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Ormiston Academy, Beaconsfield Dr Stoke on Trent, ST3 3JD

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One of the best decisions i ever made was to join MAN v FAT as a player. I was slowly eating myself to death, had no confidence and no value of life. MAN v FAT changed all that, and i know it will for you too

David Goodfellow, Coach, Stoke

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty-Two | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletico (Stoke White)
4
3
6
2
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
4
3
6
3
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
4
2
4
4
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
4
2
4
5
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
4
2
4
6
Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
4
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico (Stoke White) 4 3 0 1 57 45 12 6
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) 4 3 0 1 51 46 5 6
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) 4 2 0 2 51 42 9 4
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) 4 2 0 2 41 35 6 4
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) 4 2 0 2 35 42 -7 4
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) 4 0 0 4 21 46 -25 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) 4 3 0 1 10 6 4 6
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) 4 2 1 1 20 8 12 5
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) 4 2 1 1 10 10 0 5
Unathletico (Stoke White) 4 2 0 2 9 13 -4 4
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) 4 1 0 3 4 8 -4 2
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) 4 1 0 3 5 13 -8 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico (Stoke White) 4 4 0 0 34 17 17 8
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) 4 1 3 0 15 11 4 5
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) 4 2 1 1 14 14 0 5
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) 4 1 2 1 22 23 -1 4
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) 4 0 1 3 13 20 -7 1
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) 4 0 1 3 7 20 -13 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Unathletico (Stoke White) Ryan Lockett 9.00 5.61%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Tom Savage 7.00 5.93%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Harry Savage 6.50 7.86%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Robert Lloyd 6.00 4.93%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) James Weller 5.50 6.30%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Jake Savage 5.50 6.05%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Jordan Wareham 4.50 0.57%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Ross Gray 4.00 3.88%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Steve Colclough 3.50 6.80%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Alex Davies 3.50 5.16%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Ryan Clark 3.50 3.15%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Matthew Watts 3.00 5.74%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Richard Hewitt 3.00 4.23%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Craig Robinson 3.00 3.93%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Junior Mayer 3.00 3.35%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) James Conlon 3.00 3.09%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Darren Smith 2.50 4.98%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) Andy Mccaffery 2.50 4.34%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Sam Hewitt 2.50 3.26%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Mark Whitehead 2.50 2.93%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Phil Oakes 2.50 2.70%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Vincent McSweeney 2.50 1.39%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Steven Galbraith 1.50 1.85%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Adam Meakin 1.00 4.45%
All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black) Thomas Redfern-Hallam 1.00 4.16%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) Andy Grocott 1.00 3.79%
Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow) Rob Finch 1.00 3.76%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Gareth Barnes 1.00 3.33%
Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange) Liam Thompsett 1.00 2.24%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) Ashley Sutton 1.00 1.62%
FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink) Will Lewis 1.00 0.00%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Louis Brough 0.50 3.15%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) John Holland 0.50 2.73%
Unathletico (Stoke White) Carl Beaman 0.50 2.04%
Real Madras (Stoke Purple) Dean Whalley 0.50 0.59%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 13 December

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico (Stoke White)

  • Friday 13 December

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)

  • Friday 13 December

    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)

  • Friday 10 January

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)

  • Friday 10 January

    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Unathletico (Stoke White)

  • Friday 10 January

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    VS 20:30
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 08 November

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    14 - 6
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    13 - 4
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    4 - 7
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)

  • Friday 13 December

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)

  • Friday 10 January

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    0 - 0
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)

 

  • Friday 06 December

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)

  • Friday 06 December

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 06 December

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    VS 20:30
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)

  • Friday 20 December

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 20 December

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    VS 20:00
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)

  • Friday 20 December

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    VS 20:30
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)

  • Friday 27 December

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)

  • Friday 27 December

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    VS 20:00
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)

  • Friday 27 December

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    VS 20:30
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 03 January

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)

  • Friday 03 January

    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    VS 20:00
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)

  • Friday 03 January

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Unathletico (Stoke White)

  • Friday 17 January

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    VS 19:30
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)

  • Friday 17 January

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)

  • Friday 17 January

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    VS 20:30
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 24 January

    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    VS 19:30
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)

  • Friday 24 January

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)

  • Friday 24 January

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Unathletico (Stoke White)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 29 November

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    14 - 0
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    2 - 10
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    7 - 11
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)

  • Friday 15 November

    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    13 - 19
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    18 - 24
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    12 - 14
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)

  • Friday 01 November

    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    2 - 8
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    12 - 8
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    7 - 17
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)

  • Friday 25 October

    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    8 - 11
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    10 - 12
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    7 - 10
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)

  • Friday 06 December

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)

  • Friday 20 December

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    0 - 0
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)

  • Friday 27 December

    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    0 - 0
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 03 January

    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico (Stoke White)

  • Friday 17 January

    Unathletico (Stoke White)
    0 - 0
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    0 - 0
    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)

  • Friday 24 January

    All-Round-0 Pirates (Stoke Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Socieadadbods (Stoke Yellow)
    FC Burgerlona (Stoke Pink)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (Stoke Purple)
    Panacottathinikos (Stoke Orange)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico (Stoke White)