Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Incredible Bulks (Green)
2
2
4
2
Red
2
2
4
3
Blue Southend
2
1
2
4
Black Puddingss
2
1
2
5
White
2
0
0
6
Yellows
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Incredible Bulks (Green) 2 2 0 0 29 10 19 4
Red 2 2 0 0 26 16 10 4
Blue Southend 2 1 0 1 27 20 7 2
Black Puddingss 2 1 0 1 20 23 -3 2
White 2 0 0 2 17 27 -10 0
Yellows 2 0 0 2 10 33 -23 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Incredible Bulks (Green) 2 2 0 0 23 5 18 4
Blue Southend 2 1 1 0 21 9 12 3
Red 2 1 1 0 11 10 1 3
Black Puddingss 2 1 0 1 15 15 0 2
White 2 0 0 2 14 21 -7 0
Yellows 2 0 0 2 4 28 -24 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red 2 2 0 0 8 1 7 4
Incredible Bulks (Green) 2 1 1 0 2 1 1 3
Blue Southend 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 2
Black Puddingss 2 1 0 1 1 5 -4 2
Yellows 2 0 1 1 0 2 -2 1
White 2 0 0 2 0 2 -2 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Red Michael Mahoney 5.50 1.84%
Red Alex Putt 2.50 2.86%
Yellows Ross Chipperfield 1.00 12.03%
Red Andrew Einchcomb 1.00 1.55%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Adam Dolman 1.00 1.49%
Blue Southend Peter Clark 1.00 0.74%
Black Puddingss Kieran Fry 1.00 0.33%
Yellows Gary Martin 0.50 1.44%
Black Puddingss Billy Ashton 0.50 1.41%
Red Rob Wilson 0.50 1.25%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Jim Weir 0.50 1.13%
Blue Southend Ben Rudd 0.50 0.83%
Red Alex Flynn 0.50 0.80%
Black Puddingss Simon Taylor 0.50 0.73%
Blue Southend Elliot Ede 0.50 0.50%
White Chima Eziwhou 0.50 0.44%
Black Puddingss James Langran 0.50 0.38%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Chris Rowland 0.50 0.26%
Red Daniel Brigden-Taylor 0.50 0.13%
Red Steven Lee 0.50 0.09%
White Jim Flokalis 0.50 0.08%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Sam Lund 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 19 June

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    White

  • Thursday 19 June

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 19 June

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 10 July

    Red
    VS 20:30
    White

  • Thursday 10 July

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 10 July

    Blue Southend
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 22 May

    Red
    16 - 5
    Yellows
    Blue Southend
    20 - 7
    White
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    9 - 9
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 19 June

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    White
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Red
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 10 July

    Red
    0 - 0
    White
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

 

  • Thursday 05 June

    White
    VS 20:30
    Red

  • Thursday 05 June

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 05 June

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 12 June

    Blue Southend
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 12 June

    Red
    VS 21:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 12 June

    Yellows
    VS 21:30
    White

  • Thursday 26 June

    Blue Southend
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 26 June

    Red
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 26 June

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:30
    White

  • Thursday 03 July

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 03 July

    White
    VS 21:00
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 03 July

    Yellows
    VS 21:30
    Red

  • Thursday 17 July

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 17 July

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 17 July

    White
    VS 21:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 24 July

    White
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 24 July

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 24 July

    Blue Southend
    VS 21:30
    Red

  • Thursday 31 July

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 31 July

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 31 July

    White
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 07 August

    Blue Southend
    VS 21:00
    White

  • Thursday 07 August

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 14 August

    White
    VS 20:30
    Red

  • Thursday 14 August

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 14 August

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:30
    Blue Southend

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 15 May

    White
    6 - 13
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Black Puddingss
    6 - 12
    Red
    Yellows
    6 - 17
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 08 May

    Blue Southend
    10 - 14
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    16 - 4
    Yellows
    White
    11 - 14
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 05 June

    White
    0 - 0
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend

  • Thursday 12 June

    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Red
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    White

  • Thursday 26 June

    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Red
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    White

  • Thursday 03 July

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    White
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Red

  • Thursday 17 July

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red
    White
    0 - 0
    Yellows

  • Thursday 24 July

    White
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    Red

  • Thursday 31 July

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Red
    White
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 07 August

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Blue Southend
    0 - 0
    White
    Red
    0 - 0
    Yellows

  • Thursday 14 August

    White
    0 - 0
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Southend