Swindon
Friday | 19:00-21:00
I love being able to bring my skills as a coach and nutritionist to Man V Fat as it gives me the opportunity to support everyone in a way that works for them. The club is full of really supportive members who will encourage you all the way to achieve your goals.
Bonny Prim, Coach, Swindon
Leaderboard
Season Thirteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
8
8
16
2
Real Madras .(White)
8
6
13
3
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
8
6
12
4
OB City .(Red)
8
4
9
5
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
8
3
7
6
Fat sabbath (Black)
8
2
4
7
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
8
1
2
8
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
8
0
1
Attending the MAN V FAT sessions has been an incredibly positive experience for me. From the moment I joined my first session in May 2024, I felt welcomed and understood by others who were on a similar journey. The camaraderie among the other guys, particularly the members of my team, has been one of the most significant aspects of the program for me. We all share the same goals and challenges, and this shared experience creates a strong bond that motivates me to keep going. The structure of the sessions, combining football with weight loss goals and weekly weigh-ins has provided me with both the physical activity I need and the support to keep me accountable. The coaches and fellow players are always there to offer advice, and the competitive element of the games/league adds an extra layer of motivation, pushing me to improve not just for myself, but for my team as well. Beyond the physical benefits, the support I've found at MAN V FAT has been invaluable towards helping me lose 20kg since joining. It's not just simply about losing weight or having a kick about; it's about building confidence, learning to enjoy exercise, and developing healthier habits that will last a lifetime.
Michael Goodfield - The Olympic Mayonnaise
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 58 | 32 | 26 | 16 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 67 | 48 | 19 | 13 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 58 | 41 | 17 | 12 |
| OB City .(Red) | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 52 | 46 | 6 | 9 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 48 | 50 | -2 | 7 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 40 | 52 | -12 | 4 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 8 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 30 | 57 | -27 | 2 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 26 | 53 | -27 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 7 | 7 | 12 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 13 | 2 | 11 | 11 |
| OB City .(Red) | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 10 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 8 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 8 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 10 | -1 | 8 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 8 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 6 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 8 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 12 | -6 | 6 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 8 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 17 | -15 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 35 | 19 | 16 | 13 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 16 | 15 | 13 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 9 | 12 | 13 |
| OB City .(Red) | 8 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 25 | -2 | 8 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 8 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 15 | 23 | -8 | 7 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 18 | -5 | 5 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 12 | 22 | -10 | 4 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 8 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 22 | -18 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Simon Holmes | 11.00 | 7.28% |
| OB City .(Red) | Luke Willson | 8.50 | 6.24% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | John Saunders | 8.00 | 6.60% |
| OB City .(Red) | Lee Gosling | 8.00 | 6.53% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David Owen | 7.00 | 4.78% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Alex Timms | 6.50 | 3.02% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Michael Goodfield | 6.00 | 5.63% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Matthew Goulding | 5.50 | 7.14% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Jamie Wakefield | 5.50 | 6.02% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Ben Keatley | 5.50 | 5.71% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Douglas Parker | 5.50 | 2.42% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | chris packard | 5.00 | 4.51% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Andy Bint | 5.00 | 3.57% |
| Real Madras .(White) | James Audley | 5.00 | 2.87% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Dom Brown | 3.50 | 2.69% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Michael Eve | 3.50 | 0.61% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Stephen Musty-Jackson | 3.00 | 2.25% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Peter Tutty | 3.00 | 2.05% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Mark Gray | 3.00 | 1.97% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Mitchell Huxtable | 3.00 | 0.59% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Jason Parker | 3.00 | 0.32% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Leo Pickersgill | 3.00 | 0.32% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Chris Siddle | 3.00 | -0.32% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | James Wright | 2.50 | 2.15% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Paul Felix | 2.50 | 1.93% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Mark Ohagan | 2.50 | 1.78% |
| OB City .(Red) | John Jackson | 2.50 | 1.69% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Jack Duffield | 2.50 | 1.48% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Kevin Shammas | 2.50 | 1.39% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Paul Houndegla | 2.50 | 0.81% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Graham Clarke | 2.50 | 0.69% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Michael Boothroyd | 2.50 | 0.68% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Alan Clarke | 2.50 | 0.53% |
| OB City .(Red) | James Barrett | 2.50 | 0.45% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Marcus Timlin | 2.50 | 0.25% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Stuart Huxtable | 2.00 | 1.20% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Callum Mundy | 2.00 | 0.92% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Shane Church | 1.50 | -0.66% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Terence Richard-chalker | 1.00 | 2.06% |
| OB City .(Red) | Rich Steward | 1.00 | 1.46% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | David Collins | 1.00 | 1.25% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Ryan Ford | 1.00 | 0.13% |
| OB City .(Red) | Richie Mercer | 1.00 | -3.25% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Ian Forrester | 0.50 | 0.13% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 25 July
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 19:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 25 July
OB City .(Red)VS 19:30Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Real Madras .(White)VS 20:00The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 25 July
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 20:30Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 01 August
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 19:00Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 01 August
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 19:30Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 01 August
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 20:00Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 01 August
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 20:30OB City .(Red) -
Friday 08 August
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 08 August
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 19:30Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 08 August
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 20:00Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 08 August
Real Madras .(White)VS 20:30Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 15 August
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 19:00Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 15 August
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 19:30Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 15 August
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 20:00OB City .(Red) -
Friday 15 August
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 20:30The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 22 August
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 19:00Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 22 August
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 19:30Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 22 August
OB City .(Red)VS 20:00Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 22 August
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 20:30Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 29 August
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 19:00Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 29 August
Real Madras .(White)VS 19:30OB City .(Red) -
Friday 29 August
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 20:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 29 August
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 20:30The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 18 July
OB City .(Red)7 - 6Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)5 - 10Real Madras .(White)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)12 - 6Fat sabbath (Black)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)8 - 5Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 11 July
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)3 - 10Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 10Fat sabbath (Black)OB City .(Red)7 - 7Real Madras .(White)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)9 - 4Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 04 July
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)6 - 4The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Fat sabbath (Black)5 - 10OB City .(Red)Real Madras .(White)12 - 6Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)7 - 2The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 27 June
Real Madras .(White)6 - 13Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)OB City .(Red)8 - 10Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)1 - 6Fat sabbath (Black)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)5 - 11The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 20 June
Fat sabbath (Black)4 - 6Real Madras .(White)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)6 - 6Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)4 - 3The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)5 - 2OB City .(Red) -
Friday 13 June
OB City .(Red)9 - 5The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)2 - 4The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Real Madras .(White)7 - 6Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Fat sabbath (Black)3 - 4Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 06 June
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)6 - 2Fat sabbath (Black)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)3 - 12Real Madras .(White)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)5 - 4OB City .(Red)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - -1Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 30 May
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)3 - 5OB City .(Red)Real Madras .(White)7 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Fat sabbath (Black)4 - 10The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)4 - 8Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)OB City .(Red)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 01 August
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Real Madras .(White)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0OB City .(Red) -
Friday 08 August
OB City .(Red)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 15 August
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras .(White)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0OB City .(Red)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 22 August
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)OB City .(Red)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 29 August
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0OB City .(Red)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)