Isle of Wight | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Tuesday | 20:00-22:00
The Bay CE High School, The Fairway, Sandown Isle of Wight, PO36 9JH
Welcome to MAN v FAT Isle of Wight, Sandown. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed). You may qualify for funding via the Isle of Wight Council if you live on the Isle of Wight- you'll be able to see if you're eligible before you make a payment to register.
When the opportunity arouse to become a coach at MvF Isle of Wight stepping up was a no brainer! The support I received from our original coach and the other club members was a huge part of my weight loss success! Becoming the coach gave me the chance to give back to each of them, support their continued weight loss journey and ensure that new players were welcomed with the same support and understanding that I received. We have achieved so much as a club, from impressive individual transformations to reversing diabetes and as a group of determined gentlemen I know there is nothing we can’t do! If you have struggled with your weight or confidence then joining us will honestly be the best decision you make, it really can turn your life around.
Colin Jackson, Coach, Isle of Wight | Check now if you qualify for a funded place
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Slim Reapers (IOW White)
5
4
8
2
Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)
5
3
7
3
Real Madras (IOW Blue)
5
3
6
4
Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)
5
1
3
5
Fatalanta (IOW Black)
5
1
3
6
Man Titty (IOW Red)
5
1
3
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 71 | 54 | 17 | 8 |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 43 | 15 | 7 |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 39 | 48 | -9 | 6 |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 52 | 56 | -4 | 3 |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 51 | 58 | -7 | 3 |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 42 | 54 | -12 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 24 | 7 | 17 | 8 |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 6 | 9 | 8 |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 6 |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 12 | 0 | 4 |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 18 | -10 | 4 |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 22 | -18 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 8 |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 6 |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 12 | 7 | 5 |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 22 | -7 | 5 |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 17 | 18 | -1 | 4 |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | 5 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 9 | 21 | -12 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | Barry Turner | 6.50 | 5.65% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | Kevin Cox | 6.50 | 5.32% |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | Jordon Holly | 6.50 | 3.53% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Michael Taylor | 6.00 | 4.17% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Derek Fletcher | 6.00 | 3.23% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | Mathew Sharland | 5.50 | 1.35% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | James Eklund | 5.00 | 8.31% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Colin Jackson | 5.00 | 6.72% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Mike Lazarus | 5.00 | 5.24% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Liam Ormond | 5.00 | 4.00% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Jack Rackett | 4.00 | 1.66% |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | Trev Jones | 3.50 | 3.98% |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | Ben Morris | 3.50 | 3.59% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Steve Hunt | 3.50 | 1.90% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Philip Crome | 3.00 | 4.17% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | Barry Grant | 3.00 | 3.80% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Liam Mann | 3.00 | 2.44% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Dane Freer | 3.00 | 2.39% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Josh Mattick | 3.00 | 2.23% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | James Dover | 3.00 | 2.16% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Kevin Smith | 3.00 | 1.21% |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | Rob Purton | 2.50 | 3.34% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Gregg Western | 2.50 | 2.76% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Brian Boon | 2.50 | 2.13% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | Olufemi Gbadegesin | 2.50 | 1.73% |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | Jack Taylor | 2.50 | 1.43% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | Stephen Wheeler | 2.50 | 1.36% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Sam Barnard | 2.50 | 0.93% |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | Tom Evans | 2.50 | 0.29% |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | Gary Pritchard | 2.50 | 0.20% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Neil Collyer | 2.00 | 2.20% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Andy Wyatt | 1.00 | 2.89% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Daniel Fear | 1.00 | 2.82% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Charlie Taylor | 1.00 | 2.61% |
