Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

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Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
8
7
14
2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
8
5
10
3
Fatalanta (Yellow)
8
4
9
4
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
8
3
7
5
Fattynoord (Orange)
8
3
7
6
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
8
3
6
7
Real Madras (White.)
8
3
6
8
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
8
2
5

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 8 7 0 1 102 49 53 14
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 8 5 0 3 73 61 12 10
Fatalanta (Yellow) 8 4 1 3 81 85 -4 9
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 8 3 1 4 74 76 -2 7
Fattynoord (Orange) 8 3 1 4 63 76 -13 7
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 8 3 0 5 66 65 1 6
Real Madras (White.) 8 3 0 5 69 107 -38 6
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 8 2 1 5 69 78 -9 5
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 8 7 0 1 36 11 25 14
Fatalanta (Yellow) 8 6 0 2 34 21 13 12
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 8 5 0 3 38 29 9 10
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 8 4 0 4 27 19 8 8
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 8 4 0 4 23 22 1 8
Fattynoord (Orange) 8 3 0 5 25 34 -9 6
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 8 2 0 6 24 46 -22 4
Real Madras (White.) 8 1 0 7 18 43 -25 2
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 8 7 1 1 46 23 23 15
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 8 5 2 2 28 17 11 12
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 8 5 1 2 30 24 6 11
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 8 4 1 4 27 25 2 9
Fattynoord (Orange) 8 4 1 4 21 25 -4 9
Real Madras (White.) 8 2 1 6 34 45 -11 5
Fatalanta (Yellow) 8 2 1 5 27 45 -18 5
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 8 1 2 6 21 30 -9 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ross Taylor 12.00 8.73%
Real Madras (White.) Tom Pollard 11.00 9.93%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Nicholas Pickering 10.00 1.95%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Chris Blythyn 10.00 -2.70%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Lewis Jones 9.00 0.64%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Robert Hughes 8.00 6.55%
Fattynoord (Orange) Omar Alwindi 8.00 5.92%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Richard Longhurst 8.00 5.53%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) James Brooksbank 8.00 3.87%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Chris Jarvis 8.00 3.79%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Chris Amos 8.00 3.74%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Mark Taylor 7.00 7.52%
Real Madras (White.) Matthew Swanwick 6.50 4.06%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) David Lloyd 6.00 7.94%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Graham Langford 6.00 7.67%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Andrew Nolan 6.00 3.17%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ben Gibson 6.00 1.39%
Real Madras (White.) Tom Bergin 6.00 1.10%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Lee Polanowski 5.00 6.66%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Jamie Riseborough 5.00 3.08%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Thomas Hall 5.00 2.96%
Fattynoord (Orange) James Maughan 5.00 2.67%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Simon Read 5.00 2.38%
Real Madras (White.) Stephen Francis 5.00 2.13%
Fattynoord (Orange) Sam Turner 3.50 2.82%
Fattynoord (Orange) Naoise O Gallachoir 3.50 1.88%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) David Ince 3.50 1.16%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Winston Ruddick 3.00 6.48%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Chris Gladwin 3.00 3.62%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Aaron Wilding 3.00 2.21%
Fatalanta (Yellow) James Cavanagh 3.00 2.14%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Chris Rutter 3.00 1.92%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Mark Barnes 3.00 1.83%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Stuart Connor 3.00 1.10%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Mark Weston 3.00 -2.14%
Real Madras (White.) Scott Jones 3.00 -2.39%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Andrew Pickering 2.50 3.92%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Thomas Nolan 2.50 1.37%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Dan Mearns 2.50 1.01%
Fattynoord (Orange) Tony Thorne 2.50 0.32%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Jon Shaw 2.00 2.06%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) John Mearns 2.00 1.03%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) gary Kenningham 2.00 0.96%
Real Madras (White.) Paul Davies 2.00 -0.30%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Nathan Sears 1.50 2.27%
Real Madras (White.) Phil Mount 1.50 0.42%
Fattynoord (Orange) Dean Thomas 1.50 -0.47%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Christopher Pickering 1.50 -0.66%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Michael Hendren 1.00 2.69%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Mark Harborne 1.00 2.67%
Real Madras (White.) Rob Bryson 1.00 2.15%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Raymond McDonald 1.00 1.77%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Andy Rosser 1.00 1.43%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Sam Vaughan 1.00 0.89%
Real Madras (White.) Mike McKie 1.00 0.62%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) George Galanopoulos 1.00 0.42%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Martin McManamon 1.00 0.42%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Gareth Davies 1.00 0.09%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Liam Wharton 0.50 4.86%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Finlay Murphy 0.50 2.71%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Liam Bailey 0.50 0.31%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Joe Loftus 0.50 0.25%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 04 July

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 19:00
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 04 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 04 July

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 20:00
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 04 July

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 20:30
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 11 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 11 July

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 19:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 11 July

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 20:00
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 11 July

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 20:30
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 18 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 18 July

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 18 July

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 20:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 18 July

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 25 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 25 July

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 25 July

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 25 July

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 01 August

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 01 August

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 01 August

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 27 June

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    10 - 7
    Real Madras (White.)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    12 - 13
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    14 - 6
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    6 - 12
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 20 June

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    1 - 8
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    6 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    10 - 16
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Real Madras (White.)
    3 - 15
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 13 June

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    10 - 14
    Real Madras (White.)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    6 - 3
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    13 - 3
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    8 - 9
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 06 June

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    10 - 6
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    5 - 13
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Real Madras (White.)
    14 - 12
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    6 - 17
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 30 May

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    9 - 3
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    7 - 8
    Real Madras (White.)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    13 - 5
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    10 - 9
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 23 May

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    7 - 7
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Real Madras (White.)
    8 - 16
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    14 - 8
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    8 - 12
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 16 May

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    3 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    7 - 7
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    12 - 5
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    17 - 8
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 09 May

    Real Madras (White.)
    7 - 20
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    12 - 8
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    15 - 6
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    7 - 14
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 04 July

    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 11 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 18 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 25 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)