Colchester Shrub End

Thursday | 20:00-22:00

Shrub End Sports Centre, 12 Boadicea Way Colchester, CO2 9BU

Welcome to MAN v FAT Shrub End. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Hello and welcome to MAN v FAT Football Shrub End. The first step is often the most difficult and now you have taken that step I am looking forward to helping you on your weight loss journey.

Tom Irving , Coach, Colchester Shrub End

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Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Turkish De Ligt (Black)
8
7
15
2
Belly Italia (Red)
8
5
10
3
Largentina. (Blue)
8
4
8
4
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
8
3
7
5
Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
8
3
6
6
Mealwall (White)
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 8 7 1 0 75 45 30 15
Belly Italia (Red) 8 5 0 3 54 45 9 10
Largentina. (Blue) 8 4 0 4 44 41 3 8
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 8 3 1 4 49 45 4 7
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 8 3 0 5 29 48 -19 6
Mealwall (White) 8 1 0 7 31 58 -27 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 8 8 0 0 19 4 15 16
Belly Italia (Red) 8 4 1 3 16 8 8 9
Largentina. (Blue) 8 4 1 3 13 11 2 9
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 8 2 2 4 11 10 1 6
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 8 2 1 5 6 18 -12 5
Mealwall (White) 8 1 1 6 6 20 -14 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Turkish De Ligt (Black) 8 5 3 0 39 24 15 13
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) 8 3 3 2 23 23 0 9
Belly Italia (Red) 8 4 1 3 20 22 -2 9
Largentina. (Blue) 8 3 1 4 18 17 1 7
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) 8 2 2 4 9 15 -6 6
Mealwall (White) 8 1 2 5 16 24 -8 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Heinrich Güldenpfennig 18.00 4.87%
Belly Italia (Red) Ryan Rouse 16.00 0.52%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Darren Frost-Foster 12.00 6.46%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Christopher Cokill 10.00 2.77%
Belly Italia (Red) Gavin Nayler 9.00 10.43%
Largentina. (Blue) Michael Salisbury 8.00 2.36%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Tom Watson 7.00 2.15%
Mealwall (White) Ben Humble 6.50 5.46%
Largentina. (Blue) Christopher Ellis 6.00 0.00%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Joseph Purdey 5.50 3.35%
Belly Italia (Red) Ashley Julien 5.50 2.72%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Ben Crandon 5.50 1.76%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Daniel Boakes 5.00 5.73%
Largentina. (Blue) Steven Chapman 5.00 1.45%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Dean Chappell 5.00 1.12%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Neale Youngman 4.50 1.40%
Turkish De Ligt (Black) Kurtis Attridge 4.50 1.36%
Mealwall (White) Jason Graham 4.50 0.78%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Lee Deery 4.00 0.70%
Mealwall (White) Mark North 3.50 5.64%
Largentina. (Blue) Ian Cook 3.00 1.02%
Mealwall (White) Ashley Spencer 2.50 10.48%
Largentina. (Blue) Haydon Brown 2.50 2.47%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Dan Brown 2.50 1.45%
Belly Italia (Red) Stephen Willis 2.50 0.82%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Neil Whitbread 2.50 0.00%
Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange) Matt Cheasman 2.00 2.06%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Ali Ahmed 1.50 1.34%
Mealwall (White) Gary Lynn 0.50 1.64%
Porky Blinders. (Yellow) Matt Hunter 0.50 1.09%
Largentina. (Blue) Brendan Golding 0.50 0.22%
Belly Italia (Red) Nathan Wood 0.50 -1.84%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 17 July

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 26 June

    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 6
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    17 - 4
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    12 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 29 May

    Largentina. (Blue)
    4 - 10
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    5 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    8 - 1
    Mealwall (White)

  • Thursday 01 May

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    5 - 2
    Mealwall (White)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    3 - 12
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    2 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 17 July

    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

 

  • Thursday 03 July

    Mealwall (White)
    VS 20:00
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    VS 21:00
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Belly Italia (Red)
    VS 20:30
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    VS 21:00
    Mealwall (White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 19 June

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    14 - 6
    Mealwall (White)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    6 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    4 - 3
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Belly Italia (Red)
    15 - 7
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 6
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    7 - 8
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 05 June

    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 7
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    12 - 7
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    4 - 3
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 22 May

    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 9
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Mealwall (White)
    3 - 4
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 6
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)

  • Thursday 15 May

    Mealwall (White)
    6 - 11
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    4 - 5
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    9 - 3
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 08 May

    Largentina. (Blue)
    9 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    5 - 7
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    8 - 8
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)

  • Thursday 24 April

    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    6 - 4
    Largentina. (Blue)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 7
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Mealwall (White)
    2 - 5
    Belly Italia (Red)

  • Thursday 17 April

    Belly Italia (Red)
    6 - 4
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Largentina. (Blue)
    6 - 1
    Mealwall (White)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    10 - 2
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)

  • Thursday 03 July

    Mealwall (White)
    0 - 0
    Belly Italia (Red)
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    0 - 0
    Largentina. (Blue)

  • Thursday 10 July

    Largentina. (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Porky Blinders. (Yellow)
    Belly Italia (Red)
    0 - 0
    Turkish De Ligt (Black)
    Sevilla Lacatalent (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Mealwall (White)