Paisley

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Powerleague Paisley, Anchor Grounds, Blackhall St Paisley, PA1 1TD

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Weigh together, and play together on Wednesdays no matter what your ability... We have a great, supportive bunch of lads, and being on the Man v Fat journey myself. I can assure you it's the most fun and supportive way for men to shed weight without feeling embarrassed.

Kenny Noble, Coach, Paisley

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
3
2
5
2
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
3
2
4
3
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
3
2
4
4
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
3
1
2
5
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
3
1
2
6
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
3
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) 3 2 1 0 57 44 13 5
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) 3 2 0 1 52 47 5 4
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) 3 2 0 1 50 47 3 4
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) 3 1 0 2 44 48 -4 2
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) 3 1 0 2 43 53 -10 2
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) 3 0 1 2 39 46 -7 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) 3 2 0 1 13 8 5 4
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) 3 2 0 1 11 10 1 4
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) 3 2 0 1 8 10 -2 4
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) 3 1 0 2 16 13 3 2
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) 3 1 0 2 13 15 -2 2
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) 3 1 0 2 11 16 -5 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) 3 2 1 0 10 3 7 5
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) 3 2 0 1 11 2 9 4
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) 3 2 0 1 11 10 1 4
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) 3 1 1 1 2 3 -1 3
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) 3 0 2 1 3 9 -6 2
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) 3 0 0 3 1 11 -10 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Nathan Richford 8.50 2.76%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Joe McGhee 5.50 2.00%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Gavin Glover 4.00 2.15%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Reiss Munro 4.00 1.58%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Sam Cooke 3.00 6.89%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Graham Cooke 3.00 2.14%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Thomas Perry 3.00 2.09%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Jamie Cavan 2.50 3.40%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Craig Elliott 2.50 1.97%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Jim Hallan 2.50 1.54%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Andrew Murray 2.50 1.28%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Callum Macdonald 2.50 0.45%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Ross Stewart 2.00 0.87%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Gavin Gemmell 1.50 0.51%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Jamie Gilchrist 1.00 4.48%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Paul Gavienas 1.00 2.70%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Drew Queen 1.00 1.78%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Paul Tudor 1.00 1.56%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Logan Larkin 1.00 1.22%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Dylan Hainey 1.00 1.09%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Mark Campbell 1.00 0.90%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Rhys Barlow 1.00 0.81%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Stuart Warren 1.00 0.52%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Graham Nicholls 1.00 0.48%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) William McPhee 0.50 1.42%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Ewen Maccoll 0.50 1.30%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Kyle Donnelly 0.50 0.90%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Scot Duffy 0.50 0.32%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) James Love 0.50 0.27%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Jamie Birnie 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    VS 19:30
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    VS 20:30
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    VS 20:00
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    VS 20:30
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    17 - 24
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    15 - 25
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    16 - 20
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 07 January

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

 

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    VS 20:00
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    VS 20:30
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    VS 19:30
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    VS 20:00
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    VS 20:30
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 03 December

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    VS 19:30
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

  • Wednesday 03 December

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    VS 20:00
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 03 December

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    VS 20:30
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    VS 19:30
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    VS 20:30
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    VS 19:30
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    VS 20:00
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    VS 20:30
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    VS 19:30
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    VS 20:00
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    VS 20:30
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

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  • Wednesday 05 November

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    13 - 17
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    18 - 18
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    23 - 19
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

  • Wednesday 22 October

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    18 - 20
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    13 - 17
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    21 - 16
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    11 - 14
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    10 - 18
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    11 - 8
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 03 December

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)

  • Wednesday 14 January

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)