Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

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Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
1
1
2
2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
1
1
2
3
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
1
1
2
4
Fatalanta (Yellow)
1
1
2
5
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
1
0
0
6
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
1
0
0
7
Fattynoord (Orange)
1
0
0
8
Real Madras (White.)
1
0
0

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 1 1 0 0 20 7 13 2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 1 1 0 0 15 6 9 2
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 1 1 0 0 14 7 7 2
Fatalanta (Yellow) 1 1 0 0 12 8 4 2
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 1 0 0 1 8 12 -4 0
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 1 0 0 1 7 14 -7 0
Fattynoord (Orange) 1 0 0 1 6 15 -9 0
Real Madras (White.) 1 0 0 1 7 20 -13 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 1 1 0 0 9 1 8 2
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 1 1 0 0 8 2 6 2
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 1 1 0 0 8 3 5 2
Fatalanta (Yellow) 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 2
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
Real Madras (White.) 1 0 0 1 3 8 -5 0
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 1 0 0 1 2 8 -6 0
Fattynoord (Orange) 1 0 0 1 1 9 -8 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 1 1 0 0 9 2 7 2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 1 1 0 0 4 3 1 2
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 1 1 0 0 4 3 1 2
Fatalanta (Yellow) 1 1 0 0 4 3 1 2
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Fattynoord (Orange) 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 1 0 0 1 3 4 -1 0
Real Madras (White.) 1 0 0 1 2 9 -7 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Chris Amos 3.50 2.26%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) James Brooksbank 3.50 2.09%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Chris Blythyn 1.00 0.14%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Nicholas Pickering 1.00 0.11%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Lewis Jones 1.00 -0.38%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Mark Taylor 0.50 5.34%
Fattynoord (Orange) Dean Thomas 0.50 2.04%
Fattynoord (Orange) Neil Luxton 0.50 1.68%
Real Madras (White.) Tom Pollard 0.50 1.60%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) David Ince 0.50 1.27%
Real Madras (White.) Stephen Francis 0.50 1.22%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Robert Hughes 0.50 1.01%
Fattynoord (Orange) Sam Turner 0.50 0.97%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Andrew Nolan 0.50 0.95%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Colin Bansor 0.50 0.92%
Fattynoord (Orange) James Maughan 0.50 0.92%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ben Gibson 0.50 0.91%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Jamie Riseborough 0.50 0.86%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Mark Barnes 0.50 0.78%
Fattynoord (Orange) Naoise O Gallachoir 0.50 0.72%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) David Lloyd 0.50 0.69%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Richard Longhurst 0.50 0.68%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Lee Polanowski 0.50 0.67%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Christopher Pickering 0.50 0.66%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Peter Winrow 0.50 0.57%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Graham Langford 0.50 0.55%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Stuart Connor 0.50 0.55%
Real Madras (White.) Phil Mount 0.50 0.52%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) gary Kenningham 0.50 0.48%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Thomas Nolan 0.50 0.46%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Mark Weston 0.50 0.36%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Martin McManamon 0.50 0.35%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) John Mearns 0.50 0.34%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Chris Jarvis 0.50 0.31%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Chris Rutter 0.50 0.29%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ross Taylor 0.50 0.23%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Jon Shaw 0.50 0.21%
Fatalanta (Yellow) James Cavanagh 0.50 0.19%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Gareth Davies 0.50 0.18%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Steve Wilson 0.50 0.18%
Real Madras (White.) Paul Davies 0.50 0.10%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Simon Read 0.50 0.09%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Stuart Linton 0.50 0.09%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Thomas Hall 0.50 0.09%

Upcoming Cup Matches

  • Friday 23 May

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 19:00
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 23 May

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 23 May

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 20:00
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 20 June

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 19:00
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 20 June

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 20 June

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 18 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 18 July

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 18 July

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 20:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)

Recent Cup Match Results

  • Friday 23 May

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 20 June

    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 18 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)

 

  • Friday 16 May

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:00
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 16 May

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:30
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 16 May

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 16 May

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 23 May

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 30 May

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 19:00
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 30 May

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 30 May

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 30 May

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 06 June

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 06 June

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 19:30
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 06 June

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 06 June

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 20:30
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 13 June

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 13 June

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:30
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 13 June

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 20:00
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 13 June

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 20 June

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 27 June

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 20:00
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 27 June

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 20:30
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 04 July

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 04 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 04 July

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 04 July

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 11 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 11 July

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 11 July

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 11 July

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 18 July

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 25 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 25 July

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 25 July

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 25 July

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 01 August

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 01 August

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 01 August

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 09 May

    Real Madras (White.)
    7 - 20
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    12 - 8
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    15 - 6
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    7 - 14
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 16 May

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 23 May

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 30 May

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 06 June

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 13 June

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 20 June

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 27 June

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 04 July

    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 11 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 18 July

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 25 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)