Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
10
8
16
2
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
10
8
16
3
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
10
6
12
4
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
10
5
11
5
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
10
5
10
6
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
10
2
6
7
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
10
2
5
8
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
10
1
4

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 10 8 0 2 115 43 72 16
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 10 8 0 2 107 68 39 16
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 10 6 0 4 96 86 10 12
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 10 5 1 4 91 98 -7 11
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 10 5 0 5 78 82 -4 10
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 10 2 2 6 63 74 -11 6
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 10 2 1 7 46 117 -71 5
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 10 1 2 7 56 84 -28 4
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 10 8 1 1 37 16 21 17
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 10 7 1 2 45 29 16 15
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 10 6 2 2 48 18 30 14
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 10 4 2 4 36 27 9 10
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 10 4 0 6 32 43 -11 8
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 10 3 1 6 29 29 0 7
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 10 3 1 6 10 24 -14 7
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 10 1 0 9 12 63 -51 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 10 8 0 2 48 30 18 16
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 10 7 0 3 43 7 36 14
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 10 6 1 3 41 32 9 13
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 10 4 1 5 34 38 -4 9
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 10 4 1 5 13 31 -18 9
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 10 4 0 6 12 22 -10 8
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 10 3 1 6 15 28 -13 7
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 10 2 0 8 20 38 -18 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Tom Pollard 16.00 -0.82%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Lewis Jones 13.00 1.95%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Robert Hughes 12.00 7.53%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Chris Blythyn 12.00 1.39%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andy Rosser 11.50 7.00%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Graham Langford 10.50 8.11%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Nicholas Pickering 10.00 0.46%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) David Lloyd 9.00 8.16%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Ben Gibson 9.00 6.55%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Liam Wharton 8.50 8.04%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Mark Taylor 8.00 0.00%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Tom Bergin 8.00 -0.13%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) John Ainsworth 7.50 -0.50%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Naoise O Gallachoir 6.50 3.48%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Liam Bailey 6.50 2.95%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Ross Taylor 6.50 2.45%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Jack Maxwell 6.50 1.73%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andrew Pickering 6.00 1.34%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Mark Harborne 5.50 7.66%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Simon Read 5.50 1.96%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Lee Polanowski 5.00 3.44%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Will Broadbent 5.00 2.28%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Dan Mearns 4.50 5.19%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Omar Alwindi 4.50 3.52%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Alex Peach 4.50 2.34%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Tony Thorne 4.00 3.57%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Stephen Francis 4.00 2.51%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Sam Vaughan 3.50 4.07%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Finlay Murphy 3.50 1.24%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Mark Barnes 3.50 0.81%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Jon Shaw 3.50 0.21%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Robert Reid 3.00 2.46%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Phil Mount 2.50 1.61%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Chris Rutter 2.50 0.80%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Jamie Riseborough 2.00 0.69%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Paul Davies 2.00 0.48%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Raymond McDonald 1.50 5.34%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Dean Thomas 1.50 2.61%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Gary Kenningham 1.50 0.56%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Karl Gadsby 1.50 -0.13%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Nathan Day 1.50 -3.38%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) John Mearns 1.00 1.38%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Stuart Connor 1.00 1.02%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Christopher Ward 1.00 0.73%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Steve Wilson 1.00 0.46%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Rob Bryson 1.00 -0.26%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) David Ince 1.00 -0.32%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Tim Bentham 1.00 -1.03%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Martin McManamon 0.50 0.99%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Thomas Hall 0.50 0.96%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 31 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 31 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 31 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 31 October

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 07 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 07 November

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 07 November

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 07 November

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 14 November

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 14 November

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 14 November

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 14 November

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 21 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 21 November

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 21 November

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 21 November

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 24 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    7 - 14
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    14 - 4
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    4 - 2
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    5 - 5
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 17 October

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    5 - 8
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    8 - 12
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    14 - 9
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    4 - 16
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 10 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    10 - 9
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    7 - 7
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    18 - 10
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    2 - 15
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 03 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    13 - 11
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    10 - 5
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    10 - 8
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    9 - 8
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 26 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    8 - 9
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    13 - 3
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    4 - 6
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    10 - 8
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 19 September

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    16 - 8
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    6 - 15
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    3 - 12
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    9 - 4
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 12 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    4 - 5
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    28 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    9 - 4
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    17 - 7
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 05 September

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    8 - 12
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    2 - 7
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    4 - 17
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    7 - 7
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 29 August

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    2 - 3
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    4 - 9
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    5 - 7
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    10 - 3
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 22 August

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    4 - 7
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    12 - 7
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    7 - 6
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    8 - 3
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 31 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 07 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 14 November

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 21 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)