Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
11
9
18
2
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
11
8
16
3
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
11
7
14
4
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
11
6
13
5
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
12
4
10
6
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
11
5
10
7
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
12
2
5
8
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
11
1
4
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 138 | 44 | 94 | 18 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 115 | 79 | 36 | 16 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 11 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 107 | 94 | 13 | 14 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 102 | 106 | -4 | 13 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 97 | 87 | 10 | 10 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 11 | 5 | 0 | 6 | 82 | 97 | -15 | 10 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 56 | 159 | -103 | 5 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 11 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 64 | 95 | -31 | 4 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 42 | 20 | 22 | 19 |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 11 | 7 | 2 | 2 | 63 | 19 | 44 | 16 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 49 | 43 | 6 | 15 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 11 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 43 | 32 | 11 | 12 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 55 | 37 | 18 | 11 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 11 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 36 | 48 | -12 | 8 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 11 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 15 | 31 | -16 | 7 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 17 | 90 | -73 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 6 | 43 | 16 |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | 11 | 8 | 0 | 3 | 49 | 35 | 14 | 16 |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | 11 | 7 | 1 | 3 | 46 | 33 | 13 | 15 |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | 11 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 36 | 39 | -3 | 11 |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 16 | 25 | -9 | 11 |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 12 | 30 | -18 | 10 |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 18 | 39 | -21 | 7 |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | 11 | 2 | 0 | 9 | 21 | 40 | -19 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Tom Pollard | 15.00 | -2.74% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Lewis Jones | 14.00 | 1.30% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Robert Hughes | 13.00 | 8.09% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Chris Blythyn | 13.00 | 1.11% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Nicholas Pickering | 12.00 | -0.23% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andy Rosser | 11.50 | 8.03% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Taylor | 11.00 | -1.19% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Graham Langford | 10.50 | 8.54% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Ben Gibson | 10.50 | 5.41% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | David Lloyd | 10.00 | 7.01% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Liam Wharton | 8.50 | 8.04% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Mark Barnes | 8.00 | 3.14% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | John Ainsworth | 8.00 | 1.74% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Tom Bergin | 8.00 | -0.13% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Ross Taylor | 6.50 | 2.97% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Naoise O Gallachoir | 6.50 | 2.73% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Liam Bailey | 6.50 | 2.24% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Jack Maxwell | 6.50 | 1.73% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Andrew Pickering | 6.00 | 1.34% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Mark Harborne | 5.50 | 7.66% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Lee Polanowski | 5.00 | 3.44% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Alex Peach | 5.00 | 2.72% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Dan Mearns | 4.50 | 5.19% |
| The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) | Stephen Francis | 4.50 | 3.61% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Omar Alwindi | 4.50 | 3.15% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Sam Vaughan | 3.50 | 4.30% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Jon Shaw | 3.50 | 0.62% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Terry Graham | 3.00 | 6.50% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Phil Mount | 2.50 | 1.61% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Stuart Connor | 2.50 | 1.57% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Jamie Riseborough | 2.00 | 0.84% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Paul Davies | 2.00 | 0.19% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Raymond McDonald | 1.50 | 5.05% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Liam Bailey | 1.50 | 2.24% |
| Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) | Dean Thomas | 1.50 | 2.20% |
| Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) | Karl Gadsby | 1.50 | 1.51% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Rob Bryson | 1.50 | 1.50% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Chris Rutter | 1.50 | 1.10% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Steve Wilson | 1.50 | 1.10% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Matthew Swanwick | 1.50 | 0.84% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | Gary Kenningham | 1.50 | 0.56% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Nathan Day | 1.50 | -3.38% |
| Fatzio (Wirral Blue) | John Mearns | 1.00 | 1.38% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Christopher Ward | 1.00 | 0.73% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Tim Bentham | 1.00 | -1.03% |
| KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) | Tony Thorne | 0.50 | 4.32% |
| Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) | Shaun Gilligan-Wilde | 0.50 | 1.69% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Simon Read | 0.50 | 1.16% |
| The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) | Finlay Murphy | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) | Martin McManamon | 0.50 | 0.43% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 07 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 07 November
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:00Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 07 November
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 14 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)VS 19:00St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 14 November
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)VS 19:30Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 14 November
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)VS 20:00Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 14 November
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)VS 20:30The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 21 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)VS 19:00Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 21 November
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)VS 19:30Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 21 November
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)VS 20:00The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 21 November
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)VS 20:30KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 07 November
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)19 - 9Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 31 October
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)4 - 15Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)1 - 23St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)11 - 8Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)11 - 8The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 24 October
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)7 - 14Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)14 - 4Fatzio (Wirral Blue)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)4 - 2The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)5 - 5Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) -
Friday 17 October
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)5 - 8St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)8 - 12KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)14 - 9Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)4 - 16The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) -
Friday 10 October
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)10 - 9The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)7 - 7Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)18 - 10Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)2 - 15St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) -
Friday 03 October
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)13 - 11The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)10 - 5Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)10 - 8St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)9 - 8Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 26 September
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)8 - 9Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)13 - 3Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)4 - 6The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)10 - 8KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 19 September
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)16 - 8The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)6 - 15St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)3 - 12Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)9 - 4Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 12 September
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)4 - 5The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)28 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)9 - 4KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)17 - 7Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) -
Friday 05 September
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)8 - 12KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)2 - 7The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)4 - 17St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)7 - 7Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 29 August
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)2 - 3Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)4 - 9The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)5 - 7Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)10 - 3Fatzio (Wirral Blue) -
Friday 22 August
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)4 - 7The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)12 - 7KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)7 - 6Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)8 - 3Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) -
Friday 07 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) -
Friday 14 November
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)0 - 0St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)0 - 0Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)0 - 0Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)Fatzio (Wirral Blue)0 - 0The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) -
Friday 21 November
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)0 - 0Fatzio (Wirral Blue)The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)0 - 0Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)0 - 0The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)0 - 0KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)