St Helens
Monday | 19:00-21:00
St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE
Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens
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Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scrantos FC [White]
14
11
23
2
Chipswich Town [Blue]
14
9
19
3
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
14
8
17
4
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
14
8
16
5
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
14
7
15
6
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
14
6
12
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
14
4
8
8
Hollands Pies [Orange]
14
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scrantos FC [White] | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 176 | 106 | 70 | 23 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 14 | 9 | 1 | 4 | 141 | 104 | 37 | 19 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 143 | 116 | 27 | 17 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 14 | 8 | 0 | 6 | 109 | 123 | -14 | 16 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 14 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 120 | 110 | 10 | 15 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 113 | 113 | 0 | 12 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 14 | 4 | 0 | 10 | 89 | 139 | -50 | 8 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 14 | 1 | 0 | 13 | 53 | 133 | -80 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 | 31 | 14 | 17 | 24 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 14 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 50 | 12 | 38 | 21 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 14 | 8 | 2 | 4 | 38 | 28 | 10 | 18 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 14 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 25 | 19 | 6 | 16 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 14 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 29 | 31 | -2 | 13 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 14 | 6 | 0 | 8 | 16 | 26 | -10 | 12 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 14 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 13 | 42 | -29 | 5 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 14 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 18 | 48 | -30 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 83 | 39 | 44 | 25 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 14 | 8 | 1 | 5 | 86 | 57 | 29 | 17 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 14 | 7 | 3 | 4 | 79 | 56 | 23 | 17 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 14 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 43 | 50 | -7 | 14 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 14 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 34 | 52 | -18 | 13 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 14 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 41 | 45 | -4 | 12 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 14 | 5 | 1 | 8 | 43 | 59 | -16 | 11 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 14 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 1 | 52 | -51 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Scrantos FC [White] | Callum Gore | 17.00 | 5.24% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Burton | 17.00 | -1.34% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Christopher Heath | 16.50 | 11.34% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Gary Croft | 14.00 | 10.87% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Ben Cribbin | 13.50 | 9.43% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Boyle | 11.50 | 8.69% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Daniel Dootson | 11.50 | 5.05% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Chris KENNEDY | 11.50 | 4.37% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Beck Phillips | 11.00 | 9.74% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Jonny Bundock | 11.00 | 3.53% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Christopher Dodd | 10.50 | 6.32% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Roberts | 10.50 | 6.02% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Jacob Clarke-Royle | 10.50 | 3.77% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Toby Gravener | 10.50 | 1.63% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Scott Morris | 9.00 | 8.23% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Daniel Blaney | 9.00 | -5.36% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Ryan Pinder | 8.50 | 9.64% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dean Lee | 8.50 | 5.45% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Daniel Knowles | 8.50 | 5.27% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Michael Lake | 8.50 | 2.09% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | George McConnachie | 8.50 | 0.99% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dan Reece | 8.00 | 5.60% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Peloe | 8.00 | 3.93% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Mark Kendall | 8.00 | 2.66% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Connor Mudge | 8.00 | 1.14% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Hayden Crank | 7.50 | 7.86% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Daniel Foy | 7.50 | 2.24% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | James Savage | 7.50 | 2.07% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Stephen McConville | 7.50 | 0.44% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lee Martin | 6.50 | 0.28% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Frank Buchanan | 6.00 | 2.92% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Phil Marshall | 6.00 | 2.23% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Dean Geaney | 6.00 | 2.15% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Antony Peloe | 6.00 | -0.64% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Feme Adepetun | 5.50 | 0.74% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Kevin Crabb | 5.00 | 3.95% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | John Lawrenson | 5.00 | 0.00% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lewis Smith | 4.50 | 0.68% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Craig Smith | 4.00 | -0.28% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Will Buxton | 4.00 | -1.64% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Ian Lomas | 4.00 | -4.78% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Lefteris Zabatis | 4.00 | -5.63% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Luke Holker | 3.50 | 3.94% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | James Barnes | 3.50 | 1.21% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Paul Karaski | 3.50 | 0.64% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Lewis Mousley | 3.00 | 0.93% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Neil Johnson | 3.00 | 0.51% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | John Bellamy | 3.00 | 0.28% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Andrew Hill | 3.00 | -1.01% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Nathan Lates | 2.50 | 2.04% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lee Muscat | 2.50 | -0.63% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Mike Hart | 2.50 | -0.99% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Stuart Cadman | 2.50 | -2.59% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Daniel Sallis | 2.00 | -0.06% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Matthew Pears | 2.00 | -0.98% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Andrew Speakman | 2.00 | -8.83% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Liam Crabb | 1.50 | 0.66% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | James Parkes | 1.50 | -3.72% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Robert Popa | 1.00 | 2.02% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Shaun Heath | 1.00 | 1.35% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Carl Nash | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Kev Morris | 1.00 | 0.95% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Kevin Christian | 1.00 | 0.81% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Gaz Bamber | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Mark Nuttall | 0.50 | -0.94% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Adam Chorley | 0.50 | -1.33% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 17 November
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]4 - 7Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Scrantos FC [White]6 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]5 - 2Hollands Pies [Orange]Chipswich Town [Blue]4 - 2Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 10 November
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]5 - 10VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Hollands Pies [Orange]1 - 13Scrantos FC [White]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]8 - 3Chipswich Town [Blue]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]7 - 9Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 03 November
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]9 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]6 - 4Hollands Pies [Orange]Scrantos FC [White]6 - 4Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Chipswich Town [Blue]9 - 6VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 27 October
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]16 - 19Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]10 - 9Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]7 - 14Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]2 - 8Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 20 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]3 - 9Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 6Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]6 - 11VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Chipswich Town [Blue]14 - 14Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 13 October
Scrantos FC [White]13 - 12Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]7 - 8Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Hollands Pies [Orange]1 - 11Chipswich Town [Blue]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]6 - 8Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 06 October
Hollands Pies [Orange]5 - 12Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]11 - 9VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]2 - 14Scrantos FC [White]Chipswich Town [Blue]11 - 10Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 29 September
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]2 - 13Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 16Scrantos FC [White]Hollands Pies [Orange]4 - 9VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]7 - 11Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 22 September
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]15 - 12Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Scrantos FC [White]20 - 2Hollands Pies [Orange]Chipswich Town [Blue]17 - 10Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]14 - 9Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 15 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]9 - 6Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Hollands Pies [Orange]6 - 10Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]14 - 11Scrantos FC [White]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]8 - 7Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 08 September
Scrantos FC [White]12 - 10VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]8 - 5Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Chipswich Town [Blue]12 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]12 - 7Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 01 September
Hollands Pies [Orange]1 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]14 - 11Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]7 - 7Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Scrantos FC [White]12 - 10Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 18 August
Chipswich Town [Blue]11 - 4Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 12VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]4 - 11Scrantos FC [White]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]3 - 10Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 11 August
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]6 - 5Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]18 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Scrantos FC [White]9 - 12Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]8 - 7Chipswich Town [Blue]