St Helens
Monday | 19:00-21:00
St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE
Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
11
11
22
2
Hollands Pies [Orange]
11
10
20
3
Scrantos FC [White]
11
5
10
4
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
11
4
9
5
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
11
4
8
6
Chipswich Town [Blue]
11
3
7
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
11
3
6
8
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
11
3
6
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 185 | 105 | 80 | 22 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 | 171 | 91 | 80 | 20 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 106 | 116 | -10 | 10 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 96 | 128 | -32 | 9 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 106 | 112 | -6 | 8 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 93 | 115 | -22 | 7 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 89 | 126 | -37 | 6 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 11 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 92 | 145 | -53 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scrantos FC [White] | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 14 | 19 | 19 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 32 | 14 | 18 | 16 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 11 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 32 | 14 | 18 | 14 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 24 | 20 | 4 | 13 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 26 | 36 | -10 | 10 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 22 | 24 | -2 | 9 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 30 | 55 | -25 | 4 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 11 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 10 | 32 | -22 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 11 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 84 | 17 | 67 | 22 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 93 | 38 | 55 | 19 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 26 | 27 | -1 | 11 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 22 | 43 | -21 | 10 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 19 | 39 | -20 | 9 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 11 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 16 | 36 | -20 | 7 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 16 | 44 | -28 | 5 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 11 | 2 | 1 | 8 | 15 | 47 | -32 | 5 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Barry Cooke | 17.00 | 15.26% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Matthew Pears | 14.50 | 10.11% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Christopher Heath | 14.00 | 17.48% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Burton | 12.00 | 9.29% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Daniel Dootson | 12.00 | 6.78% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Boyle | 11.50 | 13.69% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Beck Phillips | 11.50 | 9.35% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Daniel Blaney | 11.00 | 7.94% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Chris KENNEDY | 10.50 | 6.93% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Toby Gravener | 9.50 | 4.60% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Andrew Clark | 9.50 | 3.85% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dan Reece | 9.00 | 5.09% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Ben Cribbin | 9.00 | 4.25% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Jacob Clarke-Royle | 8.50 | 3.92% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Kyle Liggett | 8.50 | 3.83% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Roberts | 8.50 | 3.47% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Joe Summerford | 8.50 | 1.64% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Michael Lake | 8.00 | 1.67% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Lee Carman | 7.50 | 7.68% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Niall Harkin | 7.50 | 6.43% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Dan Alty | 7.00 | 3.53% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Gavin Jones | 6.50 | 6.55% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Chris Stedman | 6.50 | 5.33% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Lefteris Zabatis | 6.00 | 3.35% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Ian Lennon-vaughan | 5.50 | 3.11% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | James Parkes | 5.50 | 2.82% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Adam Cleary | 5.00 | 5.31% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Ian Lomas | 5.00 | 4.12% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Adam Chorley | 4.50 | 0.91% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Kev Morris | 4.00 | 5.13% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dean Lee | 4.00 | 2.77% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Joshua Davies | 4.00 | 2.41% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Callum Gore | 4.00 | 0.92% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Tyrer | 4.00 | 0.17% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Thomas Standage | 3.50 | 1.16% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Col O’Grady | 3.50 | 0.75% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Neil Johnson | 3.50 | 0.50% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Scott Morris | 3.00 | 8.23% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | John Lawrenson | 3.00 | 4.79% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Matthew Jones | 3.00 | 0.54% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Will Buxton | 3.00 | 0.36% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Lee Stott | 3.00 | -0.95% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Zak Johnson | 2.50 | 3.63% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Luke Duddle | 2.50 | 2.33% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Paul Mckenna | 2.00 | 6.24% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Phil Marshall | 2.00 | 1.93% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Mike Hart | 1.50 | 0.83% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Craig Smith | 1.00 | 1.53% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Glenn Mcvey | 1.00 | 0.47% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Mark Kendall | 1.00 | -1.38% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lewis Smith | 1.00 | -1.49% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Gareth Carson | 0.50 | 1.37% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Mark Nuttall | 0.50 | 1.10% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Shaun Heath | 0.50 | 0.96% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Stacey Lawton | 0.50 | -0.23% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Stephen McConville | 0.50 | -1.83% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 21 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 21 July
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 19:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 21 July
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 21 July
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:30Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 28 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 19:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 28 July
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 28 July
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 28 July
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 04 August
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 04 August
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 04 August
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 04 August
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 14 July
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]14 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Scrantos FC [White]4 - 6Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]5 - 1Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]14 - 6Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 07 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]5 - 11Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]11 - 3Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]8 - 21VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Chipswich Town [Blue]5 - 11Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 30 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]8 - 6Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]24 - 13Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Hollands Pies [Orange]18 - 4Chipswich Town [Blue]Scrantos FC [White]12 - 6Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 23 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]22 - 15Scrantos FC [White]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]12 - 14VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]19 - 10Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Chipswich Town [Blue]11 - 15Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 16 June
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]-1 - 8Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]14 - 10Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Hollands Pies [Orange]16 - 19VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Scrantos FC [White]14 - 13Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 09 June
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]15 - 12Scrantos FC [White]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]8 - 17Hollands Pies [Orange]Chipswich Town [Blue]15 - 8Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]11 - 13Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 02 June
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]12 - 4Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Hollands Pies [Orange]10 - 7Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Scrantos FC [White]7 - 5Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]6 - 1Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 19 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]9 - 17VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]10 - 12Scrantos FC [White]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]9 - 16Hollands Pies [Orange]Chipswich Town [Blue]12 - 12Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 12 May
Hollands Pies [Orange]25 - 7Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Scrantos FC [White]10 - 12Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]18 - 16Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]7 - 12Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 28 April
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]11 - 4Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 22VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Chipswich Town [Blue]7 - 11Hollands Pies [Orange]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]5 - 13Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 14 April
Scrantos FC [White]4 - 11Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]15 - 5Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]11 - 4Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]8 - 12Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 21 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 28 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 04 August
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]