Sutton

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Goals Sutton, 656 London Rd, Sutton, SM3 9BY

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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2024
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
9
7
14
2
Scran Marino (white)
9
7
14
3
Chubby Alonso (black)
9
5
11
4
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
9
5
10
5
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
9
4
10
6
Full of Ham (orange)
9
4
9
7
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
9
3
7
8
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
9
3
7
9
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
9
2
4
10
The Yellow Chubmarine
9
2
4

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 9 7 0 2 160 111 49 14
Scran Marino (white) 9 7 0 2 147 106 41 14
Chubby Alonso (black) 9 5 1 3 115 118 -3 11
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 9 5 0 4 130 108 22 10
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 9 4 2 3 115 115 0 10
Full of Ham (orange) 9 4 1 4 132 121 11 9
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 9 3 1 5 112 123 -11 7
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 9 3 1 5 92 121 -29 7
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 9 2 0 7 103 130 -27 4
The Yellow Chubmarine 9 2 0 7 90 143 -53 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 9 7 0 2 63 41 22 14
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 9 7 0 2 62 41 21 14
Full of Ham (orange) 9 7 0 2 56 41 15 14
Scran Marino (white) 9 6 1 2 64 35 29 13
Chubby Alonso (black) 9 5 0 4 50 42 8 10
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 9 4 0 5 39 47 -8 8
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 9 2 1 6 32 46 -14 5
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 9 2 0 7 29 47 -18 4
The Yellow Chubmarine 9 2 0 7 30 52 -22 4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 9 2 0 7 24 57 -33 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 9 7 1 1 53 10 43 15
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 9 7 0 2 35 12 23 14
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 9 4 2 3 15 22 -7 10
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 9 4 1 4 16 28 -12 9
Scran Marino (white) 9 3 2 4 25 19 6 8
Full of Ham (orange) 9 3 2 4 19 20 -1 8
Chubby Alonso (black) 9 2 4 3 16 23 -7 8
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 9 3 1 5 10 19 -9 7
The Yellow Chubmarine 9 3 1 5 11 28 -17 7
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 9 1 2 6 4 23 -19 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Andrew Hiorns 14.50 10.38%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Joe Roel 14.00 16.22%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) James Barton 13.00 0.12%
Chubby Alonso (black) Greg-Joe Barnett 13.00 -0.83%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Dredd Humphries 11.00 8.16%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Jonathan Williams 10.50 7.09%
Full of Ham (orange) Gary Miller 9.50 6.05%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Tallah Usmani 8.00 7.10%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Mark Gates 8.00 4.20%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Anthony McGregor 8.00 2.98%
Scran Marino (white) James Fitzsimons 8.00 2.14%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Stuart Vickery 7.50 1.03%
The Yellow Chubmarine Nick Lea 6.50 2.05%
Scran Marino (white) Ellis Bentley 6.00 4.55%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Adam Quinton 6.00 3.28%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) George Bunn 5.50 6.68%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Daniel McGinnis-Trow 5.50 1.86%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) James Gillard 5.50 0.13%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Jamie Martin 5.00 3.42%
The Yellow Chubmarine Andrew Croce 5.00 2.65%
Scran Marino (white) Tom Grundon 4.50 2.18%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ben Jevtic 4.00 2.11%
Full of Ham (orange) Ricki Jackson 4.00 0.20%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Chris Magnowski 4.00 -8.03%
The Yellow Chubmarine Can Okman 3.50 3.80%
Full of Ham (orange) Simon Kinzley 3.00 2.36%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Peter Morcombe 3.00 1.09%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Jaafar Al hakem 3.00 -2.18%
Scran Marino (white) Rishy Tharumakulasingham 2.50 1.50%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Junior Ahazie 2.50 1.12%
Full of Ham (orange) Bobby Wiffen 2.50 -3.12%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Blake Fitch 2.00 0.51%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Nathan Larkin 2.00 -0.30%
Chubby Alonso (black) scott moffatt 2.00 -0.43%
Scran Marino (white) Max McDonnell 2.00 -0.75%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Sadeed Ahmad 1.50 2.40%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) David Moloney 1.50 0.19%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Ian Cain 1.50 -0.54%
The Yellow Chubmarine Daniel Ransom 1.50 -0.65%
Chubby Alonso (black) dan hearn-timmons 1.50 -0.81%
Chubby Alonso (black) Salim Salam 1.00 2.67%
The Yellow Chubmarine John Barons 1.00 -0.23%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Ben Monckton 1.00 -1.68%
Full of Ham (orange) franco monaco 0.50 0.12%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Stuart Cook 0.50 0.10%
Chubby Alonso (black) Andrew Insole 0.50 -3.06%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 31 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 31 January

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 31 January

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 31 January

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 31 January

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 07 February

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 07 February

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 07 February

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 07 February

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 07 February

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 17 January

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    17 - 11
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    21 - 14
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Full of Ham (orange)
    10 - 16
    Scran Marino (white)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    10 - 14
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    12 - 18
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 06 December

    Scran Marino (white)
    19 - 7
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    18 - 5
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    13 - 18
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    16 - 15
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    18 - 16
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 08 November

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    12 - 9
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    12 - 12
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 15
    Scran Marino (white)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    18 - 15
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    15 - 17
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 31 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 07 February

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

 

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 24 January

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 12
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    13 - 12
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    11 - 10
    Full of Ham (orange)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    12 - 23
    Scran Marino (white)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    19 - 9
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 10 January

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    14 - 15
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    9 - 13
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    12 - 14
    Scran Marino (white)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    9 - 7
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 18
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 20 December

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    10 - 21
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    6 - 14
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    14 - 14
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    14 - 4
    Scran Marino (white)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    8 - 6
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 13 December

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    19 - 15
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    11 - 10
    Scran Marino (white)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    30 - 15
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    12 - 19
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    11 - 12
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 29 November

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    13 - 16
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    14 - 14
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    9 - 16
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    15 - 16
    Scran Marino (white)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    23 - 9
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 22 November

    Full of Ham (orange)
    17 - 18
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    11 - 13
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    10 - 22
    Scran Marino (white)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    8 - 17
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    12 - 13
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 15 November

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    15 - 15
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    18 - 13
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    16 - 21
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    24 - 10
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    10 - 14
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 01 November

    Scran Marino (white)
    15 - 7
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    9 - 8
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    11 - 22
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    10 - 9
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    11 - 6
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 25 October

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    11 - 10
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    13 - 10
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    9 - 15
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    18 - 12
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Scran Marino (white)
    22 - 9
    Full of Ham (orange)