Scunthorpe

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Frederick Gough School, Grange Lane South Scunthorpe, DN16 3NG

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smash it on the scales, and enjoy the banter on the pitch

Dave Bell, Coach, Scunthorpe

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Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
5
4
9
2
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
5
4
9
3
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
5
3
6
4
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
5
2
5
5
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
5
2
4
6
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
5
1
3
7
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
5
1
3
8
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
5
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 5 4 1 0 55 24 31 9
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 5 4 1 0 49 30 19 9
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 5 3 0 2 33 33 0 6
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 5 2 1 2 29 31 -2 5
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 5 2 0 3 43 32 11 4
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 5 1 1 3 25 43 -18 3
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 5 1 1 3 30 48 -18 3
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 5 0 1 4 18 41 -23 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 5 3 1 1 5 1 4 7
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 5 3 0 2 12 7 5 6
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 5 3 0 2 17 14 3 6
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 5 3 0 2 9 15 -6 6
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 5 2 1 2 4 7 -3 5
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 5 2 0 3 21 12 9 4
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 5 1 2 2 6 11 -5 4
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 5 1 0 4 13 20 -7 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) 5 4 1 0 16 3 13 9
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) 5 4 0 1 31 12 19 8
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) 5 3 1 1 17 13 4 7
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) 5 2 1 2 5 11 -6 5
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) 5 1 2 2 9 7 2 4
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) 5 1 2 2 1 9 -8 4
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) 5 1 1 3 11 19 -8 3
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) 5 0 0 5 0 16 -16 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Tom Baker 6.50 5.56%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Aidan Cuttell 6.50 5.03%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Phil Harris 6.00 1.19%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Liam Harris 6.00 0.14%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Anthony Dickinson 5.50 3.08%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Darren Butler 5.50 1.66%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Gibson 3.50 5.97%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Jamie Hannath 3.50 3.79%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) David Steward 3.00 2.20%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Joe Clayton 3.00 1.36%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Mathew Brown 3.00 -0.80%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Evan Charlesworth 2.50 2.17%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Cal Brin 2.50 2.02%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Dennis Drury 2.50 1.90%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Boulton 2.50 1.79%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Matthew Hale 2.50 1.77%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Nick Jennings 2.50 1.48%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Nathaniel Heath 2.50 1.39%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Glenn Watson 2.50 0.78%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Martin Cowling 2.50 0.66%
Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows) Lewis Hannath 2.50 0.12%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Andrew Dodd 1.50 1.30%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Ian Shipley 1.50 -0.21%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Paul Farman 1.00 3.83%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Symon Fowler 1.00 1.59%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Sam Robertshaw 1.00 1.38%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Eric Eddy 1.00 1.23%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Pete Loughlin 1.00 1.08%
Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens) Karl Johnson 1.00 1.04%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Leon Miller-thacker 1.00 0.90%
Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples) Craig Catchpole 1.00 0.87%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Jake Shipley 1.00 0.55%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Mark A Evans 1.00 0.55%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ben Newton 1.00 0.47%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Warren Bailey 1.00 0.46%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Eddie Johnson 1.00 0.43%
Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues) Danny Waddingham 1.00 -0.59%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Rick Ellis 0.50 1.25%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Edd Payling 0.50 0.79%
Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites) Ryan Spence 0.50 0.61%
Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks) Ian Gillatt 0.50 0.49%
Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds) Darren McHale 0.50 0.21%
Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks) Damian Przybylek 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 07 November

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 19:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 07 November

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:30
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 07 November

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 07 November

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 14 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 19:00
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 14 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 14 November

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 14 November

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 21 November

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 21 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 28 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 19:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 28 November

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 28 November

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 20:00
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 28 November

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:30
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 05 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 05 December

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 19:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 05 December

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 05 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 12 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 19:00
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

  • Friday 12 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 12 December

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 12 December

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 20:30
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 19 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 19 December

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 19:30
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 19 December

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:00
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 19 December

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 26 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 26 December

    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    VS 19:30
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 26 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    VS 20:00
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 26 December

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    VS 20:30
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 02 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    VS 19:00
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 02 January

    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    VS 19:30
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 02 January

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    VS 20:00
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 02 January

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 24 October

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    2 - 7
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    9 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 12
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    17 - 3
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 17 October

    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    8 - 4
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 2
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    4 - 6
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 12
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 10 October

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    13 - 11
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    6 - 6
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    6 - 12
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    10 - 6
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 03 October

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    10 - 10
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    2 - 11
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    7 - 7
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    7 - 4
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 26 September

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    3 - 11
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    5 - 7
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    12 - 10
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    5 - 7
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)

  • Friday 07 November

    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 14 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 21 November

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)

  • Friday 28 November

    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)

  • Friday 05 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)

  • Friday 12 December

    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)

  • Friday 19 December

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)

  • Friday 26 December

    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    0 - 0
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    0 - 0
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)

  • Friday 02 January

    Pan Thin Ikos - (Scunthorpe Greens)
    0 - 0
    Beercelona - (Scunthorpe Purples)
    Los Grande Blancos - (Scunthorpe Whites)
    0 - 0
    Weirder Beermen - (Scunthorpe Yellows)
    Inter My Belly - (Scunthorpe Pinks)
    0 - 0
    Club Tropicana - (Scunthorpe Reds)
    Fatzio - (Scunthorpe Blues)
    0 - 0
    Juv Ate Us - (Scunthorpe Blacks)