| Fatalanta (IOW Black) | Craig Parkinson | 1.00 | 2.47% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Chris Jenkins | 1.00 | 2.35% |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | Sam Gulliver | 1.00 | 2.06% |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | Richard Huntley | 1.00 | 1.56% |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | John Ayres | 1.00 | 1.46% |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | David Hutchinson | 1.00 | 1.44% |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | Benjamin Sharland | 1.00 | 1.06% |
| Man Titty (IOW Red) | Cameron Cooper | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Andy Donald | 1.00 | 0.51% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | Steven Batchelor | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Slim Reapers (IOW White) | Adam Booth | 0.50 | 2.87% |
| Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) | Ben Wilson | 0.50 | 0.48% |
| Real Madras (IOW Blue) | Michael Wigg | 0.50 | 0.40% |
| Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) | Julian Conway | 0.50 | 0.33% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Tuesday 18 March
Real Madras (IOW Blue)VS 20:00Man Titty (IOW Red) -
Tuesday 18 March
Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)VS 20:30Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) -
Tuesday 18 March
Slim Reapers (IOW White)VS 21:00Fatalanta (IOW Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 18 February
Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)6 - 8Real Madras (IOW Blue)Fatalanta (IOW Black)16 - 16Man Titty (IOW Red)Slim Reapers (IOW White)12 - 13Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) -
Tuesday 21 January
Fatalanta (IOW Black)13 - 11Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)Slim Reapers (IOW White)20 - 6Real Madras (IOW Blue)Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)12 - 17Man Titty (IOW Red) -
Tuesday 18 March
Real Madras (IOW Blue)0 - 0Man Titty (IOW Red)Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)0 - 0Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)Slim Reapers (IOW White)0 - 0Fatalanta (IOW Black)
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Tuesday 25 February
Man Titty (IOW Red)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) -
Tuesday 25 February
Real Madras (IOW Blue)VS 20:30Slim Reapers (IOW White) -
Tuesday 25 February
Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)VS 21:00Fatalanta (IOW Black) -
Tuesday 04 March
Fatalanta (IOW Black)VS 20:00Real Madras (IOW Blue) -
Tuesday 04 March
Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)VS 20:30Man Titty (IOW Red) -
Tuesday 04 March
Slim Reapers (IOW White)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) -
Tuesday 11 March
Man Titty (IOW Red)VS 20:00Slim Reapers (IOW White) -
Tuesday 11 March
Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)VS 20:30Fatalanta (IOW Black) -
Tuesday 11 March
Real Madras (IOW Blue)VS 21:00Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) -
Tuesday 25 March
Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)VS 20:00Slim Reapers (IOW White) -
Tuesday 25 March
Man Titty (IOW Red)VS 20:30Fatalanta (IOW Black) -
Tuesday 25 March
Real Madras (IOW Blue)VS 21:00Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) -
Tuesday 01 April
Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)VS 20:00Man Titty (IOW Red) -
Tuesday 01 April
Slim Reapers (IOW White)VS 20:30Real Madras (IOW Blue) -
Tuesday 01 April
Fatalanta (IOW Black)VS 21:00Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 11 February
Fatalanta (IOW Black)11 - 14Slim Reapers (IOW White)Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)8 - 8Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)Man Titty (IOW Red)9 - 12Real Madras (IOW Blue) -
Tuesday 04 February
Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)16 - 5Real Madras (IOW Blue)Fatalanta (IOW Black)13 - 15Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)Slim Reapers (IOW White)17 - 7Man Titty (IOW Red) -
Tuesday 28 January
Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)16 - 17Slim Reapers (IOW White)Man Titty (IOW Red)14 - 10Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)Real Madras (IOW Blue)7 - 13Fatalanta (IOW Black) -
Tuesday 14 January
Real Madras (IOW Blue)10 - 8Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)Man Titty (IOW Red)10 - 10Fatalanta (IOW Black)Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)16 - 11Slim Reapers (IOW White) -
Tuesday 07 January
Slim Reapers (IOW White)12 - 4Fatalanta (IOW Black)Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)5 - 8Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)Real Madras (IOW Blue)5 - 2Man Titty (IOW Red) -
Tuesday 25 February
Man Titty (IOW Red)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)Real Madras (IOW Blue)0 - 0Slim Reapers (IOW White)Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)0 - 0Fatalanta (IOW Black) -
Tuesday 04 March
Fatalanta (IOW Black)0 - 0Real Madras (IOW Blue)Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)0 - 0Man Titty (IOW Red)Slim Reapers (IOW White)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) -
Tuesday 11 March
Man Titty (IOW Red)0 - 0Slim Reapers (IOW White)Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)0 - 0Fatalanta (IOW Black)Real Madras (IOW Blue)0 - 0Flabletico Madri (IOW Green) -
Tuesday 25 March
Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)0 - 0Slim Reapers (IOW White)Man Titty (IOW Red)0 - 0Fatalanta (IOW Black)Real Madras (IOW Blue)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange) -
Tuesday 01 April
Snackrington Stanley (IOW Orange)0 - 0Man Titty (IOW Red)Slim Reapers (IOW White)0 - 0Real Madras (IOW Blue)Fatalanta (IOW Black)0 - 0Flabletico Madri (IOW Green)