Thetford

Tuesday | 19:00-20:00

Breckland Leisure Centre, Croxton Road Thetford, IP24 1JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Thetford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Thetford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Kevin Dodge, Coach, Thetford

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Bayern bru (Red.)
8
5
10
2
Limp Brisket (Blue)
8
4
9
3
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
8
3
7
4
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
8
2
6

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern bru (Red.) 8 5 0 3 68 72 -4 10
Limp Brisket (Blue) 8 4 1 3 58 63 -5 9
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 8 3 1 4 65 62 3 7
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 8 2 2 4 65 59 6 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 8 6 1 1 36 19 17 13
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 8 4 0 4 32 24 8 8
Bayern bru (Red.) 8 4 0 4 21 33 -12 8
Limp Brisket (Blue) 8 1 1 6 17 30 -13 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern bru (Red.) 8 5 1 2 31 19 12 11
Limp Brisket (Blue) 8 5 1 2 21 15 6 11
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 8 3 1 4 16 16 0 7
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 8 1 1 6 4 22 -18 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) David Whitfield 12.00 9.91%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Joseph Hunt 12.00 8.43%
Bayern bru (Red.) James Higgs 11.50 5.08%
Bayern bru (Red.) Martin Avery 8.00 6.50%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Shaun Page 8.00 6.44%
Bayern bru (Red.) Kai Wood 8.00 5.47%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Paulo Oliveira 6.50 6.11%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Kieran Frew 6.00 6.71%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Ethan Kneafsey 5.00 6.73%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Stuart Fowler 3.50 3.30%
Bayern bru (Red.) Fred Bawden 2.50 1.91%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Jamie Barnett 2.50 1.34%
Bayern bru (Red.) Alex Adair 2.00 1.65%
Bayern bru (Red.) Dave Howe 1.00 1.72%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) James Presland 1.00 -0.19%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Kevin Dodge 1.00 -4.24%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Martin Skipp 0.50 0.40%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    3 - 14
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    5 - 1
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    9 - 7
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    6 - 8
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 08 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

 

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    15 - 12
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    11 - 7
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    7 - 7
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    9 - 6
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    2 - 14
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    3 - 6
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    5 - 4
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    3 - 10
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    11 - 16
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    8 - 11
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    3 - 7
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    10 - 10
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    6 - 2
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    11 - 4
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    5 - 7
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    8 - 16
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)