Swansea (Abertawe) - GWYR

Tuesday | 19:00-21:00

Pure Football, 926 Llayngefelach Road, , Tirdeunaw Swansea, SA5 7HR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Swansea. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £31.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed). Croeso i Bêl-Droed MAN v FAT Abertawe. Mae’r gynghrair yn fyw ond mae yna rhestr aros ar hyn o bryd. Mae croeso i chi gofrestru a bydd eich hyfforddwr MAN v FAT yn cysylltu a chi pan fydd lle ar gael (Ni fydd rhaid talu y pris misol o £31.00 tan fod eich lle yn y gynghrair wedi ei gadarnhau).

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I am delighted to share the remarkable progress our weight loss league has made in cultivating a supportive community and achieving exceptional weight loss results. With over 1,900 kg lost in just six seasons, our league's effectiveness and the dedication of our members are evident. We are also proud to announce that Swansea emerged as the national champions, solidifying our league as the largest Man V Fat club ever recorded. Join our league today to experience our proven approach, unwavering support, and a chance to achieve your weight loss goals while fostering camaraderie and celebrating personal accomplishments. Together, we can pave the way for a healthier and happier future.

Hywel Pugh, Coach, Swansea (Abertawe) - GWYR

Leaderboard

Season Nine | 2023
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
RHCP
8
8
16
2
GASTRIC BANDITS
8
6
12
3
THE ALL PHATTS
8
5
10
4
BMI MÜNCHEN
8
4
8
5
BORUSSIA DONUTS
8
3
6
6
FC VAN DER SARNIES
8
3
6
7
LARGENTINA G
8
2
4
8
REAL MADRI
8
1
2

" Man v Fat Football, has been a fantastic opportunity for me to reconnect with a sport I have not played in 14 years. The games are played in the right competitive spirit with the standard and confidence of each team improving week to week, even at an early stage in the first season, a real sense of camaraderie has grown within the group and it has a real feel of a support network being fostered, with each goal scored on and off the pitch being celebrated, the ongoing support and advice provided by the Coach is vital in enabling me to make small dietary and lifestyle changes which will enable me to achieve a healthy and sustainable weight loss."

