Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith, Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Black Puddingss
1
1
2
2
Yellows
1
1
2
3
The Great White Shanks
1
1
2
4
Blue Waffles
1
0
0
5
Red
1
0
0
6
Incredible Bulks (Green)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Puddingss 1 1 0 0 15 7 8 2
Yellows 1 1 0 0 20 14 6 2
The Great White Shanks 1 1 0 0 13 11 2 2
Blue Waffles 1 0 0 1 11 13 -2 0
Red 1 0 0 1 14 20 -6 0
Incredible Bulks (Green) 1 0 0 1 7 15 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Puddingss 1 1 0 0 11 4 7 2
Yellows 1 1 0 0 16 11 5 2
Blue Waffles 1 0 1 0 8 8 0 1
The Great White Shanks 1 0 1 0 8 8 0 1
Red 1 0 0 1 11 16 -5 0
Incredible Bulks (Green) 1 0 0 1 4 11 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Puddingss 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Yellows 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Blue Waffles 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
The Great White Shanks 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Red 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Incredible Bulks (Green) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Incredible Bulks (Green) Scott Bruce 0.50 3.47%
The Great White Shanks Joe Reeves 0.50 3.34%
Red Andrew Dredge 0.50 2.50%
Black Puddingss Rob Wilson 0.50 2.13%
Black Puddingss Steven Lee 0.50 1.30%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Jamie Wood 0.50 1.17%
Blue Waffles Jay Tarbuck 0.50 1.10%
Blue Waffles Dan Smith 0.50 0.49%
Yellows Chris Rowland 0.50 0.43%
Yellows Adam Dolman 0.50 0.22%
Black Puddingss Daniel Jones 0.50 0.22%
Red Thomas-Lee Marshall 0.50 0.15%
Yellows Julian Ingrosso 0.50 0.11%
Yellows Luke Shephard 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 25 September

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 25 September

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 25 September

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 23 October

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 23 October

    Red
    VS 21:00
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 23 October

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 20 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 20 November

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 20 November

    Yellows
    VS 21:30
    Red

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 25 September

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Red
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 23 October

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Red
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 20 November

    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Red

 

  • Thursday 18 September

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 18 September

    Blue Waffles
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 18 September

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 02 October

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 20:30
    Red

  • Thursday 02 October

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 02 October

    Blue Waffles
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 09 October

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 09 October

    Red
    VS 21:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 09 October

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 16 October

    Blue Waffles
    VS 20:30
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 16 October

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 16 October

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 30 October

    Blue Waffles
    VS 20:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 30 October

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:00
    Yellows

  • Thursday 30 October

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:30
    Red

  • Thursday 06 November

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 06 November

    Red
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 13 November

    Blue Waffles
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 13 November

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 13 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 27 November

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 27 November

    Blue Waffles
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 27 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 04 December

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 04 December

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 11 September

    Yellows
    20 - 14
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    7 - 15
    Black Puddingss
    The Great White Shanks
    13 - 11
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 18 September

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 02 October

    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 09 October

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Red
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 16 October

    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Red
    0 - 0
    Yellows

  • Thursday 30 October

    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Red

  • Thursday 06 November

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Red
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 13 November

    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 27 November

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss