Salford

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Ordsall Leisure Centre Salford, M5 3DJ

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MAN v FAT Salford is the perfect place to support you on your weight loss journey, with a strong community both on and off the pitch to give you the support for both your physical and mental health. We've had plenty of success stories and I can't wait to help you get started on yours!

Danny Drayson, Coach, Salford

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
13
11
22
2
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
13
8
17
3
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
13
6
14
4
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
13
6
14
5
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
13
5
12
6
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
13
5
11
7
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
13
4
8
8
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
13
3
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) 13 11 0 2 132 91 41 22
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) 13 8 1 4 130 126 4 17
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) 13 6 2 5 140 125 15 14
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) 13 6 2 5 136 123 13 14
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) 13 5 2 6 128 123 5 12
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) 13 5 1 7 121 123 -2 11
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) 13 4 0 9 102 148 -46 8
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) 13 3 0 10 86 116 -30 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) 13 9 1 3 43 18 25 19
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) 13 7 2 4 41 31 10 16
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) 13 6 3 4 30 21 9 15
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) 13 6 2 5 35 24 11 14
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) 13 7 0 6 31 27 4 14
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) 13 5 2 6 13 18 -5 12
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) 13 4 1 8 19 35 -16 9
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) 13 2 1 10 6 44 -38 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) 13 9 2 2 48 26 22 20
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) 13 7 4 2 27 14 13 18
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) 13 6 3 4 48 42 6 15
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) 13 5 4 4 49 31 18 14
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) 13 6 1 6 20 27 -7 13
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) 13 4 3 6 29 41 -12 11
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) 13 3 2 8 33 48 -15 8
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) 13 1 3 9 22 47 -25 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Sami El-Balbisi 17.00 2.04%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Tom McNamara 15.00 -5.54%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Shadi El-Balbisi 13.00 -4.06%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Jack Brewster 11.50 5.57%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Craig Williams 10.50 9.76%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Kevin Jones 10.50 3.28%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Guy Roles 9.50 11.40%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Jamie Eden 9.00 9.33%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Daniel Schofield 9.00 3.73%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Daniel Montgomery 8.50 7.73%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) James Walker 8.50 1.80%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Hayden Hendricks 8.00 5.40%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Prabhu Palanisamy 8.00 2.10%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Matt Downes 7.50 4.92%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Nathan Retchless 6.50 -2.92%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Laiton Price 6.00 6.59%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Pierre Taljaard 5.50 5.24%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Ahmed Ibrahim 5.50 4.57%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Phil Lane 5.50 1.13%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Rich Lister 5.50 0.73%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) David Carson 5.50 0.29%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Kieran Chambers 5.50 0.24%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Daniel Whiteley 5.00 4.12%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Scott Ramage 5.00 3.88%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Kyle Hine 5.00 3.42%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Daniel McLaughlin 5.00 1.24%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Luke Kelly 3.50 2.31%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Sunny Raghwani 3.50 2.30%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Chris Fielding 3.50 1.58%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Andrew McCarron 3.50 1.28%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Phil Tomlinson 3.50 -0.07%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Adam Franks 3.00 0.00%
FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black) Mirib Michael 3.00 -1.33%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Paul Longstaffe 3.00 -12.00%
Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green) Dan McMenemy 2.50 5.45%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Dave Vost 2.50 -1.59%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) James McDonald 2.50 -4.45%
Béchamel Ballers (Salford White) Paul King 2.00 -2.56%
Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red) Philip Hepple 1.50 -1.62%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Michael Blair 1.50 -2.50%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Adam Dodd 1.50 -3.14%
FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange) Alex Gaffey 1.50 -5.13%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Daniel Beeks 1.00 0.00%
Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow) Olusegun Oluwole 1.00 -1.15%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Adam Lucas 1.00 -1.80%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Gareth Davies 0.50 1.04%
Esprawnyol (Salford Pink) Mortaza Chowdhury 0.50 0.00%
Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team) Mario Jorquera Zapata 0.50 -1.38%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Thursday 15 January

    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    VS 19:00
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)

  • Thursday 15 January

    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    VS 20:30
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 08 January

    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    7 - 12
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    6 - 12
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    9 - 3
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    11 - 9
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)

  • Thursday 18 December

    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    14 - 6
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    7 - 6
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    2 - 14
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    11 - 11
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    6 - 15
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    9 - 2
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    4 - 14
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    7 - 12
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    13 - 9
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    9 - 6
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    7 - 8
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    5 - 7
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)

  • Thursday 27 November

    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    18 - 18
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    12 - 10
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    12 - 9
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    3 - 9
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)

  • Thursday 20 November

    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    8 - 2
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    9 - 7
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    8 - 4
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    6 - 16
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)

  • Thursday 13 November

    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    16 - 10
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    6 - 15
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    14 - 10
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    9 - 12
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    12 - 1
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    13 - 8
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    13 - 7
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    17 - 6
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)

  • Thursday 30 October

    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    2 - 9
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    11 - 11
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    3 - 4
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    9 - 9
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)

  • Thursday 23 October

    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    19 - 17
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    13 - 6
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    17 - 14
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    13 - 11
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    9 - 6
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    5 - 9
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    6 - 7
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    8 - 21
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    5 - 7
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    7 - 6
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    7 - 5
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    9 - 13
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    8 - 15
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    12 - 7
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    6 - 9
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    14 - 13
    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)

  • Thursday 15 January

    Wheezy Garlic B-Red (Salford Red)
    0 - 0
    Wolf’s Burgers (Salford Green)
    Paris Sandwich-Man (Blue Team)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Salford Yellow)
    FC Bayern Bru (Salford Orange)
    0 - 0
    Esprawnyol (Salford Pink)
    Béchamel Ballers (Salford White)
    0 - 0
    FK Blubber/Glimt (Salford Black)