Thetford

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Breckland Leisure Centre, Croxton Road Thetford, IP24 1JD

Welcome to MAN v FAT Thetford. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35 until your place in the club is confirmed).

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Welcome to MAN v FAT Football Thetford, I look forward to you signing up and joining other like-minded men to win the battle against fat

Lee Wicks, Coach, Thetford

Leaderboard

Season Eleven | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
1
1
2
2
Limp Brisket (Blue)
1
1
2
3
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
1
0
0
4
Bayern bru (Red.)
1
0
0

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 1 1 0 0 16 8 8 2
Limp Brisket (Blue) 1 1 0 0 7 5 2 2
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 1 0 0 1 5 7 -2 0
Bayern bru (Red.) 1 0 0 1 8 16 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 1 1 0 0 8 4 4 2
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 2
Limp Brisket (Blue) 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Bayern bru (Red.) 1 0 0 1 4 8 -4 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) 1 1 0 0 8 1 7 2
Limp Brisket (Blue) 1 1 0 0 4 1 3 2
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) 1 0 0 1 1 4 -3 0
Bayern bru (Red.) 1 0 0 1 1 8 -7 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) David Whitfield 6.50 1.98%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Joseph Hunt 3.50 4.96%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Stuart Fowler 2.00 8.73%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) CHARLIE KNOTT 0.50 2.62%
Limp Brisket (Blue) Jamie Barnett 0.50 2.25%
Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.) Ethan Kneafsey 0.50 1.41%
Bayern bru (Red.) Kai Wood 0.50 0.65%
Bayern bru (Red.) James Higgs 0.50 0.24%
Unathletico madrid f.c (Black) John Steed 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 21 January

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 18 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 18 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 01 April

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

 

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    VS 19:00
    Limp Brisket (Blue)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 07 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    5 - 7
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    8 - 16
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 14 January

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 28 January

    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)

  • Tuesday 04 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 February

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 25 February

    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 04 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)

  • Tuesday 11 March

    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)

  • Tuesday 25 March

    Bayern bru (Red.)
    0 - 0
    Limp Brisket (Blue)
    Borussia Moobs and Back Fat (White.)
    0 - 0
    Unathletico madrid f.c (Black)