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Powerleague Paisley, Anchor Grounds, Blackhall St Paisley, PA1 1TD

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Weigh together, and play together on Wednesdays no matter what your ability... We have a great, supportive bunch of lads, and being on the Man v Fat journey myself. I can assure you it's the most fun and supportive way for men to shed weight without feeling embarrassed.

Kenny Noble, Coach, Paisley

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Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
2
2
4
2
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
2
2
4
3
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
2
1
2
4
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
2
1
2
5
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
2
0
0
6
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) 2 2 0 0 42 29 13 4
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) 2 2 0 0 29 26 3 4
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) 2 1 0 1 28 31 -3 2
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) 2 1 0 1 28 32 -4 2
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) 2 0 0 2 24 28 -4 0
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) 2 0 0 2 23 28 -5 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) 2 2 0 0 19 6 13 4
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) 2 1 1 0 7 5 2 3
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 2
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) 2 1 0 1 6 13 -7 2
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) 2 0 1 1 5 9 -4 1
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) 2 0 0 2 4 8 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) 2 2 0 0 10 3 7 4
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) 2 0 2 0 6 6 0 2
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) 2 1 0 1 5 5 0 2
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) 2 1 0 1 6 10 -4 2
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) 2 0 1 1 6 7 -1 1
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) 2 0 1 1 2 4 -2 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) Paul Tudor 4.00 4.41%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) Daryll McVey 4.00 3.19%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) Darren Gorman 4.00 2.61%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) Nathan Richford 3.50 7.16%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) Ian Russell 2.00 2.63%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) Tom McConnell 1.00 3.72%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) Marco Massey 1.00 2.82%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) Matthew Kelly 1.00 2.39%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) Gavin Glover 1.00 2.25%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) Thomas Perry 1.00 2.17%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) Sam Cooke 1.00 2.07%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) Drew Porter 1.00 1.84%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) Ross Stewart 1.00 1.54%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) Kyle Anderson 1.00 1.20%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) Dylan Hainey 1.00 1.18%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) William McPhee 1.00 0.82%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) Stuart Warren 0.50 3.83%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) Simon Darkin 0.50 2.31%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) john barlow 0.50 1.54%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) Sean Smith 0.50 1.34%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) Scot Duffy 0.50 1.16%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) Ewen Maccoll 0.50 1.01%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) Greg Paterson 0.50 0.89%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) Jack Ferguson 0.50 0.89%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) Graham Nicholls 0.50 0.71%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) Craig Lowe 0.50 0.65%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) Russell Kerr 0.50 0.55%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) Jim Hallan 0.50 0.45%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) Kyle Donnelly 0.50 0.39%
Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12) Alex Selley 0.50 0.32%
The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12) Drew Queen 0.50 0.30%
Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12) David McKay 0.50 0.18%
Los Blankos (Paisley White S12) Dale Stevenson 0.50 0.11%
Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12) Mark Campbell 0.50 0.10%
Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12) Jamie Birnie 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    VS 19:30
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    VS 20:00
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    VS 20:30
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    VS 19:30
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    VS 20:00
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    VS 20:30
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    VS 19:30
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    VS 20:00
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    VS 20:30
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Wednesday 23 July

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)

  • Wednesday 20 August

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)

  • Wednesday 17 September

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)

 

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    VS 19:30
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    VS 20:00
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    VS 20:30
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    VS 19:30
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    VS 20:00
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    VS 20:30
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    VS 19:30
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    VS 20:00
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    VS 20:30
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 27 August

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    VS 19:30
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 27 August

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    VS 20:30
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    VS 19:30
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    VS 20:00
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    VS 20:30
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    VS 20:00
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    VS 20:30
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    VS 20:00
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    VS 20:30
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Wednesday 16 July

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    13 - 14
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    14 - 22
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    11 - 13
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 09 July

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    15 - 20
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    15 - 13
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    10 - 14
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)

  • Wednesday 30 July

    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 06 August

    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)

  • Wednesday 13 August

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)

  • Wednesday 27 August

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)

  • Wednesday 03 September

    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    0 - 0
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    0 - 0
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)

  • Wednesday 10 September

    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    0 - 0
    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)

  • Wednesday 24 September

    Los Blankos (Paisley White S12)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen (Paisley Blue S12)
    The Slim Reapers (Paisley Green S12)
    0 - 0
    Hammer Time Utd (Paisley Red S12)
    Lemon Dribble Cake (Paisley Yellow S12)
    0 - 0
    Bourissia Moobs & Backfat (Paisley Black S12)