Ashton

Friday | 19:00-20:00

Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden Manchester, M43 7LJ

Welcome to MAN v FAT Ashton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Join the UK's #1 Male only weightloss programme today. Friday nights are MAN v FAT Football Nights down here at the Ashton Club. Come and join our amazing community of men who together are losing weight, getting fitter and making lifestyle changes as part of our Club. MAN v FAT Football - More Than Football

Martin McLaren, Coach, Ashton

Leaderboard

Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
1
1
2
2
Juventubs (Ashton Green)
1
1
2
3
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
1
1
2
4
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
1
0
0
5
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
1
0
0
6
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
1
0
0

Great laugh, great bunch of lads and brilliant for weight loss. There is no judgement here and everyone is pulling in the same direction.

Martin Wright - Lost 10%

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) 1 1 0 0 13 10 3 2
Juventubs (Ashton Green) 1 1 0 0 11 8 3 2
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) 1 1 0 0 7 6 1 2
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) 1 0 0 1 6 7 -1 0
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) 1 0 0 1 10 13 -3 0
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) 1 0 0 1 8 11 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) 1 1 0 0 3 1 2 2
Juventubs (Ashton Green) 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 2
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) 1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) 1 1 0 0 6 3 3 2
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Juventubs (Ashton Green) 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) 1 0 0 1 3 6 -3 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Adam Wilde 3.50 3.85%
Juventubs (Ashton Green) Daniel Hibbert 0.50 3.09%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Sam Mason 0.50 2.14%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Dylan Madden 0.50 2.04%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Craig McGrath 0.50 1.77%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Ashley Rodriguez 0.50 1.66%
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) Ryan Marsden 0.50 1.40%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Calum Fox 0.50 1.33%
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) Jay Bowater 0.50 1.32%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Jon Shaw 0.50 1.14%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Daniel Hughes 0.50 0.74%
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) Chris Tierney 0.50 0.73%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Lee Dennison 0.50 0.72%
Juventubs (Ashton Green) Max Kirkman 0.50 0.60%
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) Ian Roberts 0.50 0.51%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Adam Crowther 0.50 0.49%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Stephen Bradwell 0.50 0.48%
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) Conagh Fitzgerald 0.50 0.39%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Kieron Dore 0.50 0.31%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Greg Ross 0.50 0.27%
Juventubs (Ashton Green) Reece Taylor 0.50 0.27%
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) Andy Connell 0.50 0.20%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Daniel Gorton 0.50 0.17%
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) Samuel Bowater 0.50 0.11%
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) Ian Duffy 0.50 0.10%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 26 September

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    VS 19:00
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
  • Friday 26 September

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 26 September

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
  • Friday 24 October

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    VS 19:00
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
  • Friday 24 October

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
  • Friday 24 October

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 21 November

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
  • Friday 21 November

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
  • Friday 21 November

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    VS 20:00
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 26 September

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
  • Friday 24 October

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 21 November

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)

 

  • Friday 19 September

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    VS 19:00
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 19 September

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
  • Friday 19 September

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 03 October

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
  • Friday 03 October

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
  • Friday 03 October

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    VS 20:00
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 10 October

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    VS 19:00
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
  • Friday 10 October

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 10 October

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    VS 20:00
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 17 October

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 17 October

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    VS 19:30
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 17 October

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 31 October

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    VS 19:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 31 October

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 31 October

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    VS 20:00
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
  • Friday 07 November

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 07 November

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    VS 19:30
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
  • Friday 07 November

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 14 November

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    VS 19:00
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 14 November

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    VS 19:30
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
  • Friday 14 November

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
  • Friday 28 November

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    VS 19:00
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 28 November

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
  • Friday 28 November

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 05 December

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    VS 19:00
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
  • Friday 05 December

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    VS 19:30
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 05 December

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 12 September

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    11 - 8
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    6 - 7
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    13 - 10
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
  • Friday 19 September

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 03 October

    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 10 October

    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
  • Friday 17 October

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
  • Friday 31 October

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    0 - 0
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
  • Friday 07 November

    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 14 November

    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    0 - 0
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
  • Friday 28 November

    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
    0 - 0
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    0 - 0
    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
  • Friday 05 December

    KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
    0 - 0
    Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
    Juventubs (Ashton Green)
    0 - 0
    Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
    Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)