Southend

Thursday | 20:30-22:00

Goals Southend, Chase High School, Prittlewell Chase, Southend, SS0 0RT

Welcome to MAN v FAT Southend. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Southend, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Leanne Smith., Coach, Southend

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Great White Shanks
7
6
12
2
Black Puddingss
7
4
10
3
Yellows
7
4
9
4
Red
7
3
6
5
Incredible Bulks (Green)
7
1
3
6
Blue Waffles
7
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Great White Shanks 7 6 0 1 105 67 38 12
Black Puddingss 7 4 2 1 89 67 22 10
Yellows 7 4 1 2 94 76 18 9
Red 7 3 0 4 85 110 -25 6
Incredible Bulks (Green) 7 1 1 5 58 79 -21 3
Blue Waffles 7 1 0 6 62 94 -32 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Puddingss 7 6 1 0 77 39 38 13
The Great White Shanks 7 5 1 1 85 45 40 11
Yellows 7 4 1 2 79 61 18 9
Blue Waffles 7 1 2 4 39 70 -31 4
Red 7 1 1 5 57 92 -35 3
Incredible Bulks (Green) 7 1 0 6 43 73 -30 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Waffles 7 3 2 2 10 0 10 8
The Great White Shanks 7 2 4 1 4 1 3 8
Red 7 3 2 2 6 4 2 8
Incredible Bulks (Green) 7 3 1 3 -6 -5 -1 7
Yellows 7 2 2 3 -1 0 -1 6
Black Puddingss 7 2 1 4 -3 10 -13 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Black Puddingss Rob Wilson 9.00 10.25%
Blue Waffles Steve Shanks 9.00 5.13%
Blue Waffles Ben Rudd 7.50 3.26%
The Great White Shanks Macey Fletcher 5.50 4.44%
Red Alex Putt 5.00 3.57%
Yellows Darryl Robison 4.50 4.66%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Dean Potter 3.00 1.68%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Scott Bruce 3.00 1.59%
Blue Waffles Neil Moore 2.50 2.65%
Red Andrew Einchcomb 2.50 1.27%
Red Thomas-Lee Marshall 2.50 -0.60%
Yellows Chris Rowland 2.00 0.70%
Black Puddingss Nicholas Smithers 1.00 1.29%
Blue Waffles Dan Smith 1.00 0.79%
Incredible Bulks (Green) Jamie Wood 1.00 0.00%
The Great White Shanks Sam Lund 1.00 -2.25%
Red Harry Mayson 0.50 1.50%
The Great White Shanks Nathan Lambert 0.50 1.09%
Red Daniel Brigden-Taylor 0.50 0.07%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Thursday 27 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 27 November

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 27 November

    Yellows
    VS 21:30
    Red

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Thursday 30 October

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    13 - 8
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    8 - 21
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    13 - 17
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 25 September

    Red
    11 - 19
    Black Puddingss
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    14 - 12
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    10 - 6
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 27 November

    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    Red

 

  • Thursday 20 November

    Blue Waffles
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 20 November

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 20 November

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 04 December

    Black Puddingss
    VS 20:30
    Yellows

  • Thursday 04 December

    Blue Waffles
    VS 21:00
    Red

  • Thursday 04 December

    The Great White Shanks
    VS 21:30
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 11 December

    Yellows
    VS 21:00
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 11 December

    Red
    VS 21:30
    Black Puddingss

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Thursday 13 November

    Red
    12 - 28
    The Great White Shanks
    Black Puddingss
    18 - 17
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    4 - 9
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 06 November

    Black Puddingss
    13 - 15
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    17 - 12
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    7 - 6
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 23 October

    Red
    10 - 18
    Yellows
    Black Puddingss
    8 - 8
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Blue Waffles
    3 - 11
    The Great White Shanks

  • Thursday 16 October

    Black Puddingss
    12 - 3
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    16 - 7
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Yellows
    20 - 7
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 02 October

    The Great White Shanks
    16 - 7
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    11 - 12
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    9 - 15
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 18 September

    The Great White Shanks
    17 - 10
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    Blue Waffles
    8 - 11
    Red
    Black Puddingss
    8 - 8
    Yellows

  • Thursday 11 September

    Yellows
    20 - 14
    Red
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    7 - 15
    Black Puddingss
    The Great White Shanks
    13 - 11
    Blue Waffles

  • Thursday 20 November

    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss

  • Thursday 04 December

    Black Puddingss
    0 - 0
    Yellows
    Blue Waffles
    0 - 0
    Red
    The Great White Shanks
    0 - 0
    Incredible Bulks (Green)

  • Thursday 11 December

    Incredible Bulks (Green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Waffles
    Yellows
    0 - 0
    The Great White Shanks
    Red
    0 - 0
    Black Puddingss