Wirral

Friday | 19:00-20:30

Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN

Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).

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Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”

John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral

see what our players have been up to

Leaderboard

Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
10
8
16
2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
10
6
12
3
Fattynoord (Orange)
10
5
11
4
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
10
5
10
5
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
10
4
9
6
Fatalanta (Yellow)
10
4
9
7
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
10
3
7
8
Real Madras (White.)
10
3
6

“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim  Bentham

Latest league fixtures / results

P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 10 8 0 2 125 70 55 16
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 10 6 0 4 97 90 7 12
Fattynoord (Orange) 10 5 1 4 80 89 -9 11
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 10 5 0 5 99 86 13 10
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 10 4 1 5 91 98 -7 9
Fatalanta (Yellow) 10 4 1 5 97 106 -9 9
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 10 3 1 6 91 98 -7 7
Real Madras (White.) 10 3 0 7 84 127 -43 6
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 10 8 1 1 43 14 29 17
Fatalanta (Yellow) 10 6 1 3 39 27 12 13
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 10 6 0 4 48 38 10 12
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 10 5 1 4 30 28 2 11
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 10 4 2 4 31 23 8 10
Fattynoord (Orange) 10 3 2 5 30 39 -9 8
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 10 3 0 7 33 57 -24 6
Real Madras (White.) 10 1 1 8 23 51 -28 3
P W D L F A GD PTS
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) 10 8 1 2 57 37 20 17
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) 10 6 2 3 37 22 15 14
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) 10 6 1 4 50 36 14 13
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) 10 6 1 3 47 45 2 13
Fattynoord (Orange) 10 6 1 4 28 29 -1 13
Real Madras (White.) 10 3 1 7 40 51 -11 7
Fatalanta (Yellow) 10 2 1 7 33 56 -23 5
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) 10 1 2 8 23 39 -16 4
Team Player Weight Score Loss Percentage
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ross Taylor 13.50 9.76%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Nicholas Pickering 13.00 2.99%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Chris Blythyn 13.00 -1.99%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Robert Hughes 12.00 8.19%
Fattynoord (Orange) Omar Alwindi 12.00 6.42%
Real Madras (White.) Tom Pollard 11.50 10.73%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) David Lloyd 11.00 10.98%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Graham Langford 11.00 9.31%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Mark Taylor 10.00 8.62%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Lewis Jones 10.00 1.15%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Chris Amos 9.00 4.03%
Real Madras (White.) Tom Bergin 9.00 -0.25%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Richard Longhurst 8.50 6.14%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Chris Jarvis 8.50 3.79%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) James Brooksbank 8.00 3.87%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Andrew Nolan 7.50 4.33%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Andrew Pickering 6.50 7.63%
Real Madras (White.) Matthew Swanwick 6.50 4.06%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Ben Gibson 6.50 3.34%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Chris Rutter 6.50 2.79%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Lee Polanowski 5.50 8.07%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Jamie Riseborough 5.50 5.15%
Fattynoord (Orange) James Maughan 5.50 3.13%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) George Galanopoulos 5.50 2.19%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Nathan Sears 5.00 4.76%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Mark Weston 5.00 3.10%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Thomas Hall 5.00 2.96%
Fattynoord (Orange) Naoise O Gallachoir 5.00 2.78%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Simon Read 5.00 1.70%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) David Ince 5.00 1.48%
Real Madras (White.) Stephen Francis 5.00 0.91%
Fatalanta (Yellow) James Cavanagh 4.00 3.30%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Thomas Nolan 4.00 1.64%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Winston Ruddick 3.50 6.58%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Dan Mearns 3.50 2.95%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Mark Barnes 3.50 2.79%
Fattynoord (Orange) Sam Turner 3.50 2.34%
Fattynoord (Orange) Dean Thomas 3.50 1.81%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Stuart Connor 3.50 1.47%
Real Madras (White.) Rob Bryson 3.00 3.01%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Andy Rosser 3.00 2.74%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Martin McManamon 3.00 2.57%
Fattynoord (Orange) Tony Thorne 3.00 1.80%
Real Madras (White.) Scott Jones 3.00 -1.39%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Liam Wharton 2.50 5.94%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Michael Hendren 2.50 2.90%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Raymond McDonald 2.50 2.36%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) gary Kenningham 2.50 2.16%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Christopher Pickering 2.50 1.32%
Real Madras (White.) Phil Mount 2.00 1.04%
Fatalanta (Yellow) Liam Bailey 2.00 0.81%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) John Mearns 2.00 0.09%
Parmesan Belgrade (Red) Aaron Wilding 2.00 -0.28%
Real Madras (White.) Mike McKie 1.50 1.86%
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) Finlay Murphy 1.00 3.47%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Mark Harborne 1.00 1.29%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Sam Vaughan 1.00 0.89%
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) Jon Shaw 1.00 -0.52%
Real Madras (White.) Paul Davies 1.00 -1.28%
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) Stuart Linton 0.50 0.38%
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) Colin Bansor 0.50 0.00%

Upcoming Cup Matches

Recent Cup Match Results

 

  • Friday 18 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 19:00
    Fattynoord (Orange)
  • Friday 18 July

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 18 July

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 20:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 18 July

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    VS 20:30
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 25 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    VS 19:00
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
  • Friday 25 July

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    VS 19:30
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 25 July

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    VS 20:00
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 25 July

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 20:30
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    VS 19:00
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 01 August

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    VS 19:30
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 01 August

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    VS 20:00
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 01 August

    Real Madras (White.)
    VS 20:30
    Fatalanta (Yellow)

Tap score to see breakdown.

  • Friday 11 July

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    6 - 14
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    9 - 7
    Real Madras (White.)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    13 - 10
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    9 - 13
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 04 July

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    11 - 20
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    6 - 8
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    8 - 14
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Real Madras (White.)
    8 - 11
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 27 June

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    10 - 7
    Real Madras (White.)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    12 - 13
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    14 - 6
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    6 - 12
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
  • Friday 20 June

    Fattynoord (Orange)
    1 - 8
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    6 - 9
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    10 - 16
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Real Madras (White.)
    3 - 15
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 13 June

    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    10 - 14
    Real Madras (White.)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    6 - 3
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    13 - 3
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    8 - 9
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 06 June

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    10 - 6
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    5 - 13
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Real Madras (White.)
    14 - 12
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    6 - 17
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 30 May

    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    9 - 3
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    7 - 8
    Real Madras (White.)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    13 - 5
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    10 - 9
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
  • Friday 23 May

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    7 - 7
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Real Madras (White.)
    8 - 16
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    14 - 8
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    8 - 12
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 16 May

    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    3 - 8
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    7 - 7
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    12 - 5
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    17 - 8
    Real Madras (White.)
  • Friday 09 May

    Real Madras (White.)
    7 - 20
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    12 - 8
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    15 - 6
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    7 - 14
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
  • Friday 18 July

    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
  • Friday 25 July

    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    0 - 0
    Real Madras (White.)
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    0 - 0
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
  • Friday 01 August

    Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
    0 - 0
    Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
    Fattynoord (Orange)
    0 - 0
    Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
    FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
    0 - 0
    Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
    Real Madras (White.)
    0 - 0
    Fatalanta (Yellow)