Salford | Ordsall Leisure Centre | Thursdays | 7:30-9:30PM

Salford | Ordsall Leisure Centre | Thursdays | 7:30-9:30PM

Ordsall Leisure Centre, Manchester, M5 3DJ Open map →

Coach: Tom Shirley

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Forest Fateaux 9 7 0 2 123 79 44 14
Scoffenheim Salford 9 6 0 3 127 99 28 12
Man Titty. 9 6 0 3 123 97 26 12
Munchester United 9 6 0 3 109 94 15 12
Roast Ham United 9 4 2 3 110 127 -17 10
Chockwork Orange Salford 9 3 1 5 110 111 -1 7
Beercelona 9 2 0 7 87 140 -53 4
Fatzio Salford 9 0 1 8 73 115 -42 1
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty. 9 7 1 1 43 17 26 15
Chockwork Orange Salford 9 7 1 1 44 18 26 15
Black Forest Fateaux 9 5 0 4 26 16 10 10
Roast Ham United 9 4 1 4 39 39 0 9
Scoffenheim Salford 9 4 1 4 22 33 -11 9
Munchester United 9 3 2 4 27 23 4 8
Fatzio Salford 9 3 0 6 17 35 -18 6
Beercelona 9 0 0 9 12 49 -37 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Scoffenheim Salford 9 7 1 2 78 43 35 15
Black Forest Fateaux 9 7 1 3 69 42 27 15
Munchester United 9 6 1 4 57 46 11 13
Man Titty. 9 5 2 3 54 52 2 12
Roast Ham United 9 3 2 4 49 63 -14 8
Chockwork Orange Salford 9 3 1 7 40 67 -27 7
Beercelona 9 1 3 5 50 66 -16 5
Fatzio Salford 9 2 1 6 39 57 -18 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Scoffenheim Salford Mark Haran 13.50 12.59%
Black Forest Fateaux Adam Dodd 13.50 10.62%
Black Forest Fateaux Graeme Smith 12.00 11.40%
Scoffenheim Salford Dave Evans 12.00 10.62%
Munchester United Elliot Shepherd 11.50 10.90%
Chockwork Orange Salford Martin Mclaren 9.00 8.39%
Scoffenheim Salford James Stedman 9.00 8.35%
Man Titty. Jitesh Mistry 9.00 7.36%
Fatzio Salford Uffe Graakjaer 9.00 6.96%
Munchester United Mike Mitchell 8.50 9.25%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Scoffenheim Salford
    VS 19:30
    Chockwork Orange Salford
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Beercelona
    VS 20:00
    Roast Ham United
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Black Forest Fateaux
    VS 20:30
    Munchester United
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Man Titty.
    VS 21:00
    Fatzio Salford
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Fatzio Salford
    VS 19:30
    Scoffenheim Salford
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Man Titty.
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    VS 20:30
    Beercelona
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Roast Ham United
    VS 21:00
    Munchester United
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Black Forest Fateaux
    VS 19:30
    Roast Ham United
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Munchester United
    VS 20:00
    Chockwork Orange Salford
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Beercelona
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio Salford
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Scoffenheim Salford
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty.
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Man Titty.
    VS 19:30
    Beercelona
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Scoffenheim Salford
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Fatzio Salford
    VS 20:30
    Munchester United
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    VS 21:00
    Roast Ham United
  • Thursday, 30 April 2020

    Munchester United
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty.
  • Thursday, 30 April 2020

    Roast Ham United
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio Salford
  • Thursday, 30 April 2020

    Black Forest Fateaux
    VS 20:30
    Chockwork Orange Salford
  • Thursday, 30 April 2020

    Beercelona
    VS 21:00
    Scoffenheim Salford

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  • Thursday, 12 March 2020

    Munchester United
    17 - 7
    Beercelona
    Roast Ham United
    13 - 12
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Fatzio Salford
    4 - 8
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    8 - 11
    Man Titty.
  • Thursday, 05 March 2020

    Black Forest Fateaux
    24 - 7
    Beercelona
    Man Titty.
    9 - 12
    Roast Ham United
    Scoffenheim Salford
    12 - 14
    Munchester United
    Fatzio Salford
    10 - 12
    Chockwork Orange Salford
  • Thursday, 27 February 2020

    Scoffenheim Salford
    13 - 10
    Beercelona
    Man Titty.
    12 - 9
    Munchester United
    Fatzio Salford
    12 - 12
    Roast Ham United
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    9 - 12
    Black Forest Fateaux
  • Thursday, 20 February 2020

    Black Forest Fateaux
    10 - 15
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Munchester United
    13 - 8
    Fatzio Salford
    Roast Ham United
    12 - 12
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Beercelona
    8 - 16
    Man Titty.
  • Thursday, 13 February 2020

    Man Titty.
    11 - 15
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Fatzio Salford
    7 - 8
    Beercelona
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    8 - 10
    Munchester United
    Roast Ham United
    6 - 14
    Black Forest Fateaux
  • Thursday, 06 February 2020

