St Helens
Monday | 19:00-21:00
St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE
Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens
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Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
2
2
4
2
Hollands Pies [Orange]
2
2
4
3
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
2
1
2
4
Scrantos FC [White]
2
1
2
5
Chipswich Town [Blue]
2
1
2
6
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
2
1
2
7
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
2
0
0
8
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
2
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 37 | 12 | 25 | 4 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 11 | 11 | 4 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 2 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 19 | 19 | 0 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 15 | 0 | 2 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 28 | -18 | 0 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 33 | -22 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 3 | 8 | 4 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 1 | 6 | 3 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 3 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 2 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 1 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 9 | -7 | 0 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 14 | -11 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 4 | 13 | 4 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 8 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 8 | -5 | 2 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 10 | -7 | 1 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 6 | -5 | 0 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 7 | -6 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Boyle | 4.00 | 4.06% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Jacob Clarke-Royle | 4.00 | 3.52% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Burton | 4.00 | 2.54% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Daniel Dootson | 4.00 | 2.32% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Andrew Clark | 4.00 | 1.71% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Ben Cribbin | 4.00 | 1.65% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Daniel Blaney | 3.50 | 0.70% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Barry Cooke | 1.00 | 5.50% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Matthew Pears | 1.00 | 3.17% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Lee Carman | 1.00 | 2.88% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Will Buxton | 1.00 | 2.27% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | James Parkes | 1.00 | 1.76% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Beck Phillips | 1.00 | 1.56% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Ian Lennon-vaughan | 1.00 | 1.39% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Lee Stott | 1.00 | 1.37% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dan Reece | 1.00 | 1.24% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Matthew Jones | 1.00 | 1.18% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Lefteris Zabatis | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Stacey Lawton | 1.00 | 1.03% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Joe Summerford | 1.00 | 0.88% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Adam Cleary | 1.00 | 0.59% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Niall Harkin | 1.00 | 0.45% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | James Savage | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Michael Lake | 1.00 | 0.33% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Scott Morris | 0.50 | 2.52% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Roberts | 0.50 | 0.62% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Paul Mckenna | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Christopher Heath | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Daniel Knowles | 0.50 | 0.27% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Connor Mudge | 0.50 | 0.23% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Antony Peloe | 0.50 | 0.20% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lee Martin | 0.50 | 0.19% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Gareth Carson | 0.50 | 0.13% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Mark Kendall | 0.50 | 0.12% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | James Barnes | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Neil Johnson | 0.50 | 0.10% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Kyle Liggett | 0.50 | 0.09% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Kev Morris | 0.50 | 0.08% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 12 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 19:00Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 12 May
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 12 May
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:00Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 12 May
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:30Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 19 May
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 19 May
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:30Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 19 May
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 19 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 26 May
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:00Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 26 May
Scrantos FC [White]VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 26 May
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 26 May
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 02 June
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 19:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 02 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 02 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 02 June
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 09 June
Scrantos FC [White]VS 19:00Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 09 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 09 June
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 09 June
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 16 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 16 June
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 16 June
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:00VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 16 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 23 June
Scrantos FC [White]VS 19:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 23 June
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 23 June
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:00Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 23 June
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 30 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 30 June
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 19:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 30 June
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 30 June
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 07 July
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:00Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 07 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 07 July
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 07 July
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 14 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 14 July
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 19:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 14 July
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 14 July
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:30Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 21 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 19:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 21 July
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 21 July
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 21 July
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 28 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 28 July
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 28 July
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 28 July
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 28 April
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]11 - 4Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 22VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Chipswich Town [Blue]7 - 11Hollands Pies [Orange]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]5 - 13Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 14 April
Scrantos FC [White]4 - 11Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]15 - 5Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]11 - 4Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]8 - 12Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 12 May
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 19 May
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 26 May
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 02 June
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 09 June
Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 16 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 23 June
Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 30 June
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 07 July
Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 14 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 21 July
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 28 July
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]