Stockport

Tuesday | 19:00-22:00

Lambeth Grove, Woodley, Stockport, SK6 1QX

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stockport. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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I am really Excited to bring MAN v FAT Football to Stockport having seen how this programme changes lives. Its never easy to put yourself out there and sign up for a programme like this but if you sign up you'll see our community is very welcoming and always supportive. Don't wait get yourself signed up today!

James Connor, Coach, Stockport

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
12
11
22
2
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
12
9
18
3
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
12
8
16
4
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
12
7
15
5
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
12
7
14
6
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
12
6
12
7
(Stockport White) - Real Madras
12
4
8
8
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
12
3
7
9
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
12
3
6
10
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
12
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 12 11 0 1 144 77 67 22
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 12 9 0 3 142 103 39 18
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 12 8 0 4 120 114 6 16
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 12 7 1 4 108 106 2 15
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 12 7 0 5 119 90 29 14
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 12 6 0 6 158 135 23 12
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 12 4 0 8 92 120 -28 8
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 12 3 1 8 65 118 -53 7
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 12 3 0 9 89 122 -33 6
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 12 1 0 11 99 151 -52 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 12 11 0 1 40 5 35 22
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 12 8 1 3 27 15 12 17
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 12 7 2 3 27 16 11 16
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 12 7 1 4 26 19 7 15
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 12 5 2 5 22 17 5 12
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 12 5 2 5 22 19 3 12
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 12 6 0 6 20 25 -5 12
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 12 3 3 6 16 17 -1 9
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 12 1 1 10 14 43 -29 3
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 12 1 0 11 12 50 -38 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) 12 10 1 1 55 26 29 21
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United 12 8 1 3 58 38 20 17
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) 12 7 0 5 80 43 37 14
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys 12 6 2 4 30 26 4 14
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious 12 6 1 5 34 36 -2 13
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen 12 5 1 6 25 31 -6 11
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto 12 4 1 7 35 36 -1 9
(Stockport White) - Real Madras 12 3 2 7 8 46 -38 8
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC 12 3 1 8 12 32 -20 7
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy 12 2 2 8 5 28 -23 6
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Tom Hampson 14.00 12.58%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Buster Mullin 14.00 2.58%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Tom Hague 13.50 12.71%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Ian Hammond 12.00 8.49%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Jonathan Lambert 11.00 12.58%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Harvey Weakley 10.50 8.22%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Ben Meek 10.50 7.29%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Reece Cotton 10.00 -3.47%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Greg Collister 9.00 4.93%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Richard Bate 9.00 -1.41%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United James Howe 8.50 7.98%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lewis Stewart 8.50 7.17%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Robert Smith 8.00 8.28%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Dave Thornley 8.00 6.93%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Noel Jolly 8.00 5.98%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Lee Gartside 8.00 4.50%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Matthew Kilheeney 8.00 -3.38%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Terry McNicholls 7.00 7.69%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) James Woolley 6.50 7.95%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Rory Appleton 6.50 5.53%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Paul Higson 6.50 1.77%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Neil Strangeways 6.00 5.94%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Lewis Chapman-Barker 6.00 3.60%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Phil Boylan 6.00 1.40%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Ashley Johnson 6.00 -2.75%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Paul Wright 5.50 5.06%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Steve Baldwin 5.50 3.98%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Oli Booth 5.50 1.44%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Shan-E Haider 5.50 0.76%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Joe Mott 5.50 0.50%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Ryan Salt 5.50 0.00%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Pugh 5.50 -0.47%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen steve barton 5.00 3.85%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious JOSHUA SMITH 5.00 3.60%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Chris Heppell 5.00 2.78%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Stuart Normansell 5.00 2.00%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Daniel Witkowski 5.00 1.28%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Elliot Nield 5.00 -0.47%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Craig Barratt 5.00 -1.32%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Gordon Combe 4.50 -0.26%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Roman Conrad 4.50 -0.83%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Scott Westhead 4.50 -1.31%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Adam Warburton 4.00 1.96%
Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink) Chris Spencer 3.50 2.89%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Elliot Kennedy 3.50 0.18%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Will Thelwell 3.50 0.11%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Murray 3.50 -0.33%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious James Gove 3.50 -2.54%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) stuart wright 3.00 3.72%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Mark Warner 3.00 3.15%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Marc Simmons 3.00 1.25%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Alexander Fawcett 3.00 0.73%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Caomhan O LUAIN 3.00 0.55%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Neil Holladay 3.00 0.00%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Scott Lennon 3.00 -1.12%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Dan Cooper 3.00 -2.96%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Will Connolly 2.50 2.13%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy David Meyers 2.50 1.25%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Iain Harrison 2.50 0.91%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras James Lepiorz 2.50 -0.83%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ian Slater 2.50 -1.69%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Ashley Clarey 2.50 -1.85%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Dean Richardson 2.50 -3.13%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Harrison Turner 2.00 0.19%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Tim Leah 2.00 -0.56%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Phillip Bagnall 2.00 -0.63%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys James Waterhouse 2.00 -0.81%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Niall Hargreaves 2.00 -1.30%
Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon) Jason King 2.00 -1.37%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Kyle Hannan 2.00 -1.63%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Oliver Weakley 2.00 -2.64%
(Stockport Red) - Scranchester United Gary Smith 2.00 -4.79%
(Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys Paul Burke 1.50 -0.24%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Luke Carrington 1.50 -0.54%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Phil Jones 1.50 -2.49%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Lewis Davies 1.50 -3.85%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Mark Gibson 1.50 -4.01%
(Stockport White) - Real Madras Garry Marsh 1.00 2.20%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Cameron Heath 1.00 -0.16%
(Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC Gavin Williams 1.00 -0.30%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Steven Harrison 1.00 -2.11%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Neil Stewart 1.00 -3.40%
(Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy Sion Wyn Jones 1.00 -3.72%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Edward Leavy 1.00 -4.47%
(Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen Rick Kelly 1.00 -5.75%
(Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious Steve Harris 0.50 0.87%
(Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto Steven Painter 0.50 0.53%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 21:00
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    VS 19:00
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    VS 19:30
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    VS 20:00
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    VS 20:30
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    VS 21:00
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 13 January

