Poole
MAN v FAT Football is a game changer! They say 90% of men lose weight … and they do! MvF helped me to shed 30kg, (25% of my body weight), whilst playing the sport I love. Now I have the honour of helping others to do the same! We are all about long term sustainable changes and healthy choices that improve your waist and your health. We at MAN v FAT Poole pride ourselves on our sense or community and camaraderie. We compete and play the beautiful game on possibly one of the finest surfaces in the county. So why not come and join us, there’s nothing to lose except your waistline!
Dan LLoyd, Coach, Poole
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Poole Black 25
2
1
3
2
Poole Green Team 25
2
1
3
3
Poole Red Team 25
2
1
2
4
Poole Yellow 25
2
1
2
5
Poole White Team 25
2
1
2
6
Poole Blue Team
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Black 25 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
| Poole Green Team 25 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 3 |
| Poole Red Team 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 2 |
| Poole Yellow 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
| Poole White Team 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 2 |
| Poole Blue Team | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 17 | -10 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Black 25 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 4 |
| Poole Red Team 25 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 4 |
| Poole Green Team 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
| Poole Yellow 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -1 | 2 |
| Poole White Team 25 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | -3 | 0 |
| Poole Blue Team | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Poole Black 25 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| Poole Yellow 25 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
| Poole White Team 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| Poole Green Team 25 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| Poole Red Team 25 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 2 |
| Poole Blue Team | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Poole White Team 25 | Martyn Smith | 8.50 | 4.47% |
| Poole Green Team 25 | Nick Figg | 5.50 | 4.17% |
| Poole Black 25 | David Robson | 4.00 | 1.41% |
| Poole Red Team 25 | Chris Price | 3.50 | 3.04% |
| Poole Yellow 25 | Shane Finch | 2.50 | 4.32% |
| Poole Red Team 25 | Jordan Bateson | 2.50 | 2.53% |
| Poole White Team 25 | Jay Earl | 2.50 | 1.78% |
| Poole Green Team 25 | James Green | 2.50 | 1.38% |
| Poole Black 25 | Charlie Taylor-Rees | 1.00 | 3.36% |
| Poole Red Team 25 | Philip Rodrigues | 1.00 | 3.21% |
| Poole Red Team 25 | Leon Gardiner | 1.00 | 2.99% |
| Poole Red Team 25 | Ian Zumbuhl | 1.00 | 1.93% |
| Poole Yellow 25 | Farley Baker | 1.00 | 1.65% |
| Poole Yellow 25 | Tony Darby | 1.00 | 1.40% |
| Poole Yellow 25 | Matthew Sheehan | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Poole Red Team 25 | Dean Williams | 1.00 | 0.86% |
| Poole Green Team 25 | Daniel Hawkins | 1.00 | 0.71% |
| Poole Black 25 | James Jackson | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Poole Blue Team | Daniel Keets | 1.00 | 0.36% |
| Poole Blue Team | James Hennessy | 1.00 | 0.12% |
| Poole White Team 25 | Charlie Cheeseman | 0.50 | 1.74% |
| Poole Green Team 25 | William Gasper | 0.50 | 1.64% |
| Poole Black 25 | Rob Allsopp | 0.50 | 1.22% |
| Poole Blue Team | Kyle Webster | 0.50 | 1.06% |
| Poole Black 25 | Matt Whitcher | 0.50 | 0.49% |
| Poole Yellow 25 | Carl Cahill | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Poole Green Team 25 | Ian Downer | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Poole White Team 25 | Stuart Heavens | 0.50 | 0.09% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Monday 05 January
Poole Yellow 25VS 20:30Poole White Team 25 -
