Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith., Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Great White Shanks
8
6
12
2
Black Puddingss
8
5
12
3
Yellows
8
5
11
4
Red
8
4
8
5
Incredible Bulks (Green)
8
1
3
6
Blue Waffles
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Shanks 8 6 0 2 113 81 32 12
Black Puddingss 8 5 2 1 103 75 28 12
Yellows 8 5 1 2 112 91 21 11
Red 8 4 0 4 97 115 -18 8
Incredible Bulks (Green) 8 1 1 6 63 91 -28 3
Blue Waffles 8 1 0 7 77 112 -35 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Puddingss 8 6 2 0 83 45 38 14
The Great White Shanks 8 5 2 1 91 51 40 12
Yellows 8 5 1 2 90 69 21 11
Red 8 2 1 5 70 96 -26 5
Blue Waffles 8 1 2 5 47 81 -34 4
Incredible Bulks (Green) 8 1 0 7 47 86 -39 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Red 8 3 3 2 5 3 2 9
Blue Waffles 8 3 2 3 14 5 9 8
Yellows 8 3 2 3 4 4 0 8
The Great White Shanks 8 2 4 2 4 5 -1 8
Incredible Bulks (Green) 8 3 2 3 -7 -6 -1 8
Black Puddingss 8 3 1 4 1 10 -9 7
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black Puddingss Rob Wilson 10.50 11.07%
Blue Waffles Steve Shanks 10.50 5.42%
Blue Waffles Ben Rudd 7.50 3.26%
The Great White Shanks Macey Fletcher 5.50 4.15%
Red Alex Putt 5.00 3.57%
Yellows Darryl Robison 4.50 4.66%
Blue Waffles Neil Moore 4.00 3.37%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Dean Potter 3.50 3.80%
Yellows Chris Rowland 3.50 0.78%
Red Andrew Einchcomb 3.00 2.53%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Scott Bruce 3.00 1.59%
Red Thomas-Lee Marshall 3.00 0.98%
Black Puddingss Nicholas Smithers 2.50 1.37%
Blue Waffles Dan Smith 1.00 0.79%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Jamie Wood 1.00 0.00%
The Great White Shanks Sam Lund 1.00 -2.05%
Black Puddingss Steve Reddington 0.50 1.72%
Red Harry Mayson 0.50 1.50%
The Great White Shanks Nathan Lambert 0.50 1.09%
The Great White Shanks James Langran 0.50 0.64%
Yellows Trel Connell 0.50 0.09%
Red Daniel Brigden-Taylor 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 27 November

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Red

  • Thursday 27 November

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 27 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Blue Waffles

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 30 October

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    13 - 8
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    8 - 21
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    13 - 17
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 25 September

    Red
    11 - 19
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    14 - 12
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    10 - 6
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 27 November

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles

 

  • Thursday 04 December

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 20:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 04 December

    Blue Waffles
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 04 December

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 11 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 11 December

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 11 December

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 20 November

    The Great White Shanks
    8 - 14
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    5 - 12
    Red
    Blue Waffles
    15 - 18
    Yellows

  • Thursday 13 November

    Red
    12 - 28
    The Great White Shanks
    Black Puddingss
    18 - 17
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    4 - 9
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Black Puddingss
    13 - 15
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    17 - 12
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    7 - 6
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Red
    10 - 18
    Yellows
    Black Puddingss
    8 - 8
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Blue Waffles
    3 - 11
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 16 October

    Black Puddingss
    12 - 3
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    16 - 7
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Yellows
    20 - 7
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 02 October

    The Great White Shanks
    16 - 7
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    11 - 12
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    9 - 15
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 18 September

    The Great White Shanks
    17 - 10
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Blue Waffles
    8 - 11
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    8 - 8
    Yellows

  • Thursday 11 September

    Yellows
    20 - 14
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    7 - 15
    Black Puddingss
    The Great White Shanks
    13 - 11
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 04 December

    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows

  • Thursday 11 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss