Westminster
Tuesday | 19:00-20:30
Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW
Welcome to MAN v FAT Westminster. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the league is confirmed).
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Nineteen | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Red Star Obese (RED)
4
3
6
2
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
4
2
4
3
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
4
2
4
4
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
4
2
4
5
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
4
2
4
6
Wider Beermen (GREEN)
4
1
2
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Star Obese (RED) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 37 | 31 | 6 | 6 |
| Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 34 | 32 | 2 | 4 |
| Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 27 | -2 | 4 |
| Real Dia Betis (WHITE) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 24 | 27 | -3 | 4 |
| Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 32 | 36 | -4 | 4 |
| Wider Beermen (GREEN) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 34 | 33 | 1 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Red Star Obese (RED) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 7 |
| Wider Beermen (GREEN) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 16 | 6 | 6 |
| Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 22 | 20 | 2 | 4 |
| Real Dia Betis (WHITE) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 21 | -6 | 3 |
| Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 23 | -7 | 2 |
| Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 21 | -7 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 6 |
| Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 | 5 | 5 |
| Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
| Wider Beermen (GREEN) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 12 | -7 | 4 |
| Real Dia Betis (WHITE) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -3 | -2 | -1 | 3 |
| Red Star Obese (RED) | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 | -5 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) | Matthew Quinn | 5.50 | 1.88% |
| Wider Beermen (GREEN) | Luke Jovic | 4.50 | 2.58% |
| Red Star Obese (RED) | Ben Palmer | 3.00 | 4.56% |
| Red Star Obese (RED) | Paul Brown | 3.00 | 1.33% |
| Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) | Rhys Farthing | 2.50 | 4.11% |
| Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) | Hrushikesh Jogalekar | 2.50 | 1.80% |
| Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) | Wilson Roserie | 2.50 | 1.66% |
| Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) | Connor Frost | 2.50 | 0.94% |
| Wider Beermen (GREEN) | Mohamed Ali OTMAN | 2.50 | 0.66% |
| Wider Beermen (GREEN) | Joey Dangsida | 2.50 | -2.14% |
| Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) | Sam Roberts | 1.50 | 0.17% |
| Real Dia Betis (WHITE) | Joe Lee | 1.00 | 1.73% |
| Red Star Obese (RED) | John Madrid | 1.00 | 0.18% |
| Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) | Luke Joseph | 1.00 | 0.09% |
| Wider Beermen (GREEN) | Ali Mohamed | 1.00 | -2.62% |
| Real Dia Betis (WHITE) | Anthony Laria | 1.00 | -2.62% |
| Real Dia Betis (WHITE) | Jon Rees | 0.50 | 0.22% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Tuesday 07 October
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)VS 19:00Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) -
Tuesday 07 October
Red Star Obese (RED)VS 19:30Real Dia Betis (WHITE) -
Tuesday 07 October
Wider Beermen (GREEN)VS 20:00Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) -
Tuesday 04 November
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)VS 19:00Real Dia Betis (WHITE) -
Tuesday 04 November
Wider Beermen (GREEN)VS 19:30Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) -
Tuesday 04 November
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)VS 20:00Red Star Obese (RED)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Tuesday 02 September
Red Star Obese (RED)11 - 5Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)4 - 4Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)Wider Beermen (GREEN)14 - 4Real Dia Betis (WHITE) -
Tuesday 07 October
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)0 - 0Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)Red Star Obese (RED)0 - 0Real Dia Betis (WHITE)Wider Beermen (GREEN)0 - 0Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) -
Tuesday 04 November
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)0 - 0Real Dia Betis (WHITE)Wider Beermen (GREEN)0 - 0Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)0 - 0Red Star Obese (RED)
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Tuesday 30 September
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)VS 19:00Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) -
Tuesday 30 September
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)VS 19:30Wider Beermen (GREEN) -
Tuesday 30 September
Red Star Obese (RED)VS 20:00Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) -
Tuesday 14 October
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)VS 19:00Wider Beermen (GREEN) -
Tuesday 14 October
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)VS 19:30Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) -
Tuesday 14 October
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)VS 20:00Red Star Obese (RED) -
Tuesday 21 October
Red Star Obese (RED)VS 19:00Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) -
Tuesday 21 October
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)VS 19:30Real Dia Betis (WHITE) -
Tuesday 21 October
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)VS 20:00Wider Beermen (GREEN) -
Tuesday 28 October
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)VS 19:00Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) -
Tuesday 28 October
Wider Beermen (GREEN)VS 19:30Red Star Obese (RED) -
Tuesday 28 October
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)VS 20:00Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) -
Tuesday 11 November
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)VS 19:00Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) -
Tuesday 11 November
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)VS 19:30Red Star Obese (RED) -
Tuesday 11 November
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)VS 20:00Wider Beermen (GREEN) -
Tuesday 18 November
Wider Beermen (GREEN)VS 19:00Real Dia Betis (WHITE) -
Tuesday 18 November
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)VS 19:30Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) -
Tuesday 18 November
Red Star Obese (RED)VS 20:00Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Tuesday 23 September
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)17 - 9Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)Red Star Obese (RED)16 - 12Wider Beermen (GREEN)Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)4 - 5Real Dia Betis (WHITE) -
Tuesday 16 September
Wider Beermen (GREEN)6 - 7Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)Real Dia Betis (WHITE)6 - 9Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)8 - 4Red Star Obese (RED) -
Tuesday 26 August
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)9 - 7Wider Beermen (GREEN)Real Dia Betis (WHITE)5 - 8Red Star Obese (RED)Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)7 - 8Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) -
Tuesday 19 August
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)6 - 9Red Star Obese (RED)Wider Beermen (GREEN)9 - 1Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)6 - 8Real Dia Betis (WHITE) -
Tuesday 30 September
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)0 - 0Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)0 - 0Wider Beermen (GREEN)Red Star Obese (RED)0 - 0Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) -
Tuesday 14 October
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)0 - 0Wider Beermen (GREEN)Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)0 - 0Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)0 - 0Red Star Obese (RED) -
Tuesday 21 October
Red Star Obese (RED)0 - 0Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)0 - 0Real Dia Betis (WHITE)Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)0 - 0Wider Beermen (GREEN) -
Tuesday 28 October
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)0 - 0Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)Wider Beermen (GREEN)0 - 0Red Star Obese (RED)Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)0 - 0Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) -
Tuesday 11 November
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)0 - 0Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)Real Dia Betis (WHITE)0 - 0Red Star Obese (RED)Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)0 - 0Wider Beermen (GREEN) -
Tuesday 18 November
Wider Beermen (GREEN)0 - 0Real Dia Betis (WHITE)Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)0 - 0Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)Red Star Obese (RED)0 - 0Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)