Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
8
6
12
2
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
8
6
12
3
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
8
5
10
4
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
8
5
10
5
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
8
3
7
6
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
8
2
5
7
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
8
2
5
8
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
8
1
3

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 8 6 0 2 103 36 67 12
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 8 6 0 2 77 60 17 12
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 8 5 0 3 77 64 13 10
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 8 5 0 3 72 62 10 10
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 8 3 1 4 63 82 -19 7
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 8 2 1 5 53 61 -8 5
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 8 2 1 5 34 91 -57 5
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 8 1 1 6 42 65 -23 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 8 7 1 0 45 18 27 15
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 8 6 1 1 26 15 11 13
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 8 5 1 2 40 15 25 11
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 8 3 2 3 27 18 9 8
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 8 3 0 5 25 24 1 6
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 8 2 1 5 5 18 -13 5
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 8 2 0 6 22 39 -17 4
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 8 1 0 7 7 50 -43 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 8 6 0 2 43 6 37 12
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 8 6 0 2 34 26 8 12
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 8 4 1 3 27 24 3 9
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 8 4 1 3 29 28 1 9
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 8 3 1 4 10 26 -16 7
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 8 3 0 5 10 19 -9 6
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 8 2 1 5 10 21 -11 5
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 8 2 0 6 16 29 -13 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Tom Pollard 17.00 2.74%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Lewis Jones 10.00 2.73%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Chris Blythyn 10.00 1.25%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Graham Langford 9.00 9.23%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Robert Hughes 9.00 6.42%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Liam Wharton 8.50 8.04%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Ben Gibson 8.50 6.25%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) John Ainsworth 8.50 3.72%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andy Rosser 8.00 3.56%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Nicholas Pickering 8.00 0.23%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Tom Bergin 8.00 -0.13%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Liam Bailey 6.50 4.17%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Naoise O Gallachoir 6.50 3.48%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) David Lloyd 6.00 7.01%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Ross Taylor 6.00 2.07%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andrew Pickering 6.00 2.02%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Jack Maxwell 6.00 1.97%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Mark Taylor 5.00 -0.66%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Will Broadbent 4.50 2.20%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Dan Mearns 4.00 2.88%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Alex Peach 4.00 2.72%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Mark Harborne 3.50 4.99%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Lee Polanowski 3.50 2.64%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Stephen Francis 3.50 1.71%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Mark Barnes 3.50 1.26%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Jon Shaw 3.50 0.62%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Robert Reid 3.00 2.46%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Tony Thorne 2.50 3.14%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Sam Vaughan 2.50 3.05%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Chris Rutter 2.50 1.00%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Nathan Day 2.50 0.07%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Dean Thomas 1.50 2.61%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Gary Kenningham 1.50 2.39%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Paul Davies 1.50 0.87%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Phil Mount 1.50 0.75%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Rob Bryson 1.50 0.44%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Finlay Murphy 1.50 0.11%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Karl Gadsby 1.50 -0.50%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) John Mearns 1.00 1.38%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Stuart Connor 1.00 1.02%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Jamie Riseborough 1.00 0.08%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Scott Jones 1.00 0.00%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) David Ince 1.00 -0.32%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Thomas Hall 0.50 0.96%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Christopher Ward 0.50 0.55%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Steve Wilson 0.50 0.37%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Simon Read 0.50 -0.27%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 17 October

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 17 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 17 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:00
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 17 October

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 20:30
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 24 October

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 24 October

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 19:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 24 October

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 24 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 20:30
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 31 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 31 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 31 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 31 October

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 07 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 07 November

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 07 November

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 07 November

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 14 November

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 14 November

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 14 November

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 14 November

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 21 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 21 November

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 21 November

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 21 November

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 10 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    10 - 9
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    7 - 7
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    18 - 10
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    2 - 15
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 03 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    13 - 11
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    10 - 5
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    10 - 8
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    9 - 8
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 26 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    8 - 9
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    13 - 3
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    4 - 6
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    10 - 8
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 19 September

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    16 - 8
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    6 - 15
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    3 - 12
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    9 - 4
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 12 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    4 - 5
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    28 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    9 - 4
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    17 - 7
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 05 September

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    8 - 12
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    2 - 7
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    4 - 17
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    7 - 7
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 29 August

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    2 - 3
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    4 - 9
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    5 - 7
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    10 - 3
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 22 August

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    4 - 7
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    12 - 7
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    7 - 6
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    8 - 3
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 17 October

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 24 October

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 31 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 07 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 14 November

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 21 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)