Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

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Leaderboard

Season Sixteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
2
2
4
2
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
2
1
2
3
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
2
1
2
4
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
2
1
2
5
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
2
1
2
6
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
2
1
2
7
Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
2
1
2
8
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
2
0
0

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 2 2 0 0 21 11 10 4
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 2 1 0 1 10 6 4 2
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 2 1 0 1 17 15 2 2
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 2 1 0 1 13 12 1 2
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 2 1 0 1 7 9 -2 2
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 2 1 0 1 11 13 -2 2
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 2 1 0 1 10 16 -6 2
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 2 0 0 2 8 15 -7 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 2 2 0 0 12 6 6 4
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 2 2 0 0 6 4 2 4
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 2 1 0 1 12 6 6 2
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 2 1 0 1 7 3 4 2
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 2
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 2 1 0 1 4 7 -3 2
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 2 0 0 2 2 8 -6 0
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 2 0 0 2 2 11 -9 0
P W D L F A GD PTS
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) 2 2 0 0 1 -3 4 4
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) 2 2 0 0 4 1 3 4
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) 2 1 1 0 3 1 2 3
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) 2 1 1 0 4 2 2 3
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) 2 1 0 1 3 2 1 2
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) 2 0 0 2 1 4 -3 0
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) 2 0 0 2 0 4 -4 0
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) 2 0 0 2 -3 2 -5 0
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andy Rosser 4.00 0.80%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Lewis Jones 2.00 0.52%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Tom Bergin 2.00 -0.75%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Chris Blythyn 2.00 -1.25%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Robert Hughes 1.00 3.35%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Graham Langford 1.00 2.24%
Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple) Ben Gibson 1.00 2.13%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Jon Shaw 1.00 1.54%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Mark Harborne 1.00 1.52%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Liam Wharton 1.00 1.45%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Robert Reid 1.00 1.01%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) John Ainsworth 1.00 0.74%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Stephen Francis 1.00 0.49%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Mark Taylor 1.00 -0.66%
Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange) Andrew Pickering 0.50 1.12%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) James Maughan 0.50 0.58%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Paul Davies 0.50 0.58%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Ross Taylor 0.50 0.52%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Liam Bailey 0.50 0.51%
KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black) Nathan Day 0.50 0.49%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) Chris Rutter 0.50 0.40%
The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow) Mark Arrowsmith 0.50 0.39%
St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green) Mark Barnes 0.50 0.27%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) John Mearns 0.50 0.26%
Fatzio (Wirral Blue) Gary Kenningham 0.50 0.24%
Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red) Lee Polanowski 0.50 0.24%
The Wide Stripes (Wirral White) David Ince 0.50 0.11%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 05 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:00
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 05 September

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 05 September

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 05 September

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 12 September

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 19:00
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 12 September

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 12 September

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 12 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 20:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 19 September

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 19:00
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 19 September

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 19 September

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 19 September

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 20:30
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 26 September

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 19:00
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 26 September

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:30
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 26 September

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 26 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 03 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 19:00
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 03 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 03 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 03 October

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:30
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 10 October

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 10 October

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 19:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 10 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 10 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 20:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 17 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 19:00
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 17 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 17 October

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 17 October

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 20:30
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 24 October

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 24 October

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 19:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 24 October

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 24 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 20:30
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 31 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 19:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 31 October

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 31 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 31 October

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 07 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 07 November

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 07 November

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 07 November

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 14 November

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    VS 19:00
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 14 November

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    VS 19:30
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 14 November

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 14 November

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    VS 20:30
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 21 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    VS 19:00
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 21 November

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    VS 19:30
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 21 November

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    VS 20:00
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 21 November

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    VS 20:30
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 29 August

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    2 - 3
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    4 - 9
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    5 - 7
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    10 - 3
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
  • Friday 22 August

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    4 - 7
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    12 - 7
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    7 - 6
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    8 - 3
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
  • Friday 05 September

    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 12 September

    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 19 September

    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
  • Friday 26 September

    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 03 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 10 October

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 17 October

    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
  • Friday 24 October

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
  • Friday 31 October

    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
  • Friday 07 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
  • Friday 14 November

    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)
    0 - 0
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    0 - 0
    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    0 - 0
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    0 - 0
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
  • Friday 21 November

    Red Star Belgravy (Wirral Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatzio (Wirral Blue)
    The Jello Wall (Wirral Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snacktar Donutsk (Wirral Orange)
    St Fatricks Unathletit (Wirral Green)
    0 - 0
    The Wide Stripes (Wirral White)
    Ozempiacos (Wirral Purple)
    0 - 0
    KFC Timfin Gersbum (Wirral Black)