Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
10
8
16
2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
10
6
12
3
Fattynoord (Orange)
10
5
11
4
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
10
5
10
5
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
10
4
9
6
Fatalanta (Yellow)
10
4
9
7
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
10
3
7
8
Real Madras (White.)
10
3
6
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 125 | 70 | 55 | 16 |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 97 | 90 | 7 | 12 |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 80 | 89 | -9 | 11 |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 99 | 86 | 13 | 10 |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 91 | 98 | -7 | 9 |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | 10 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 97 | 106 | -9 | 9 |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 91 | 98 | -7 | 7 |
| Real Madras (White.) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 84 | 127 | -43 | 6 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 43 | 14 | 29 | 17 |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 39 | 27 | 12 | 13 |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 48 | 38 | 10 | 12 |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | 10 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 28 | 2 | 11 |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | 10 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 31 | 23 | 8 | 10 |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | 10 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 30 | 39 | -9 | 8 |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | 10 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 33 | 57 | -24 | 6 |
| Real Madras (White.) | 10 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 23 | 51 | -28 | 3 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | 10 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 57 | 37 | 20 | 17 |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | 10 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 37 | 22 | 15 | 14 |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 50 | 36 | 14 | 13 |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 47 | 45 | 2 | 13 |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | 10 | 6 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 29 | -1 | 13 |
| Real Madras (White.) | 10 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 40 | 51 | -11 | 7 |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 33 | 56 | -23 | 5 |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | 10 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 23 | 39 | -16 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Ross Taylor | 13.50 | 9.76% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Nicholas Pickering | 13.00 | 2.99% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Chris Blythyn | 13.00 | -1.99% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Robert Hughes | 12.00 | 8.19% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Omar Alwindi | 12.00 | 6.42% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Tom Pollard | 11.50 | 10.73% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | David Lloyd | 11.00 | 10.98% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Graham Langford | 11.00 | 9.31% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Mark Taylor | 10.00 | 8.62% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Lewis Jones | 10.00 | 1.15% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Chris Amos | 9.00 | 4.03% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Tom Bergin | 9.00 | -0.25% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Richard Longhurst | 8.50 | 6.14% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Chris Jarvis | 8.50 | 3.79% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | James Brooksbank | 8.00 | 3.87% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Andrew Nolan | 7.50 | 4.33% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Andrew Pickering | 6.50 | 7.63% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Matthew Swanwick | 6.50 | 4.06% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Ben Gibson | 6.50 | 3.34% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Chris Rutter | 6.50 | 2.79% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Lee Polanowski | 5.50 | 8.07% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Jamie Riseborough | 5.50 | 5.15% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | James Maughan | 5.50 | 3.13% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | George Galanopoulos | 5.50 | 2.19% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Nathan Sears | 5.00 | 4.76% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Mark Weston | 5.00 | 3.10% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Thomas Hall | 5.00 | 2.96% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Naoise O Gallachoir | 5.00 | 2.78% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Simon Read | 5.00 | 1.70% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | David Ince | 5.00 | 1.48% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Stephen Francis | 5.00 | 0.91% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | James Cavanagh | 4.00 | 3.30% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Thomas Nolan | 4.00 | 1.64% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Winston Ruddick | 3.50 | 6.58% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Dan Mearns | 3.50 | 2.95% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Mark Barnes | 3.50 | 2.79% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Sam Turner | 3.50 | 2.34% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Dean Thomas | 3.50 | 1.81% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Stuart Connor | 3.50 | 1.47% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Rob Bryson | 3.00 | 3.01% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Andy Rosser | 3.00 | 2.74% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Martin McManamon | 3.00 | 2.57% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Tony Thorne | 3.00 | 1.80% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Scott Jones | 3.00 | -1.39% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Liam Wharton | 2.50 | 5.94% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Michael Hendren | 2.50 | 2.90% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Raymond McDonald | 2.50 | 2.36% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | gary Kenningham | 2.50 | 2.16% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Christopher Pickering | 2.50 | 1.32% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Phil Mount | 2.00 | 1.04% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Liam Bailey | 2.00 | 0.81% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | John Mearns | 2.00 | 0.09% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Aaron Wilding | 2.00 | -0.28% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Mike McKie | 1.50 | 1.86% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Finlay Murphy | 1.00 | 3.47% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Mark Harborne | 1.00 | 1.29% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Sam Vaughan | 1.00 | 0.89% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Jon Shaw | 1.00 | -0.52% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Paul Davies | 1.00 | -1.28% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Stuart Linton | 0.50 | 0.38% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Colin Bansor | 0.50 | 0.00% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 18 July
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 19:00Fattynoord (Orange) -
Friday 18 July
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 19:30Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 18 July
Real Madras (White.)VS 20:00Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 18 July
Fatalanta (Yellow)VS 20:30Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 25 July
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)VS 19:00Fatalanta (Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)VS 19:30Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 25 July
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)VS 20:00FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) -
Friday 25 July
Fattynoord (Orange)VS 20:30Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 01 August
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 19:00Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 01 August
Fattynoord (Orange)VS 19:30Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 01 August
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 01 August
Real Madras (White.)VS 20:30Fatalanta (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 11 July
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)6 - 14FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Fattynoord (Orange)9 - 7Real Madras (White.)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)13 - 10Fatalanta (Yellow)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)9 - 13Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 04 July
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)11 - 20Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Fatalanta (Yellow)6 - 8Fattynoord (Orange)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)8 - 14Parmesan Belgrade (Red)Real Madras (White.)8 - 11Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 27 June
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)10 - 7Real Madras (White.)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)12 - 13Fatalanta (Yellow)Fattynoord (Orange)14 - 6Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)6 - 12Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 20 June
Fattynoord (Orange)1 - 8Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)6 - 9Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)10 - 16Fatalanta (Yellow)Real Madras (White.)3 - 15Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 13 June
Fatalanta (Yellow)10 - 14Real Madras (White.)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)6 - 3FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)13 - 3Fattynoord (Orange)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)8 - 9Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 06 June
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)10 - 6Fattynoord (Orange)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)5 - 13Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Real Madras (White.)14 - 12Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Fatalanta (Yellow)6 - 17Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 30 May
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)9 - 3Fatalanta (Yellow)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)7 - 8Real Madras (White.)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)13 - 5Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)Fattynoord (Orange)10 - 9FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) -
Friday 23 May
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)7 - 7Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)Real Madras (White.)8 - 16Fattynoord (Orange)Fatalanta (Yellow)14 - 8Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)8 - 12Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 16 May
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)3 - 8Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Fattynoord (Orange)7 - 7Fatalanta (Yellow)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)12 - 5FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)17 - 8Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 09 May
Real Madras (White.)7 - 20FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Fatalanta (Yellow)12 - 8Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)15 - 6Fattynoord (Orange)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)7 - 14Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 18 July
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Fattynoord (Orange)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0Parmesan Belgrade (Red)Real Madras (White.)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Fatalanta (Yellow)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 25 July
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)0 - 0Fatalanta (Yellow)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)0 - 0Real Madras (White.)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)0 - 0FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Fattynoord (Orange)0 - 0Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 01 August
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Fattynoord (Orange)0 - 0Parmesan Belgrade (Red)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Real Madras (White.)0 - 0Fatalanta (Yellow)