Middlesbrough

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Middlesbrough College, Dock Street Middlesbrough, TS2 1AD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Middlesbrough. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Middlesbrough coach believing in progress over perfection.

Steven Aithwaite, Coach, Middlesbrough

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
4
4
8
2
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
4
3
6
3
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
4
2
4
4
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
4
1
2
5
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
4
1
2
6
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
4
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) 4 4 0 0 45 22 23 8
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) 4 3 0 1 39 33 6 6
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) 4 2 0 2 37 34 3 4
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) 4 1 0 3 25 31 -6 2
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) 4 1 0 3 24 36 -12 2
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) 4 1 0 3 23 37 -14 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) 4 4 0 0 13 2 11 8
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) 4 2 0 2 5 6 -1 4
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) 4 2 0 2 7 8 -1 4
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) 4 2 0 2 5 7 -2 4
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) 4 1 0 3 5 7 -2 2
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) 4 1 0 3 1 6 -5 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) 4 3 0 1 20 10 10 6
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) 4 3 0 1 22 16 6 6
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) 4 2 1 1 21 16 5 5
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) 4 2 0 2 9 13 -4 4
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) 4 1 1 2 13 18 -5 3
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) 4 0 0 4 6 18 -12 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Chris Taggart 6.50 5.88%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Robert Parker 6.50 5.22%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Chris Topping 6.50 3.23%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) John Leyshon 6.00 6.55%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) john wood 6.00 5.00%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Louis Shepherd 5.50 5.22%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) John Hodgson 5.50 4.61%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Nick McGloin 5.00 -2.56%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Jake Davies 4.00 5.07%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Mark Blackmore 4.00 1.30%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Malcolm Cook 3.50 4.76%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Jay West 3.50 4.73%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Jack Parkes 3.50 3.56%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Owen West 3.50 2.63%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) David Mohan 3.50 2.09%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Mark Walker 3.00 3.67%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Michael Spence 3.00 3.24%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Steven Daniels 3.00 3.08%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Leon Winnhill 3.00 -0.26%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Anthony Darton 2.50 2.19%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Stephen Walker 2.50 1.50%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Daniel Williams 2.50 1.42%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Liam Smith 2.50 1.16%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) sean Thompson 2.50 1.15%
Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens) Mike Dean 1.50 1.84%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Jake Ferguson 1.50 0.53%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Kevin Gatenby 1.00 1.82%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Darrell Frain 1.00 1.48%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Connor Simpson 1.00 0.89%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Joe Penny 1.00 0.82%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) James Ritchings 1.00 0.56%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Chris Jones 1.00 0.53%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Eddie Ndhlovu 1.00 0.53%
Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds) Mark McNally 1.00 0.19%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Richard Beasley 0.50 1.43%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Graham Appleton 0.50 1.37%
Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black) Jack Linton 0.50 0.96%
Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue) Mark Bowman 0.50 0.93%
Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites) Danny Milner 0.50 0.46%
Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow) Simon Robson 0.50 0.38%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 09 April

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    VS 19:15
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    VS 19:45
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    VS 20:15
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
  • Wednesday 07 May

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    VS 19:15
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 07 May

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    VS 19:45
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
  • Wednesday 07 May

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    VS 20:15
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 05 March

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    16 - 11
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    10 - 12
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    4 - 5
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 09 April

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    0 - 0
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
  • Wednesday 07 May

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    0 - 0
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)

 

  • Wednesday 02 April

    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    VS 19:15
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    VS 19:45
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    VS 19:15
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    VS 19:45
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    VS 20:15
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    VS 19:15
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    VS 19:45
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    VS 20:15
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    VS 19:15
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    VS 19:45
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    VS 20:15
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
  • Wednesday 14 May

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    VS 19:15
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
  • Wednesday 14 May

    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    VS 19:45
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
  • Wednesday 14 May

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    VS 20:15
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
  • Wednesday 21 May

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    VS 19:15
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 21 May

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    VS 19:45
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
  • Wednesday 21 May

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    VS 20:15
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 19 March

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    9 - 6
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    9 - 6
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    1 - 9
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 12 March

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    8 - 9
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    8 - 12
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    3 - 15
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
  • Wednesday 26 February

    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    6 - 8
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    3 - 10
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    8 - 4
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
  • Wednesday 19 February

    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    10 - 11
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    15 - 10
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    8 - 5
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
  • Wednesday 02 April

    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
  • Wednesday 16 April

    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
  • Wednesday 23 April

    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    0 - 0
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
  • Wednesday 30 April

    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
  • Wednesday 14 May

    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)
    0 - 0
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
  • Wednesday 21 May

    Borussia Munching Fat Lads (Middlesbrough Greens)
    0 - 0
    Sweden Sour Chicken (Middlesbrough Yellow)
    Ivory Toast (Middlesbrough Whites)
    0 - 0
    Kebaberdeen (Middlesbrough Black)
    Man Titty (Middlesbrough Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Leicester City (Middlesbrough Reds)