Scunthorpe

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Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

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smash it on the scales, and enjoy the banter on the pitch

Dave Bell, Coach, Scunthorpe

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Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
8
7
15
2
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
8
5
11
3
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
8
5
11
4
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
8
3
7
5
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
8
3
7
6
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
8
3
7
7
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
8
2
5
8
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
8
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 8 7 1 0 102 39 63 15
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 8 5 1 2 65 55 10 11
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 8 5 1 2 58 49 9 11
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 8 3 1 4 64 54 10 7
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 8 3 1 4 48 57 -9 7
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 8 3 1 4 38 53 -15 7
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 8 2 1 5 41 63 -22 5
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 8 0 1 7 27 73 -46 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 8 5 2 1 13 3 10 12
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 8 4 2 2 13 12 1 10
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 8 4 1 3 24 17 7 9
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 8 4 1 3 17 24 -7 9
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 8 2 3 3 12 21 -9 7
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 8 3 0 5 16 19 -3 6
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 8 3 0 5 20 26 -6 6
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 8 2 1 5 26 19 7 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 8 7 0 1 61 18 43 14
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 8 5 1 2 24 18 6 11
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 8 4 1 3 18 18 0 9
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 8 4 1 3 12 13 -1 9
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 8 3 2 3 19 15 4 8
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 8 3 2 3 1 7 -6 8
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 8 2 1 5 6 19 -13 5
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 8 0 0 8 -3 30 -33 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Tom Baker 12.00 6.90%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Phil Harris 10.00 -0.15%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Gibson 8.50 5.41%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Aidan Cuttell 8.00 6.42%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Nick Jennings 8.00 4.57%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Mathew Brown 7.00 -0.46%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Anthony Dickinson 6.00 4.58%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Jamie Hannath 6.00 4.49%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Boulton 6.00 2.21%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Darren Butler 6.00 1.66%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) David Steward 6.00 0.21%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Josh Chester 5.50 5.33%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Joe Clayton 5.00 1.93%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Liam Harris 4.00 -2.50%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Jake Shipley 3.50 4.99%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Will Scotson 3.50 4.84%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Evan Charlesworth 3.50 1.81%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Eric Eddy 3.00 3.69%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Chris O'Mara 3.00 2.17%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Hale 3.00 1.85%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Martin Cowling 3.00 1.60%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Dennis Drury 3.00 0.33%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Cal Brin 3.00 0.20%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Hannath 2.50 0.60%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ian Gillatt 2.50 0.29%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) William Farrell 2.00 0.40%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Sam Panter 1.50 0.84%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Pete Loughlin 1.50 0.20%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Nathaniel Heath 1.50 -0.35%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Glenn Watson 1.50 -1.75%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Christopher Shaw 1.00 2.83%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Sam Robertshaw 1.00 1.38%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Edd Payling 1.00 0.99%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Andrew Dodd 1.00 0.87%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Josh Milner 1.00 0.70%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Symon Fowler 1.00 0.37%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Craig Catchpole 1.00 0.17%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Warren Bailey 1.00 -0.09%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Danny Waddingham 1.00 -0.12%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Rick Ellis 0.50 1.25%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Antony Bentley 0.50 1.03%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) James Pearcy 0.50 0.99%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Ryan Spence 0.50 0.61%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Shane Bourne 0.50 0.19%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Darren McHale 0.50 -0.94%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 05 December

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 19:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 05 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 05 December

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 05 December

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 12 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 12 December

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 12 December

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 12 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 19 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 19 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 19 December

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 19 December

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 26 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 26 December

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 19:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 26 December

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 26 December

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 02 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 02 January

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 02 January

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 02 January

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 09 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 09 January

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 09 January

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 09 January

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 28 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    17 - 3
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    6 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 5
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    12 - 2
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    8 - 5
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    8 - 5
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    12 - 6
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    2 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 31 October

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    9 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    6 - 17
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 5
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 24 October

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    2 - 7
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    10 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 12
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    17 - 3
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 17 October

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 4
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 2
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 12
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 10 October

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    13 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    6 - 6
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    6 - 12
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 03 October

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    10 - 10
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    2 - 11
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    7 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    7 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 26 September

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 11
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 7
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    12 - 10
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 7
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 05 December

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 12 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 19 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 26 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 02 January

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 09 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)