Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £36.50 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Seventeen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
12
11
22
2
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
12
8
16
3
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
12
7
14
4
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
12
7
14
5
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
12
5
10
6
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
12
4
9
7
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
12
3
6
8
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
12
2
5
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 126 | 71 | 55 | 22 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 100 | 69 | 31 | 16 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 142 | 115 | 27 | 14 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 96 | 80 | 16 | 14 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 76 | 111 | -35 | 10 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 72 | 93 | -21 | 9 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 84 | 120 | -36 | 6 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 88 | 125 | -37 | 5 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 12 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 60 | 18 | 42 | 23 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 12 | 8 | 1 | 3 | 52 | 35 | 17 | 17 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 53 | 38 | 15 | 12 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 12 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 49 | 49 | 0 | 12 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 51 | 61 | -10 | 10 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 50 | 50 | 0 | 8 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 47 | 73 | -26 | 8 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 12 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 44 | 82 | -38 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 68 | 14 | 54 | 22 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 12 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 18 | 7 | 11 | 16 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 39 | 29 | 10 | 13 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 12 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 23 | 20 | 3 | 11 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 17 | -13 | 11 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 15 | 19 | -4 | 9 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 12 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 35 | -35 | 8 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 12 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 34 | -26 | 6 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andy Rosser | 15.00 | 7.82% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nicholas Pickering | 14.00 | -1.29% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Chris Blythyn | 14.00 | -2.25% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Taylor | 13.00 | -0.53% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Lewis Jones | 12.00 | -4.45% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Terry Graham | 11.50 | 11.08% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | James Brooksbank | 9.00 | 6.44% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Liam Wharton | 8.50 | 8.15% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Dean Thomas | 8.00 | 7.71% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Jack Maxwell | 8.00 | 4.51% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | David Lloyd | 8.00 | -13.43% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nathan Sears | 7.50 | 5.20% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Graham Langford | 7.50 | 1.23% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Craig Deakin | 6.00 | 5.06% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | John Ainsworth | 6.00 | 3.18% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Shaun Gilligan-Wilde | 6.00 | 2.82% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Joe Loftus | 5.50 | 4.94% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Chris Jarvis | 5.50 | 4.50% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Sam Vaughan | 5.50 | -0.12% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Christopher Pickering | 5.00 | 3.07% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Raymond McDonald | 5.00 | 2.25% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Ross Taylor | 3.50 | 0.93% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Rob Bryson | 3.50 | 0.18% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Paul Connell | 3.00 | 3.68% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Stuart Linton | 3.00 | 1.24% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Thomas Hall | 2.50 | 4.47% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Omar Alwindi | 2.50 | 2.30% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Neil Luxton | 2.50 | 1.26% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Mark Arrowsmith | 2.50 | 1.07% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Paul Kelly | 2.50 | 0.99% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Phil Mount | 2.50 | 0.22% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Joe Parker | 2.00 | 1.24% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Chris Amos | 2.00 | -2.89% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Tom Bergin | 2.00 | -4.27% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Stephen Francis | 1.50 | 2.64% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Will Broadbent | 1.50 | 0.66% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Sam Turner | 1.00 | 1.63% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Nathan Day | 1.00 | 1.57% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Mike McKie | 1.00 | 1.15% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Lee Polanowski | 1.00 | -1.66% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Richie Williams | 0.50 | 1.10% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Karl Gadsby | 0.50 | -0.77% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 06 March
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 06 March
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 20:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 06 March
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 20:30St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 19:00KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 13 March
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 13 March
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 20:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 13 March
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:30The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 27 February
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)14 - 7Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)11 - 7Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)3 - 5KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)14 - 1St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 20 February
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)17 - 6The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)4 - 16Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)11 - 14Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)4 - 8The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 13 February
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)13 - 9Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)7 - 2KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)10 - 16St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)10 - 4The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 06 February
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)7 - 7Fatzio (Wirral Blue)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)6 - 12The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)6 - 13Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)14 - 13Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 30 January
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)13 - 3KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)14 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)13 - 9The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)12 - 7Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 23 January
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)13 - 1Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)11 - -1The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)4 - 6St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)5 - 12Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 16 January
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)7 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)9 - -1Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 6The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)7 - 13Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 09 January
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)6 - 11The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)13 - 10Fatzio (Wirral Blue)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)4 - 5The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)4 - 8Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 19 December
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)1 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)5 - 6KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)14 - 7Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)4 - 7Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 12 December
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)10 - 17Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)9 - 8The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)10 - 1Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)6 - 7Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 05 December
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)7 - 12The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)-2 - 7St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)10 - 8Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)18 - 8KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 28 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)16 - 4Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)8 - 12Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)11 - 6The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)6 - 12Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 06 March
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 13 March
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)