St Helens

Monday | 19:00-21:00

St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens

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Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
1
1
2
2
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
1
1
2
3
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
1
1
2
4
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
1
1
2
5
Chipswich Town [Blue]
1
0
0
6
Hollands Pies [Orange]
1
0
0
7
Scrantos FC [White]
1
0
0
8
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] 1 1 0 0 18 7 11 2
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] 1 1 0 0 12 9 3 2
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] 1 1 0 0 8 7 1 2
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] 1 1 0 0 6 5 1 2
Chipswich Town [Blue] 1 0 0 1 7 8 -1 0
Hollands Pies [Orange] 1 0 0 1 5 6 -1 0
Scrantos FC [White] 1 0 0 1 9 12 -3 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] 1 0 0 1 7 18 -11 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] 1 1 0 0 5 2 3 2
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] 1 1 0 0 2 1 1 2
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 2
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Scrantos FC [White] 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Chipswich Town [Blue] 1 0 0 1 1 2 -1 0
Hollands Pies [Orange] 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] 1 0 0 1 2 5 -3 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] 1 1 0 0 10 3 7 2
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] 1 1 0 0 8 5 3 2
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] 1 1 0 0 3 2 1 2
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Chipswich Town [Blue] 1 0 1 0 3 3 0 1
Hollands Pies [Orange] 1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0
Scrantos FC [White] 1 0 0 1 5 8 -3 0
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] 1 0 0 1 3 10 -7 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Chris Boyle 6.50 0.75%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] John Lawrenson 3.50 2.46%
Scrantos FC [White] Callum Gore 1.00 5.63%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Ian Lomas 1.00 2.15%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Chris Burton 1.00 0.00%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Daniel Blaney 1.00 0.00%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Barry Cooke 1.00 -0.40%
Scrantos FC [White] Ben Cribbin 0.50 4.45%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Antony Peloe 0.50 3.81%
Scrantos FC [White] Feme Adepetun 0.50 3.51%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Ryan Peloe 0.50 3.18%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Dan Reece 0.50 2.99%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Andrew Speakman 0.50 2.73%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Lefteris Zabatis 0.50 2.59%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Phil Marshall 0.50 2.49%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Hayden Crank 0.50 2.48%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Michael Lake 0.50 2.43%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Christopher Dodd 0.50 2.04%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Connor Mudge 0.50 2.00%
Scrantos FC [White] Daniel Knowles 0.50 1.95%
Scrantos FC [White] Daniel Foy 0.50 1.85%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] James Savage 0.50 1.76%
Scrantos FC [White] Dean Geaney 0.50 1.54%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Ryan Roberts 0.50 1.48%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Mark Kendall 0.50 1.44%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Adam Cleary 0.50 1.24%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Chris KENNEDY 0.50 1.22%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Lee Muscat 0.50 1.15%
Scrantos FC [White] George McConnachie 0.50 1.09%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Jonny Bundock 0.50 1.04%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Dean Lee 0.50 1.03%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] James Parkes 0.50 0.97%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Mark Goodall 0.50 0.91%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Lee Martin 0.50 0.74%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Adam Chorley 0.50 0.71%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Scott Morris 0.50 0.71%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Andrew Hill 0.50 0.64%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Daniel Dootson 0.50 0.57%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Jacob Clarke-Royle 0.50 0.55%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Lewis Smith 0.50 0.48%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Christopher Heath 0.50 0.44%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Beck Phillips 0.50 0.42%
Scrantos FC [White] Toby Gravener 0.50 0.22%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Carl Nash 0.50 0.21%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Mark Nuttall 0.50 0.15%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Craig Smith 0.50 0.09%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Kev Morris 0.50 0.09%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Daniel Sallis 0.50 0.06%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 18 August

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 19:00
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 18 August

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 19:30
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 18 August

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 18 August

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 20:30
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 01 September

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 19:00
    Chipswich Town [Blue]

  • Monday 01 September

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 19:30
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 01 September

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

  • Monday 01 September

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 08 September

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 19:00
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 08 September

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 08 September

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 20:00
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 08 September

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 15 September

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 19:00
    Chipswich Town [Blue]

  • Monday 15 September

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 19:30
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 15 September

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 20:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 15 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

  • Monday 22 September

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 22 September

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:30
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

  • Monday 22 September

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 20:00
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 22 September

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 29 September

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 19:00
    Chipswich Town [Blue]

  • Monday 29 September

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 19:30
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 29 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:00
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 29 September

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 20:30
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 06 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 06 October

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 19:30
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 06 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 06 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 13 October

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 13 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 19:30
    Chipswich Town [Blue]

  • Monday 13 October

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

  • Monday 13 October

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 20:30
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 20 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 20 October

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 19:30
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 20 October

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 20:00
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 20 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:30
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 27 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 19:00
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

  • Monday 27 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 19:30
    Chipswich Town [Blue]

  • Monday 27 October

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 20:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 27 October

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 20:30
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 03 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 03 November

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 19:30
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 03 November

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 20:00
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 03 November

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 10 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 19:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 10 November

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 19:30
    Chipswich Town [Blue]

  • Monday 10 November

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 20:00
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 10 November

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 17 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 17 November

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 19:30
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 17 November

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 20:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 17 November

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 11 August

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    6 - 5
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    18 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    9 - 12
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    8 - 7
    Chipswich Town [Blue]

  • Monday 18 August

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 01 September

    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 08 September

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 15 September

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

  • Monday 22 September

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 29 September

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 06 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]

  • Monday 13 October

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]

  • Monday 20 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]

  • Monday 27 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]

  • Monday 03 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]

  • Monday 10 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]

  • Monday 17 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]