Swansea (Abertawe) GWYR

Tuesday | 19:30-21:00

Pure Football, 926 Llayngefelach Road, , Tirdeunaw Swansea, SA5 7HR

Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Swansea. Feel free to register and your MAN v FAT coach will contact you to add you to a team (You will not be charged a monthly subscription fee of £35 until your place in the league is confirmed). Croeso i Bêl-Droed MAN v FAT Abertawe. Mae croeso i chi gofrestru a bydd eich hyfforddwr MAN v FAT yn cysylltu â chi i'ch ychwanegu i dîm (Ni chodir tâl tanysgrifiad misol o £35 arnoch nes bod eich lle yn y gynghrair wedi'i gadarnhau).

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I am delighted to share the remarkable progress our weight loss league has made in cultivating a supportive community and achieving exceptional weight loss results. With over 1,900 kg lost in just six seasons, our league's effectiveness and the dedication of our members are evident. We are also proud to announce that Swansea emerged as the national champions, solidifying our league as the largest Man V Fat club ever recorded. Join our league today to experience our proven approach, unwavering support, and a chance to achieve your weight loss goals while fostering camaraderie and celebrating personal accomplishments. Together, we can pave the way for a healthier and happier future.

Alex Lewis, Coach, Swansea (Abertawe) GWYR

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
5
4
8
2
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
5
4
8
3
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
5
3
6
4
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
5
3
6
5
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
5
3
6
6
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
5
2
4
7
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
5
1
2
8
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
5
0
0

Man v Fat Football has been a fantastic opportunity to reconnect with a sport I have not played in 14 years. The games are played in the right competitive spirit with the standard and confidence of each team improving week to week, even at an early stage in the first season, a real sense of camaraderie has grown within the group and it has a real feel of a support network being fostered, with each goal scored on and off the pitch being celebrated, the ongoing support and advice provided by the Coach is vital in enabling me to make small dietary and lifestyle changes which will enable me to achieve a healthy and sustainable weight loss.

Sean Birt - MAN v FAT Football Swansea

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) 5 4 0 1 128 91 37 8
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) 5 4 0 1 122 89 33 8
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) 5 3 0 2 112 102 10 6
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) 5 3 0 2 111 116 -5 6
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) 5 3 0 2 92 106 -14 6
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) 5 2 0 3 104 101 3 4
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) 5 1 0 4 94 114 -20 2
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) 5 0 0 5 86 130 -44 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) 5 4 0 1 42 19 23 8
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) 5 3 1 1 39 15 24 7
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) 5 2 2 1 27 23 4 6
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) 5 2 2 1 23 23 0 6
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) 5 3 0 2 18 20 -2 6
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) 5 2 0 3 20 29 -9 4
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) 5 1 1 3 17 35 -18 3
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) 5 0 0 5 21 43 -22 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) 5 4 0 1 16 9 7 8
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) 5 3 1 1 18 12 6 7
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) 5 2 1 2 15 18 -3 5
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) 5 2 1 2 12 17 -5 5
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) 5 2 0 3 16 14 2 4
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) 5 2 0 3 20 19 1 4
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) 5 2 0 3 10 15 -5 4
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) 5 1 1 3 17 20 -3 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) Craig Bowles 7.00 9.46%
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) Luke Massingham 6.00 7.61%
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) Ricky Beynon 5.50 1.99%
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) Morgan Lambert 5.00 0.81%
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) Jamie Jones 4.00 5.75%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Phillip Finselbach 4.00 1.19%
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) David Jones 3.50 6.54%
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) Joseph Chard 3.50 6.24%
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) Kieran Driscoll 3.50 3.87%
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) David Colwill 3.50 2.86%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Scott Davies 3.50 2.75%
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) Aaron Harris 3.50 1.14%
Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed) Craig Chislett 3.50 1.05%
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) Chris Gay 3.50 0.59%
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) Andrew Hynes 3.00 3.77%
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) Adam Rayson 3.00 3.03%
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) Liam Todd 3.00 2.85%
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) Rhys Gedrych 3.00 2.34%
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) Nathan Hicks 3.00 1.95%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Adam Price 3.00 1.66%
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) Joe Spiteri 3.00 1.21%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Ashley Fenton 3.00 0.64%
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) David Skone 2.50 3.90%
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) Rob Davies 2.50 2.93%
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) Callum Ellis 2.50 2.42%
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) Reagan Perdue 2.50 2.06%
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) Brian Hyett 2.50 1.88%
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) Jacob Laidlaw-Hamilton 2.50 1.63%
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) David Evans 2.50 1.07%
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) Ryan Morris 2.50 0.22%
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) Matthew Hope 2.00 3.03%
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) Craig Evans 1.50 1.04%
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) Prince Cuniff 1.50 0.20%
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) Dan Smith 1.00 3.44%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Karl Williams 1.00 2.00%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Car Wai Lau 1.00 0.71%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Ross Darlington 1.00 0.57%
Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue) Timothy Harris 1.00 0.39%
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) Rhidian Evans 1.00 0.34%
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) Callum Jones 1.00 0.00%
Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack) Mike George 1.00 0.00%
Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite) Darrell Cox 1.00 -0.32%
Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen) Daniel John 1.00 -0.41%
Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple) Andrew Cook 1.00 -3.65%
Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange) Phillip Walker 0.50 1.47%
Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow) Craig Hudson 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Tuesday 01 July

