Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

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Season Fourteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
9
9
18
2
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
9
5
10
3
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
9
5
10
4
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
9
4
8
5
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
9
4
8
6
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
9
3
7
7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
9
3
6
8
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
9
2
5

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 9 9 0 0 125 67 58 18
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 9 5 0 4 115 90 25 10
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 9 5 0 4 93 76 17 10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 9 4 0 5 72 77 -5 8
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 9 4 0 5 71 98 -27 8
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 9 3 1 5 87 92 -5 7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 9 3 0 6 63 106 -43 6
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 9 2 1 6 75 95 -20 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 9 6 1 2 22 11 11 13
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 9 6 1 2 24 13 11 13
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 9 6 1 2 22 12 10 13
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 9 4 1 4 17 14 3 9
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 9 4 1 4 16 16 0 9
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 9 2 3 4 12 29 -17 7
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 9 2 0 7 10 15 -5 4
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 9 1 2 6 7 20 -13 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 9 8 1 1 50 14 36 17
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 9 6 2 2 28 18 10 14
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 9 5 1 4 36 30 6 11
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 9 3 5 4 23 35 -12 11
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 9 5 0 4 34 21 13 10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 9 4 1 5 26 22 4 9
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 9 2 3 7 18 37 -19 7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 9 1 3 7 8 46 -38 5
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 18.00 0.66%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 12.00 8.90%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Reece Cotton 12.00 -0.14%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Phillip Bagnall 11.50 10.36%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Tony Liddle 11.50 7.74%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 10.00 0.56%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Aidan Whittaker 9.00 8.85%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 9.00 1.65%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 8.50 2.67%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 8.00 4.67%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 7.00 -1.27%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 6.50 8.92%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 6.50 4.10%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Jordan Crook 6.50 1.27%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Iain Harrison 6.00 5.07%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 6.00 3.56%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys James Waterhouse 6.00 3.45%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 6.00 0.86%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Scott Westhead 5.50 4.47%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Oli Booth 5.50 2.70%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Shaun Leaver 5.50 2.20%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 5.50 1.53%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 5.50 1.24%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Jay Richardson 4.50 3.34%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 4.00 0.55%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 4.00 -4.86%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Steven Harrison 3.50 1.29%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 3.50 1.09%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 3.00 5.09%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 3.00 5.01%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 3.00 3.33%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious STUART MEREDITH 3.00 1.27%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Keith Miller 2.50 3.63%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen James Gove 2.50 2.42%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mikey Barrett 2.50 2.03%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 2.00 0.08%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mark Gibson 2.00 -1.08%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Niall Hargreaves 1.50 2.81%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Kristofer Whittaker 1.50 0.44%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Harrison Turner 1.50 -0.28%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 1.50 -0.36%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 1.50 -0.70%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 1.00 2.18%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Andi Hall 1.00 1.76%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 1.00 1.21%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Jason King 0.50 1.00%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Paul Burke 0.50 0.37%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 0.50 0.10%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Kyle Hannan 0.50 -0.82%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Neil Stewart 0.50 -1.06%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 30 September

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 30 September

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 30 September

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 30 September

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 26 August

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    1 - 8
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    8 - 11
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    19 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 19 August

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    4 - 14
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    4 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    11 - 6
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    6 - 11
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 12 August

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    11 - 9
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 2
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    7 - 8
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    12 - 6
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 05 August

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    4 - 13
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 17
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    9 - 11
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 29 July

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    6 - 6
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    4 - 9
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    17 - 3
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    9 - 15
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 22 July

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    16 - 14
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    18 - 8
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    3 - 11
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    13 - 7
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 15 July

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    13 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    16 - 20
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    7 - 14
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    15 - 13
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 01 July

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    5 - 12
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    10 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    10 - 5
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 24 June

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    16 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    4 - 20
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    13 - 15
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 02 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 09 September

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 16 September

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 23 September

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 30 September

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United