Colchester Shrub End

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Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turkish De Ligt (Black)
10
8
17
2
Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
10
5
11
3
Largentina. (Blue)
10
4
10
4
Belly Italia (Red)
10
4
9
5
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
10
3
8
6
Mealwall (White)
10
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 10 8 1 1 97 41 56 17
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 10 5 1 4 54 60 -6 11
Largentina. (Blue) 10 4 2 4 76 61 15 10
Belly Italia (Red) 10 4 1 5 61 66 -5 9
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 10 3 2 5 49 64 -15 8
Mealwall (White) 10 2 1 7 40 85 -45 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 10 9 1 0 26 4 22 19
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 10 6 0 4 28 15 13 12
Belly Italia (Red) 10 4 3 3 22 17 5 11
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 10 2 4 4 16 22 -6 8
Largentina. (Blue) 10 2 2 6 15 21 -6 6
Mealwall (White) 10 1 2 7 10 38 -28 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 10 8 0 2 48 20 28 16
Largentina. (Blue) 10 6 2 2 43 21 22 14
Belly Italia (Red) 10 5 0 5 22 28 -6 10
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 10 2 4 4 16 21 -5 8
Mealwall (White) 10 3 1 6 12 28 -16 7
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 10 1 3 6 8 31 -23 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Heinrich Güldenpfennig 19.00 -7.10%
Belly Italia (Red) Gavin Nayler 17.00 12.87%
Mealwall (White) Michael Salisbury 14.00 0.37%
Largentina. (Blue) Haydon Brown 11.50 5.28%
Largentina. (Blue) Ian Cook 11.00 7.80%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Kurtis Attridge 11.00 6.04%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Darren Frost-Foster 11.00 5.13%
Belly Italia (Red) Nathan Wood 8.00 5.94%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Attridge 8.00 5.89%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Boakes 6.00 2.27%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Crandon 5.50 1.88%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Neale Youngman 5.50 0.00%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Adam Dabbs 5.00 4.40%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Ellis 5.00 3.92%
Largentina. (Blue) Ryan McElligott 5.00 3.88%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Joe Shelton-Sayer 5.00 0.95%
Mealwall (White) Ian McDermott 4.50 2.94%
Largentina. (Blue) sebastian mcafee 4.00 0.32%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Chapman 3.50 1.02%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Darren Porter 3.00 0.47%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Patrick McGrath 2.00 2.34%
Mealwall (White) Ashley Spencer 2.00 1.34%
Belly Italia (Red) Stephen Willis 1.50 -0.31%
Mealwall (White) Rob Dack 1.00 3.65%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Mander 0.50 -1.05%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 23 October

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    9 - 7
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 3
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    7 - 0
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 8
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 6
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    5 - 10
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 04 September

    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 8
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    10 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    2 - 3
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    9 - 2
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 8
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 10
    Belly Italia (Red)

 

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  • Thursday 16 October

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    1 - 2
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 3
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    5 - 6
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Largentina. (Blue)
    8 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 15
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    7 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    15 - 3
    Mealwall (White)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    9 - 12
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    7 - 7
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 11 September

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 7
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    10 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    9 - 8
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    11 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    2 - 5
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 5
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 9
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    11 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Mealwall (White)
    2 - 4
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    8 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    14 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    4 - 9
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    6 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 14
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 6
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    7 - 9
    Belly Italia (Red)