Thetford

Tuesday | 19:00-20:00

Breckland Leisure Centre, Croxton Road Thetford, IP24 1JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Thetford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Thetford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Lee Wicks, Coach, Thetford

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
5
3
6
2
Bayern bru (Red.)
5
3
6
3
Limp Brisket (Blue)
5
2
5
4
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
5
1
3

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 5 3 0 2 43 34 9 6
Bayern bru (Red.) 5 3 0 2 42 40 2 6
Limp Brisket (Blue) 5 2 1 2 35 44 -9 5
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 5 1 1 3 37 39 -2 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 5 3 1 1 24 15 9 7
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 5 3 0 2 21 16 5 6
Bayern bru (Red.) 5 3 0 2 16 18 -2 6
Limp Brisket (Blue) 5 0 1 4 11 23 -12 1
P W D L F A GD PTS
Bayern bru (Red.) 5 3 1 1 16 12 4 7
Limp Brisket (Blue) 5 3 1 1 12 11 1 7
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 5 1 1 3 7 8 -1 3
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 5 1 1 3 6 10 -4 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) David Whitfield 11.00 6.89%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Joseph Hunt 9.50 7.04%
Bayern bru (Red.) James Higgs 9.50 3.14%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Stuart Fowler 3.00 8.73%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Paulo Oliveira 3.00 4.92%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Shaun Page 3.00 4.10%
Bayern bru (Red.) Martin Avery 3.00 3.30%
Bayern bru (Red.) Kai Wood 3.00 2.86%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Jamie Barnett 2.50 1.34%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Ethan Kneafsey 2.50 0.70%
Bayern bru (Red.) Alex Adair 2.00 1.75%
Bayern bru (Red.) Fred Bawden 1.50 0.10%
Bayern bru (Red.) Dave Howe 1.00 1.72%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Kevin Dodge 1.00 -4.34%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Kieran Frew 0.50 0.41%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Ryan Curtis 0.50 -0.82%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    3 - 14
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    5 - 1
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    9 - 7
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    6 - 8
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

 

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    5 - 4
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    3 - 10
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    11 - 16
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    8 - 11
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    3 - 7
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    10 - 10
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    6 - 2
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    11 - 4
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    5 - 7
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    8 - 16
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)