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Goals Sutton, 656 London Rd, Sutton, SM3 9BY

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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
3
2
5
2
Full of Ham (orange)
3
2
5
3
The Yellow Chubmarine
3
2
4
4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
3
2
4
5
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
3
1
3
6
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
3
1
3
7
Chubby Alonso (black)
3
1
2
8
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
3
1
2
9
Scran Marino (white)
3
1
2
10
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
3
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 3 2 1 0 42 32 10 5
Full of Ham (orange) 3 2 1 0 44 37 7 5
The Yellow Chubmarine 3 2 0 1 49 31 18 4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 3 2 0 1 43 43 0 4
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 3 1 1 1 39 29 10 3
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 3 1 1 1 29 32 -3 3
Chubby Alonso (black) 3 1 0 2 42 42 0 2
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 3 1 0 2 31 38 -7 2
Scran Marino (white) 3 1 0 2 32 47 -15 2
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 3 0 0 3 25 45 -20 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Yellow Chubmarine 3 3 0 0 18 8 10 6
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 3 2 1 0 19 7 12 5
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 3 2 0 1 11 20 -9 4
Chubby Alonso (black) 3 1 1 1 17 15 2 3
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 3 1 0 2 18 12 6 2
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 3 1 0 2 19 17 2 2
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 3 1 0 2 16 17 -1 2
Scran Marino (white) 3 1 0 2 16 20 -4 2
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 3 1 0 2 6 14 -8 2
Full of Ham (orange) 3 1 0 2 6 16 -10 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Full of Ham (orange) 3 3 1 0 19 5 14 7
The Yellow Chubmarine 3 2 1 1 14 6 8 5
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 3 2 1 1 6 3 3 5
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 3 2 1 1 12 10 2 5
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 3 2 1 1 5 9 -4 5
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 3 1 1 2 5 2 3 3
Chubby Alonso (black) 3 1 1 2 8 10 -2 3
Scran Marino (white) 3 1 1 2 4 9 -5 3
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 3 1 1 2 -1 9 -10 3
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 3 0 1 3 6 15 -9 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Joe Roel 8.50 2.97%
The Yellow Chubmarine Can Okman 6.00 5.05%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Stuart Cook 6.00 4.51%
Chubby Alonso (black) Salim Salam 6.00 3.27%
Full of Ham (orange) Andrew Hiorns 5.50 3.00%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Adam Quinton 5.50 2.18%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) James Barton 5.00 1.07%
Full of Ham (orange) Ali Ra 4.00 6.60%
Scran Marino (white) William Allen 4.00 3.71%
Chubby Alonso (black) Greg-Joe Barnett 4.00 -0.14%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Dredd Humphries 3.00 3.90%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) David Hainsworth 3.00 3.53%
Full of Ham (orange) Ricki Jackson 3.00 2.57%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Tom Rutenga 3.00 2.02%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Sam Rhodes 3.00 0.93%
Full of Ham (orange) Alfie Neve 2.50 4.88%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ellis Bentley 2.50 2.76%
Full of Ham (orange) Jonathan Williams 2.50 2.10%
The Yellow Chubmarine Nick Lea 2.50 1.64%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Simon Kinzley 2.50 1.51%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Gary Miller 2.50 1.08%
Full of Ham (orange) Christopher Sangare 2.50 0.87%
Full of Ham (orange) Ryan James 2.50 0.65%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Jamie Martin 2.50 -2.14%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Chris Magnowski 2.00 1.08%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Dan Ally 1.50 -1.77%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Miguel Javelot 1.00 2.43%
Scran Marino (white) Max McDonnell 1.00 2.40%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Mark Gates 1.00 2.05%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ben Jevtic 1.00 1.35%
Chubby Alonso (black) Martin Barrell 1.00 1.19%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) ALBERTO CONCOVIA 1.00 1.12%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Frederick Fenwick 1.00 0.98%
Full of Ham (orange) Bobby Wiffen 1.00 0.94%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) David Moloney 1.00 0.68%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Ian Cain 1.00 0.60%
The Yellow Chubmarine Daniel Ransom 1.00 -0.21%
Scran Marino (white) Joe Steer 1.00 -0.49%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Anthony McGregor 0.50 2.00%
Chubby Alonso (black) Andrew Insole 0.50 1.77%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Tallah Usmani 0.50 1.68%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Alan Mooney 0.50 1.42%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) George Bunn 0.50 0.78%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Junior Ahazie 0.50 0.33%
The Yellow Chubmarine Keith Tobin 0.50 0.33%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Sam Brown 0.50 0.23%
Chubby Alonso (black) dan hearn-timmons 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 28 March

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 28 March

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 28 March

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 28 March

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 28 March

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 09 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 09 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 09 May

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 09 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 16 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 16 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 16 May

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 16 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 16 May

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 28 February

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    10 - 24
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    5 - 18
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    11 - 5
    Scran Marino (white)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    11 - 13
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    12 - 12
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 28 March

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 09 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 16 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

 

  • Friday 14 March

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 14 March

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 14 March

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 14 March

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 14 March

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 21 March

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 21 March

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 21 March

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 21 March

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 21 March

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 04 April

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 04 April

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 04 April

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 04 April

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 04 April

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 21:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 11 April

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 11 April

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 11 April

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 11 April

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 11 April

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 18 April

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 18 April

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 18 April

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 18 April

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 18 April

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 21:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 25 April

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 25 April

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 25 April

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 25 April

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 25 April

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 02 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 02 May

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 02 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 02 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 02 May

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 21:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 07 March

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    15 - 15
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    2 - 18
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    10 - 10
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Scran Marino (white)
    20 - 16
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    15 - 16
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 21 February

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    5 - 18
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Scran Marino (white)
    8 - 17
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    17 - 12
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    15 - 2
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    14 - 15
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 14 February

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    14 - 17
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    8 - 14
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    9 - 10
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    11 - 15
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    14 - 4
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 14 March

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 21 March

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 04 April

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 11 April

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 18 April

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 25 April

    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 02 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)