Rochdale

Monday | 19:30-21:30

Cardinal Langley RC High School, Rochdale Road, Middleton Rochdale, M24 2GL

Welcome to MAN v FAT Rochdale. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

View Map

Monday night is game night, we weigh together, we play together! This is the mantra at MAN v FAT Rochdale and each team really rallies together to support and motivate each other to reach their weight loss goals. MAN v FAT Rochdale is about changing your lifestyle for the better and I see this every week when players can’t wait to tell me about their week and what they have done in creating those healthier habits come and try it for yourself and join the club.

Roman Conrad, Coach, Rochdale

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
6
6
12
2
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
6
5
10
3
Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
6
4
8
4
Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
6
3
6
5
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
6
3
6
6
Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
6
2
4
7
The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
6
1
2
8
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
6
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) 6 6 0 0 131 41 90 12
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) 6 5 0 1 84 42 42 10
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) 6 4 0 2 83 43 40 8
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) 6 3 0 3 55 69 -14 6
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) 6 3 0 3 47 69 -22 6
Borussia MünchingFatBlacks 6 2 0 4 41 62 -21 4
The Incredible Bulks (Green Team) 6 1 0 5 31 83 -52 2
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team) 6 0 0 6 22 85 -63 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) 6 5 1 0 16 5 11 11
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) 6 3 2 1 15 9 6 8
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) 6 3 1 2 20 10 10 7
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) 6 2 3 1 8 7 1 7
Borussia MünchingFatBlacks 6 3 0 3 15 14 1 6
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) 6 1 2 3 6 11 -5 4
The Incredible Bulks (Green Team) 6 2 0 4 13 20 -7 4
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team) 6 0 1 5 5 22 -17 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) 6 6 0 0 48 2 46 12
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) 6 5 0 1 16 1 15 10
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) 6 4 1 1 28 4 24 9
The Incredible Bulks (Green Team) 6 2 1 3 -5 21 -26 5
Borussia MünchingFatBlacks 6 2 0 4 -4 12 -16 4
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) 6 1 1 4 6 16 -10 3
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) 6 1 1 4 2 17 -15 3
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team) 6 0 2 4 -5 13 -18 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Oliver Bryan 11.00 9.13%
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) Lewis Carney 10.00 15.04%
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) Todd Payne 6.50 6.33%
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) Robert Healey 6.00 4.89%
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Ant Bromley 6.00 3.44%
The Incredible Bulks (Green Team) Gamma Tembo 6.00 1.69%
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) Niall Barnes 6.00 0.48%
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) James Wight 6.00 0.26%
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) Matthew Collins 5.50 3.45%
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) Matt Jones 5.50 1.83%
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Luke Pelling 3.50 5.39%
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) Dominic Kay 3.50 1.47%
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Thomas Nixon 3.00 4.73%
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) Maz Rafiq 3.00 4.63%
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) Aaron Houston 3.00 3.06%
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) William Hawthorne 3.00 2.13%
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) Daniel Wylie 3.00 0.47%
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) Thomas Smith 2.50 3.02%
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) Adam Abraham 2.50 2.95%
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) Christopher Scholes 2.50 0.71%
Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange) Waqar Hussain 2.00 1.87%
Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple) David Holgate 2.00 -0.97%
The Incredible Bulks (Green Team) John McDonald 1.00 1.71%
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) Jack Cowsill 1.00 1.69%
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Jonathan Nesbitt 1.00 1.14%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team) Danny Winton 1.00 0.85%
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Shane Feeney 1.00 0.71%
Borussia MünchingFatBlacks Ben Riley 1.00 0.70%
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Mark Madders 1.00 0.41%
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) David Cryer 1.00 0.18%
Borussia MünchingFatBlacks Andrew Cochrane 1.00 0.10%
Borussia MünchingFatBlacks Gabe Gibson 0.50 1.93%
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) Chris Parker 0.50 1.10%
Fatzio FC (Blue Team) Muhibur Rahman 0.50 0.73%
Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team) Mark Dunne 0.50 0.59%
Well Fed Devils (Red Team) Jonathan Wild 0.50 0.08%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 16 June

    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    VS 19:30
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)

  • Monday 16 June

    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)

  • Monday 16 June

    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)

  • Monday 16 June

    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks

  • Monday 23 June

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks

  • Monday 23 June

    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)

  • Monday 23 June

    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)

  • Monday 23 June

    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    VS 21:00
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)

  • Monday 30 June

    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    VS 19:30
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)

  • Monday 30 June

    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)

  • Monday 30 June

    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    VS 20:30
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)

  • Monday 30 June

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks

  • Monday 07 July

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)

  • Monday 07 July

    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)

  • Monday 07 July

    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    VS 20:30
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)

  • Monday 07 July

    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    VS 21:00
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)

  • Monday 14 July

    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)

  • Monday 14 July

    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    VS 20:00
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)

  • Monday 14 July

    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks

  • Monday 14 July

    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    VS 21:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)

  • Monday 21 July

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)

  • Monday 21 July

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    VS 20:00
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)

  • Monday 21 July

    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    VS 20:30
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)

  • Monday 21 July

    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)

  • Monday 28 July

    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks

  • Monday 28 July

    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    VS 20:00
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)

  • Monday 28 July

    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)

  • Monday 28 July

    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    VS 21:00
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)

  • Monday 04 August

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    VS 19:30
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)

  • Monday 04 August

    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    VS 20:00
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)

  • Monday 04 August

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    VS 20:30
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)

  • Monday 04 August

    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    VS 21:00
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 09 June

    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    13 - 4
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    0 - 24
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    12 - 1
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    5 - 8
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)

  • Monday 02 June

    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    7 - 13
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    16 - 5
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    5 - 3
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    11 - 18
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)

  • Monday 19 May

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    -1 - 15
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    9 - 3
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    13 - 1
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    9 - 19
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)

  • Monday 12 May

    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    19 - 9
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    3 - 10
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    17 - 3
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    5 - 16
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)

  • Monday 28 April

    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    10 - 3
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    7 - 16
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    10 - 15
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    10 - 8
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)

  • Monday 14 April

    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    8 - 38
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    11 - 12
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    12 - 15
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    9 - 15
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)

  • Monday 16 June

    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks

  • Monday 23 June

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)

  • Monday 30 June

    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks

  • Monday 07 July

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    0 - 0
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)

  • Monday 14 July

    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    0 - 0
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)

  • Monday 21 July

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)

  • Monday 28 July

    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)
    0 - 0
    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)

  • Monday 04 August

    Hardly Athletic (Rochdale Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Incredible Bulks (Green Team)
    Fatzio FC (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Orange Is The New Fat (Rochdale Orange)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White Team)
    0 - 0
    Olympique Full Fat Mayonnaise (Yellow Team)
    Borussia MünchingFatBlacks
    0 - 0
    Well Fed Devils (Red Team)