
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) 7 3 0 4 48 56 -8 6
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) 7 1 0 6 36 71 -35 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) 7 6 0 1 20 2 18 12
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) 7 4 0 3 8 10 -2 8
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) 7 3 1 3 10 6 4 7
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) 7 3 0 4 6 6 0 6
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) 7 2 1 4 5 12 -7 5
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) 7 2 0 5 4 17 -13 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) 7 6 0 1 43 17 26 12
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) 7 4 1 2 25 27 -2 9
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) 7 4 0 3 33 29 4 8
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) 7 3 1 3 23 31 -8 7
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) 7 2 1 4 27 28 -1 5
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) 7 0 1 6 16 35 -19 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Chris Taggart 12.00 8.33%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) John Leyshon 11.50 9.93%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Chris Topping 11.50 6.45%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Nick McGloin 9.00 -1.79%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) john wood 8.50 9.13%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Malcolm Cook 8.50 5.22%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Robert Parker 8.50 4.35%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Owen West 8.00 1.91%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Mark Bowman 6.50 2.09%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Louis Shepherd 6.00 6.46%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) John Hodgson 6.00 3.31%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) David Mohan 6.00 1.76%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Mark Blackmore 6.00 1.71%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Jay West 5.50 7.04%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Jake Davies 5.50 6.23%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Michael Spence 5.00 4.10%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Liam Smith 5.00 2.99%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Stephen Walker 5.00 2.90%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Mike Dean 4.00 3.79%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) James Ritchings 3.50 3.05%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) sean Thompson 3.50 1.67%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Daniel Williams 3.50 0.55%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Anthony Darton 3.00 1.72%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Connor Simpson 3.00 1.28%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Graham Appleton 2.50 3.79%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Joe Garrens 2.50 3.67%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Dave Mac 2.50 2.29%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Simon Robson 2.50 1.98%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Kevin Gatenby 2.50 1.41%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Chris Jones 2.50 0.71%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Liam Booth 2.00 0.46%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Eddie Ndhlovu 2.00 -0.11%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Mark Richards 1.50 4.30%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Norman Mcmurray 1.00 2.33%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Joe Penny 1.00 0.66%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Kieran Summersgill 1.00 0.48%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 30 April

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    VS 19:15
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    VS 19:45
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    VS 20:15
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    10 - 8
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    11 - 5
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    4 - 10
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
  • Wednesday 05 March

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    16 - 11
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    10 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    4 - 5
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    0 - 0
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 23 April

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    5 - 4
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    7 - 11
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    12 - 2
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    3 - 11
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    1 - 11
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    6 - 9
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    15 - 8
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    9 - 6
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    11 - 10
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
  • Wednesday 19 March

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    9 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    9 - 6
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    1 - 9
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 12 March

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    8 - 9
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    8 - 12
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    3 - 15
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 February

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    6 - 8
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    3 - 10
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    8 - 4
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    10 - 11
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    15 - 10
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    8 - 5
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)