Scunthorpe

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Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

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smash it on the scales, and enjoy the banter on the pitch

Dave Bell, Coach, Scunthorpe

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Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
6
5
11
2
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
6
4
9
3
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
6
4
8
4
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
6
3
6
5
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
6
2
5
6
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
6
2
5
7
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
6
1
3
8
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
6
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 6 5 1 0 73 30 43 11
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 6 4 1 1 55 47 8 9
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 6 4 0 2 44 38 6 8
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 6 3 0 3 52 36 16 6
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 6 2 1 3 34 43 -9 5
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 6 2 1 3 29 44 -15 5
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 6 1 1 4 31 52 -21 3
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 6 0 1 5 22 50 -28 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 6 4 1 1 7 2 5 9
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 6 3 1 2 9 9 0 7
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 6 3 0 3 14 12 2 6
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 6 3 0 3 18 16 2 6
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 6 2 2 2 9 13 -4 6
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 6 3 0 3 9 20 -11 6
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 6 2 0 4 23 15 8 4
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 6 2 0 4 18 20 -2 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 6 5 0 1 44 14 30 10
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 6 4 1 1 19 14 5 9
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 6 4 1 1 18 15 3 9
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 6 2 2 2 14 6 8 6
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 6 2 1 3 11 16 -5 5
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 6 2 1 3 6 14 -8 5
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 6 1 2 3 -2 9 -11 4
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 6 0 0 6 -1 21 -22 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Gibson 8.00 6.76%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Tom Baker 8.00 5.84%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Phil Harris 8.00 0.74%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Aidan Cuttell 6.50 4.92%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) David Steward 6.00 2.73%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Liam Harris 6.00 0.14%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Anthony Dickinson 5.50 3.08%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Darren Butler 5.50 1.31%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Jamie Hannath 5.00 3.99%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Mathew Brown 4.00 0.11%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Will Scotson 3.50 5.87%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Joe Clayton 3.50 2.16%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Cal Brin 3.00 2.72%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Chris O'Mara 3.00 2.17%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Nick Jennings 3.00 2.17%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Hale 3.00 1.85%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Eric Eddy 2.50 3.47%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Jake Shipley 2.50 2.89%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Boulton 2.50 1.73%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Nathaniel Heath 2.50 1.39%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Evan Charlesworth 2.50 1.27%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Martin Cowling 2.50 0.66%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Dennis Drury 2.50 0.56%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) William Farrell 1.50 0.60%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Hannath 1.50 -0.84%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Glenn Watson 1.50 -4.08%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Edd Payling 1.00 1.48%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Sam Robertshaw 1.00 1.38%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ian Gillatt 1.00 1.18%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Leon Miller-thacker 1.00 0.90%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Karl Johnson 1.00 0.80%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Symon Fowler 1.00 0.37%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Eddie Johnson 1.00 0.22%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Craig Catchpole 1.00 0.17%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Danny Waddingham 1.00 -0.24%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Antony Bentley 0.50 1.79%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Rick Ellis 0.50 1.25%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Ryan Spence 0.50 0.61%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Andrew Dodd 0.50 -0.26%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Ian Shipley 0.50 -0.75%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 14 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 19:00
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 14 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 14 November

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 14 November

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 21 November

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 21 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 28 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 19:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 28 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 28 November

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 28 November

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 05 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 05 December

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 05 December

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 05 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 12 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 12 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 12 December

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 12 December

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 19 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 19 December

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 19:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 19 December

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 19 December

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 09 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 09 January

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 09 January

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 09 January

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 16 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 16 January

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 16 January

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 16 January

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 07 November

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    9 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    6 - 17
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    1 - 4
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 24 October

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    2 - 7
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    10 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 12
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    17 - 3
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 17 October

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 4
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 2
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 12
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 10 October

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    13 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    6 - 6
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    6 - 12
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 03 October

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    10 - 10
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    2 - 11
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    7 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    7 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 26 September

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 11
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 7
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    12 - 10
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 7
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 14 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 28 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 05 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 12 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 19 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 09 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 16 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)