Monday 05 January
Poole Green Team 25VS 21:00Poole Black 25 -
Monday 05 January
Poole Red Team 25VS 21:30Poole Blue Team -
Monday 02 February
Poole Blue TeamVS 20:30Poole Black 25 -
Monday 02 February
Poole Red Team 25VS 21:00Poole White Team 25 -
Monday 02 February
Poole Yellow 25VS 21:30Poole Green Team 25
Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 24 November
Poole Green Team 2511 - 4Poole White Team 25Poole Yellow 259 - -2Poole Blue TeamPoole Red Team 258 - 2Poole Black 25 -
Monday 05 January
Poole Yellow 250 - 0Poole White Team 25Poole Green Team 250 - 0Poole Black 25Poole Red Team 250 - 0Poole Blue Team -
Monday 02 February
Poole Blue Team0 - 0Poole Black 25Poole Red Team 250 - 0Poole White Team 25Poole Yellow 250 - 0Poole Green Team 25
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Monday 01 December
Poole Blue TeamVS 20:30Poole Green Team 25 -
Monday 01 December
Poole Black 25VS 21:00Poole White Team 25 -
Monday 01 December
Poole Red Team 25VS 21:30Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 08 December
Poole Yellow 25VS 20:30Poole Black 25 -
Monday 08 December
Poole Green Team 25VS 21:00Poole Red Team 25 -
Monday 08 December
Poole White Team 25VS 21:30Poole Blue Team -
Monday 15 December
Poole Black 25VS 20:30Poole Blue Team -
Monday 15 December
Poole White Team 25VS 21:00Poole Red Team 25 -
Monday 15 December
Poole Green Team 25VS 21:30Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 12 January
Poole Black 25VS 20:30Poole Red Team 25 -
Monday 12 January
Poole Blue TeamVS 21:00Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 12 January
Poole White Team 25VS 21:30Poole Green Team 25 -
Monday 19 January
Poole Green Team 25VS 20:30Poole Blue Team -
Monday 19 January
Poole White Team 25VS 21:00Poole Black 25 -
Monday 19 January
Poole Yellow 25VS 21:30Poole Red Team 25 -
Monday 26 January
Poole Black 25VS 20:30Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 26 January
Poole Red Team 25VS 21:00Poole Green Team 25 -
Monday 26 January
Poole Blue TeamVS 21:30Poole White Team 25 -
Monday 09 February
Poole White Team 25VS 20:30Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 09 February
Poole Black 25VS 21:00Poole Green Team 25 -
Monday 09 February
Poole Blue TeamVS 21:30Poole Red Team 25 -
Monday 16 February
Poole Red Team 25VS 20:30Poole Black 25 -
Monday 16 February
Poole Yellow 25VS 21:00Poole Blue Team -
Monday 16 February
Poole Green Team 25VS 21:30Poole White Team 25
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 17 November
Poole Blue Team3 - 8Poole Red Team 25Poole Black 254 - 4Poole Green Team 25Poole White Team 252 - 7Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 10 November
Poole Yellow 255 - 8Poole Green Team 25Poole Red Team 256 - 8Poole White Team 25Poole Blue Team4 - 9Poole Black 25 -
Monday 01 December
Poole Blue Team0 - 0Poole Green Team 25Poole Black 250 - 0Poole White Team 25Poole Red Team 250 - 0Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 08 December
Poole Yellow 250 - 0Poole Black 25Poole Green Team 250 - 0Poole Red Team 25Poole White Team 250 - 0Poole Blue Team -
Monday 15 December
Poole Black 250 - 0Poole Blue TeamPoole White Team 250 - 0Poole Red Team 25Poole Green Team 250 - 0Poole Yellow 25 -
Monday 12 January
Poole Black 250 - 0Poole Red Team 25Poole Blue Team0 - 0Poole Yellow 25Poole White Team 250 - 0Poole Green Team 25 -
Monday 19 January
Poole Green Team 250 - 0Poole Blue TeamPoole White Team 250 - 0Poole Black 25Poole Yellow 250 - 0Poole Red Team 25 -
Monday 26 January
Poole Black 250 - 0Poole Yellow 25Poole Red Team 250 - 0Poole Green Team 25Poole Blue Team0 - 0Poole White Team 25 -
Monday 09 February
Poole White Team 250 - 0Poole Yellow 25Poole Black 250 - 0Poole Green Team 25Poole Blue Team0 - 0Poole Red Team 25 -
Monday 16 February
Poole Red Team 250 - 0Poole Black 25Poole Yellow 250 - 0Poole Blue TeamPoole Green Team 250 - 0Poole White Team 25