St Helens

Monday | 19:00-21:00

St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE

Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens

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Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scrantos FC [White]
4
3
6
2
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
4
3
6
3
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
4
2
5
4
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
4
2
5
5
Chipswich Town [Blue]
4
2
4
6
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
4
2
4
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
4
1
2
8
Hollands Pies [Orange]
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Scrantos FC [White] 4 3 0 1 44 36 8 6
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] 4 3 0 1 35 27 8 6
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] 4 2 1 1 47 33 14 5
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] 4 2 1 1 27 30 -3 5
Chipswich Town [Blue] 4 2 0 2 40 31 9 4
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] 4 2 0 2 42 42 0 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] 4 1 0 3 24 41 -17 2
Hollands Pies [Orange] 4 0 0 4 17 36 -19 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Scrantos FC [White] 4 2 2 0 8 2 6 6
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] 4 2 2 0 10 5 5 6
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] 4 2 2 0 9 4 5 6
Chipswich Town [Blue] 4 2 0 2 7 6 1 4
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] 4 1 2 1 5 7 -2 4
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] 4 0 3 1 5 7 -2 3
Hollands Pies [Orange] 4 0 2 2 4 9 -5 2
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] 4 0 1 3 6 14 -8 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Chipswich Town [Blue] 4 3 1 0 21 13 8 7
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] 4 3 0 1 16 11 5 6
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] 4 2 1 1 25 17 8 5
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] 4 2 0 2 25 23 2 4
Scrantos FC [White] 4 2 0 2 24 23 1 4
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] 4 1 2 1 11 12 -1 4
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] 4 1 0 3 7 16 -9 2
Hollands Pies [Orange] 4 0 0 4 2 16 -14 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Chris Boyle 8.50 4.09%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Jacob Clarke-Royle 6.00 5.54%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Ryan Roberts 6.00 3.89%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Christopher Heath 6.00 3.74%
Scrantos FC [White] Callum Gore 5.00 6.91%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Ian Lomas 5.00 -0.72%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] John Lawrenson 4.00 3.14%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Chris Burton 4.00 0.73%
Scrantos FC [White] Daniel Knowles 3.00 6.24%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Christopher Dodd 3.00 5.93%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Antony Peloe 3.00 4.54%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Ryan Peloe 3.00 4.10%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Hayden Crank 3.00 3.59%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Michael Lake 3.00 3.31%
Scrantos FC [White] George McConnachie 3.00 2.17%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Mark Kendall 3.00 2.11%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Beck Phillips 3.00 1.59%
Scrantos FC [White] Toby Gravener 3.00 0.76%
VFL Wolfsburger [Green] Daniel Blaney 3.00 0.13%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Jonny Bundock 2.50 4.63%
Scrantos FC [White] Feme Adepetun 2.50 4.13%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Gary Croft 2.50 3.92%
Scrantos FC [White] Dean Geaney 2.50 3.69%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Stephen McConville 2.50 3.62%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Dan Reece 2.50 3.36%
Scrantos FC [White] Daniel Foy 2.50 2.92%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Connor Mudge 2.50 2.79%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Mark Goodall 2.50 2.49%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Daniel Dootson 2.50 2.19%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Will Buxton 2.50 1.82%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Dean Lee 2.50 1.78%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Lee Martin 2.50 1.75%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Chris KENNEDY 2.50 1.73%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Andrew Hill 2.50 1.47%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] James Savage 2.50 1.24%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Adam Chorley 2.50 0.71%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Mark Nuttall 1.50 0.58%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Kev Morris 1.50 0.26%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Lewis Smith 1.50 -0.10%
Scrantos FC [White] Ben Cribbin 1.00 5.07%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Lefteris Zabatis 1.00 3.72%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Frank Buchanan 1.00 3.09%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] James Parkes 1.00 1.15%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Scott Morris 1.00 0.87%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Lee Muscat 1.00 0.73%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Mykhailo Korostelov 1.00 0.50%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Matthew Pears 1.00 -0.14%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Barry Cooke 1.00 -4.42%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] John Doran 0.50 3.70%
Scrantos FC [White] Shaun Heath 0.50 2.60%
Pimbletts Pierates [Black] Paul Karaski 0.50 1.70%
Chipswich Town [Blue] Steven Pointon 0.50 1.31%
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] Neil Johnson 0.50 1.01%
Chipswich Town [Blue] James Barnes 0.50 0.93%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Gareth Carson 0.50 0.86%
Scrantos FC [White] Nathan Lates 0.50 0.72%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Phil Marshall 0.50 0.51%
Fenerbhaji [Yellow] Adam Cleary 0.50 0.18%
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] Carl Nash 0.50 0.00%
Hollands Pies [Orange] Craig Smith 0.50 -0.28%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Monday 15 September

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 19:00
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
  • Monday 15 September

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 19:30
    Scrantos FC [White]
  • Monday 15 September

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 20:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 15 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
  • Monday 22 September

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
  • Monday 22 September

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:30
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
  • Monday 22 September

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 20:00
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
  • Monday 22 September

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 29 September

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 19:00
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
  • Monday 29 September

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 19:30
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
  • Monday 29 September

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:00
    Scrantos FC [White]
  • Monday 29 September

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 20:30
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 06 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 06 October

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 19:30
    Scrantos FC [White]
  • Monday 06 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:00
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
  • Monday 06 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 20:30
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 13 October

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 19:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
  • Monday 13 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 19:30
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
  • Monday 13 October

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 20:00
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
  • Monday 13 October

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 20:30
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 20 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    Scrantos FC [White]
  • Monday 20 October

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 19:30
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
  • Monday 20 October

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 20:00
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 20 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 20:30
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
  • Monday 27 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 19:00
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
  • Monday 27 October

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 19:30
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
  • Monday 27 October

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 20:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 27 October

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 20:30
    Scrantos FC [White]
  • Monday 03 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
  • Monday 03 November

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 19:30
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 03 November

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 20:00
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
  • Monday 03 November

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 20:30
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
  • Monday 10 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    VS 19:00
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 10 November

    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VS 19:30
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
  • Monday 10 November

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VS 20:00
    Scrantos FC [White]
  • Monday 10 November

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VS 20:30
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
  • Monday 17 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VS 19:00
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 17 November

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    VS 19:30
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
  • Monday 17 November

    Scrantos FC [White]
    VS 20:00
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
  • Monday 17 November

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VS 20:30
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Monday 08 September

    Scrantos FC [White]
    12 - 10
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    8 - 5
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    12 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    12 - 7
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
  • Monday 01 September

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    1 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    14 - 11
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    7 - 7
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    12 - 10
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
  • Monday 18 August

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    11 - 4
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    7 - 12
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    4 - 11
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    3 - 10
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 11 August

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    6 - 5
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    18 - 7
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    9 - 12
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    8 - 7
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
  • Monday 15 September

    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
  • Monday 22 September

    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 29 September

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 06 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
  • Monday 13 October

    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
  • Monday 20 October

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
  • Monday 27 October

    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
  • Monday 03 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
  • Monday 10 November

    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    0 - 0
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
    0 - 0
    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    0 - 0
    Scrantos FC [White]
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    0 - 0
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
  • Monday 17 November

    Chipswich Town [Blue]
    0 - 0
    Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
    VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
    0 - 0
    Hollands Pies [Orange]
    Scrantos FC [White]
    0 - 0
    Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
    Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
    0 - 0
    Fenerbhaji [Yellow]