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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
2
2
4
2
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
2
2
4
3
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
2
2
4
4
Full of Ham (orange)
2
1
2
5
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
2
1
2
6
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
2
1
2
7
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
2
1
2
8
Scran Marino (white)
2
0
0
9
The Yellow Chubmarine
2
0
0
10
Chubby Alonso (black)
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 2 2 0 0 27 14 13 4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 2 2 0 0 23 14 9 4
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 2 2 0 0 22 16 6 4
Full of Ham (orange) 2 1 0 1 19 18 1 2
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 2 1 0 1 24 24 0 2
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 2 1 0 1 21 25 -4 2
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 2 1 0 1 17 21 -4 2
Scran Marino (white) 2 0 0 2 23 27 -4 0
The Yellow Chubmarine 2 0 0 2 16 22 -6 0
Chubby Alonso (black) 2 0 0 2 14 25 -11 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 2 2 0 0 12 5 7 4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 2 2 0 0 7 2 5 4
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 2 2 0 0 9 4 5 4
Scran Marino (white) 2 2 0 0 11 9 2 4
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 2 1 0 1 7 5 2 2
Chubby Alonso (black) 2 1 0 1 6 8 -2 2
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 2 0 0 2 8 10 -2 0
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 2 0 0 2 7 12 -5 0
Full of Ham (orange) 2 0 0 2 7 12 -5 0
The Yellow Chubmarine 2 0 0 2 3 10 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 2 2 0 0 8 2 6 4
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 2 2 0 0 5 1 4 4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 2 2 0 0 5 3 2 4
The Yellow Chubmarine 2 1 1 1 2 2 0 3
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 2 1 1 1 2 2 0 3
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 2 1 0 1 5 4 1 2
Full of Ham (orange) 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 2
Chubby Alonso (black) 2 0 0 2 4 6 -2 0
Scran Marino (white) 2 0 0 2 1 6 -5 0
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 2 0 0 2 0 6 -6 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Paul Stanger 5.50 3.34%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Alan Mooney 5.50 3.33%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) James Barton 4.00 -0.81%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Adam Quinton 4.00 -0.87%
Chubby Alonso (black) Tom Rutenga 2.50 3.13%
Full of Ham (orange) Ryan James 2.50 2.84%
Scran Marino (white) Matthew McFarland 2.50 2.64%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Mehdi Mirzazadeh 2.50 1.88%
Chubby Alonso (black) Salim Salam 2.50 0.92%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Joe Roel 2.50 0.88%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Chris Magnowski 2.00 1.50%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Frederick Fenwick 1.00 7.10%
Full of Ham (orange) Tom Grundon 1.00 3.11%
Scran Marino (white) Joe Steer 1.00 2.69%
The Yellow Chubmarine Andrew Croce 1.00 2.45%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Jay Macnamara 1.00 2.43%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Daniel McGinnis-Trow 1.00 2.41%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ben Jevtic 1.00 2.38%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Chris Petrides 1.00 2.35%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) David Hainsworth 1.00 2.27%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Sam Rhodes 1.00 1.81%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Ayush Arora 1.00 1.43%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Jamie Martin 1.00 1.34%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Mason Nugent 1.00 1.27%
Full of Ham (orange) Andrew Hiorns 1.00 1.09%
Chubby Alonso (black) Martin Barrell 1.00 1.01%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) James Gillard 1.00 0.81%
Full of Ham (orange) Ricki Jackson 1.00 0.76%
Scran Marino (white) Max McDonnell 0.50 2.23%
Full of Ham (orange) Alfie Neve 0.50 1.17%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Kieran Reynolds 0.50 1.06%
Scran Marino (white) Steven Rowlands 0.50 0.96%
Full of Ham (orange) franco monaco 0.50 0.83%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) ALBERTO CONCOVIA 0.50 0.45%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Naz Khalil 0.50 0.42%
The Yellow Chubmarine Keith Tobin 0.50 0.41%
The Yellow Chubmarine Daniel Ransom 0.50 0.21%
Chubby Alonso (black) RUSSELL Carson 0.50 0.13%
The Yellow Chubmarine Alex Cordes 0.50 0.09%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Blake Fitch 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 11 July

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 11 July

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 11 July

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 11 July

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 11 July

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 21:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 08 August

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 08 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 08 August

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 08 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 08 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 21:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 22 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 22 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 22 August

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 22 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 22 August

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 29 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 29 August

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 29 August

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 29 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 29 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 13 June

    Scran Marino (white)
    10 - 15
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    10 - 14
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    17 - 15
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    13 - 3
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    14 - 14
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 11 July

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 08 August

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 22 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 29 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

 

  • Friday 20 June

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 20 June

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 20 June

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 20 June

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 20 June

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 27 June

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 27 June

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 27 June

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 27 June

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 27 June

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 21:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 04 July

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 04 July

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 04 July

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 04 July

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 20:30
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 04 July

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 18 July

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 18 July

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 18 July

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 20:30
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 18 July

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:30
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 18 July

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 21:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 25 July

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 25 July

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 25 July

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 25 July

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 25 July

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 01 August

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 01 August

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 01 August

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 01 August

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 01 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 15 August

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 15 August

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 15 August

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 15 August

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 15 August

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 21:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 06 June

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    15 - 12
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    12 - 8
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    9 - 14
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    13 - 6
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    10 - 7
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 30 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    8 - 12
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    13 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    8 - 10
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    9 - 12
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Scran Marino (white)
    11 - 12
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 20 June

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 27 June

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 04 July

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 18 July

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 25 July

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 01 August

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 15 August

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)