    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    VS 20:00
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    VS 20:30
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    VS 21:00
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    VS 19:30
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    VS 21:00
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    VS 19:30
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    VS 20:00
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    VS 20:30
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    VS 21:00
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    VS 20:00
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    VS 20:30
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    VS 21:00
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    VS 19:30
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    VS 20:00
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    VS 20:30
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    VS 21:00
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    VS 19:30
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    VS 20:00
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    VS 20:30
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    VS 21:00
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    VS 19:30
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    VS 20:00
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    VS 20:30
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    VS 21:00
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    VS 19:30
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    VS 20:00
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    VS 20:30
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    VS 21:00
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
  • Tuesday 26 August

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    VS 19:30
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 26 August

    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    VS 20:00
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
  • Tuesday 26 August

    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
  • Tuesday 26 August

    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    VS 21:00
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 24 June

    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    15 - 14
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    14 - 23
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    24 - 22
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    29 - 20
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
  • Tuesday 17 June

    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    10 - 24
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    31 - 18
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    28 - 15
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    22 - 18
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
  • Tuesday 10 June

    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    27 - 19
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    27 - 23
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    17 - 24
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    15 - 26
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
  • Tuesday 03 June

    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    29 - 15
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    26 - 18
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    29 - 17
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    22 - 21
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 27 May

    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    21 - 18
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    16 - 21
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    24 - 27
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    15 - 25
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
  • Tuesday 01 July

    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    0 - 0
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    0 - 0
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    0 - 0
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 08 July

    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    0 - 0
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    0 - 0
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
  • Tuesday 15 July

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    0 - 0
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    0 - 0
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
  • Tuesday 22 July

    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    0 - 0
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    0 - 0
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    0 - 0
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
  • Tuesday 29 July

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    0 - 0
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    0 - 0
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
  • Tuesday 05 August

    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    0 - 0
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    0 - 0
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    0 - 0
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
  • Tuesday 12 August

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    0 - 0
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    0 - 0
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
  • Tuesday 19 August

    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    0 - 0
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)
    0 - 0
    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    0 - 0
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    0 - 0
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
  • Tuesday 26 August

    Sheffield Wensleydale (Swansea GBlue)
    0 - 0
    Swedish Meatballers (Swansea GYellow)
    Dynamo Kebabs (Swansea GBlack)
    0 - 0
    Royal Fatwerps (Swansea GRed)
    Plymouth Argrill (Swansea GGreen)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Swanea GWhite)
    Purple Pounders (Swansea GPurple)
    0 - 0
    Fanta See Football (Swansea GOrange)