Stoke

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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Six | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
3
3
6
2
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
3
2
5
3
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
3
0
1
4
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
3
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 3 3 0 0 25 18 7 6
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 3 2 1 0 33 11 22 5
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 3 0 1 2 19 24 -5 1
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 3 0 0 3 10 34 -24 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 3 3 0 0 15 3 12 6
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 3 1 1 1 8 4 4 3
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 3 1 0 2 3 10 -7 2
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 3 0 1 2 4 13 -9 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 3 2 1 0 17 1 16 5
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 3 1 2 0 7 6 1 4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 3 0 2 1 6 7 -1 2
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 3 0 1 2 1 17 -16 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Alex Davies 8.50 5.73%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Sean Davies 5.50 4.58%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Maverick Harrison 5.50 4.27%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Andy Grocott 5.50 4.02%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Anthony Dale 5.50 2.03%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) George Tatlow 3.50 6.36%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Will Lewis 1.00 2.87%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Matt Allen 1.00 2.61%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Matt Box 1.00 2.11%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Mark Whitehead 1.00 2.08%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ross Williams 1.00 1.60%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) James Weller 1.00 1.18%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Jamie Walker 0.50 3.78%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Graham Curtis 0.50 2.31%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Adam Rushton 0.50 1.94%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Richard Cliffe 0.50 0.75%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ken Leek 0.50 0.52%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Dexter Harrison 0.50 0.29%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 03 October

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 03 October

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 31 October

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 31 October

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 05 September

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    7 - 6
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    10 - 8
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 03 October

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 31 October

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

 

  • Friday 19 September

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 19 September

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 26 September

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 26 September

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 10 October

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 10 October

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 17 October

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 17 October

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 24 October

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 24 October

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 07 November

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 07 November

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 12 September

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    14 - 1
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    13 - 11
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 29 August

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    3 - 5
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    4 - 4
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 22 August

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    7 - 4
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    6 - 15
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 19 September

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 26 September

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 10 October

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 17 October

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 24 October

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 07 November

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)