Stoke

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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Stoke. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed.

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Five | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
7
5
10
2
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
7
4
9
3
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
7
3
7
4
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
7
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 7 5 0 2 49 42 7 10
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 7 4 1 2 67 38 29 9
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 7 3 1 3 47 41 6 7
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 7 1 0 6 20 62 -42 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 7 4 0 3 11 15 -4 8
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 7 2 3 2 16 13 3 7
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 7 3 1 3 9 11 -2 7
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 7 2 2 3 16 13 3 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) 7 5 1 1 20 11 9 11
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) 7 4 2 1 31 13 18 10
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) 7 3 0 4 13 13 0 6
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) 7 0 1 6 0 27 -27 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Alex Davies 12.00 10.74%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Rich Hammond 10.50 8.21%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) George Tatlow 8.00 9.30%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Tony Banks 5.50 7.68%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ken Leek 5.00 3.74%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) James Weller 5.00 1.94%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Andy Grocott 3.50 5.90%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Paul Gratton 3.50 3.46%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Jason Robinson 3.50 3.38%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Mark Shaw 3.50 3.02%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Jake Savage 3.00 2.97%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Louis Brough 3.00 0.66%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) John Holland 3.00 0.24%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Liam Dalgarno 2.50 1.71%
Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue) Ross Williams 2.50 1.40%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Matt Box 2.50 0.91%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Mark Whitehead 2.50 0.51%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Toby Wild 1.50 -0.42%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Alex McLaren 1.00 3.45%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Mohamed Abdo 1.00 2.95%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Richard Cliffe 1.00 1.26%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Tom Savage 0.50 2.37%
Fat Panthers (Stoke Black) Liam Thompsett 0.50 1.80%
RB FATZINGER (Stoke White) Robert Lloyd 0.50 1.07%
Lardarsenal (Stoke Red) Dale Rooney 0.50 0.31%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 18 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 18 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 01 August

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 01 August

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 20 June

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    6 - 10
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    11 - 8
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 23 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    3 - 14
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    10 - 9
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 18 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 01 August

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

 

  • Friday 11 July

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    VS 19:30
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)

  • Friday 11 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 25 July

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 04 July

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    12 - 3
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    9 - 7
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 27 June

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    4 - 5
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    3 - 5
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 13 June

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    4 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    11 - 7
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 06 June

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    22 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    14 - 5
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 30 May

    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    6 - 6
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    3 - 8
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 16 May

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    8 - 2
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)
    3 - 9
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)

  • Friday 09 May

    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    3 - 4
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    11 - 5
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 11 July

    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    0 - 0
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)

  • Friday 25 July

    Fat Panthers (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Blue Cheese Ballers (Stoke Blue)
    RB FATZINGER (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Lardarsenal (Stoke Red)