Ashton
Friday | 19:00-20:00
Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden Manchester, M43 7LJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Ashton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Join the UK's #1 Male only weightloss programme today. Friday nights are MAN v FAT Football Nights down here at the Ashton Club. Come and join our amazing community of men who together are losing weight, getting fitter and making lifestyle changes as part of our Club. MAN v FAT Football - More Than Football
Martin McLaren, Coach, Ashton
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
7
4
9
2
Juventubs (Ashton Green)
7
4
8
3
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
7
4
8
4
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
7
3
7
5
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
7
3
6
6
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
7
2
4
Great laugh, great bunch of lads and brilliant for weight loss. There is no judgement here and everyone is pulling in the same direction.
Martin Wright - Lost 10%
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 76 | 60 | 16 | 9 |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 62 | 62 | 0 | 8 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 51 | 59 | -8 | 8 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 60 | 39 | 21 | 7 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 53 | 57 | -4 | 6 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 46 | 71 | -25 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 21 | 16 | 12 |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 18 | 13 | 9 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 25 | 23 | 2 | 8 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 14 | 33 | -19 | 5 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 23 | -3 | 4 |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 18 | 27 | -9 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 10 |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 9 |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 9 |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 7 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 6 |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 11 | -6 | 5 |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 17 | -12 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Adam Wilde | 9.00 | 9.19% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ryan Marsden | 8.00 | 7.12% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Bryan Davies | 6.50 | 7.64% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Lee Dennison | 6.00 | 7.94% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Dylan Madden | 5.50 | 5.11% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Chris Tierney | 5.50 | 2.09% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Andy Connell | 5.00 | 3.24% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Joe Barlow | 4.00 | 4.01% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Scott Kincaid | 4.00 | -2.90% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Harry Taylor | 3.00 | 3.30% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Daniel Hibbert | 3.00 | 3.09% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Adam Crowther | 3.00 | 1.96% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Stephen Bradwell | 3.00 | 1.81% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Carl Lawton | 3.00 | 1.55% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Calum Fox | 3.00 | 1.44% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Kieron Dore | 3.00 | 0.00% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ian Roberts | 2.50 | 2.75% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Sam Mason | 2.50 | 2.46% |
| Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Max Kirkman | 2.50 | 1.60% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Liam Anderson | 2.50 | 1.52% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Lee Carse | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Craig McGrath | 2.00 | 0.24% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Jay Bowater | 1.50 | 0.23% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Ben Barnett | 1.00 | 2.48% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Zac Curran | 0.50 | 1.15% |
| Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Brad Jackson | 0.50 | 0.34% |
| Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Connor Thompson | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Conagh Fitzgerald | 0.50 | -1.18% |
| KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Samuel Bowater | 0.50 | -1.55% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 21 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 21 November
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:30Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 21 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 20:00Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 24 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)14 - 9Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)3 - 8Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)4 - 15Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 26 September
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)14 - 9Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Juventubs (Ashton Green)7 - 9Man Titty (Ashton Blue)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 17Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 21 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
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Friday 14 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 14 November
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:30Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 14 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 28 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 19:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 28 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:30Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 28 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 05 December
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 05 December
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 19:30Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 05 December
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 07 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)9 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)9 - 8Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)8 - 10Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 31 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)3 - 16Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)8 - 16Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)11 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 17 October
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)8 - 7Juventubs (Ashton Green)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)7 - 6KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)10 - 7Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 10 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)11 - 3Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)3 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Juventubs (Ashton Green)8 - 16Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 03 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)9 - 1Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)10 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)4 - 5Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 19 September
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)1 - 11KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)11 - 5Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)7 - 10Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 12 September
Juventubs (Ashton Green)11 - 8Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)13 - 10Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 14 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 28 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 05 December
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)