Sutton

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Goals Sutton, 656 London Rd, Sutton, SM3 9BY

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Hello from me (Nicola) your Coach and welcome to MAN v FAT - Sutton. A place where being a loser is a good thing! With over 60 men all trying to lose weight and the supportive environment, Sutton is the place to be. You could be our next success story. Why not give it a go.

Nicola Stearn, Coach, Sutton

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Full of Ham (orange)
7
6
13
2
The Yellow Chubmarine
7
6
12
3
Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
7
5
11
4
Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
7
4
8
5
Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
7
3
7
6
Chubby Alonso (black)
7
2
5
7
Carbshalton Athletic (red)
7
2
5
8
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
7
2
5
9
Scran Marino (white)
7
2
4
10
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
7
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Full of Ham (orange) 7 6 1 0 102 83 19 13
The Yellow Chubmarine 7 6 0 1 115 73 42 12
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 7 5 1 1 92 81 11 11
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 7 4 0 3 102 103 -1 8
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 7 3 1 3 95 89 6 7
Chubby Alonso (black) 7 2 1 4 89 92 -3 5
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 7 2 1 4 91 96 -5 5
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 7 2 1 4 81 88 -7 5
Scran Marino (white) 7 2 0 5 76 88 -12 4
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 7 0 0 7 53 103 -50 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 7 6 1 0 47 16 31 13
The Yellow Chubmarine 7 5 0 2 33 20 13 10
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 7 4 1 2 41 28 13 9
Chubby Alonso (black) 7 3 1 3 33 30 3 7
Scran Marino (white) 7 3 0 4 33 34 -1 6
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 7 3 0 4 40 42 -2 6
Full of Ham (orange) 7 3 0 4 14 26 -12 6
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 7 2 1 4 32 30 2 5
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 7 2 0 5 12 32 -20 4
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 7 2 0 5 27 54 -27 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Full of Ham (orange) 7 7 1 0 47 17 30 15
The Yellow Chubmarine 7 4 3 1 34 15 19 11
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) 7 4 3 1 27 20 7 11
Carbshalton Athletic (red) 7 3 3 2 24 12 12 9
Chubby Alonso (black) 7 3 1 4 19 22 -3 7
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) 7 3 1 4 12 21 -9 7
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) 7 3 1 4 13 26 -13 7
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) 7 3 1 4 7 24 -17 7
Scran Marino (white) 7 2 1 5 10 15 -5 5
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) 7 0 1 7 8 29 -21 1
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Chubby Alonso (black) Salim Salam 13.50 5.60%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) James Barton 12.00 0.00%
Scran Marino (white) William Allen 11.50 8.84%
Full of Ham (orange) Andrew Hiorns 11.50 6.35%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Joe Roel 11.50 4.51%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) David Hainsworth 9.00 7.40%
The Yellow Chubmarine Can Okman 9.00 6.20%
Full of Ham (orange) Ricki Jackson 9.00 4.73%
Chubby Alonso (black) Greg-Joe Barnett 9.00 0.00%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Stuart Cook 8.50 5.79%
Full of Ham (orange) Jonathan Williams 8.50 5.78%
The Yellow Chubmarine Nick Lea 8.50 5.65%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Frederick Fenwick 8.00 8.49%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Adam Quinton 8.00 2.46%
Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink) Chris Magnowski 7.00 -0.48%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Mark Gates 6.50 3.45%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Dredd Humphries 6.00 5.34%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Tom Rutenga 6.00 4.04%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Simon Kinzley 6.00 2.92%
Full of Ham (orange) Alfie Neve 5.50 5.50%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Sam Rhodes 5.50 1.35%
Full of Ham (orange) Ryan James 5.50 1.30%
Full of Ham (orange) Bobby Wiffen 5.00 2.55%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Jay Macnamara 3.50 8.36%
The Yellow Chubmarine Ben Jevtic 3.50 2.91%
Scran Marino (white) Max McDonnell 3.50 2.59%
The Yellow Chubmarine Daniel Ransom 3.50 0.96%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Alan Mooney 3.00 3.19%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) George Bunn 3.00 3.02%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Miguel Javelot 3.00 2.21%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Dan Ally 3.00 0.51%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) James Gillard 2.50 1.15%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Anthony McGregor 2.50 1.07%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Sam Brown 2.50 0.79%
The Yellow Chubmarine Luke Pullen 2.00 2.80%
The Yellow Chubmarine Alex Cordes 2.00 1.43%
West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple) Gary Miller 2.00 1.29%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Ian Cain 2.00 0.08%
The Yellow Chubmarine Andrew Croce 1.50 3.51%
Chubby Alonso (black) dan hearn-timmons 1.50 1.54%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Jamie Martin 1.50 -0.51%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) Paul Stanger 1.00 3.93%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) Tallah Usmani 1.00 3.75%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Mason Nugent 1.00 0.94%
Chubby Alonso (black) Andrew Insole 1.00 0.75%
Blue Moobs United (dark blue) Stuart Vickery 1.00 0.73%
Chubby Alonso (black) Martin Barrell 1.00 0.10%
Balotelli-Tubbies (green) AARON BELL 1.00 0.00%
Rapid Viennetta (light blue) David Moloney 1.00 -0.19%
Scran Marino (white) Matthew McFarland 0.50 2.00%
Carbshalton Athletic (red) Daniel McGinnis-Trow 0.50 1.58%
Full of Ham (orange) Christopher Sangare 0.50 -0.68%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 16 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 16 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 16 May

