Yeovil
Friday | 19:00-21:00
Three words I’d use to describe MANvFAT-big sweaty fun
Kev Ayling , Coach, Yeovil
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hugeventus (Black)
2
2
4
2
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)
2
2
4
3
Michelin Men (White)
2
1
3
4
Republic of Pieland (Green)
2
0
1
5
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
2
0
0
6
Un-Atletico (Red)
2
0
0
It’s given me the motivation to get back out there – playing football without feeling stupid, slow or fat. I’ve seen from the other guys that losing weight can be done because they’re all doing it too – when I’d joined slimming groups in the past the groups were full of yo-yo dieters. But there’s a real sense of you can do it and keep it off at MAN v FAT as it’s not linked to a diet, just sensible eating. It’s light-hearted fun and not a lecture, inspiring not deflating.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugeventus (Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 31 | 13 | 18 | 4 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 30 | 15 | 15 | 4 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 18 | 17 | 1 | 3 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 17 | -2 | 1 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 32 | -11 | 0 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 30 | -21 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugeventus (Black) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 4 | 14 | 4 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 6 | 10 | 4 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | -3 | 0 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 16 | -9 | 0 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 20 | -17 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | -1 | 1 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | -3 | 1 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Mr Martyn Cartwright | 4.00 | 2.36% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Liam Beach | 1.00 | 2.36% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Jonathan Park | 1.00 | 2.31% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Jake Powell | 1.00 | 2.24% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Graham Beech | 1.00 | 1.68% |
| Michelin Men (White) | George Reid | 1.00 | 1.27% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Steven Valentine | 1.00 | 1.12% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Michael Rose | 1.00 | 1.04% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Sean Honan | 1.00 | 0.97% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Chris Watts | 1.00 | 0.84% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Jude Spain | 1.00 | 0.83% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Oliver Saunders | 1.00 | 0.82% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | James Eddey | 1.00 | 0.79% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Zak Spain | 1.00 | 0.63% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Angus Mcfaulds | 1.00 | 0.47% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Ross Berry | 1.00 | 0.30% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Neil Johnson | 1.00 | -0.25% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Elliott Tovey | 0.50 | 1.78% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Mike Threadgold | 0.50 | 1.07% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ben Salter | 0.50 | 0.97% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Craig Whittingham | 0.50 | 0.87% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ash Lawrence | 0.50 | 0.75% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Joe Chalk | 0.50 | 0.72% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | James Aaron Docherty | 0.50 | 0.68% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Andrew Parkes | 0.50 | 0.60% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Tony Fripp | 0.50 | 0.44% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Mark Dulwich | 0.50 | 0.41% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Mason Wilkinson | 0.50 | 0.35% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Sam Stockford | 0.50 | 0.30% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Philip Haseldine | 0.50 | 0.24% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Caine Perry | 0.50 | 0.21% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Aaron Knight | 0.50 | 0.12% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 13 June
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 13 June
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:30Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 13 June
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 11 July
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 11 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:30Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 11 July
Hugeventus (Black)VS 20:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 08 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 08 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:30Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 08 August
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 20:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 13 June
Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 11 July
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 08 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
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Friday 20 June
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 20 June
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:30Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 20 June
Hugeventus (Black)VS 20:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 27 June
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 27 June
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:30Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 27 June
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 20:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 04 July
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 04 July
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:30Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 04 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 20:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 18 July
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 18 July
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:30Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 18 July
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 20:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 25 July
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:30Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 25 July
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 20:00Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 01 August
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 01 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:30Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 01 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 15 August
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 15 August
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:30Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 15 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 20:00Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 22 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 22 August
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:30Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 22 August
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 06 June
Republic of Pieland (Green)8 - 10Hugeventus (Black)Michelin Men (White)11 - 10Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Un-Atletico (Red)4 - 9Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 30 May
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)21 - 11Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Hugeventus (Black)21 - 5Un-Atletico (Red)Republic of Pieland (Green)7 - 7Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 20 June
Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 27 June
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 04 July
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 18 July
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 01 August
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 15 August
Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 22 August
Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)