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    14 - 6
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    9 - 17
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    10 - 13
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    17 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    4 - 13
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 06 January

    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    4 - 8
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    12 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    4 - 7
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    8 - 11
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    6 - 17
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    17 - 8
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    12 - 7
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    7 - 9
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    8 - 11
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy

  • Tuesday 09 December

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 9
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    7 - 17
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    22 - 7
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    7 - 8
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 02 December

    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    8 - 9
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    15 - 7
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    8 - 5
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    5 - 2
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    8 - 10
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto

  • Tuesday 25 November

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    14 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    3 - 8
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 8
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    9 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 18 November

    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    12 - 3
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    5 - 13
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    10 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    7 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    12 - 6
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious

  • Tuesday 11 November

    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    10 - 11
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    18 - 5
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    17 - 0
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    5 - 12
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 14
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 04 November

    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    4 - 16
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    13 - 6
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    2 - 8
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    14 - 10
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    11 - 21
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)

  • Tuesday 28 October

    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    17 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    6 - 7
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    1 - 4
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    9 - 5
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    12 - 9
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 21 October

    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    4 - 6
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    3 - 11
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    2 - 12
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    15 - 14
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    11 - 16
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys

  • Tuesday 14 October

    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    14 - 9
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    10 - 9
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    10 - 8
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    10 - 10
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    5 - 16
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 20 January

    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United

  • Tuesday 27 January

    (Stockport Blue) - Man Chippy
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Orange) - Fat & Furious
    (Stockport Yellow) - Obese City FC
    0 - 0
    (Stockport Green) - Flaberdeen
    (Stockport Purple) - FK Dynamo Vimto
    0 - 0
    (Stockport White) - Real Madras
    (Stockport Black) - Obeastie Boys
    0 - 0
    Inter Pieami (Stockport Pink)
    (Stockport Red) - Scranchester United
    0 - 0
    Ozempic Marseille (Stockport Maroon)