Swindon

Friday | 19:00-21:00

Kingsdown School, Hyde Road, Stratton St Margaret Swindon, SN2 7SH

Welcome to MAN v FAT Swindon. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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I love being able to bring my skills as a coach and nutritionist to Man V Fat as it gives me the opportunity to support everyone in a way that works for them. The club is full of really supportive members who will encourage you all the way to achieve your goals.

Bonny Prim, Coach, Swindon

Leaderboard

Season Twelve | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
10
5
14
2
Real Madras .(White)
10
5
13
3
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
10
5
13
4
OB City .(Red)
10
5
12
5
Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
10
6
12
6
Fat sabbath (Black)
10
3
8
7
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
10
2
4
8
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
10
2
4

Attending the MAN V FAT sessions has been an incredibly positive experience for me. From the moment I joined my first session in May 2024, I felt welcomed and understood by others who were on a similar journey. The camaraderie among the other guys, particularly the members of my team, has been one of the most significant aspects of the program for me. We all share the same goals and challenges, and this shared experience creates a strong bond that motivates me to keep going. The structure of the sessions, combining football with weight loss goals and weekly weigh-ins has provided me with both the physical activity I need and the support to keep me accountable. The coaches and fellow players are always there to offer advice, and the competitive element of the games/league adds an extra layer of motivation, pushing me to improve not just for myself, but for my team as well. Beyond the physical benefits, the support I've found at MAN V FAT has been invaluable towards helping me lose 20kg since joining. It's not just simply about losing weight or having a kick about; it's about building confidence, learning to enjoy exercise, and developing healthier habits that will last a lifetime.

Michael Goodfield - The Olympic Mayonnaise

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) 10 5 4 1 61 54 7 14
Real Madras .(White) 10 5 3 2 74 54 20 13
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) 10 5 3 2 66 54 12 13
OB City .(Red) 10 5 2 3 57 48 9 12
Thiccy Minaj (Purple) 10 6 0 4 57 59 -2 12
Fat sabbath (Black) 10 3 2 5 56 68 -12 8
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) 10 2 0 8 62 73 -11 4
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) 10 2 0 8 39 62 -23 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Thiccy Minaj (Purple) 10 6 2 2 16 6 10 14
OB City .(Red) 10 7 0 3 16 9 7 14
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) 10 5 2 3 19 12 7 12
Fat sabbath (Black) 10 3 4 3 17 13 4 10
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) 10 5 0 5 15 12 3 10
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) 10 3 3 4 11 16 -5 9
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) 10 2 3 5 15 24 -9 7
Real Madras .(White) 10 0 4 6 3 20 -17 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
Real Madras .(White) 10 10 0 0 42 10 32 20
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) 10 7 2 1 26 15 11 16
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) 10 4 2 4 22 14 8 10
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) 10 5 0 5 18 23 -5 10
Fat sabbath (Black) 10 3 3 4 14 31 -17 9
OB City .(Red) 10 2 4 4 11 14 -3 8
Thiccy Minaj (Purple) 10 2 1 7 18 25 -7 5
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) 10 0 2 8 4 23 -19 2
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Real Madras .(White) Douglas Parker 13.50 8.51%
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) Simon Holmes 12.00 13.16%
OB City .(Red) Luke Willson 12.00 10.76%
Fat sabbath (Black) John Saunders 9.00 9.25%
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) Mitchell Huxtable 9.00 7.15%
Real Madras .(White) Stuart Huxtable 9.00 6.51%
Thiccy Minaj (Purple) David Owen 9.00 4.38%
Thiccy Minaj (Purple) Chris Hornbuckle 8.00 3.39%
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) Leo Pickersgill 5.50 5.58%
Fat sabbath (Black) Paul Philpott 5.50 4.75%
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) Jamie Stepp 5.00 3.90%
Real Madras .(White) Jason Parker 5.00 3.22%
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) Alan Clarke 5.00 2.12%
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) Michael Eve 4.00 1.13%
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) Ryan Ford 4.00 0.51%
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) Ben Keatley 4.00 -0.84%
OB City .(Red) Lee Gosling 3.50 4.79%
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) Charlie Dickinson 3.50 4.51%
Real Madras .(White) Michael Boothroyd 3.50 2.98%
OB City .(Red) John Jackson 3.50 2.91%
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) Will Ready 3.50 1.79%
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) David Collins 3.50 1.35%
Fat sabbath (Black) Daniel Haynes 3.50 0.48%
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) Keegan Carvalho 3.50 0.09%
Real Madras .(White) Peter Tutty 3.00 3.00%
Thiccy Minaj (Purple) David O'sullivan 3.00 1.53%
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) Rob Ridley 3.00 1.24%
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) Dom Brown 3.00 1.23%
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) Sean Farrell 2.50 2.38%
Real Madras .(White) Mark Gray 2.50 1.14%
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) James Wright 2.50 0.55%
Thiccy Minaj (Purple) Shane Church 2.00 0.10%
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) Michael Goodfield 2.00 -3.21%
Fat sabbath (Black) Paul Felix 1.50 2.09%
Real Madras .(White) Graham Clarke 1.50 0.15%
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) Owen Bestford 1.00 2.36%
Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow) Dwayne Fisher 1.00 2.07%
Chipswitch Town FC (Blue) Adam Boobyer 1.00 1.86%
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) Chris Riley 1.00 0.87%
The Green Bay Snackers (Green) Callum Mundy 1.00 0.46%
Real Madras .(White) Alex Timms 1.00 -1.40%
The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange) Louis Wollen 0.50 0.37%
Real Madras .(White) James Audley 0.50 -0.19%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 02 May

