Wirral
Friday | 19:00-20:30
Pensby High School, Irby Rd, Pensby, Heswall, Birkenhead Wirral, CH61 6XN
Welcome to MAN v FAT Wirral. This is an active Club but, at present, there is a waiting list for places. Please feel free to sign up and your MAN v FAT coach will be in touch soon. (you will not be charged a monthly subscription of £35.00 until your place in the Club is confirmed).
Man v Fat Wirral is a fantastic weight loss focused football league full of like minded, players who transform off the pitch in to a fantastic group of friends and a huge support bubble. As the coach of the league I can offer you with evidence-based nutritional and well-being guidance, strategies and approaches for improving your health and shedding those unwanted lbs”
John Bilsborrow, Coach, Wirral
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Fifteen | 2025
#
Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)
4
4
8
2
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)
4
3
6
3
Fatalanta (Yellow)
4
2
5
4
Fattynoord (Orange)
4
2
5
5
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)
4
1
3
6
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)
4
1
3
7
Real Madras (White.)
4
1
2
8
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)
4
0
0
“After getting fed up with struggling to keep up with my football mad boys in the garden, I saw the advert for Man V Fat and thought it might offer me a route to playing football again. I was apprehensive about the first session having not played for 20 years but met a great bunch of lads with a wide range of fitness and ability, who were supportive and understanding. A year on, I've lost 1/3 of my starting weight and feel fitter than I have in years. Don't hesitate - join up and see for yourself” Tim Bentham
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 51 | 25 | 26 | 8 |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 40 | 24 | 16 | 6 |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 32 | 4 | 5 |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 39 | 0 | 5 |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 41 | 36 | 5 | 3 |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 37 | 40 | -3 | 3 |
| Real Madras (White.) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 31 | 60 | -29 | 2 |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 25 | 44 | -19 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 6 | 17 | 8 |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 18 | 7 | 11 | 6 |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 18 | 17 | 1 | 4 |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 4 |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 22 | -7 | 2 |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 9 | 16 | -7 | 2 |
| Real Madras (White.) | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 7 | 27 | -20 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | 4 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 18 | 11 | 7 | 10 |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 17 | 7 | 10 | 8 |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | 4 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 7 |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 5 |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 13 | -1 | 5 |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 12 | 15 | -3 | 4 |
| Real Madras (White.) | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 15 | 23 | -8 | 4 |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | 4 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 18 | -10 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Ross Taylor | 6.00 | 4.82% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Omar Alwindi | 5.50 | 3.47% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Chris Amos | 5.50 | 2.56% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Chris Jarvis | 5.50 | 1.33% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Nicholas Pickering | 5.00 | 0.46% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Chris Blythyn | 5.00 | 0.00% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Lewis Jones | 5.00 | -0.51% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Mark Weston | 4.00 | 4.76% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Robert Hughes | 4.00 | 2.90% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | James Brooksbank | 4.00 | 1.57% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Ben Gibson | 4.00 | 0.49% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Lee Polanowski | 3.00 | 4.59% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Graham Langford | 3.00 | 4.23% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | David Lloyd | 3.00 | 3.63% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | David Ince | 3.00 | 2.95% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | James Maughan | 3.00 | 2.49% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Andrew Nolan | 3.00 | 1.80% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Simon Read | 3.00 | 1.79% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Richard Longhurst | 3.00 | 1.67% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Thomas Hall | 3.00 | 1.57% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Scott Jones | 3.00 | -2.02% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Mark Taylor | 2.50 | 5.22% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Tom Pollard | 2.50 | 4.91% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Naoise O Gallachoir | 2.50 | 2.24% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Stuart Connor | 2.50 | 1.93% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Sam Turner | 2.50 | 1.53% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Mark Barnes | 2.50 | 1.04% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Paul Davies | 2.50 | 0.79% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Tom Bergin | 2.00 | -0.86% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Winston Ruddick | 1.00 | 3.54% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Neil Luxton | 1.00 | 3.15% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Mark Harborne | 1.00 | 3.10% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Matthew Swanwick | 1.00 | 1.82% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Chris Gladwin | 1.00 | 1.81% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Tony Thorne | 1.00 | 1.38% |
| Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) | Jamie Riseborough | 1.00 | 1.07% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Chris Rutter | 1.00 | 0.96% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Dan Mearns | 1.00 | 0.92% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Mike McKie | 1.00 | 0.75% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Aaron Wilding | 1.00 | 0.74% |
| Fattynoord (Orange) | Dean Thomas | 1.00 | 0.63% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Phil Mount | 1.00 | 0.62% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Stephen Francis | 1.00 | 0.61% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | gary Kenningham | 1.00 | 0.56% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Gareth Davies | 1.00 | 0.45% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Martin McManamon | 1.00 | 0.42% |
| Parmesan Belgrade (Red) | Christopher Pickering | 1.00 | 0.00% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Sam Vaughan | 0.50 | 1.56% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Rob Bryson | 0.50 | 1.55% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Michael Hendren | 0.50 | 1.14% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | Colin Bansor | 0.50 | 0.92% |
