St Helens
Monday | 19:00-21:00
St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE
Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens
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Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scrantos FC [White]
12
9
19
2
Chipswich Town [Blue]
12
8
17
3
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
12
6
13
4
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
12
6
13
5
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
12
6
12
6
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
12
6
12
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
12
4
8
8
Hollands Pies [Orange]
12
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scrantos FC [White] | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 157 | 100 | 57 | 19 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 134 | 94 | 40 | 17 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 128 | 109 | 19 | 13 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 107 | 96 | 11 | 13 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 106 | 99 | 7 | 12 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 94 | 116 | -22 | 12 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 12 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 77 | 124 | -47 | 8 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 50 | 115 | -65 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 | 28 | 14 | 14 | 20 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 12 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 43 | 12 | 31 | 17 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 12 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 15 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 12 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 26 | 21 | 5 | 14 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 16 | 20 | -4 | 12 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 12 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 20 | 25 | -5 | 11 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 12 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 11 | 36 | -25 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 12 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 39 | -24 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 82 | 41 | 41 | 22 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 | 79 | 57 | 22 | 15 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 71 | 59 | 12 | 13 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 12 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 46 | 42 | 4 | 12 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 45 | 50 | -5 | 11 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 42 | 55 | -13 | 11 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 30 | 51 | -21 | 9 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 12 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 46 | -40 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Christopher Heath | 16.00 | 10.90% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Gary Croft | 14.00 | 11.53% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Callum Gore | 14.00 | 4.99% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Burton | 14.00 | 0.12% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Ben Cribbin | 12.00 | 8.82% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Boyle | 11.50 | 11.28% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Chris KENNEDY | 11.00 | 4.58% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Christopher Dodd | 10.50 | 7.58% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Roberts | 10.50 | 6.11% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Jacob Clarke-Royle | 10.50 | 5.20% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Jonny Bundock | 10.50 | 4.91% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Daniel Dootson | 10.50 | 4.48% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Toby Gravener | 10.50 | 4.13% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Daniel Blaney | 10.00 | -2.17% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Scott Morris | 9.00 | 11.47% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Daniel Knowles | 8.00 | 10.38% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Beck Phillips | 8.00 | 9.84% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Ryan Pinder | 8.00 | 8.55% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dan Reece | 8.00 | 5.60% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dean Lee | 8.00 | 4.60% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Michael Lake | 8.00 | 4.19% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Connor Mudge | 8.00 | 3.50% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Mark Kendall | 8.00 | 3.22% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | George McConnachie | 8.00 | 2.86% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Stephen McConville | 7.50 | 4.61% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Daniel Foy | 7.50 | 3.99% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Peloe | 7.50 | 3.51% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Antony Peloe | 6.50 | -1.09% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Hayden Crank | 6.00 | 6.07% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Dean Geaney | 6.00 | 4.51% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | James Savage | 6.00 | 2.48% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Phil Marshall | 6.00 | 2.23% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Frank Buchanan | 5.50 | 4.92% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Feme Adepetun | 5.00 | 1.85% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Craig Smith | 5.00 | 1.41% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Will Buxton | 5.00 | 1.28% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | John Lawrenson | 5.00 | 1.02% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Lefteris Zabatis | 5.00 | 0.34% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Andrew Hill | 5.00 | 0.28% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lee Martin | 4.50 | 0.09% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lewis Smith | 4.00 | 0.10% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Ian Lomas | 4.00 | -5.26% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Kevin Crabb | 3.50 | 3.50% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Paul Karaski | 3.50 | 1.81% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lee Muscat | 3.50 | 0.94% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | James Parkes | 3.50 | -0.97% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Stuart Cadman | 3.50 | -4.10% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Luke Holker | 3.00 | 2.49% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | John Bellamy | 3.00 | 2.05% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | James Barnes | 3.00 | 1.87% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Neil Johnson | 3.00 | 1.42% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Mike Hart | 3.00 | 0.74% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Daniel Sallis | 3.00 | 0.25% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Andrew Speakman | 3.00 | -2.62% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Nathan Lates | 2.50 | 2.04% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Adam Chorley | 2.50 | 0.71% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Lewis Mousley | 2.50 | 0.52% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Mark Nuttall | 1.50 | 1.60% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Liam Crabb | 1.50 | 1.14% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Luke Duddle | 1.00 | -0.90% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Matthew Pears | 1.00 | -2.10% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Shaun Heath | 0.50 | 1.64% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Gaz Bamber | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Carl Nash | 0.50 | -1.06% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Kev Morris | 0.50 | -1.30% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 10 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 19:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 10 November
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 10 November
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 10 November
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 17 November
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 17 November
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 17 November
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 17 November
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 03 November
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]9 - 6Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]6 - 4Hollands Pies [Orange]Scrantos FC [White]6 - 4Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Chipswich Town [Blue]9 - 6VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 27 October
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]16 - 19Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]10 - 9Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]7 - 14Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]2 - 8Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 20 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]3 - 9Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 6Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]6 - 11VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Chipswich Town [Blue]14 - 14Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 13 October
Scrantos FC [White]13 - 12Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]7 - 8Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Hollands Pies [Orange]1 - 11Chipswich Town [Blue]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]6 - 8Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 06 October
Hollands Pies [Orange]5 - 12Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]11 - 9VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]2 - 14Scrantos FC [White]Chipswich Town [Blue]11 - 10Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 29 September
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]2 - 13Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 16Scrantos FC [White]Hollands Pies [Orange]4 - 9VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]7 - 11Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 22 September
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]15 - 12Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Scrantos FC [White]20 - 2Hollands Pies [Orange]Chipswich Town [Blue]17 - 10Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]14 - 9Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 15 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]9 - 6Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Hollands Pies [Orange]6 - 10Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]14 - 11Scrantos FC [White]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]8 - 7Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 08 September
Scrantos FC [White]12 - 10VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]8 - 5Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Chipswich Town [Blue]12 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]12 - 7Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 01 September
Hollands Pies [Orange]1 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]14 - 11Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]7 - 7Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Scrantos FC [White]12 - 10Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 18 August
Chipswich Town [Blue]11 - 4Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 12VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]4 - 11Scrantos FC [White]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]3 - 10Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 11 August
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]6 - 5Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]18 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Scrantos FC [White]9 - 12Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]8 - 7Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 10 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 17 November
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]