Scunthorpe

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Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

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smash it on the scales, and enjoy the banter on the pitch

Dave Bell, Coach, Scunthorpe

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Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
13
12
25
2
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
13
10
20
3
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
13
8
17
4
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
13
7
14
5
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
13
6
12
6
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
13
3
6
7
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
13
3
6
8
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
13
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 13 12 1 0 144 85 59 25
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 13 10 0 3 118 69 49 20
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 13 8 1 4 118 99 19 17
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 13 7 0 6 102 89 13 14
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 13 6 0 7 86 105 -19 12
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 13 3 0 10 79 109 -30 6
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 13 3 0 10 85 132 -47 6
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 13 2 0 11 81 125 -44 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 13 12 0 1 41 11 30 24
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 13 6 3 4 27 24 3 15
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 13 5 3 5 31 29 2 13
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 13 5 3 5 24 23 1 13
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 13 4 3 6 26 32 -6 11
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 13 4 3 6 16 29 -13 11
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 13 3 4 6 20 27 -7 10
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 13 2 3 8 23 33 -10 7
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 13 12 0 1 57 9 48 24
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 13 9 0 4 55 30 25 18
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 13 7 1 5 32 22 10 15
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 13 5 2 6 42 30 12 12
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 13 6 0 7 26 33 -7 12
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 13 5 0 8 15 41 -26 10
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 13 3 1 9 25 54 -29 7
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 13 3 0 10 15 48 -33 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Liam Harris 17.00 -1.13%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Phil Harris 14.00 -1.98%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Aidan Cuttell 13.50 13.07%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Antony Bentley 10.50 8.45%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Darren Butler 9.00 9.22%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Darren Fields 9.00 2.17%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Mathew Brown 9.00 -1.74%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Dennis Drury 8.50 8.13%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) simon render 8.50 2.09%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Gibson 7.50 3.27%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Jamie Hannath 7.50 2.94%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Eric Eddy 7.50 0.56%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Josh Chester 7.00 6.98%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Josh Bashford 6.50 3.85%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Nick Jennings 6.00 9.07%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Cal Brin 6.00 3.36%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) David Steward 5.50 3.44%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Darren Gray 5.50 2.63%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Shane Bourne 5.50 0.56%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Drew Sanders 5.00 3.76%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Nathan Grainger 5.00 2.29%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Damian Przybylek 5.00 2.04%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ian Gillatt 5.00 0.20%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Eddie Johnson 5.00 0.11%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Ian Shipley 4.50 0.43%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Josh Wenman 4.00 3.66%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Taylor Fields 4.00 1.26%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Hale 4.00 0.18%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Mark Brumpton 3.50 7.74%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Anthony Dickinson 3.50 5.75%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Leon Miller-thacker 3.50 3.21%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Boulton 3.50 3.06%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Brandon Joinson 3.50 2.04%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Mike Jackson 3.50 1.47%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Martin Cowling 3.50 1.40%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Christopher Shaw 3.00 7.00%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Andrew Dodd 3.00 0.78%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Joe Clayton 3.00 0.57%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) William Farrell 3.00 -0.60%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Sam Panter 2.50 1.30%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Evan Charlesworth 2.50 0.64%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Jack Filmer 2.50 -1.70%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Warren Bailey 2.00 0.37%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Rick Ellis 1.50 1.75%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Raymond French 1.50 0.41%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Tom Baker 1.00 4.06%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Danny Waddingham 1.00 -0.12%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Glenn Watson 1.00 -1.08%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Nathaniel Heath 1.00 -2.06%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ross Horn 0.50 2.18%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Anthony Richards 0.50 1.57%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Dan Locke 0.50 0.26%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Pete Loughlin 0.50 0.10%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Mark A Evans 0.50 -0.55%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Darren McHale 0.50 -3.59%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 19 September

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 19 September

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 19 September

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 19 September

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 12 September

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    8 - 9
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    3 - 5
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    9 - 8
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    2 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 05 September

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    9 - 6
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    12 - 3
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    15 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    10 - 9
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 29 August

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    7 - 11
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 6
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    10 - 3
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    7 - 8
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 22 August

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    4 - 10
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    12 - 10
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    13 - 5
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    6 - 10
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 15 August

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    4 - 8
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    6 - 14
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    7 - 2
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 08 August

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    11 - 5
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    15 - 7
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    14 - 9
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 01 August

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    9 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    13 - 6
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    12 - 3
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    3 - 9
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 25 July

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    11 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    6 - 8
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    3 - 7
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    10 - 3
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 18 July

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    2 - 17
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    2 - 12
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    6 - 8
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    6 - 8
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 11 July

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    10 - 12
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    16 - 7
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    6 - 7
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    15 - 9
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 04 July

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    14 - 4
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    8 - 10
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    3 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    11 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 27 June

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    7 - 11
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    11 - 1
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    2 - 8
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    5 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 20 June

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    7 - 5
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    6 - 7
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    9 - 9
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    13 - 8
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 19 September

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)