Swindon
Friday | 19:00-21:00
I love being able to bring my skills as a coach and nutritionist to Man V Fat as it gives me the opportunity to support everyone in a way that works for them. The club is full of really supportive members who will encourage you all the way to achieve your goals.
Bonny Prim, Coach, Swindon
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
10
5
14
2
Real Madras .(White)
10
5
13
3
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
10
5
13
4
OB City .(Red)
10
5
12
5
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
10
6
12
6
Fat sabbath (Black)
10
3
8
7
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
10
2
4
8
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
10
2
4
Attending the MAN V FAT sessions has been an incredibly positive experience for me. From the moment I joined my first session in May 2024, I felt welcomed and understood by others who were on a similar journey. The camaraderie among the other guys, particularly the members of my team, has been one of the most significant aspects of the program for me. We all share the same goals and challenges, and this shared experience creates a strong bond that motivates me to keep going. The structure of the sessions, combining football with weight loss goals and weekly weigh-ins has provided me with both the physical activity I need and the support to keep me accountable. The coaches and fellow players are always there to offer advice, and the competitive element of the games/league adds an extra layer of motivation, pushing me to improve not just for myself, but for my team as well. Beyond the physical benefits, the support I've found at MAN V FAT has been invaluable towards helping me lose 20kg since joining. It's not just simply about losing weight or having a kick about; it's about building confidence, learning to enjoy exercise, and developing healthier habits that will last a lifetime.
Michael Goodfield - The Olympic Mayonnaise
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 10 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 61 | 54 | 7 | 14 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 74 | 54 | 20 | 13 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 66 | 54 | 12 | 13 |
| OB City .(Red) | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 57 | 48 | 9 | 12 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 57 | 59 | -2 | 12 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 56 | 68 | -12 | 8 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 62 | 73 | -11 | 4 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 39 | 62 | -23 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 10 | 6 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 6 | 10 | 14 |
| OB City .(Red) | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 16 | 9 | 7 | 14 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 10 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 12 | 7 | 12 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 10 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 17 | 13 | 4 | 10 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 10 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 11 | 16 | -5 | 9 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 10 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 15 | 24 | -9 | 7 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 10 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 20 | -17 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 42 | 10 | 32 | 20 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 26 | 15 | 11 | 16 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 10 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 18 | 23 | -5 | 10 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 10 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 14 | 31 | -17 | 9 |
| OB City .(Red) | 10 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 11 | 14 | -3 | 8 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 18 | 25 | -7 | 5 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 10 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 4 | 23 | -19 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | Douglas Parker | 13.50 | 8.51% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Simon Holmes | 12.00 | 13.16% |
| OB City .(Red) | Luke Willson | 12.00 | 10.76% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | John Saunders | 9.00 | 9.25% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Mitchell Huxtable | 9.00 | 7.15% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Stuart Huxtable | 9.00 | 6.51% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David Owen | 9.00 | 4.38% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Chris Hornbuckle | 8.00 | 3.39% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Leo Pickersgill | 5.50 | 5.58% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Paul Philpott | 5.50 | 4.75% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Jamie Stepp | 5.00 | 3.90% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Jason Parker | 5.00 | 3.22% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Alan Clarke | 5.00 | 2.12% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Michael Eve | 4.00 | 1.13% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Ryan Ford | 4.00 | 0.51% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Ben Keatley | 4.00 | -0.84% |
| OB City .(Red) | Lee Gosling | 3.50 | 4.79% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Charlie Dickinson | 3.50 | 4.51% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Michael Boothroyd | 3.50 | 2.98% |
| OB City .(Red) | John Jackson | 3.50 | 2.91% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Will Ready | 3.50 | 1.79% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | David Collins | 3.50 | 1.35% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Daniel Haynes | 3.50 | 0.48% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Keegan Carvalho | 3.50 | 0.09% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Peter Tutty | 3.00 | 3.00% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David O'sullivan | 3.00 | 1.53% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Rob Ridley | 3.00 | 1.24% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Dom Brown | 3.00 | 1.23% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Sean Farrell | 2.50 | 2.38% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Mark Gray | 2.50 | 1.14% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | James Wright | 2.50 | 0.55% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Shane Church | 2.00 | 0.10% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Michael Goodfield | 2.00 | -3.21% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Paul Felix | 1.50 | 2.09% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Graham Clarke | 1.50 | 0.15% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Owen Bestford | 1.00 | 2.36% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Dwayne Fisher | 1.00 | 2.07% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Adam Boobyer | 1.00 | 1.86% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Chris Riley | 1.00 | 0.87% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Callum Mundy | 1.00 | 0.46% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Alex Timms | 1.00 | -1.40% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Louis Wollen | 0.50 | 0.37% |
| Real Madras .(White) | James Audley | 0.50 | -0.19% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 02 May
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 19:00Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 02 May
Real Madras .(White)VS 19:30OB City .(Red) -
Friday 02 May
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 20:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 02 May
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 20:30Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 09 May
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 09 May
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 19:30Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 09 May
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 20:00Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 09 May
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 20:30Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 16 May
Real Madras .(White)VS 19:00The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 16 May
Fat sabbath (Black)VS 19:30OB City .(Red) -
Friday 16 May
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)VS 20:00Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 16 May
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)VS 20:30The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 23 May
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 23 May
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 19:30Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 23 May
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 20:00Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 23 May
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 20:30Fat sabbath (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 25 April
Real Madras .(White)7 - 4Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Fat sabbath (Black)4 - 5Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 6The Green Bay Snackers (Green)OB City .(Red)7 - 7Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 11 April
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)8 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)5 - 7OB City .(Red)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)3 - 9Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 04 April
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)11 - 13Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Real Madras .(White)8 - 8The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Fat sabbath (Black)8 - 7Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)OB City .(Red)5 - 6The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 28 March
Fat sabbath (Black)7 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Real Madras .(White)9 - 8Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)11 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)2 - 6OB City .(Red) -
Friday 21 March
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)4 - 3Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)8 - 6Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)OB City .(Red)6 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)7 - 6Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 14 March
Real Madras .(White)12 - 2Fat sabbath (Black)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)5 - 2The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)5 - 9Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)4 - 3OB City .(Red) -
Friday 07 March
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)2 - 7Thiccy Minaj (Purple)OB City .(Red)6 - 6Real Madras .(White)Fat sabbath (Black)9 - 8Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 28 February
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)4 - 7Real Madras .(White)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)8 - 6Fat sabbath (Black)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)9 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)6 - 2OB City .(Red) -
Friday 21 February
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 6Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Fat sabbath (Black)5 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)OB City .(Red)9 - 3Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Real Madras .(White)3 - 5Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 14 February
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)6 - 5Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)7 - 7Real Madras .(White)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)4 - 6OB City .(Red) -
Friday 02 May
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)Real Madras .(White)0 - 0OB City .(Red)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 09 May
OB City .(Red)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 16 May
Real Madras .(White)0 - 0The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Fat sabbath (Black)0 - 0OB City .(Red)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)0 - 0Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)0 - 0The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 23 May
OB City .(Red)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Real Madras .(White)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)