Scunthorpe

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Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

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smash it on the scales, and enjoy the banter on the pitch

Dave Bell, Coach, Scunthorpe

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
11
10
21
2
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
11
7
15
3
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
11
6
13
4
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
11
5
11
5
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
11
4
9
6
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
11
3
7
7
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
11
3
7
8
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
11
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 11 10 1 0 134 52 82 21
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 11 7 1 3 87 74 13 15
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 11 6 1 4 83 80 3 13
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 11 5 1 5 71 74 -3 11
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 11 4 1 6 83 79 4 9
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 11 3 1 7 65 86 -21 7
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 11 3 1 7 47 78 -31 7
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 11 2 1 8 43 90 -47 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 11 8 2 1 25 4 21 18
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 11 5 3 3 37 28 9 13
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 11 4 4 3 23 27 -4 12
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 11 5 1 5 30 24 6 11
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 11 3 4 4 25 33 -8 10
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 11 4 2 5 25 35 -10 10
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 11 3 2 6 40 30 10 8
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 11 3 0 8 23 47 -24 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 11 9 0 2 69 25 44 18
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 11 7 1 3 35 23 12 15
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 11 5 2 4 21 19 2 12
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 11 4 2 5 18 20 -2 10
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 11 4 2 5 1 6 -5 10
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 11 4 2 5 12 20 -8 10
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 11 4 2 5 15 25 -10 10
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 11 1 1 9 -4 29 -33 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Tom Baker 14.50 9.58%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Aidan Cuttell 13.50 10.48%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Phil Harris 13.00 0.59%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Nick Jennings 9.00 6.74%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Gibson 9.00 5.52%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Jamie Hannath 8.00 4.49%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Anthony Dickinson 6.00 4.49%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Boulton 6.00 1.73%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Darren Butler 6.00 0.52%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Josh Chester 5.50 5.33%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Jake Shipley 5.50 4.88%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Evan Charlesworth 5.50 2.62%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Joe Clayton 5.50 1.93%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) David Steward 5.50 -0.63%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Martin Cowling 5.00 2.79%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Mathew Brown 5.00 -3.30%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Antony Bentley 4.50 3.01%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Hannath 4.00 0.12%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Liam Harris 4.00 -2.50%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Will Scotson 3.50 4.84%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Eric Eddy 3.50 4.14%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Sam Robertshaw 3.00 3.53%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Andrew Dodd 3.00 2.43%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Chris O'Mara 3.00 0.89%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Hale 3.00 0.53%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Edd Payling 2.50 2.17%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Christopher Shaw 2.50 1.97%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Shane Bourne 2.50 0.66%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) William Farrell 2.50 0.10%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ian Gillatt 2.00 -0.39%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Dennis Drury 2.00 -3.12%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Josh Milner 1.50 2.58%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ben Newton 1.50 1.52%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Symon Fowler 1.50 0.19%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Karl Johnson 1.50 0.08%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Danny Waddingham 1.50 -0.83%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Glenn Watson 1.50 -1.75%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) James Pearcy 1.00 1.09%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Craig Catchpole 1.00 0.17%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Warren Bailey 1.00 -0.09%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Sam Panter 1.00 -0.12%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Eddie Johnson 1.00 -0.32%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Rick Ellis 0.50 1.25%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Nathaniel Heath 0.50 -0.12%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Darren McHale 0.50 -0.94%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 09 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 09 January

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 19:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 09 January

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 09 January

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 16 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 16 January

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 16 January

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 16 January

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 23 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 23 January

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 23 January

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 23 January

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 19 December

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 8
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 8
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    13 - 7
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    8 - 1
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 12 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    6 - 14
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    3 - 6
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    12 - 3
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 05 December

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 10
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    11 - 5
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    10 - 6
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 28 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    17 - 3
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    6 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 5
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    12 - 2
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    8 - 5
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    8 - 5
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    12 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    2 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 31 October

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    9 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    6 - 17
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 5
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 24 October

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    2 - 7
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    10 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 12
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    17 - 3
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 17 October

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 4
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 2
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 12
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 10 October

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    13 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    6 - 6
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    6 - 12
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 03 October

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    10 - 10
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    2 - 11
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    7 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    7 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 26 September

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 11
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 7
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    12 - 10
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 7
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 09 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 16 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 23 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)