| Real Madras (White.) | Christopher Ward | 0.50 | 0.64% |
| Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) | George Galanopoulos | 0.50 | 0.59% |
| Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) | Peter Winrow | 0.50 | 0.57% |
| Fatalanta (Yellow) | Joe Loftus | 0.50 | 0.33% |
| FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) | Mark Arrowsmith | 0.50 | 0.20% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 06 June
Fatalanta (Yellow)VS 19:00Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 06 June
Real Madras (White.)VS 19:30Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 06 June
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 20:00Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 06 June
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 20:30Fattynoord (Orange) -
Friday 13 June
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)VS 19:00Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 13 June
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)VS 19:30Fattynoord (Orange) -
Friday 13 June
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)VS 20:00FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) -
Friday 13 June
Fatalanta (Yellow)VS 20:30Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 20 June
Real Madras (White.)VS 19:00Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 20 June
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 19:30Fatalanta (Yellow) -
Friday 20 June
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 20 June
Fattynoord (Orange)VS 20:30Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 27 June
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)VS 19:00Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 27 June
Fattynoord (Orange)VS 19:30Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 27 June
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 20:00Fatalanta (Yellow) -
Friday 27 June
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 20:30Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 04 July
Real Madras (White.)VS 19:00Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 04 July
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 19:30Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 04 July
Fatalanta (Yellow)VS 20:00Fattynoord (Orange) -
Friday 04 July
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)VS 20:30Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 11 July
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)VS 19:00Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 11 July
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)VS 19:30Fatalanta (Yellow) -
Friday 11 July
Fattynoord (Orange)VS 20:00Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 11 July
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 20:30FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) -
Friday 18 July
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 19:00Fattynoord (Orange) -
Friday 18 July
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 19:30Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 18 July
Real Madras (White.)VS 20:00Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 18 July
Fatalanta (Yellow)VS 20:30Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 25 July
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)VS 19:00Fatalanta (Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)VS 19:30Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 25 July
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)VS 20:00FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) -
Friday 25 July
Fattynoord (Orange)VS 20:30Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 01 August
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)VS 19:00Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 01 August
Fattynoord (Orange)VS 19:30Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 01 August
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)VS 20:00Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 01 August
Real Madras (White.)VS 20:30Fatalanta (Yellow)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 30 May
Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)9 - 3Fatalanta (Yellow)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)7 - 8Real Madras (White.)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)13 - 5Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)Fattynoord (Orange)10 - 9FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) -
Friday 23 May
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)7 - 7Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)Real Madras (White.)8 - 16Fattynoord (Orange)Fatalanta (Yellow)14 - 8Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)8 - 12Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 16 May
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)3 - 8Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Fattynoord (Orange)7 - 7Fatalanta (Yellow)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)12 - 5FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)17 - 8Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 09 May
Real Madras (White.)7 - 20FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Fatalanta (Yellow)12 - 8Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)15 - 6Fattynoord (Orange)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)7 - 14Parmesan Belgrade (Red) -
Friday 06 June
Fatalanta (Yellow)0 - 0Parmesan Belgrade (Red)Real Madras (White.)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0Fattynoord (Orange) -
Friday 13 June
Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)Parmesan Belgrade (Red)0 - 0Fattynoord (Orange)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)0 - 0FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Fatalanta (Yellow)0 - 0Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 20 June
Real Madras (White.)0 - 0Parmesan Belgrade (Red)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Fatalanta (Yellow)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Fattynoord (Orange)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 27 June
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Fattynoord (Orange)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0Fatalanta (Yellow)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Real Madras (White.) -
Friday 04 July
Real Madras (White.)0 - 0Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Parmesan Belgrade (Red)Fatalanta (Yellow)0 - 0Fattynoord (Orange)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue) -
Friday 11 July
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)0 - 0Fatalanta (Yellow)Fattynoord (Orange)0 - 0Real Madras (White.)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0FC YerMarsa Goa (Black) -
Friday 18 July
FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Fattynoord (Orange)Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0Parmesan Belgrade (Red)Real Madras (White.)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Fatalanta (Yellow)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple) -
Friday 25 July
Parmesan Belgrade (Red)0 - 0Fatalanta (Yellow)Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)0 - 0Real Madras (White.)Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)0 - 0FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)Fattynoord (Orange)0 - 0Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green) -
Friday 01 August
Borussia MünchingFatLads (Green)0 - 0Maccies-field Town FC (Blue)Fattynoord (Orange)0 - 0Parmesan Belgrade (Red)FC YerMarsa Goa (Black)0 - 0Snackrington Stanley 3.0 (Purple)Real Madras (White.)0 - 0Fatalanta (Yellow)