Southampton

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Goals Southampton, Millbrook Point Road, Millbrook, Southampton, SO15 0JZ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southampton. This is an active Club, but at present there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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As a nutritionist, working for Man v Fat has to be one of the most rewarding and inspiring jobs I have ever had. As well as seeing our members achieve amazing weight losses, averaging at 1 stone per person per season, it is also evident that improvements are being made week in week out in physical fitness, football skills and improved mental health. Man v Fat is so much more than just a weight loss programme, it is a place for like minded people of all shapes, sizes and abilities to achieve their goals, and make lasting friendships, in an environment full of fun and without judgements.

Alex Cook, Coach, Southampton

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
OB City (Reds)
3
3
6
2
Blue Balls United (Blues)
3
2
4
3
Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
3
1
2
4
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
3
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
OB City (Reds) 3 3 0 0 28 13 15 6
Blue Balls United (Blues) 3 2 0 1 27 22 5 4
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) 3 1 0 2 26 22 4 2
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) 3 0 0 3 8 32 -24 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
OB City (Reds) 3 3 0 0 12 7 5 6
Blue Balls United (Blues) 3 2 0 1 14 9 5 4
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) 3 1 0 2 9 11 -2 2
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) 3 0 0 3 4 12 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
OB City (Reds) 3 3 0 0 11 1 10 6
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) 3 2 0 1 8 3 5 4
Blue Balls United (Blues) 3 1 0 2 4 7 -3 2
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) 3 0 0 3 0 12 -12 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Daniel Sherwood 3.00 3.17%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Nick Robbins 3.00 2.56%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Chris Watson 2.50 2.69%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) John Mossey 2.50 2.47%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Chris Hendley 2.50 0.72%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Maciej Piwowarski 1.50 -0.24%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Craig Frampton 1.00 2.66%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Joe Cooper 1.00 1.97%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Mark Burton 1.00 1.97%
OB City (Reds) Dan Gardner 1.00 1.88%
OB City (Reds) Chris Hughes 1.00 1.63%
OB City (Reds) Martin Higgins 1.00 1.26%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) David Moles 1.00 1.21%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Dean Cantillon 1.00 1.15%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Keiran Fitzgerald 1.00 0.82%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Maca Smith 1.00 0.70%
OB City (Reds) Adil Rahman 0.50 1.13%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) James Button 0.50 0.91%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Kieran Kane 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    OB City (Reds)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    OB City (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    OB City (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 15 April

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    8 - 1
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    15 - 6
    OB City (Reds)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Reds)
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    OB City (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 24 June

    OB City (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

 

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    OB City (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    VS 20:00
    OB City (Reds)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    VS 20:00
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    OB City (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    OB City (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    OB City (Reds)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    OB City (Reds)
    VS 20:00
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    4 - 6
    OB City (Reds)
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    13 - 9
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    OB City (Reds)
    8 - 6
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    1 - 12
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    8 - 5
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    OB City (Reds)
    14 - 3
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    OB City (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    0 - 0
    OB City (Reds)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    OB City (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    OB City (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    0 - 0
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    0 - 0
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    OB City (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)

  • Tuesday 17 June

    OB City (Reds)
    0 - 0
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)