Swindon
Friday | 19:00-21:00
I love being able to bring my skills as a coach and nutritionist to Man V Fat as it gives me the opportunity to support everyone in a way that works for them. The club is full of really supportive members who will encourage you all the way to achieve your goals.
Bonny Prim, Coach, Swindon
Leaderboard
Season Twelve | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Real Madras .(White)
13
8
19
2
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
13
9
18
3
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
13
7
17
4
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
13
6
16
5
OB City .(Red)
13
6
14
6
Fat sabbath (Black)
13
3
9
7
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
13
3
7
8
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
13
2
4
Attending the MAN V FAT sessions has been an incredibly positive experience for me. From the moment I joined my first session in May 2024, I felt welcomed and understood by others who were on a similar journey. The camaraderie among the other guys, particularly the members of my team, has been one of the most significant aspects of the program for me. We all share the same goals and challenges, and this shared experience creates a strong bond that motivates me to keep going. The structure of the sessions, combining football with weight loss goals and weekly weigh-ins has provided me with both the physical activity I need and the support to keep me accountable. The coaches and fellow players are always there to offer advice, and the competitive element of the games/league adds an extra layer of motivation, pushing me to improve not just for myself, but for my team as well. Beyond the physical benefits, the support I've found at MAN V FAT has been invaluable towards helping me lose 20kg since joining. It's not just simply about losing weight or having a kick about; it's about building confidence, learning to enjoy exercise, and developing healthier habits that will last a lifetime.
Michael Goodfield - The Olympic Mayonnaise
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | 13 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 102 | 72 | 30 | 19 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 13 | 9 | 0 | 4 | 81 | 67 | 14 | 18 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 13 | 7 | 3 | 3 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 17 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 13 | 6 | 4 | 3 | 77 | 76 | 1 | 16 |
| OB City .(Red) | 13 | 6 | 2 | 5 | 76 | 63 | 13 | 14 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 13 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 69 | 94 | -25 | 9 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 13 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 78 | 90 | -12 | 7 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 49 | 86 | -37 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 13 | 8 | 3 | 2 | 26 | 7 | 19 | 19 |
| OB City .(Red) | 13 | 8 | 1 | 4 | 21 | 10 | 11 | 17 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 13 | 7 | 2 | 4 | 28 | 20 | 8 | 16 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 17 | 16 | 1 | 13 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 13 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 12 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 13 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 19 | 21 | -2 | 11 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 13 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 16 | 29 | -13 | 10 |
| Real Madras .(White) | 13 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 24 | -19 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | 13 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 59 | 17 | 42 | 25 |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | 13 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 34 | 19 | 15 | 20 |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | 13 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 26 | 29 | -3 | 14 |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | 13 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 24 | 24 | 0 | 12 |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | 13 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 20 | 40 | -20 | 12 |
| OB City .(Red) | 13 | 3 | 4 | 6 | 16 | 21 | -5 | 10 |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | 13 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 26 | 27 | -1 | 9 |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | 13 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 7 | 35 | -28 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Real Madras .(White) | Douglas Parker | 16.00 | 11.18% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Simon Holmes | 14.50 | 15.55% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David Owen | 14.00 | 8.49% |
| OB City .(Red) | Luke Willson | 13.50 | 10.37% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | John Saunders | 11.00 | 10.09% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Mitchell Huxtable | 11.00 | 8.54% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Stuart Huxtable | 11.00 | 8.26% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Paul Philpott | 10.50 | 6.17% |
| OB City .(Red) | John Jackson | 9.00 | 5.73% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Peter Tutty | 8.50 | 5.02% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Chris Hornbuckle | 8.50 | 3.29% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Leo Pickersgill | 7.00 | 5.28% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Alan Clarke | 6.00 | 4.14% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Michael Boothroyd | 6.00 | 3.91% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Jason Parker | 5.50 | 4.53% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Jamie Stepp | 5.50 | 3.02% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Will Ready | 5.50 | 1.79% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Andy Bint | 5.00 | 2.10% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Keegan Carvalho | 5.00 | 2.05% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | David O'sullivan | 5.00 | 1.98% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Mark Gray | 4.50 | 2.50% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | James Wright | 4.50 | 2.01% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Ryan Ford | 4.50 | 0.89% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Michael Eve | 4.50 | 0.26% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Daniel Haynes | 4.00 | -0.40% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | David Collins | 4.00 | -0.68% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Charlie Dickinson | 3.50 | 4.51% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Adam Boobyer | 3.50 | 3.13% |
