St Helens
Monday | 19:00-21:00
St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE
Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens
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Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hollands Pies [Orange]
4
4
8
2
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
4
4
8
3
Chipswich Town [Blue]
4
2
5
4
Scrantos FC [White]
4
2
4
5
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
4
1
2
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
4
1
2
7
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
4
1
2
8
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
4
0
1
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 63 | 27 | 36 | 8 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 72 | 37 | 35 | 8 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 43 | 38 | 5 | 5 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 39 | 38 | 1 | 4 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 45 | 46 | -1 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 31 | 44 | -13 | 2 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 32 | 59 | -27 | 2 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 29 | 65 | -36 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scrantos FC [White] | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 7 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 7 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 5 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 4 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 12 | -8 | 2 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 8 | -4 | 1 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 22 | -15 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 35 | 10 | 25 | 8 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 27 | 3 | 24 | 8 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 6 | 8 | 6 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 14 | -7 | 3 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 3 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 2 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 26 | -19 | 2 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 20 | -13 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Boyle | 8.50 | 7.70% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Daniel Blaney | 8.50 | 3.39% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Barry Cooke | 6.00 | 9.88% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Beck Phillips | 6.00 | 6.23% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Matthew Pears | 6.00 | 4.87% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Daniel Dootson | 6.00 | 4.64% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Burton | 6.00 | 3.87% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dan Reece | 6.00 | 3.05% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Andrew Clark | 6.00 | 2.24% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Roberts | 5.50 | 2.31% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Ben Cribbin | 5.50 | 1.99% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Kyle Liggett | 4.00 | 0.55% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Jacob Clarke-Royle | 4.00 | 0.30% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Lee Carman | 3.00 | 4.64% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Lee Stott | 3.00 | 2.43% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Lefteris Zabatis | 3.00 | 2.23% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Niall Harkin | 3.00 | 1.34% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Michael Lake | 3.00 | 0.78% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Christopher Heath | 2.50 | 4.97% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | James Parkes | 2.50 | 1.41% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Adam Cleary | 2.50 | 1.10% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Joe Summerford | 2.50 | 1.10% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Matthew Jones | 2.50 | 0.99% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Dan Alty | 2.00 | 1.28% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Toby Gravener | 1.50 | 2.55% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Zak Johnson | 1.00 | 3.17% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Scott Morris | 1.00 | 1.26% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | John Munroe | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Will Buxton | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Stacey Lawton | 1.00 | 1.03% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Mark Kendall | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Neil Johnson | 1.00 | 0.70% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Ian Lennon-vaughan | 1.00 | 0.25% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Adam Chorley | 1.00 | 0.10% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Kev Morris | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | James Savage | 1.00 | -1.44% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | John Lawrenson | 0.50 | 1.62% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Thomas Standage | 0.50 | 0.47% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Glenn Mcvey | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Paul Mckenna | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Mike Hart | 0.50 | 0.25% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Mark Nuttall | 0.50 | 0.22% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Stephen McConville | 0.50 | -2.97% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 02 June
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:00Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 02 June
Scrantos FC [White]VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 02 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 02 June
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 09 June
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 19:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 09 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 09 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 09 June
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 16 June
Scrantos FC [White]VS 19:00Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 16 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 16 June
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 16 June
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 23 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 23 June
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 23 June
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:00VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 23 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 30 June
Scrantos FC [White]VS 19:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 30 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 30 June
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:00Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 30 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 07 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 07 July
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 19:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 07 July
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 07 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 14 July
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:00Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 14 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 14 July
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 14 July
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 21 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 21 July
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 19:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 21 July
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 21 July
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:30Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 28 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 19:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 28 July
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 28 July
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 28 July
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 04 August
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 04 August
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 04 August
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 04 August
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 19 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]9 - 17VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]10 - 12Scrantos FC [White]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]9 - 16Hollands Pies [Orange]Chipswich Town [Blue]12 - 12Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 12 May
Hollands Pies [Orange]25 - 7Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Scrantos FC [White]10 - 12Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]18 - 16Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]7 - 12Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 28 April
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]11 - 4Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 22VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Chipswich Town [Blue]7 - 11Hollands Pies [Orange]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]5 - 13Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 14 April
Scrantos FC [White]4 - 11Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]15 - 5Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]11 - 4Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]8 - 12Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 02 June
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 09 June
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 16 June
Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 23 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 30 June
Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 07 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 14 July
Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 21 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 28 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 04 August
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]