Sutton
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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.
Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton
Leaderboard
Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Yellow Chubmarine
9
8
16
2
Full of Ham (orange)
9
7
15
3
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
9
6
12
4
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
9
5
11
5
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
9
5
11
6
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
9
3
7
7
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
9
3
7
8
Chubby Alonso (black)
9
2
5
9
Scran Marino (white)
9
2
4
10
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
9
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Yellow Chubmarine | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 148 | 95 | 53 | 16 |
| Full of Ham (orange) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 130 | 112 | 18 | 15 |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 139 | 133 | 6 | 12 |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 133 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
| Rapid Viennetta (light blue) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 114 | 122 | -8 | 11 |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 121 | 121 | 0 | 7 |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | 9 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 107 | 115 | -8 | 7 |
| Chubby Alonso (black) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 105 | 119 | -14 | 5 |
| Scran Marino (white) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 101 | 116 | -15 | 4 |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 79 | 133 | -54 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rapid Viennetta (light blue) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 57 | 25 | 32 | 15 |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 53 | 34 | 19 | 13 |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 39 | 27 | 12 | 11 |
| Chubby Alonso (black) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 39 | 34 | 5 | 10 |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 56 | 53 | 3 | 9 |
| Scran Marino (white) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 40 | 45 | -5 | 8 |
| Full of Ham (orange) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 20 | 34 | -14 | 8 |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | 9 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 44 | 44 | 0 | 6 |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 42 | 63 | -21 | 6 |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 20 | 51 | -31 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Full of Ham (orange) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 56 | 27 | 29 | 16 |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 49 | 17 | 32 | 14 |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 38 | 26 | 12 | 14 |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | 9 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 8 |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 28 | 29 | -1 | 8 |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 24 | -8 | 8 |
| Scran Marino (white) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 13 | 23 | -10 | 6 |
| Chubby Alonso (black) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 19 | 33 | -14 | 6 |
| Rapid Viennetta (light blue) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 8 | 42 | -34 | 6 |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 14 | 29 | -15 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chubby Alonso (black) | Salim Salam | 16.00 | 8.50% |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | James Barton | 14.00 | -2.74% |
| Scran Marino (white) | William Allen | 13.50 | 13.05% |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | Joe Roel | 13.50 | 5.23% |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | Jay Macnamara | 12.00 | 11.97% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | Andrew Hiorns | 12.00 | 6.17% |
| Chubby Alonso (black) | Greg-Joe Barnett | 12.00 | -0.82% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | Ricki Jackson | 11.50 | 6.37% |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | Frederick Fenwick | 10.50 | 13.66% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | Jonathan Williams | 10.50 | 7.68% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Nick Lea | 10.50 | 6.47% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Can Okman | 10.50 | 4.77% |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | David Hainsworth | 9.00 | 7.26% |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | Stuart Cook | 9.00 | 5.20% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) | Chris Magnowski | 9.00 | 1.68% |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | Mark Gates | 8.50 | 3.73% |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | Alan Mooney | 8.00 | 6.82% |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | Dredd Humphries | 8.00 | 1.13% |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | Tom Rutenga | 7.50 | 3.43% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | Ryan James | 7.50 | 3.17% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Andrew Croce | 7.00 | 6.35% |
| Rapid Viennetta (light blue) | Simon Kinzley | 6.50 | 2.92% |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | Sam Rhodes | 6.50 | 1.04% |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | Paul Stanger | 6.00 | 8.16% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | Alfie Neve | 6.00 | 5.29% |
| Scran Marino (white) | Matthew McFarland | 6.00 | 5.01% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | Bobby Wiffen | 6.00 | 2.74% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Ben Jevtic | 5.50 | 4.89% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) | Adam Quinton | 5.00 | 4.37% |
| Scran Marino (white) | Max McDonnell | 5.00 | 1.94% |
| Rapid Viennetta (light blue) | Miguel Javelot | 5.00 | 1.22% |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | George Bunn | 4.50 | 3.24% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Luke Pullen | 4.00 | 4.12% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Alex Cordes | 4.00 | 2.78% |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | James Gillard | 4.00 | 1.22% |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | Mason Nugent | 3.50 | 2.91% |
| Balotelli-Tubbies (green) | Anthony McGregor | 3.50 | 1.14% |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | Dan Ally | 3.50 | 0.59% |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | Stuart Vickery | 2.50 | 1.56% |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | Naz Khalil | 2.50 | 1.24% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Daniel Ransom | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) | Mohammed Amin | 2.00 | 5.69% |