| OB City .(Red) | Lee Gosling | 3.50 | 2.85% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Alex Timms | 3.50 | 1.49% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Rob Ridley | 3.00 | 1.24% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Dwayne Fisher | 2.50 | 1.47% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Dom Brown | 2.50 | -0.54% |
| Real Madras .(White) | Graham Clarke | 2.00 | 0.76% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Ben Keatley | 2.00 | -1.47% |
| Fat sabbath (Black) | Paul Felix | 1.50 | 2.09% |
| Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) | Chris Siddle | 1.50 | 0.83% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Gavin Mitcham | 1.00 | 3.32% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Chris Riley | 1.00 | 0.87% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Matthew Goulding | 1.00 | 0.71% |
| Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) | Owen Bestford | 1.00 | 0.64% |
| The Green Bay Snackers (Green) | Michael Goodfield | 1.00 | -0.76% |
| Thiccy Minaj (Purple) | Shane Church | 1.00 | -0.76% |
| The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) | Brian Buckle | 0.50 | 1.63% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 23 May
OB City .(Red)VS 19:00Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 23 May
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)VS 19:30Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 23 May
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)VS 20:00Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 23 May
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)VS 20:30Fat sabbath (Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 16 May
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)9 - 2The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)3 - 7Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Fat sabbath (Black)-1 - 11OB City .(Red)Real Madras .(White)10 - 5The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 09 May
Fat sabbath (Black)7 - 8Real Madras .(White)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 6Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)4 - 7Thiccy Minaj (Purple)OB City .(Red)2 - 6The Green Bay Snackers (Green) -
Friday 02 May
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)8 - 11Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)8 - 2The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Real Madras .(White)10 - 6OB City .(Red)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)7 - 7Fat sabbath (Black) -
Friday 25 April
Real Madras .(White)7 - 4Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Fat sabbath (Black)4 - 5Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 6The Green Bay Snackers (Green)OB City .(Red)7 - 7Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 11 April
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)8 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)5 - 7OB City .(Red)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)3 - 9Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 04 April
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)11 - 13Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Real Madras .(White)8 - 8The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Fat sabbath (Black)8 - 7Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)OB City .(Red)5 - 6The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) -
Friday 28 March
Fat sabbath (Black)7 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Real Madras .(White)9 - 8Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)11 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)2 - 6OB City .(Red) -
Friday 21 March
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)4 - 3Thiccy Minaj (Purple)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)8 - 6Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)OB City .(Red)6 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)7 - 6Real Madras .(White) -
Friday 14 March
Real Madras .(White)12 - 2Fat sabbath (Black)Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)5 - 2The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)5 - 9Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)4 - 3OB City .(Red) -
Friday 07 March
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)2 - 7Thiccy Minaj (Purple)OB City .(Red)6 - 6Real Madras .(White)Fat sabbath (Black)9 - 8Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) -
Friday 28 February
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)4 - 7Real Madras .(White)Thiccy Minaj (Purple)8 - 6Fat sabbath (Black)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)9 - 4The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)6 - 2OB City .(Red) -
Friday 21 February
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)3 - 6Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)Fat sabbath (Black)5 - 5The Green Bay Snackers (Green)OB City .(Red)9 - 3Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Real Madras .(White)3 - 5Thiccy Minaj (Purple) -
Friday 14 February
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)6 - 5Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)7 - 7Real Madras .(White)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)5 - 5Fat sabbath (Black)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)4 - 6OB City .(Red) -
Friday 23 May
OB City .(Red)0 - 0Thiccy Minaj (Purple)The Green Bay Snackers (Green)0 - 0Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Real Madras .(White)The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)0 - 0Fat sabbath (Black)