Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Largentina Blacks
5
5
10
2
The Great White Stretch Marks
5
4
8
3
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
5
2
5
4
Yellow Chubmarines.
5
2
4
5
Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
5
1
3
6
Percy Pinks
5
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina Blacks 5 5 0 0 69 43 26 10
The Great White Stretch Marks 5 4 0 1 96 49 47 8
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 5 2 1 2 66 71 -5 5
Yellow Chubmarines. 5 2 0 3 60 78 -18 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 5 1 1 3 62 70 -8 3
Percy Pinks 5 0 0 5 36 78 -42 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Stretch Marks 5 5 0 0 71 30 41 10
Largentina Blacks 5 5 0 0 51 30 21 10
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 5 2 1 2 50 49 1 5
Yellow Chubmarines. 5 2 0 3 44 60 -16 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 5 0 1 4 48 60 -12 1
Percy Pinks 5 0 0 5 25 60 -35 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Largentina Blacks 5 3 2 0 9 3 6 8
The Great White Stretch Marks 5 3 0 2 14 5 9 6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. 5 2 1 2 5 2 3 5
Percy Pinks 5 1 2 2 3 6 -3 4
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue 5 1 2 2 2 10 -8 4
Yellow Chubmarines. 5 1 1 3 2 9 -7 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Yellow Chubmarines. Neil Moore 8.00 5.36%
The Great White Stretch Marks Harry Williams 6.50 4.09%
The Great White Stretch Marks Charles Mackenzie 6.00 6.12%
Largentina Blacks Tayler Champness 3.50 2.34%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Jim Weir 3.00 2.46%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Ethem Ethemsoy 3.00 1.58%
Percy Pinks Thomas-Lee Marshall 3.00 1.38%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. James Langran 2.50 3.18%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Daniel Glockling 2.50 2.21%
Percy Pinks Steven Lee 2.00 2.12%
Yellow Chubmarines. Danny Creighton 1.00 3.65%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Alex Flynn 1.00 2.56%
Yellow Chubmarines. Billy Ashton 1.00 2.06%
Percy Pinks Darryl Robison 1.00 1.30%
Largentina Blacks Stephen Cook 1.00 0.50%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas. Simon Taylor 1.00 0.40%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue jim flokalis 1.00 0.22%
Percy Pinks Sam Robinson 1.00 0.20%
Olympique Mayonnaise Blue Elliot Ede 0.50 1.31%
Percy Pinks Julian Ingrosso 0.50 0.77%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 03 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 03 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 06 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    19 - 7
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    5 - 18
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    13 - 19
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 30 January

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    12 - 14
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    17 - 11
    Percy Pinks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    5 - 15
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 03 April

    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

 

  • Thursday 13 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 13 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 13 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:30
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 20 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 20:30
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 20 March

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 21:00
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 20 March

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 27 March

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 27 March

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Largentina Blacks
    VS 21:00
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 10 April

    Percy Pinks
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    VS 20:30
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 17 April

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    VS 21:00
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 17 April

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    VS 21:30
    Yellow Chubmarines.

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 27 February

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    23 - 17
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    10 - 23
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 8
    Percy Pinks

  • Thursday 20 February

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    17 - 10
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    9 - 25
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    13 - 15
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 06 February

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    14 - 17
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    13 - 19
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 23 January

    Percy Pinks
    2 - 16
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Largentina Blacks
    14 - 13
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    16 - 13
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.

  • Thursday 16 January

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    2 - 2
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    18 - 11
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    Percy Pinks
    3 - 12
    Largentina Blacks

  • Thursday 13 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue

  • Thursday 20 March

    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 27 March

    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.

  • Thursday 10 April

    Yellow Chubmarines.
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    Largentina Blacks
    0 - 0
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    Percy Pinks
    0 - 0
    The Great White Stretch Marks

  • Thursday 17 April

    The Great White Stretch Marks
    0 - 0
    Largentina Blacks
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas.
    0 - 0
    Percy Pinks
    Olympique Mayonnaise Blue
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines.