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Goals Sutton, 656 London Rd, Sutton, SM3 9BY

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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Ten | 2024
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Scran Marino (white)
2
2
4
2
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
2
2
4
3
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
2
1
2
4
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
2
1
2
5
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
2
1
2
6
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
2
1
2
7
Chubby Alonso (black)
2
1
2
8
Full of Ham (orange)
2
1
2
9
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
2
0
0
10
The Yellow Chubmarine
2
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Scran Marino (white) 2 2 0 0 37 16 21 4
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 2 2 0 0 27 19 8 4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 2 1 0 1 34 29 5 2
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 2 1 0 1 23 18 5 2
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 2 1 0 1 22 20 2 2
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 2 1 0 1 21 23 -2 2
Chubby Alonso (black) 2 1 0 1 25 27 -2 2
Full of Ham (orange) 2 1 0 1 18 30 -12 2
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 2 0 0 2 16 24 -8 0
The Yellow Chubmarine 2 0 0 2 20 37 -17 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Scran Marino (white) 2 2 0 0 19 7 12 4
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 2 2 0 0 13 6 7 4
Chubby Alonso (black) 2 1 0 1 12 9 3 2
The Yellow Chubmarine 2 1 0 1 10 8 2 2
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 2 1 0 1 9 9 0 2
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 2 1 0 1 8 9 -1 2
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 2 1 0 1 6 8 -2 2
Full of Ham (orange) 2 1 0 1 9 15 -6 2
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 2 0 0 2 6 12 -6 0
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 2 0 0 2 7 16 -9 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 2 2 0 0 7 1 6 4
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 2 2 0 0 7 2 5 4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 2 1 1 0 11 2 9 3
Scran Marino (white) 2 1 1 0 4 1 3 3
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 2 1 0 1 4 0 4 2
Chubby Alonso (black) 2 0 2 0 4 4 0 2
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 2 1 0 1 2 5 -3 2
Full of Ham (orange) 2 0 0 2 1 5 -4 0
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 2 0 0 2 -2 5 -7 0
The Yellow Chubmarine 2 0 0 2 0 13 -13 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) John Lennon 6.00 0.00%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Joe Roel 4.00 3.83%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Andrew Hiorns 4.00 3.51%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Jaafar Al hakem 4.00 3.18%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Adam Barker 2.50 -0.88%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) James Barton 2.00 0.47%
Chubby Alonso (black) Greg-Joe Barnett 2.00 -0.96%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Dredd Humphries 1.00 2.95%
Scran Marino (white) Ellis Bentley 1.00 2.37%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Mark Gates 1.00 1.61%
Scran Marino (white) Max McDonnell 1.00 1.31%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Anthony McGregor 1.00 1.25%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Adam Quinton 1.00 0.79%
Scran Marino (white) James Fitzsimons 1.00 0.75%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Ayush Arora 1.00 0.49%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Chris Magnowski 1.00 -1.00%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Daniel Halstead 0.50 2.33%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Tallah Usmani 0.50 2.00%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) George Bunn 0.50 1.98%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Nathan Larkin 0.50 1.78%
The Yellow Chubmarine Andrew Croce 0.50 1.33%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Ben Monckton 0.50 1.33%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Sam Brown 0.50 1.17%
Scran Marino (white) Joe Steer 0.50 1.11%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Jonathan Williams 0.50 1.07%
Chubby Alonso (black) Ross Smith 0.50 0.87%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Ali Ra 0.50 0.76%
Full of Ham (orange) Bobby Wiffen 0.50 0.70%
Chubby Alonso (black) Andrew Insole 0.50 0.57%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Christopher Stevens-Smith 0.50 0.55%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Richard Stearn 0.50 0.55%
Scran Marino (white) John Selby 0.50 0.41%
Full of Ham (orange) Ricki Jackson 0.50 0.41%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Junior Ahazie 0.50 0.40%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Jamie Martin 0.50 0.39%
Chubby Alonso (black) dan hearn-timmons 0.50 0.27%
The Yellow Chubmarine Daniel Ransom 0.50 0.22%
Chubby Alonso (black) Conor McMillan 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 08 November

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 08 November

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 08 November

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 08 November

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 08 November

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 06 December

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 06 December

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 06 December

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 06 December

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 06 December

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 17 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 17 January

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 17 January

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 17 January

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 17 January

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 31 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 31 January

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 31 January

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 07 February

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 07 February

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 07 February

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 07 February

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 07 February

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 31 October

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 31 October

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 08 November

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 06 December

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 17 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 31 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 07 February

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 31 October

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

 

  • Friday 15 November

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 15 November

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 15 November

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 15 November

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 15 November

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 22 November

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 22 November

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 22 November

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 22 November

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 22 November

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 21:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 29 November

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 29 November

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 29 November

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 29 November

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:30
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 29 November

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 21:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 13 December

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 13 December

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 13 December

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 13 December

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 13 December

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 21:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 20 December

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 20 December

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 20 December

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 20 December

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 20 December

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 21:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 10 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 10 January

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 10 January

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 10 January

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 10 January

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 24 January

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 24 January

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 24 January

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 24 January

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 24 January

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 01 November

    Scran Marino (white)
    15 - 7
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    9 - 8
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    11 - 22
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    10 - 9
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    11 - 6
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 25 October

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    17 - 10
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    13 - 10
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    9 - 15
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    18 - 12
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Scran Marino (white)
    22 - 9
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 15 November

    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 22 November

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 29 November

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 13 December

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 20 December

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 10 January

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 24 January

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine