Paisley

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Powerleague Paisley, Anchor Grounds, Blackhall St Paisley, PA1 1TD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Paisley. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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Weigh together, and play together on Wednesdays no matter what your ability... We have a great, supportive bunch of lads, and being on the Man v Fat journey myself. I can assure you it's the most fun and supportive way for men to shed weight without feeling embarrassed.

Darren Gorman, Coach, Paisley

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
9
7
14
2
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
9
6
13
3
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
9
5
10
4
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
9
3
6
5
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
9
3
6
6
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
9
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) 9 7 0 2 166 125 41 14
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) 9 6 1 2 158 127 31 13
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) 9 5 0 4 135 126 9 10
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) 9 3 0 6 111 133 -22 6
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) 9 3 0 6 117 149 -32 6
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) 9 2 1 6 115 142 -27 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) 9 7 0 2 44 37 7 14
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) 9 6 0 3 54 35 19 12
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) 9 5 0 4 35 30 5 10
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) 9 4 0 5 31 35 -4 8
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) 9 3 1 5 30 42 -12 7
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) 9 1 1 7 36 51 -15 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) 9 6 1 2 31 25 6 13
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) 9 4 2 3 28 16 12 10
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) 9 4 2 3 24 19 5 10
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) 9 4 0 5 10 15 -5 8
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) 9 3 1 5 12 17 -5 7
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) 9 3 0 6 8 21 -13 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Sam Cooke 11.50 12.97%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Jamie Cavan 9.00 7.76%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Jamie Gilchrist 8.50 7.76%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Reiss Munro 8.50 4.26%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Nathan Richford 8.50 -2.53%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Joe McGhee 8.00 2.57%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Gavin Glover 8.00 1.38%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Rhys Barlow 8.00 0.63%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Graham Nicholls 8.00 -0.72%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Craig Elliott 6.00 0.87%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Thomas Perry 5.50 2.57%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) William McPhee 5.00 13.48%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Stephen Dunn 5.00 3.10%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Logan Larkin 5.00 2.22%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Gavin Gemmell 5.00 -0.41%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Graham Cooke 5.00 -1.82%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Kyle Donnelly 4.50 0.70%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Greg Paterson 4.50 0.00%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Jim Hallan 4.50 -0.12%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Dylan Hainey 4.50 -0.31%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Ross Stewart 4.50 -0.95%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Callum Macdonald 4.50 -1.73%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Paul Tudor 4.00 -1.65%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Jamie Birnie 3.50 -0.29%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Andrew Murray 3.50 -1.70%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13) Drew Queen 3.00 -1.78%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Ian Mort 2.50 0.19%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) James Love 2.50 -0.45%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Ewen Maccoll 2.50 -0.90%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Darren Gorman 2.00 -2.00%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Scot Duffy 2.00 -2.68%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13) Joe Lydon 2.00 -2.74%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Dale Stevenson 2.00 -3.16%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) john barlow 2.00 -3.95%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Jack Ferguson 2.00 -4.79%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Alistair Harkness 1.50 -7.66%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Paul Gavienas 1.00 2.70%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Martin Hamilton 1.00 2.33%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Derek Taylor 1.00 0.50%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13) Daryll McVey 1.00 -2.98%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S13) Simon Darkin 1.00 -5.16%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13) Stuart Dawson 0.50 -0.54%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13) Sandy Maclarty 0.50 -5.12%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 07 January

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    8 - 4
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    6 - 16
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    10 - 12
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 26 November

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    8 - 25
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    13 - 8
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    10 - 21
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)

  • Wednesday 29 October

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    17 - 24
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    15 - 25
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    16 - 20
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

 

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    VS 19:30
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    VS 20:00
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    VS 20:30
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 14 January

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    28 - 14
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    15 - 10
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    16 - 18
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 17 December

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    8 - 18
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    9 - 12
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    8 - 19
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 10 December

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    10 - 3
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    15 - 8
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    5 - 15
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 03 December

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    15 - 9
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    19 - 12
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    17 - 18
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)

  • Wednesday 19 November

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    17 - 20
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    21 - 18
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    13 - 22
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)

  • Wednesday 12 November

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    16 - 22
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    8 - 12
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    12 - 15
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 05 November

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    13 - 17
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    18 - 18
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    23 - 19
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)

  • Wednesday 22 October

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    18 - 20
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    13 - 17
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    21 - 16
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)

  • Wednesday 15 October

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)
    11 - 14
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    10 - 18
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    11 - 8
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)

  • Wednesday 21 January

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S13)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S13)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S13)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S13)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S13)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S13)