Stockport

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Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport , Woodley Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

Leaderboard

Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
10
8
16
2
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
10
7
14
3
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
10
6
12
4
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
10
5
11
5
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
10
4
9
6
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
10
4
9
7
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
10
3
7
8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
10
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 10 8 0 2 105 68 37 16
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 10 7 0 3 107 100 7 14
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 10 6 0 4 102 89 13 12
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 10 5 1 4 100 66 34 11
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 10 4 1 5 106 99 7 9
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 10 4 1 5 95 104 -9 9
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 10 3 1 6 92 120 -28 7
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 10 1 0 9 48 109 -61 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 10 6 2 2 22 10 12 14
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 10 5 4 1 18 11 7 14
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 10 4 3 3 15 7 8 11
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 10 4 3 3 11 9 2 11
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 10 5 1 4 8 13 -5 11
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 10 2 3 5 11 11 0 7
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 10 2 2 6 9 18 -9 6
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 10 1 4 5 7 22 -15 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 10 7 2 1 43 26 17 16
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 10 6 2 2 55 37 18 14
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 10 6 2 2 48 36 12 14
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 10 6 1 3 35 18 17 13
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 10 5 1 4 43 38 5 11
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 10 3 2 5 44 40 4 8
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 10 2 0 8 22 51 -29 4
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 10 0 0 10 0 44 -44 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 14.00 15.41%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 11.50 8.24%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 10.50 8.32%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 10.00 3.81%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Reece Cotton 9.00 -1.45%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 8.50 8.11%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious STUART MEREDITH 8.50 6.26%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 8.50 5.84%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 8.00 6.91%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 8.00 5.62%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 8.00 2.42%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 8.00 0.28%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 7.50 12.26%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Kristofer Whittaker 7.00 1.11%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Jordan Crook 6.50 3.25%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joseph Drury 6.00 8.11%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Andi Hall 6.00 7.44%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Tom Marler 6.00 6.59%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 6.00 6.16%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Robert Covell 6.00 5.71%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 6.00 4.27%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 6.00 1.65%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 6.00 0.85%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 5.00 5.54%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Brian Birchall 5.00 4.75%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Matthew Fortune 5.00 4.28%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 5.00 3.81%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 5.00 3.80%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 5.00 3.53%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 5.00 2.39%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mark Gibson 5.00 2.29%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 5.00 1.60%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 4.50 2.59%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 4.50 1.68%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Aidan Whittaker 4.00 2.59%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 3.50 3.27%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dominic Walker 3.50 3.02%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Regan 3.50 3.01%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 3.50 2.74%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy John Worsley 3.50 2.12%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Arman Shahry 3.50 1.37%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 3.50 0.31%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 3.50 0.29%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 3.50 0.00%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Matthew Miller 3.00 1.17%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 2.50 1.12%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Mark Warner 2.50 0.31%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 2.50 0.18%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Niall Hargreaves 2.00 -0.81%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 1.50 1.71%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 1.50 1.18%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Sion Wyn Jones 1.50 0.92%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Josh O’neill 1.00 1.65%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 1.00 0.68%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 0.50 1.56%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys James Waterhouse 0.50 1.49%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Jason King 0.50 -2.45%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 20:30
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 20 May

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 7
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    -2 - 9
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 13 May

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    9 - 11
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    20 - 4
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    13 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    7 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 06 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    9 - 3
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    14 - 14
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    13 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 29 April

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    6 - 11
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    19 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    8 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 22 April

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 4
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    9 - 7
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    9 - 11
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 15 April

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    8 - 4
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    17 - 14
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    5 - 6
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    7 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 08 April

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    21 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    9 - 13
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    15 - 14
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    7 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 01 April

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    16 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    4 - 18
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    14 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 25 March

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    4 - 8
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    3 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    7 - 10
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 17
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 18 March

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    18 - 3
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 18
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    11 - 7
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    10 - 6
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 27 May

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 03 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 10 June

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 17 June

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC