Ashton

Friday | 19:00-20:00

Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden Manchester, M43 7LJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Ashton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Join the UK's #1 Male only weightloss programme today. Friday nights are MAN v FAT Football Nights down here at the Ashton Club. Come and join our amazing community of men who together are losing weight, getting fitter and making lifestyle changes as part of our Club. MAN v FAT Football - More Than Football

Martin McLaren, Coach, Ashton

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
10
7
15
2
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
10
7
14
3
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
10
4
10
4
Juventubs (Ashton Green)
10
5
10
5
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
10
3
7
6
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
10
2
4

Great laugh, great bunch of lads and brilliant for weight loss. There is no judgement here and everyone is pulling in the same direction.

Martin Wright - Lost 10%

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) 10 7 1 2 124 79 45 15
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) 10 7 0 3 80 70 10 14
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) 10 4 2 4 87 71 16 10
Juventubs (Ashton Green) 10 5 0 5 83 94 -11 10
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) 10 3 1 6 69 80 -11 7
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) 10 2 0 8 60 109 -49 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Juventubs (Ashton Green) 10 7 0 3 48 30 18 14
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) 10 6 2 2 35 25 10 14
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) 10 5 1 4 46 33 13 11
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) 10 3 3 4 37 37 0 9
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) 10 3 1 6 28 31 -3 7
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) 10 2 1 7 16 54 -38 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) 10 7 1 2 32 17 15 15
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) 10 6 2 2 17 10 7 14
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) 10 4 2 4 14 13 1 10
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) 10 4 2 4 11 12 -1 10
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) 10 3 2 5 20 22 -2 8
Juventubs (Ashton Green) 10 1 1 8 6 26 -20 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Bryan Davies 12.00 13.18%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Adam Wilde 9.00 9.19%
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) Scott Kincaid 9.00 -1.45%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Lee Dennison 8.50 10.29%
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) Ryan Marsden 8.50 6.52%
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) Ian Roberts 7.50 3.26%
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) Chris Tierney 7.50 2.36%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Dylan Madden 6.50 5.82%
Juventubs (Ashton Green) Joe Barlow 6.50 5.58%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Zac Curran 6.50 5.52%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Andy Connell 6.00 3.53%
Juventubs (Ashton Green) Daniel Hibbert 5.50 4.20%
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) Lee Carse 5.50 3.50%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Stephen Bradwell 5.50 2.29%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Adam Crowther 5.00 3.18%
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) Harry Taylor 3.50 2.52%
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) Liam Anderson 3.50 2.13%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Calum Fox 3.50 1.66%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Carl Lawton 3.50 1.06%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Sam Mason 3.00 2.78%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Brad Jackson 2.50 3.87%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Kieron Dore 2.50 0.10%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Craig McGrath 2.00 0.12%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Conagh Fitzgerald 2.00 0.00%
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) Connor Thompson 1.50 2.31%
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) Jay Bowater 1.50 0.23%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Ben Barnett 1.00 2.48%
Juventubs (Ashton Green) Mathew Brindle 0.50 0.15%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 12 December

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)

  • Friday 12 December

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)

  • Friday 12 December

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 21 November

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    14 - 9
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    10 - 12
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    6 - 13
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)

  • Friday 24 October

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    14 - 9
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    3 - 8
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    4 - 15
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)

  • Friday 26 September

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    14 - 9
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    7 - 9
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    6 - 17
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)

  • Friday 12 December

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 05 December

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    5 - 7
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    10 - 6
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    6 - 21
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)

  • Friday 28 November

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    5 - 15
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    10 - 5
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    9 - 3
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)

  • Friday 14 November

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    3 - 13
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    6 - 6
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    17 - 8
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)

  • Friday 07 November

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    9 - 6
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    9 - 8
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    8 - 10
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)

  • Friday 31 October

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    3 - 16
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    8 - 16
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    11 - 11
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)

  • Friday 17 October

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    8 - 7
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    7 - 6
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    10 - 7
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)

  • Friday 10 October

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    11 - 3
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    3 - 11
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    8 - 16
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)

  • Friday 03 October

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    9 - 1
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    10 - 7
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    4 - 5
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)

  • Friday 19 September

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    1 - 11
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    11 - 5
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    7 - 10
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)

  • Friday 12 September

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    11 - 8
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    6 - 7
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    13 - 10
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)