Ashton
Friday | 19:00-20:00
Laurus Ryecroft School, Lumb Lane, Droylsden Manchester, M43 7LJ
Welcome to MAN v FAT Ashton. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Join the UK's #1 Male only weightloss programme today. Friday nights are MAN v FAT Football Nights down here at the Ashton Club. Come and join our amazing community of men who together are losing weight, getting fitter and making lifestyle changes as part of our Club. MAN v FAT Football - More Than Football
Martin McLaren, Coach, Ashton
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)
1
1
2
2
Juventubs (Ashton Green)
1
1
2
3
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
1
1
2
4
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)
1
0
0
5
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)
1
0
0
6
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
1
0
0
Great laugh, great bunch of lads and brilliant for weight loss. There is no judgement here and everyone is pulling in the same direction.
Martin Wright - Lost 10%
Latest league fixtures / results
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 2 |
Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 2 |
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 0 |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 13 | -3 | 0 |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 11 | -3 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 0 |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 0 |
P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
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Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 |
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
Juventubs (Ashton Green) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 0 |
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -1 | 0 |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 0 |
Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
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Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Adam Wilde | 3.50 | 3.85% |
Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Daniel Hibbert | 0.50 | 3.09% |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Sam Mason | 0.50 | 2.14% |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Dylan Madden | 0.50 | 2.04% |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Craig McGrath | 0.50 | 1.77% |
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Ashley Rodriguez | 0.50 | 1.66% |
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ryan Marsden | 0.50 | 1.40% |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Calum Fox | 0.50 | 1.33% |
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Jay Bowater | 0.50 | 1.32% |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Jon Shaw | 0.50 | 1.14% |
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Daniel Hughes | 0.50 | 0.74% |
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Chris Tierney | 0.50 | 0.73% |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Lee Dennison | 0.50 | 0.72% |
Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Max Kirkman | 0.50 | 0.60% |
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) | Ian Roberts | 0.50 | 0.51% |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Adam Crowther | 0.50 | 0.49% |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Stephen Bradwell | 0.50 | 0.48% |
Lardiff City (Ashton Black) | Conagh Fitzgerald | 0.50 | 0.39% |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Kieron Dore | 0.50 | 0.31% |
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Greg Ross | 0.50 | 0.27% |
Juventubs (Ashton Green) | Reece Taylor | 0.50 | 0.27% |
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) | Andy Connell | 0.50 | 0.20% |
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Daniel Gorton | 0.50 | 0.17% |
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) | Samuel Bowater | 0.50 | 0.11% |
Man Titty (Ashton Blue) | Ian Duffy | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 26 September
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 26 September
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 19:30Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 26 September
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 24 October
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 19:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 24 October
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 19:30Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 24 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 20:00Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 21 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 21 November
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:30Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 21 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 20:00Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 26 September
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 24 October
Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 21 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)
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Friday 19 September
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 19:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 19 September
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:30Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 19 September
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 03 October
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 19:00Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 03 October
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:30Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 03 October
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 20:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 10 October
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 10 October
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 19:30KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 10 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 20:00Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 17 October
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:00Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 17 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 19:30KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 17 October
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 20:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 31 October
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 31 October
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 19:30Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 31 October
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 20:00Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 19:00Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 07 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 19:30Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 07 November
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 14 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 14 November
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:30Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 14 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 28 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)VS 19:00Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 28 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)VS 19:30Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 28 November
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)VS 20:00KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 05 December
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)VS 19:00Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 05 December
Juventubs (Ashton Green)VS 19:30Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 05 December
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)VS 20:00Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 12 September
Juventubs (Ashton Green)11 - 8Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)6 - 7Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)13 - 10Lardiff City (Ashton Black) -
Friday 19 September
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 03 October
Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 10 October
Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue) -
Friday 17 October
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green) -
Friday 31 October
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 14 November
Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red) -
Friday 28 November
Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)0 - 0Juventubs (Ashton Green)Lardiff City (Ashton Black)0 - 0Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)Man Titty (Ashton Blue)0 - 0KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White) -
Friday 05 December
KFC Wimbledon (Ashton White)0 - 0Lardiff City (Ashton Black)Juventubs (Ashton Green)0 - 0Man Titty (Ashton Blue)Lardcelona (Ashton Yellow)0 - 0Ozempiakos (Ashton Red)