Westminster

Tuesday | 19:00-20:30

Academy Sport , Torquay Street Central London, W2 5EW

Welcome to MAN v FAT Westminster. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch when a space in the league becomes available (You will not be charged a monthly subscription of £38.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Leaderboard

Season Twenty | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
8
7
14
2
Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
8
5
11
3
Red Star Obese (RED)
8
4
10
4
Wider Beermen (GREEN)
8
4
8
5
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
8
1
3
6
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
8
1
2

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 8 7 0 1 111 54 57 14
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 8 5 1 2 57 43 14 11
Red Star Obese (RED) 8 4 2 2 65 46 19 10
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 8 4 0 4 54 57 -3 8
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 8 1 1 6 30 72 -42 3
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 8 1 0 7 66 111 -45 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 8 6 0 2 69 21 48 12
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 8 6 0 2 36 15 21 12
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 8 5 1 2 27 22 5 11
Red Star Obese (RED) 8 4 1 3 38 23 15 9
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 8 1 0 7 20 50 -30 2
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 8 1 0 7 22 81 -59 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) 8 4 3 1 21 10 11 11
Red Star Obese (RED) 8 3 3 2 15 8 7 9
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) 8 3 3 2 0 2 -2 9
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) 8 4 1 3 13 17 -4 9
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) 8 2 3 3 4 5 -1 7
Wider Beermen (GREEN) 8 1 1 6 9 20 -11 3
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Red Star Obese (RED) Diego Santos 15.00 14.50%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Rhys Farthing 14.00 11.26%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Matthew Quinn 8.00 5.83%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Samy Ahmed 6.00 4.18%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Ali Sadrudin 6.00 3.70%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Joe Lee 6.00 2.22%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Danny Quinn 5.50 3.63%
Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW) Tariq Rezaei 3.50 2.31%
Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK) Ryan Kemp-Worrell 3.00 2.38%
Red Star Obese (RED) Paul Brown 2.00 0.31%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Ali Mohamed 2.00 -0.09%
Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE) Francesco Tommaso 1.50 0.22%
Red Star Obese (RED) David Playle 0.50 2.68%
Red Star Obese (RED) Dean Nasser 0.50 0.61%
Wider Beermen (GREEN) Abdul Daud 0.50 0.56%
Real Dia Betis (WHITE) Jon Rees 0.50 -1.38%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    VS 19:00
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    VS 19:30
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    VS 20:00
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Tuesday 03 March

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    3 - 8
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    5 - 5
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    7 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 03 February

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    8 - 3
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    7 - 8
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    9 - 1
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

  • Tuesday 13 January

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    16 - 6
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    20 - 1
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    15 - 12
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 09 December

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    11 - 7
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    8 - 13
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    13 - 12
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)

  • Tuesday 31 March

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    0 - 0
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

 

  • Tuesday 24 March

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    VS 19:00
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 24 March

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    VS 19:30
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 24 March

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    VS 20:00
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Tuesday 10 March

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    4 - 13
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    20 - 6
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    3 - 5
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 24 February

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    0 - 9
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    24 - 13
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    0 - 9
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 17 February

    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    8 - 11
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    6 - 6
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    9 - 11
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 10 February

    Red Star Obese (RED)
    2 - 12
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    9 - 7
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 15
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)

  • Tuesday 27 January

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    8 - 11
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    3 - 18
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    6 - 5
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)

  • Tuesday 20 January

    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    3 - 8
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    6 - 21
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    2 - 2
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 06 January

    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    5 - 7
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    9 - 6
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    8 - 5
    Red Star Obese (RED)

  • Tuesday 16 December

    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    11 - 1
    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    15 - 7
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)
    4 - 6
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)

  • Tuesday 24 March

    Yellow Blubmarine (YELLOW)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Obese (RED)
    Real Dia Betis (WHITE)
    0 - 0
    Wider Beermen (GREEN)
    Black Forest Gateaux FC (BLACK)
    0 - 0
    Quiche Park Rangers (BLUE)