Southampton

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Goals Southampton, Millbrook Point Road, Millbrook, Southampton, SO15 0JZ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southampton. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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As a nutritionist, working for Man v Fat has to be one of the most rewarding and inspiring jobs I have ever had. As well as seeing our members achieve amazing weight losses, averaging at 1 stone per person per season, it is also evident that improvements are being made week in week out in physical fitness, football skills and improved mental health. Man v Fat is so much more than just a weight loss programme, it is a place for like minded people of all shapes, sizes and abilities to achieve their goals, and make lasting friendships, in an environment full of fun and without judgements.

Alex Cook, Coach, Southampton

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Balls United (Blues)
9
7
14
2
OB City (Reds)
9
5
10
3
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
9
4
8
4
Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Balls United (Blues) 9 7 0 2 89 54 35 14
OB City (Reds) 9 5 0 4 67 65 2 10
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) 9 4 0 5 64 85 -21 8
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) 9 2 0 7 65 81 -16 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Balls United (Blues) 9 7 0 2 40 19 21 14
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) 9 4 0 5 26 32 -6 8
OB City (Reds) 9 4 0 5 28 36 -8 8
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) 9 3 0 6 25 32 -7 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
OB City (Reds) 9 6 0 3 27 12 15 12
Blue Balls United (Blues) 9 5 1 3 27 20 7 11
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) 9 3 1 5 17 28 -11 7
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) 9 2 2 5 22 33 -11 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Daniel Sherwood 13.00 7.96%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Lucian Popusoi 10.00 10.50%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Nick Robbins 7.50 1.07%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Sam Musgrave 7.00 3.64%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Chris Hendley 6.50 3.17%
OB City (Reds) Pete Barnes 6.00 5.24%
OB City (Reds) Michael Chown 5.50 3.94%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Luke Cotter 5.50 0.00%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Chris Watson 5.00 2.98%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) David Moles 5.00 2.23%
OB City (Reds) Liam Dawtry 5.00 -0.26%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Kieran Kane 3.50 3.47%
OB City (Reds) Andy Beal 3.50 2.04%
OB City (Reds) Chris Hughes 3.50 0.67%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) John Mossey 3.00 3.17%
OB City (Reds) Martin Higgins 3.00 3.16%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Joe Glaze 3.00 -0.96%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Louis Whitfield 2.50 7.18%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Connor Mulkeirins 2.50 1.15%
Cucumber Thunder (Greens) Dean Cantillon 2.50 0.57%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Keiran Fitzgerald 2.50 0.49%
Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks) Mark Sammut 2.00 0.82%
Blue Balls United (Blues) Maciej Piwowarski 2.00 0.48%
OB City (Reds) Anish Paul 1.00 2.42%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    6 - 5
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    OB City (Reds)
    11 - 12
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)

  • Tuesday 10 June

    OB City (Reds)
    12 - 18
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    5 - 6
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 13 May

    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    7 - 21
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    7 - 15
    OB City (Reds)

  • Tuesday 15 April

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    8 - 1
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    15 - 6
    OB City (Reds)

 

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  • Tuesday 17 June

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    13 - 5
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    OB City (Reds)
    10 - 6
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 03 June

    OB City (Reds)
    10 - 15
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    6 - 15
    Blue Balls United (Blues)

  • Tuesday 27 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    8 - 5
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    OB City (Reds)
    8 - 1
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 20 May

    OB City (Reds)
    4 - 7
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    12 - 8
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 06 May

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    5 - 13
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    14 - 3
    OB City (Reds)

  • Tuesday 29 April

    OB City (Reds)
    4 - 9
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    11 - 4
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 22 April

    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    4 - 6
    OB City (Reds)
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    13 - 9
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    OB City (Reds)
    8 - 6
    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)
    1 - 12
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Blue Balls United (Blues)
    8 - 5
    Cucumber Thunder (Greens)
    OB City (Reds)
    14 - 3
    Borussia Mönuchengladblacks (Blacks)