| Chubby Alonso (black) | Martin Barrell | 2.00 | 1.09% |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | Gary Miller | 2.00 | 0.43% |
| West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) | Sam Brown | 2.00 | 0.11% |
| Blue Moobs United (dark blue) | Chris Petrides | 1.50 | 3.10% |
| The Yellow Chubmarine | Keith Tobin | 1.00 | 0.90% |
| Rapid Viennetta (light blue) | ALBERTO CONCOVIA | 1.00 | -1.87% |
| Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) | Blake Fitch | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Rapid Viennetta (light blue) | John Selby | 0.50 | 0.50% |
| Carbshalton Athletic (red) | Daniel McGinnis-Trow | 0.50 | 0.45% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | franco monaco | 0.50 | 0.36% |
| Chubby Alonso (black) | dan hearn-timmons | 0.50 | -0.27% |
| Full of Ham (orange) | Christopher Sangare | 0.50 | -0.68% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 16 May
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)VS 20:00West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) -
Friday 16 May
Chubby Alonso (black)VS 20:00The Yellow Chubmarine -
Friday 16 May
Carbshalton Athletic (red)VS 20:30Scran Marino (white) -
Friday 16 May
Full of Ham (orange)VS 20:30Rapid Viennetta (light blue) -
Friday 16 May
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)VS 21:00Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) -
Friday 23 May
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)VS 20:00Blue Moobs United (dark blue) -
Friday 23 May
Full of Ham (orange)VS 20:00Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) -
Friday 23 May
Carbshalton Athletic (red)VS 20:30Rapid Viennetta (light blue) -
Friday 23 May
Chubby Alonso (black)VS 20:30West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) -
Friday 23 May
Scran Marino (white)VS 21:00The Yellow Chubmarine
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 02 May
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)11 - 14West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Blue Moobs United (dark blue)16 - 14Scran Marino (white)Full of Ham (orange)10 - 15Carbshalton Athletic (red)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)12 - 8The Yellow ChubmarineBalotelli-Tubbies (green)24 - 8Chubby Alonso (black) -
Friday 28 March
Scran Marino (white)13 - 22West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)13 - 14Rapid Viennetta (light blue)Blue Moobs United (dark blue)11 - 8The Yellow ChubmarineBalotelli-Tubbies (green)14 - 4Carbshalton Athletic (red)Full of Ham (orange)9 - 16Chubby Alonso (black) -
Friday 28 February
The Yellow Chubmarine10 - 24West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)5 - 18Blue Moobs United (dark blue)Rapid Viennetta (light blue)11 - 5Scran Marino (white)Balotelli-Tubbies (green)11 - 13Full of Ham (orange)Carbshalton Athletic (red)12 - 12Chubby Alonso (black) -
Friday 16 May
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)0 - 0West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Chubby Alonso (black)0 - 0The Yellow ChubmarineCarbshalton Athletic (red)0 - 0Scran Marino (white)Full of Ham (orange)0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (light blue)Balotelli-Tubbies (green)0 - 0Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) -
Friday 23 May
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)0 - 0Blue Moobs United (dark blue)Full of Ham (orange)0 - 0Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)Carbshalton Athletic (red)0 - 0Rapid Viennetta (light blue)Chubby Alonso (black)0 - 0West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Scran Marino (white)0 - 0The Yellow Chubmarine
No upcoming fixtures Check back soon for more information.
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 09 May
The Yellow Chubmarine18 - 9Chubby Alonso (black)Blue Moobs United (dark blue)20 - 17West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Balotelli-Tubbies (green)13 - 12Scran Marino (white)Full of Ham (orange)15 - 12Carbshalton Athletic (red)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)16 - 12Rapid Viennetta (light blue) -
Friday 25 April
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)17 - 13Full of Ham (orange)Rapid Viennetta (light blue)10 - 25Balotelli-Tubbies (green)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)10 - 18Carbshalton Athletic (red)West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)9 - 7Chubby Alonso (black)The Yellow Chubmarine15 - 13Scran Marino (white) -
Friday 11 April
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)19 - 10Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)Chubby Alonso (black)13 - 14Full of Ham (orange)Scran Marino (white)9 - 11West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Blue Moobs United (dark blue)21 - 18Carbshalton Athletic (red)Rapid Viennetta (light blue)10 - 16The Yellow Chubmarine -
Friday 04 April
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)6 - 15Scran Marino (white)Rapid Viennetta (light blue)13 - 12Carbshalton Athletic (red)Blue Moobs United (dark blue)12 - 18The Yellow ChubmarineWest Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)9 - 18Full of Ham (orange)Balotelli-Tubbies (green)12 - 12Chubby Alonso (black) -
Friday 21 March
Chubby Alonso (black)11 - 5Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)Balotelli-Tubbies (green)19 - 14West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Full of Ham (orange)11 - 10Scran Marino (white)The Yellow Chubmarine19 - 13Carbshalton Athletic (red)Blue Moobs United (dark blue)13 - 14Rapid Viennetta (light blue) -
Friday 14 March
Scran Marino (white)10 - 13Blue Moobs United (dark blue)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)7 - 13The Yellow ChubmarineChubby Alonso (black)11 - 19Carbshalton Athletic (red)Rapid Viennetta (light blue)13 - 8West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)Full of Ham (orange)15 - 14Balotelli-Tubbies (green) -
Friday 07 March
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)15 - 15Full of Ham (orange)Balotelli-Tubbies (green)2 - 18The Yellow ChubmarineWest Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)10 - 10Carbshalton Athletic (red)Scran Marino (white)20 - 16Chubby Alonso (black)Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)15 - 16Blue Moobs United (dark blue) -
Friday 21 February
Carbshalton Athletic (red)5 - 18Balotelli-Tubbies (green)Scran Marino (white)8 - 17Rapid Viennetta (light blue)Chubby Alonso (black)17 - 12Blue Moobs United (dark blue)West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)15 - 2Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)The Yellow Chubmarine14 - 15Full of Ham (orange) -
Friday 14 February
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)14 - 17The Yellow ChubmarineDynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)8 - 14Full of Ham (orange)Chubby Alonso (black)9 - 10Rapid Viennetta (light blue)Balotelli-Tubbies (green)11 - 15Blue Moobs United (dark blue)Carbshalton Athletic (red)14 - 4Scran Marino (white)