St Helens
Monday | 19:00-21:00
St Cuthbert's Catholic High School, Berrys Lane, Sutton St Helens, WA93HE
Welcome to MAN v FAT St Helens. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat St Helens is a fantastic weight loss-focused football league full of like-minded, players who transform off the pitch into a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league, I can offer you evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies, and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, St Helens
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Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scrantos FC [White]
4
3
6
2
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]
4
3
6
3
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]
4
2
5
4
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]
4
2
5
5
Chipswich Town [Blue]
4
2
4
6
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
4
2
4
7
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]
4
1
2
8
Hollands Pies [Orange]
4
0
0
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scrantos FC [White] | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 36 | 8 | 6 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 27 | 8 | 6 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 47 | 33 | 14 | 5 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 30 | -3 | 5 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 40 | 31 | 9 | 4 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 42 | 42 | 0 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 41 | -17 | 2 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 36 | -19 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Scrantos FC [White] | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 6 | 6 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 6 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 4 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 7 | -2 | 3 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 9 | -5 | 2 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 4 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 14 | -8 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 21 | 13 | 8 | 7 |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 6 |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 5 |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 23 | 2 | 4 |
| Scrantos FC [White] | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 23 | 1 | 4 |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 11 | 12 | -1 | 4 |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 16 | -9 | 2 |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 16 | -14 | 0 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Boyle | 8.50 | 4.09% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Jacob Clarke-Royle | 6.00 | 5.54% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Roberts | 6.00 | 3.89% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Christopher Heath | 6.00 | 3.74% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Callum Gore | 5.00 | 6.91% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Ian Lomas | 5.00 | -0.72% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | John Lawrenson | 4.00 | 3.14% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Chris Burton | 4.00 | 0.73% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Daniel Knowles | 3.00 | 6.24% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Christopher Dodd | 3.00 | 5.93% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Antony Peloe | 3.00 | 4.54% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Ryan Peloe | 3.00 | 4.10% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Hayden Crank | 3.00 | 3.59% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Michael Lake | 3.00 | 3.31% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | George McConnachie | 3.00 | 2.17% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Mark Kendall | 3.00 | 2.11% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Beck Phillips | 3.00 | 1.59% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Toby Gravener | 3.00 | 0.76% |
| VFL Wolfsburger [Green] | Daniel Blaney | 3.00 | 0.13% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Jonny Bundock | 2.50 | 4.63% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Feme Adepetun | 2.50 | 4.13% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Gary Croft | 2.50 | 3.92% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Dean Geaney | 2.50 | 3.69% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Stephen McConville | 2.50 | 3.62% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dan Reece | 2.50 | 3.36% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Daniel Foy | 2.50 | 2.92% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Connor Mudge | 2.50 | 2.79% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Mark Goodall | 2.50 | 2.49% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Daniel Dootson | 2.50 | 2.19% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Will Buxton | 2.50 | 1.82% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Dean Lee | 2.50 | 1.78% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lee Martin | 2.50 | 1.75% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Chris KENNEDY | 2.50 | 1.73% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Andrew Hill | 2.50 | 1.47% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | James Savage | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Adam Chorley | 2.50 | 0.71% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Mark Nuttall | 1.50 | 0.58% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Kev Morris | 1.50 | 0.26% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lewis Smith | 1.50 | -0.10% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Ben Cribbin | 1.00 | 5.07% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Lefteris Zabatis | 1.00 | 3.72% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Frank Buchanan | 1.00 | 3.09% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | James Parkes | 1.00 | 1.15% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Scott Morris | 1.00 | 0.87% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Lee Muscat | 1.00 | 0.73% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Mykhailo Korostelov | 1.00 | 0.50% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Matthew Pears | 1.00 | -0.14% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Barry Cooke | 1.00 | -4.42% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | John Doran | 0.50 | 3.70% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Shaun Heath | 0.50 | 2.60% |
| Pimbletts Pierates [Black] | Paul Karaski | 0.50 | 1.70% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | Steven Pointon | 0.50 | 1.31% |
| Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] | Neil Johnson | 0.50 | 1.01% |
| Chipswich Town [Blue] | James Barnes | 0.50 | 0.93% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Gareth Carson | 0.50 | 0.86% |
| Scrantos FC [White] | Nathan Lates | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Phil Marshall | 0.50 | 0.51% |
| Fenerbhaji [Yellow] | Adam Cleary | 0.50 | 0.18% |
| Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] | Carl Nash | 0.50 | 0.00% |
| Hollands Pies [Orange] | Craig Smith | 0.50 | -0.28% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Monday 15 September
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:00Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 15 September
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 19:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 15 September
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 15 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 22 September
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 19:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 22 September
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 22 September
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 22 September
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 29 September
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 19:00Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 29 September
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 29 September
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 29 September
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:30Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 06 October
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 06 October
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 06 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:00VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 06 October
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 13 October
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 19:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 13 October
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 13 October
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:00Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 13 October
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:30Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 20 October
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 20 October
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 19:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 20 October
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 20 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 20:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 27 October
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 19:00Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 27 October
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 27 October
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 27 October
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 20:30Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 03 November
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 03 November
Scrantos FC [White]VS 19:30Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 03 November
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:00Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 03 November
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 20:30Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 10 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]VS 19:00Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 10 November
Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VS 19:30Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 10 November
Hollands Pies [Orange]VS 20:00Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 10 November
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VS 20:30VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 17 November
Chipswich Town [Blue]VS 19:00Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 17 November
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]VS 19:30Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 17 November
Scrantos FC [White]VS 20:00Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 17 November
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VS 20:30Fenerbhaji [Yellow]
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Monday 08 September
Scrantos FC [White]12 - 10VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]8 - 5Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Chipswich Town [Blue]12 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]12 - 7Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 01 September
Hollands Pies [Orange]1 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]14 - 11Fenerbhaji [Yellow]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]7 - 7Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Scrantos FC [White]12 - 10Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 18 August
Chipswich Town [Blue]11 - 4Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]7 - 12VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]4 - 11Scrantos FC [White]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]3 - 10Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 11 August
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]6 - 5Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]18 - 7Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Scrantos FC [White]9 - 12Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]8 - 7Chipswich Town [Blue] -
Monday 15 September
VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow] -
Monday 22 September
Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 29 September
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 06 October
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple] -
Monday 13 October
Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black] -
Monday 20 October
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange] -
Monday 27 October
Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White] -
Monday 03 November
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red] -
Monday 10 November
Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]0 - 0Pimbletts Pierates [Black]Fenerbhaji [Yellow]0 - 0Chipswich Town [Blue]Hollands Pies [Orange]0 - 0Scrantos FC [White]Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]0 - 0VFL Wolfsburger [Green] -
Monday 17 November
Chipswich Town [Blue]0 - 0Toulouse Weight FC [Purple]VFL Wolfsburger [Green]0 - 0Hollands Pies [Orange]Scrantos FC [White]0 - 0Red Hot Chubby Fellas [Red]Pimbletts Pierates [Black]0 - 0Fenerbhaji [Yellow]