Salford | Ordsall Leisure Centre | Thursdays | 7:30-9:30PM

Salford | Ordsall Leisure Centre | Thursdays | 7:30-9:30PM

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Latest league fixtures / results

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P W D L F A GD PTS
Scoffenheim Salford 7 6 0 1 106 78 28 12
Beercelona. 7 5 1 1 84 64 20 11
Roast Ham United 7 4 2 1 87 74 13 10
Munchester United 7 4 1 2 99 70 29 9
Black Forest Fateaux 7 3 1 3 80 75 5 7
Chockwork Orange Salford 7 2 0 5 58 93 -35 4
Man Titty. 7 1 1 5 69 97 -28 3
Fatzio Salford 7 0 0 7 69 101 -32 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Roast Ham United 7 5 1 1 35 19 16 11
Scoffenheim Salford 7 5 1 1 33 18 15 11
Munchester United 7 4 2 1 26 17 9 10
Beercelona. 7 4 0 3 23 15 8 8
Man Titty. 7 4 0 3 21 18 3 8
Chockwork Orange Salford 7 3 0 4 23 27 -4 6
Black Forest Fateaux 7 1 0 6 11 20 -9 2
Fatzio Salford 7 0 0 7 8 46 -38 0
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P W D L F A GD PTS
Beercelona. 7 6 0 1 43 32 11 12
Scoffenheim Salford 7 4 1 2 53 40 13 9
Fatzio Salford 7 4 1 2 40 37 3 9
Black Forest Fateaux 7 4 0 3 50 37 13 8
Munchester United 7 3 0 4 52 37 15 6
Roast Ham United 7 2 2 3 33 35 -2 6
Man Titty. 7 2 0 5 30 59 -29 4
Chockwork Orange Salford 7 1 0 6 22 46 -24 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Scoffenheim Salford Lee Gartside 8.50 7.90%
Fatzio Salford Uffe Graakjaer 8.50 7.74%
Black Forest Fateaux Graeme Smith 8.50 7.67%
Fatzio Salford Jack Wight 8.50 7.09%
Munchester United Alex Gaffey 8.50 6.73%
Beercelona. Mark Evans 6.50 8.05%
Roast Ham United Jonathan Gyte 6.50 5.80%
Beercelona. Martin Cody 6.00 7.90%
Beercelona. Jayden Watkinson 6.00 7.64%
Scoffenheim Salford Adam Breeze 6.00 7.16%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

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  • Thursday, 24 October 2019

    Scoffenheim Salford
    VS 19:30
    Munchester United

  • Thursday, 24 October 2019

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    VS 20:00
    Roast Ham United

  • Thursday, 24 October 2019

    Black Forest Fateaux
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty.

  • Thursday, 24 October 2019

    Fatzio Salford
    VS 21:00
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 31 October 2019

    Beercelona.
    VS 19:30
    Scoffenheim Salford

  • Thursday, 31 October 2019

    Fatzio Salford
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux

  • Thursday, 31 October 2019

    Munchester United
    VS 20:30
    Chockwork Orange Salford

  • Thursday, 31 October 2019

    Roast Ham United
    VS 21:00
    Man Titty.

  • Thursday, 07 November 2019

    Scoffenheim Salford
    VS 19:30
    Fatzio Salford

  • Thursday, 07 November 2019

    Man Titty.
    VS 20:00
    Munchester United

  • Thursday, 07 November 2019

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    VS 20:30
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 07 November 2019

    Black Forest Fateaux
    VS 21:00
    Roast Ham United

  • Thursday, 14 November 2019

    Fatzio Salford
    VS 19:30
    Chockwork Orange Salford

  • Thursday, 14 November 2019

    Scoffenheim Salford
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux

  • Thursday, 14 November 2019

    Beercelona.
    VS 20:30
    Man Titty.

  • Thursday, 14 November 2019

    Munchester United
    VS 21:00
    Roast Ham United

  • Thursday, 21 November 2019

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    VS 19:30
    Scoffenheim Salford

  • Thursday, 21 November 2019

    Roast Ham United
    VS 20:00
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 21 November 2019

    Man Titty.
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio Salford

  • Thursday, 21 November 2019

    Black Forest Fateaux
    VS 21:00
    Munchester United

  • Thursday, 28 November 2019

    Scoffenheim Salford
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty.

