Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith., Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Great White Shanks
6
5
10
2
Yellows
6
4
9
3
Black Puddingss
6
3
8
4
Red
6
3
6
5
Blue Waffles
6
1
2
6
Incredible Bulks (Green)
6
0
1

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Shanks 6 5 0 1 77 55 22 10
Yellows 6 4 1 1 90 67 23 9
Black Puddingss 6 3 2 1 71 50 21 8
Red 6 3 0 3 73 82 -9 6
Blue Waffles 6 1 0 5 45 76 -31 2
Incredible Bulks (Green) 6 0 1 5 49 75 -26 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Puddingss 6 5 1 0 64 32 32 11
The Great White Shanks 6 4 1 1 60 38 22 9
Yellows 6 4 1 1 71 52 19 9
Blue Waffles 6 1 2 3 32 57 -25 4
Red 6 1 1 4 50 67 -17 3
Incredible Bulks (Green) 6 0 0 6 34 65 -31 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Shanks 6 2 3 1 3 0 3 7
Red 6 3 1 2 5 3 2 7
Blue Waffles 6 2 2 2 2 -1 3 6
Yellows 6 2 2 2 3 2 1 6
Incredible Bulks (Green) 6 2 1 3 -4 -1 -3 5
Black Puddingss 6 2 1 3 -4 2 -6 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black Puddingss Rob Wilson 8.50 9.35%
Blue Waffles Steve Shanks 5.50 4.75%
Red Alex Putt 5.00 3.64%
The Great White Shanks Macey Fletcher 5.00 3.57%
Yellows Darryl Robison 4.00 4.04%
Red Thomas-Lee Marshall 3.50 0.53%
Blue Waffles Ben Rudd 3.00 2.71%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Scott Bruce 3.00 2.34%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Dean Potter 3.00 2.03%
Blue Waffles Neil Moore 2.00 1.73%
Yellows Chris Rowland 2.00 0.70%
Black Puddingss Nicholas Smithers 1.00 1.29%
Blue Waffles Dan Smith 1.00 0.79%
Red Andrew Einchcomb 1.00 0.29%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Jamie Wood 1.00 0.00%
The Great White Shanks Sam Lund 1.00 -2.36%
Red Harry Mayson 0.50 1.50%
Yellows Adam Dolman 0.50 -0.22%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 27 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 27 November

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 27 November

    Yellows
    VS 21:30
    Red

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 30 October

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    13 - 8
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    8 - 21
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    13 - 17
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 25 September

    Red
    11 - 19
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    14 - 12
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    10 - 6
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 27 November

    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Red

 

  • Thursday 13 November

    Yellows
    VS 20:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 13 November

    Black Puddingss
    VS 21:00
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 13 November

    Red
    VS 21:30
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 20 November

    Blue Waffles
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 20 November

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 20 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 04 December

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 04 December

    Blue Waffles
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 04 December

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 11 December

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 11 December

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 06 November

    Black Puddingss
    13 - 15
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    17 - 12
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    7 - 6
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Red
    10 - 18
    Yellows
    Black Puddingss
    8 - 8
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Blue Waffles
    3 - 11
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 16 October

    Black Puddingss
    12 - 3
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    16 - 7
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Yellows
    20 - 7
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 02 October

    The Great White Shanks
    16 - 7
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    11 - 12
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    9 - 15
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 18 September

    The Great White Shanks
    17 - 10
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Blue Waffles
    8 - 11
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    8 - 8
    Yellows

  • Thursday 11 September

    Yellows
    20 - 14
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    7 - 15
    Black Puddingss
    The Great White Shanks
    13 - 11
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 13 November

    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Red
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 20 November

    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 04 December

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss