Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
14
11
22
2
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
14
11
22
3
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
14
8
17
4
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
14
7
15
5
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
14
7
15
6
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
14
5
12
7
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
14
3
7
8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
14
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 14 11 0 3 166 119 47 22
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 14 11 0 3 148 113 35 22
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 14 8 1 5 141 93 48 17
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 14 7 1 6 139 122 17 15
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 14 7 1 6 136 133 3 15
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 14 5 2 7 147 137 10 12
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 14 3 1 10 107 174 -67 7
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 14 1 0 13 69 162 -93 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 14 7 6 1 30 15 15 20
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 14 8 3 3 26 8 18 19
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 14 7 4 3 29 18 11 18
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 14 7 2 5 14 17 -3 16
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 14 4 4 6 15 18 -3 12
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 14 3 5 6 15 17 -2 11
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 14 2 4 8 12 29 -17 8
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 14 1 6 7 12 31 -19 8
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 14 9 3 2 65 42 23 21
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 14 9 3 2 64 46 18 21
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 14 9 1 4 76 38 38 19
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 14 8 2 4 74 57 17 18
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 14 6 4 4 45 29 16 16
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 14 5 2 7 60 55 5 12
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 14 2 1 11 18 76 -58 5
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 14 0 0 14 3 62 -59 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Reece Cotton 17.00 -3.76%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 16.00 2.19%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 14.00 10.90%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 14.00 10.56%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 14.00 9.77%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 14.00 8.48%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 13.00 9.04%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 13.00 4.74%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 13.00 -0.28%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Andi Hall 11.50 9.92%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 11.50 5.70%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 11.00 22.35%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious STUART MEREDITH 10.50 6.34%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 10.50 5.24%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 9.00 4.84%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Jordan Crook 8.50 4.65%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 8.50 4.15%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 8.50 3.34%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 8.50 2.88%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 8.50 2.33%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 8.00 13.18%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 7.50 9.03%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joseph Drury 6.50 8.42%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 6.50 1.76%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Matthew Fortune 6.00 7.44%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Tom Marler 6.00 5.93%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dominic Walker 6.00 3.62%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 6.00 2.72%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Robert Covell 6.00 0.70%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Kristofer Whittaker 6.00 -2.12%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 5.50 4.92%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy John Worsley 5.50 3.47%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 5.50 2.68%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 5.50 1.83%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 5.50 1.14%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Aidan Whittaker 5.00 6.22%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Brian Birchall 5.00 4.75%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 5.00 2.78%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mark Gibson 5.00 1.68%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Matthew Miller 5.00 1.44%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 4.50 0.22%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 4.50 -0.10%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 4.50 -1.77%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 4.00 1.17%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 3.50 3.81%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 3.50 1.42%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Niall Hargreaves 3.50 0.99%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 3.00 3.50%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Sion Wyn Jones 3.00 1.37%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Mark Warner 3.00 1.00%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 3.00 0.21%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys James Waterhouse 2.50 2.54%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 2.50 -0.91%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 1.50 0.51%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Oli Booth 1.50 0.20%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Josh O’neill 1.50 0.08%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Tony Liddle 1.00 3.59%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Kyle Hannan 1.00 1.62%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Rick Kelly 0.50 0.00%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Jason King 0.50 -1.43%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    15 - 3
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    10 - 7
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 17
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    4 - 8
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    12 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    22 - 9
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    10 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 11
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 16
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    7 - 9
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    13 - 11
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    14 - 4
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 11
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    10 - 4
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    7 - 12
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    11 - 3
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 20 May

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 7
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    -2 - 9
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 13 May

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    9 - 11
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    20 - 4
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    13 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    7 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 06 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    9 - 3
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    14 - 14
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    13 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 29 April

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    6 - 11
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    19 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    8 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 22 April

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 4
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    9 - 7
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    9 - 11
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 15 April

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    8 - 4
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    17 - 14
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    5 - 6
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    7 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 08 April

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    21 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 13
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    15 - 14
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    7 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 01 April

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    16 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    4 - 18
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    14 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 25 March

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    4 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    3 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    7 - 10
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 17
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 18 March

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    18 - 3
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 18
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    11 - 7
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    10 - 6
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto