Colchester Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turkish De Ligt (Black)
6
6
12
2
Largentina. (Blue)
6
4
8
3
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
6
2
5
4
Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
6
2
5
5
Belly Italia (Red)
6
2
4
6
Mealwall (White)
6
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 6 6 0 0 63 25 38 12
Largentina. (Blue) 6 4 0 2 53 35 18 8
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 6 2 1 3 30 37 -7 5
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 6 2 1 3 28 47 -19 5
Belly Italia (Red) 6 2 0 4 35 42 -7 4
Mealwall (White) 6 1 0 5 23 46 -23 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 6 6 0 0 15 2 13 12
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 6 2 2 2 12 10 2 6
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 6 3 0 3 10 8 2 6
Largentina. (Blue) 6 2 1 3 12 11 1 5
Belly Italia (Red) 6 1 3 2 9 11 -2 5
Mealwall (White) 6 0 2 4 3 19 -16 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 6 6 0 0 34 12 22 12
Largentina. (Blue) 6 4 0 2 28 13 15 8
Belly Italia (Red) 6 3 0 3 15 18 -3 6
Mealwall (White) 6 2 1 3 9 15 -6 5
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 6 1 2 3 8 14 -6 4
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 6 0 1 5 7 29 -22 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Heinrich Güldenpfennig 15.00 0.23%
Belly Italia (Red) Gavin Nayler 12.00 7.19%
Largentina. (Blue) Michael Salisbury 9.00 0.98%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Kurtis Attridge 8.50 6.84%
Largentina. (Blue) Haydon Brown 8.50 4.81%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Cokill 8.00 -1.29%
Largentina. (Blue) Ian Cook 6.50 4.97%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Darren Frost-Foster 6.50 2.63%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Boakes 5.00 1.44%
Mealwall (White) Mark North 3.50 3.21%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Crandon 3.50 2.18%
Belly Italia (Red) Nathan Wood 3.50 2.08%
Mealwall (White) Ian McDermott 3.50 1.24%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Joseph Purdey 3.50 1.09%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Attridge 3.00 4.87%
Largentina. (Blue) Ryan McElligott 3.00 3.17%
Mealwall (White) Rob Dack 3.00 0.97%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Neale Youngman 3.00 0.32%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Joe Shelton-Sayer 2.50 4.23%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Ellis 2.50 2.73%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Chapman 2.00 0.89%
Largentina. (Blue) sebastian mcafee 2.00 0.00%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Darren Porter 1.00 1.40%
Mealwall (White) George Hewson 1.00 0.55%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Mander 1.00 0.23%
Belly Italia (Red) Ashley Julien 1.00 -0.84%
Belly Italia (Red) Lee Hudson 0.50 3.02%
Largentina. (Blue) Brendan Golding 0.50 1.88%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Adam Dabbs 0.50 0.94%
Mealwall (White) Ashley Spencer 0.50 0.61%
Mealwall (White) Anthony Alambrides 0.50 0.17%
Belly Italia (Red) Oliver Furness 0.50 -0.84%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 02 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:30
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 04 September

    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 8
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    10 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    2 - 3
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    9 - 2
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 8
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 10
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 02 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

 

  • Thursday 18 September

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:30
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 11 September

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 7
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    10 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    9 - 8
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 28 August

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    11 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    2 - 5
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 5
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 21 August

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 9
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    11 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 4
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 14 August

    Mealwall (White)
    2 - 4
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    8 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 31 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    14 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    4 - 9
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    6 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 24 July

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 14
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Mealwall (White)
    4 - 6
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    7 - 9
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 18 September

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 25 September

    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)