Sean Birt - MAN v FAT Football Swansea

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
RHCP 8 8 0 0 168 58 110 16
GASTRIC BANDITS 8 6 0 2 77 71 6 12
THE ALL PHATTS 8 5 0 3 86 84 2 10
BMI MÜNCHEN 8 4 0 4 74 84 -10 8
BORUSSIA DONUTS 8 3 0 5 82 100 -18 6
FC VAN DER SARNIES 8 3 0 5 80 99 -19 6
LARGENTINA G 8 2 0 6 73 106 -33 4
REAL MADRI 8 1 0 7 55 93 -38 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
RHCP 8 8 0 0 84 11 73 16
THE ALL PHATTS 8 7 0 1 46 19 27 14
REAL MADRI 8 5 0 3 30 33 -3 10
BMI MÜNCHEN 8 3 0 5 33 42 -9 6
FC VAN DER SARNIES 8 3 0 5 33 42 -9 6
GASTRIC BANDITS 8 3 0 5 28 46 -18 6
LARGENTINA G 8 2 0 6 24 51 -27 4
BORUSSIA DONUTS 8 1 0 7 18 52 -34 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
GASTRIC BANDITS 8 7 1 0 30 6 24 15
BMI MÜNCHEN 8 5 1 2 17 17 0 11
BORUSSIA DONUTS 8 5 0 3 31 23 8 10
RHCP 8 4 0 4 40 26 14 8
FC VAN DER SARNIES 8 4 0 4 24 26 -2 8
LARGENTINA G 8 2 3 3 28 28 0 7
THE ALL PHATTS 8 1 1 6 13 33 -20 3
REAL MADRI 8 0 2 6 9 33 -24 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
FC VAN DER SARNIES David Walters 12.00 5.60%
GASTRIC BANDITS Corey Davies 9.00 0.86%
GASTRIC BANDITS Daniel Williams 8.50 6.87%
LARGENTINA G Michael Hayward 8.50 4.49%
BMI MÜNCHEN Simon Martin 8.50 4.42%
RHCP Joshua Roberts 8.50 4.25%
LARGENTINA G Nathan Hicks 7.00 3.88%
GASTRIC BANDITS Mark Swinglehurst 6.50 7.40%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Jordan Aspland 6.50 3.40%
RHCP Byron Dover-Wade 6.50 1.08%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Sam Penfold 6.00 7.20%
THE ALL PHATTS Gary Hallihan 6.00 4.71%
REAL MADRI Ross McKnight 5.50 9.02%
BMI MÜNCHEN Richard Davies 5.00 3.79%
THE ALL PHATTS Richard Blow 5.00 3.15%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Aaron Harris 5.00 1.14%
RHCP Martin Davies 4.50 4.20%
FC VAN DER SARNIES Jack Knight 4.00 8.31%
GASTRIC BANDITS Marc Lockwood 4.00 -1.93%
RHCP Rhidian Evans 4.00 -6.16%
BMI MÜNCHEN Jamie Lewis 3.50 4.19%
THE ALL PHATTS Daniel Kelsey 3.50 4.18%
RHCP Leon Kissick 3.50 3.87%
RHCP Lee Osborne 3.50 3.05%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Dan Lewis 3.50 2.40%
BORUSSIA DONUTS James Hartry 3.50 2.10%
LARGENTINA G Jon Taylor 3.00 3.92%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Craig Hudson 3.00 3.79%
LARGENTINA G Lewis Ablett 3.00 3.73%
LARGENTINA G Jonathon Thomas 3.00 3.60%
RHCP Tony Neil 3.00 2.57%
RHCP Robert Parkin 3.00 1.69%
FC VAN DER SARNIES Kerryl Phillips 3.00 1.15%
BMI MÜNCHEN Matthew Corbett 3.00 0.40%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Matt Jones 2.50 4.75%
FC VAN DER SARNIES Jonathan Alden-Phillips 2.50 4.19%
FC VAN DER SARNIES Phillip Finselbach 2.50 3.26%
LARGENTINA G Gareth Rice 2.50 3.04%
FC VAN DER SARNIES Taylor Perry 2.50 1.79%
GASTRIC BANDITS Gavin Meyrick 2.50 1.04%
REAL MADRI Andrew Wyles 2.50 0.00%
RHCP Kyle Lewis 2.00 -0.81%
LARGENTINA G Mark Hallett 1.50 1.01%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Matthew Riley 1.50 0.50%
REAL MADRI Matt Richards 1.50 0.10%
REAL MADRI Joseph Chard 1.00 4.33%
REAL MADRI Stephan Jones 1.00 3.54%
GASTRIC BANDITS Aaron Jarrett 1.00 3.02%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Azzam Farooq 1.00 2.43%
THE ALL PHATTS Ciaran Troke 1.00 1.77%
GASTRIC BANDITS Ricky Griffiths 1.00 1.74%
GASTRIC BANDITS Christian Griffiths 1.00 1.09%
REAL MADRI Hassan Ahmed 1.00 0.66%
BMI MÜNCHEN Darrell Cox 1.00 -3.14%
BORUSSIA DONUTS Morgan Lambert 0.50 2.81%
THE ALL PHATTS Marcus Axworthy 0.50 0.00%
THE ALL PHATTS Rhys D'Angeli 0.50 -0.25%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 03 October

    RHCP
    VS 19:30
    THE ALL PHATTS
  • Tuesday 03 October

    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    VS 20:00
    BMI MÜNCHEN
  • Tuesday 03 October

    LARGENTINA G
    VS 20:30
    GASTRIC BANDITS
  • Tuesday 03 October

    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    VS 21:00
    REAL MADRI
  • Tuesday 10 October

    BMI MÜNCHEN
    VS 19:30
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
  • Tuesday 10 October

    REAL MADRI
    VS 20:00
    LARGENTINA G
  • Tuesday 10 October

    GASTRIC BANDITS
    VS 20:30
    RHCP
  • Tuesday 10 October

    THE ALL PHATTS
    VS 21:00
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
  • Tuesday 17 October

    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    VS 19:30
    GASTRIC BANDITS
  • Tuesday 17 October

    THE ALL PHATTS
    VS 20:00
    BMI MÜNCHEN
  • Tuesday 17 October

    RHCP
    VS 20:30
    REAL MADRI
  • Tuesday 17 October

    LARGENTINA G
    VS 21:00
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
  • Tuesday 24 October

    BMI MÜNCHEN
    VS 19:30
    LARGENTINA G
  • Tuesday 24 October

    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    VS 20:00
    RHCP
  • Tuesday 24 October