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 16 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 16 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 23 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 23 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 23 May

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    VS 20:30
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 23 May

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 23 May

    Scran Marino (white)
    VS 21:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 28 March

    Scran Marino (white)
    13 - 22
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    13 - 14
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    11 - 8
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    14 - 4
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    9 - 16
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 28 February

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    10 - 24
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    5 - 18
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    11 - 5
    Scran Marino (white)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    11 - 13
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    12 - 12
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 16 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)

  • Friday 23 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Scran Marino (white)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine

 

  • Friday 25 April

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 25 April

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 20:00
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 25 April

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 20:30
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 25 April

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:30
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 25 April

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 21:00
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 02 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 02 May

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 02 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 02 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 02 May

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    VS 21:00
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 09 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    VS 20:00
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)

  • Friday 09 May

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    VS 20:00
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 09 May

    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    VS 20:30
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 09 May

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    VS 20:30
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 09 May

    The Yellow Chubmarine
    VS 21:00
    Chubby Alonso (black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 11 April

    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    19 - 10
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    13 - 14
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Scran Marino (white)
    9 - 11
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    21 - 18
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    10 - 16
    The Yellow Chubmarine

  • Friday 04 April

    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    6 - 15
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    13 - 12
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    12 - 18
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    9 - 18
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    12 - 12
    Chubby Alonso (black)

  • Friday 21 March

    Chubby Alonso (black)
    11 - 5
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    19 - 14
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    11 - 10
    Scran Marino (white)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    19 - 13
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    13 - 14
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)

  • Friday 14 March

    Scran Marino (white)
    10 - 13
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    7 - 13
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    11 - 19
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    13 - 8
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Full of Ham (orange)
    15 - 14
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)

  • Friday 07 March

    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    15 - 15
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    2 - 18
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    10 - 10
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Scran Marino (white)
    20 - 16
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    15 - 16
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)

  • Friday 21 February

    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    5 - 18
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Scran Marino (white)
    8 - 17
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    17 - 12
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    15 - 2
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    14 - 15
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 14 February

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    14 - 17
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    8 - 14
    Full of Ham (orange)
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    9 - 10
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    11 - 15
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    14 - 4
    Scran Marino (white)

  • Friday 25 April

    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Full of Ham (orange)

  • Friday 02 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)

  • Friday 09 May

    Full of Ham (orange)
    0 - 0
    Carbshalton Athletic (red)
    Dynamo Chicken Kiev (pink)
    0 - 0
    Rapid Viennetta (light blue)
    Blue Moobs United (dark blue)
    0 - 0
    West Ham, Egg & Chips (purple)
    Balotelli-Tubbies (green)
    0 - 0
    Scran Marino (white)
    The Yellow Chubmarine
    0 - 0
    Chubby Alonso (black)