  • Thursday, 28 November 2019

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    VS 20:00
    Black Forest Fateaux

  • Thursday, 28 November 2019

    Fatzio Salford
    VS 20:30
    Roast Ham United

  • Thursday, 28 November 2019

    Munchester United
    VS 21:00
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 05 December 2019

    Black Forest Fateaux
    VS 19:30
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 05 December 2019

    Munchester United
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio Salford

  • Thursday, 05 December 2019

    Roast Ham United
    VS 20:30
    Scoffenheim Salford

  • Thursday, 05 December 2019

    Man Titty.
    VS 21:00
    Chockwork Orange Salford

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  • Thursday, 17 October 2019

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    10 - 8
    Man Titty.
    Scoffenheim Salford
    8 - 13
    Roast Ham United
    Fatzio Salford
    9 - 14
    Munchester United
    Beercelona.
    10 - 3
    Black Forest Fateaux

  • Thursday, 10 October 2019

    Munchester United
    12 - 12
    Beercelona.
    Roast Ham United
    12 - 9
    Fatzio Salford
    Black Forest Fateaux
    7 - 6
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Man Titty.
    15 - 17
    Scoffenheim Salford

  • Thursday, 03 October 2019

    Beercelona.
    13 - 8
    Roast Ham United
    Fatzio Salford
    7 - 9
    Man Titty.
    Scoffenheim Salford
    16 - 6
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Munchester United
    15 - 10
    Black Forest Fateaux

  • Thursday, 26 September 2019

    Roast Ham United
    10 - 9
    Munchester United
    Man Titty.
    9 - 14
    Beercelona.
    Black Forest Fateaux
    9 - 13
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    14 - 13
    Fatzio Salford

  • Thursday, 19 September 2019

    Roast Ham United
    18 - 18
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Beercelona.
    18 - 9
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Munchester United
    24 - 12
    Man Titty.
    Fatzio Salford
    18 - 24
    Scoffenheim Salford

  • Thursday, 12 September 2019

    Man Titty.
    10 - 10
    Roast Ham United
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    6 - 15
    Munchester United
    Black Forest Fateaux
    18 - 7
    Fatzio Salford
    Scoffenheim Salford
    17 - 7
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 05 September 2019

    Beercelona.
    10 - 6
    Fatzio Salford
    Munchester United
    10 - 11
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Man Titty.
    6 - 15
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Roast Ham United
    16 - 7
    Chockwork Orange Salford

  • Thursday, 24 October 2019

    Scoffenheim Salford
    0 - 0
    Munchester United
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United
    Black Forest Fateaux
    0 - 0
    Man Titty.
    Fatzio Salford
    0 - 0
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 31 October 2019

    Beercelona.
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Fatzio Salford
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Munchester United
    0 - 0
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Roast Ham United
    0 - 0
    Man Titty.

  • Thursday, 07 November 2019

    Scoffenheim Salford
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Salford
    Man Titty.
    0 - 0
    Munchester United
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    0 - 0
    Beercelona.
    Black Forest Fateaux
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United

  • Thursday, 14 November 2019

    Fatzio Salford
    0 - 0
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    Scoffenheim Salford
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Beercelona.
    0 - 0
    Man Titty.
    Munchester United
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United

  • Thursday, 21 November 2019

    Chockwork Orange Salford
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Roast Ham United
    0 - 0
    Beercelona.
    Man Titty.
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Salford
    Black Forest Fateaux
    0 - 0
    Munchester United

  • Thursday, 28 November 2019

    Scoffenheim Salford
    0 - 0
    Man Titty.
    Chockwork Orange Salford
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Fateaux
    Fatzio Salford
    0 - 0
    Roast Ham United
    Munchester United
    0 - 0
    Beercelona.

  • Thursday, 05 December 2019

    Black Forest Fateaux
    0 - 0
    Beercelona.
    Munchester United
    0 - 0
    Fatzio Salford
    Roast Ham United
    0 - 0
    Scoffenheim Salford
    Man Titty.
    0 - 0
    Chockwork Orange Salford

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