    Munchester United
    22 - 13
    Roast Ham United
    Black Forest Fateaux
    11 - 17
    Man Titty.
    Beercelona
    12 - 23
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Scoffenheim Salford
    16 - 6
    Fatzio Salford
  • Thursday, 30 January 2020

    Munchester United
    7 - 16
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    17 - 23
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Roast Ham United
    14 - 20
    Beercelona
    Fatzio Salford
    11 - 19
    Man Titty.
  • Thursday, 23 January 2020

    Beercelona
    8 - 11
    Munchester United
    Scoffenheim Salford
    11 - 12
    Roast Ham United
    Black Forest Fateaux
    13 - 7
    Fatzio Salford
    Man Titty.
    13 - 7
    Chockwork Orange Salford
  • Thursday, 16 January 2020

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    14 - 8
    Fatzio Salford
    Roast Ham United
    16 - 15
    Man Titty.
    Munchester United
    6 - 10
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Beercelona
    7 - 15
    Black Forest Fateaux
  • Thursday, 02 April 2020

    Scoffenheim Salford
    0 - 0
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Beercelona
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United
    Black Forest Fateaux
    0 - 0
    Munchester United
    Man Titty.
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Salford
  • Thursday, 09 April 2020

    Fatzio Salford
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Man Titty.
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    0 - 0
    Beercelona
    Roast Ham United
    0 - 0
    Munchester United
  • Thursday, 16 April 2020

    Black Forest Fateaux
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United
    Munchester United
    0 - 0
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Beercelona
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Salford
    Scoffenheim Salford
    0 - 0
    Man Titty.
  • Thursday, 23 April 2020

    Man Titty.
    0 - 0
    Beercelona
    Scoffenheim Salford
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Fatzio Salford
    0 - 0
    Munchester United
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United
  • Thursday, 30 April 2020

    Munchester United
    0 - 0
    Man Titty.
    Roast Ham United
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Salford
    Black Forest Fateaux
    0 - 0
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Beercelona
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim Salford

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Your questions answered

WEIGH, PLAY, LOSE, WIN

MAN v FAT Football is a football league only for guys who want to lose weight. Every player is in the same situation and wants the same thing - to enjoy football, lose weight and get healthier. Uniquely, the league is decided not just on points won, but pounds lost. We give support to every player with unique resources, inspiration and 24/7 support to help you lose weight, get fitter and enjoy the beautiful game.

Read one of our player’s views on the league here

For live leagues (these are leagues that are currently running) it costs £9.99 to register as a player, or £17.99 with a copy of the five star rated The MAN v FAT Weight Loss Manual (RRP £12.99). You then sign up to a league and pay £25 per month - £30 per month, depending on location

For planned leagues (these are leagues that will become live leagues when we have enough players signed up to start them) it costs £1 to register as a player. We take this payment to reserve your place and so that we can verify your identity. When we have enough players to start the league you would be charged the remaining £8.99 to register fully and when your league started you would pay the monthly membership fee. If you cancel the payment with us then we assume that you do not want to be part of the league any more and you are deleted from the system.

If you are eligible for a funded place then you pay nothing to register or play - your costs have already been covered by a funder, most often your local authority or a national funding body such as Sport England. Sometimes the funder asks us to take a deposit for players to ensure that they turn up - if this is the case then this deposit will be refunded providing you attend at least 10 of the first 14 weeks of your membership from the date you join (which seems fair!)

The cost to your health of not signing up is potentially tragic.

That depends on how much you put into the league and how much of the support you take (the more, the better!) In an assessed 14 week pilot scheme run by Solihull Council, players lost 22lbs on average, with 62% hitting their 5% body weight target. The maximum weight lost by one player was 67lbs and the maximum bodyweight percentage lost was 26%. 90% of players lose weight.
Because they love football and hate being fat. They see all the things that their weight is cheating them of: the ability to play with their children (or how it’s embarrassing their kids), how much their body hurts with aching joints, snoring and wheezing every time they climb the stairs, never finding any clothes that fit... the list goes on. All of them join with the motivation to lose weight and do so in a way that is truly enjoyable and inspiring.
Because the leagues are not just decided on the games won on the pitch, but also on the weight lost off it, you can join a team as a non-playing member. This means that you weigh in every week and support your team. Your weight loss counts towards your team’s success. When you’ve lost enough weight to feel comfortable joining in then you can get involved on the pitch.
Approximately 80% of players do. We put you into teams and help you to get to know the other players. Equally, if you have friends, colleagues or family who also want to lose weight then join with them and you can be in the same team. We even pay you a fiver for every player you introduce to the league.
We have a number of live leagues all over the country. Enter your postcode or nearest city in the 'Find A League' tab at the top of this page to get a full run-down of nearby leagues you can register with now. We also have a number of Planned leagues where we are recruiting players and will launch a league in that area when we have enough guys signed up. Give us a call if you're a football club, company or local authority who wants to bring a league to your area - 0345 163 0042.
Take a look at our full list of FAQ here. If that doesn't answer your question give us a call on 0345 163 0042 or email us on football@manvfat.com and we’ll do our best to help.