    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Fat sabbath (Black)
  • Friday 02 May

    Real Madras .(White)
    VS 19:30
    OB City .(Red)
  • Friday 02 May

    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
  • Friday 02 May

    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 09 May

    OB City .(Red)
    VS 19:00
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
  • Friday 09 May

    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
  • Friday 09 May

    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
  • Friday 09 May

    Fat sabbath (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras .(White)
  • Friday 16 May

    Real Madras .(White)
    VS 19:00
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
  • Friday 16 May

    Fat sabbath (Black)
    VS 19:30
    OB City .(Red)
  • Friday 16 May

    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 16 May

    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    OB City .(Red)
    VS 19:00
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
  • Friday 23 May

    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
  • Friday 23 May

    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras .(White)
  • Friday 23 May

    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Fat sabbath (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 25 April

    Real Madras .(White)
    7 - 4
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    4 - 5
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    3 - 6
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    OB City .(Red)
    7 - 7
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 11 April

    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    5 - 4
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    8 - 5
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    5 - 7
    OB City .(Red)
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    3 - 9
    Real Madras .(White)
  • Friday 04 April

    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    11 - 13
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    Real Madras .(White)
    8 - 8
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    8 - 7
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    OB City .(Red)
    5 - 6
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
  • Friday 28 March

    Fat sabbath (Black)
    7 - 4
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    Real Madras .(White)
    9 - 8
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    11 - 5
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    2 - 6
    OB City .(Red)
  • Friday 21 March

    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    4 - 3
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    8 - 6
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    OB City .(Red)
    6 - 5
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    7 - 6
    Real Madras .(White)
  • Friday 14 March

    Real Madras .(White)
    12 - 2
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    5 - 2
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    5 - 9
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    4 - 3
    OB City .(Red)
  • Friday 07 March

    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    5 - 5
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    2 - 7
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    OB City .(Red)
    6 - 6
    Real Madras .(White)
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    9 - 8
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
  • Friday 28 February

    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    4 - 7
    Real Madras .(White)
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    8 - 6
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    9 - 4
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    6 - 2
    OB City .(Red)
  • Friday 21 February

    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    3 - 6
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    5 - 5
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    OB City .(Red)
    9 - 3
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    Real Madras .(White)
    3 - 5
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
  • Friday 14 February

    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    6 - 5
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    7 - 7
    Real Madras .(White)
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    5 - 5
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    4 - 6
    OB City .(Red)
  • Friday 02 May

    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    Real Madras .(White)
    0 - 0
    OB City .(Red)
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 09 May

    OB City .(Red)
    0 - 0
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras .(White)
  • Friday 16 May

    Real Madras .(White)
    0 - 0
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    Fat sabbath (Black)
    0 - 0
    OB City .(Red)
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
  • Friday 23 May

    OB City .(Red)
    0 - 0
    Thiccy Minaj (Purple)
    The Green Bay Snackers (Green)
    0 - 0
    Yellow Chubmarines .(Yellow)
    Chipswitch Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras .(White)
    The Frying Dutchmen.(Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fat sabbath (Black)