    REAL MADRI
    VS 20:30
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
  • Tuesday 24 October

    GASTRIC BANDITS
    VS 21:00
    THE ALL PHATTS
  • Tuesday 31 October

    THE ALL PHATTS
    VS 19:30
    REAL MADRI
  • Tuesday 31 October

    GASTRIC BANDITS
    VS 20:00
    BMI MÜNCHEN
  • Tuesday 31 October

    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    VS 20:30
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
  • Tuesday 31 October

    RHCP
    VS 21:00
    LARGENTINA G
  • Tuesday 07 November

    BMI MÜNCHEN
    VS 19:30
    RHCP
  • Tuesday 07 November

    LARGENTINA G
    VS 20:00
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
  • Tuesday 07 November

    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    VS 20:30
    THE ALL PHATTS
  • Tuesday 07 November

    REAL MADRI
    VS 21:00
    GASTRIC BANDITS

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 26 September

    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    8 - 23
    RHCP
    THE ALL PHATTS
    13 - 11
    LARGENTINA G
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    12 - 9
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    BMI MÜNCHEN
    11 - 9
    REAL MADRI
  • Tuesday 19 September

    GASTRIC BANDITS
    12 - 9
    REAL MADRI
    THE ALL PHATTS
    12 - 11
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    18 - 13
    LARGENTINA G
    RHCP
    18 - 8
    BMI MÜNCHEN
  • Tuesday 12 September

    LARGENTINA G
    7 - 25
    RHCP
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    11 - 10
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    BMI MÜNCHEN
    5 - 11
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    REAL MADRI
    3 - 12
    THE ALL PHATTS
  • Tuesday 05 September

    THE ALL PHATTS
    16 - 10
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    8 - 7
    REAL MADRI
    RHCP
    27 - 10
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    LARGENTINA G
    8 - 13
    BMI MÜNCHEN
  • Tuesday 29 August

    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    11 - 13
    LARGENTINA G
    REAL MADRI
    2 - 20
    RHCP
    BMI MÜNCHEN
    10 - 5
    THE ALL PHATTS
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    9 - 7
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
  • Tuesday 22 August

    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    13 - 9
    THE ALL PHATTS
    RHCP
    17 - 9
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    LARGENTINA G
    12 - 7
    REAL MADRI
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    13 - 9
    BMI MÜNCHEN
  • Tuesday 15 August

    REAL MADRI
    8 - 11
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    6 - 4
    LARGENTINA G
    BMI MÜNCHEN
    11 - 10
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    THE ALL PHATTS
    6 - 21
    RHCP
  • Tuesday 08 August

    RHCP
    17 - 8
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    LARGENTINA G
    5 - 13
    THE ALL PHATTS
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    4 - 8
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    REAL MADRI
    10 - 7
    BMI MÜNCHEN
  • Tuesday 03 October

    RHCP
    0 - 0
    THE ALL PHATTS
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    0 - 0
    BMI MÜNCHEN
    LARGENTINA G
    0 - 0
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRI
  • Tuesday 10 October

    BMI MÜNCHEN
    0 - 0
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    REAL MADRI
    0 - 0
    LARGENTINA G
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    0 - 0
    RHCP
    THE ALL PHATTS
    0 - 0
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
  • Tuesday 17 October

    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    0 - 0
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    THE ALL PHATTS
    0 - 0
    BMI MÜNCHEN
    RHCP
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRI
    LARGENTINA G
    0 - 0
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
  • Tuesday 24 October

    BMI MÜNCHEN
    0 - 0
    LARGENTINA G
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    0 - 0
    RHCP
    REAL MADRI
    0 - 0
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    0 - 0
    THE ALL PHATTS
  • Tuesday 31 October

    THE ALL PHATTS
    0 - 0
    REAL MADRI
    GASTRIC BANDITS
    0 - 0
    BMI MÜNCHEN
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    0 - 0
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    RHCP
    0 - 0
    LARGENTINA G
  • Tuesday 07 November

    BMI MÜNCHEN
    0 - 0
    RHCP
    LARGENTINA G
    0 - 0
    BORUSSIA DONUTS
    FC VAN DER SARNIES
    0 - 0
    THE ALL PHATTS
    REAL MADRI
    0 - 0
    GASTRIC BANDITS