Colchester Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turkish De Ligt (Black)
5
4
9
2
Largentina. (Blue)
5
4
8
3
Belly Italia (Red)
5
4
8
4
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
5
1
3
5
Mealwall (White)
5
1
2
6
Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 5 4 1 0 41 25 16 9
Largentina. (Blue) 5 4 0 1 28 14 14 8
Belly Italia (Red) 5 4 0 1 29 22 7 8
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 5 1 1 3 27 28 -1 3
Mealwall (White) 5 1 0 4 19 31 -12 2
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 5 0 0 5 15 39 -24 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 5 5 0 0 11 4 7 10
Belly Italia (Red) 5 3 1 1 12 4 8 7
Largentina. (Blue) 5 3 0 2 9 5 4 6
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 5 2 1 2 8 5 3 5
Mealwall (White) 5 1 0 4 5 11 -6 2
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 5 0 0 5 2 18 -16 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 5 3 2 0 19 13 6 8
Largentina. (Blue) 5 3 1 1 12 2 10 7
Belly Italia (Red) 5 2 1 2 7 9 -2 5
Mealwall (White) 5 1 2 2 10 11 -1 4
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 5 1 2 2 9 16 -7 4
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 5 0 2 3 5 11 -6 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Heinrich Güldenpfennig 13.00 4.32%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Darren Frost-Foster 6.50 3.90%
Mealwall (White) Ben Humble 6.00 5.55%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Cokill 6.00 -1.01%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Crandon 5.00 2.45%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Tom Watson 4.50 1.08%
Largentina. (Blue) Michael Salisbury 4.00 1.18%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Joseph Purdey 3.50 2.55%
Belly Italia (Red) Gavin Nayler 3.00 4.65%
Belly Italia (Red) Ryan Rouse 3.00 0.91%
Belly Italia (Red) Ashley Julien 3.00 0.42%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Boakes 2.50 4.68%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Dean Chappell 2.50 1.21%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Day 2.50 0.79%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Chapman 2.50 0.13%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Lee Deery 2.50 0.09%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Neale Youngman 2.00 1.08%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Neil Whitbread 2.00 0.94%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Kurtis Attridge 2.00 0.76%
Largentina. (Blue) Ian Cook 2.00 0.00%
Mealwall (White) Jason Graham 1.50 -0.29%
Belly Italia (Red) Nathan Wood 1.50 -0.59%
Mealwall (White) Mark North 1.00 2.78%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Dan Brown 1.00 -0.61%
Mealwall (White) Ashley Spencer 0.50 10.80%
Belly Italia (Red) Stephen Willis 0.50 0.93%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 26 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 29 May

    Largentina. (Blue)
    4 - 10
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    5 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    8 - 1
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 01 May

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    5 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 12
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    2 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 26 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

 

  • Thursday 05 June

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:30
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

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  • Thursday 22 May

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 9
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 4
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 6
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Mealwall (White)
    6 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 5
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    9 - 3
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Largentina. (Blue)
    9 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 7
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    8 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 24 April

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    6 - 4
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 7
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Mealwall (White)
    2 - 5
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 4
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    6 - 1
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    10 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)