Yeovil
Friday | 19:00-21:00
Three words I’d use to describe MANvFAT-big sweaty fun
Kev Ayling , Coach, Yeovil
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hugeventus (Black)
5
5
10
2
Michelin Men (White)
5
4
9
3
Republic of Pieland (Green)
5
2
5
4
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)
5
2
4
5
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
5
1
2
6
Un-Atletico (Red)
5
0
0
It’s given me the motivation to get back out there – playing football without feeling stupid, slow or fat. I’ve seen from the other guys that losing weight can be done because they’re all doing it too – when I’d joined slimming groups in the past the groups were full of yo-yo dieters. But there’s a real sense of you can do it and keep it off at MAN v FAT as it’s not linked to a diet, just sensible eating. It’s light-hearted fun and not a lecture, inspiring not deflating.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugeventus (Black) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 70 | 43 | 27 | 10 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 59 | 37 | 22 | 9 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 51 | 37 | 14 | 5 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 58 | 57 | 1 | 4 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 52 | 68 | -16 | 2 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 24 | 72 | -48 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michelin Men (White) | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 6 | 18 | 10 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 35 | 13 | 22 | 8 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 24 | 1 | 6 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 4 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 19 | 33 | -14 | 2 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 5 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 38 | -32 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michelin Men (White) | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 17 | 11 | 6 | 8 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 6 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 5 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 4 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 17 | -7 | 4 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 16 | -11 | 3 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Michelin Men (White) | Oliver Saunders | 8.50 | 5.17% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Mr Martyn Cartwright | 8.50 | 4.63% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Liam Beach | 8.00 | 5.94% |
| Michelin Men (White) | George Reid | 8.00 | 5.09% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Sean Honan | 8.00 | 4.54% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | James Eddey | 8.00 | 3.82% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Craig Whittingham | 8.00 | 2.84% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Neil Johnson | 6.00 | 0.75% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Philip Haseldine | 5.50 | 6.58% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Joe Chalk | 5.50 | 2.55% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Jordan Bailey | 3.50 | 9.23% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Gregory Byrne | 3.50 | 4.18% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Jude Spain | 3.50 | 2.82% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Jake Powell | 3.50 | 2.34% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Angus Mcfaulds | 3.50 | 2.17% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Zak Spain | 3.50 | 2.11% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Tom Frecknall | 3.00 | 3.48% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ash Lawrence | 3.00 | 3.28% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Chris Watts | 3.00 | 2.91% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Graham Beech | 3.00 | 1.79% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ben Salter | 3.00 | 1.29% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Brad Clifford | 2.50 | 8.04% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Finn Leszczynska | 2.50 | 4.41% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Ben Hawkins | 2.50 | 3.77% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Jonathan Park | 2.50 | 3.46% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Andrew Parkes | 2.50 | 2.88% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | James Aaron Docherty | 2.50 | 1.54% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Steven Valentine | 2.50 | 1.21% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Sam Stockford | 2.50 | 1.04% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Aaron Knight | 2.50 | 0.59% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Ross Berry | 2.00 | 0.91% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Mike Threadgold | 1.50 | 0.54% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Marcus Babbage | 1.00 | 2.73% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Dean Drury | 1.00 | 2.64% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Gary Wallis | 1.00 | 1.84% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Richard Hunter | 1.00 | 1.64% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Sam Hulland | 1.00 | 1.62% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Michael Rose | 1.00 | 0.94% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Elliott Tovey | 0.50 | 1.78% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Mason Wilkinson | 0.50 | 0.78% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Mark Dulwich | 0.50 | 0.10% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 08 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 08 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:30Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 08 August
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 20:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 11 July
Hugeventus (Black)9 - 18Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)12 - 19Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)16 - 16Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 13 June
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)11 - 18Un-Atletico (Red)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)16 - 18Republic of Pieland (Green)Hugeventus (Black)12 - 25Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 08 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
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Friday 18 July
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 18 July
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:30Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 18 July
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 20:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 25 July
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:30Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 25 July
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 20:00Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 01 August
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 01 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:30Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 01 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 15 August
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 15 August
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:30Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 15 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 20:00Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 22 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 22 August
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:30Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 22 August
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 04 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)15 - 12Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Un-Atletico (Red)10 - 13Hugeventus (Black)Michelin Men (White)13 - 10Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 27 June
Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 15Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)9 - 13Hugeventus (Black)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)5 - 14Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 20 June
Hugeventus (Black)13 - 11Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Michelin Men (White)14 - 5Un-Atletico (Red)Republic of Pieland (Green)11 - 7Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 06 June
Republic of Pieland (Green)8 - 10Hugeventus (Black)Michelin Men (White)11 - 10Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Un-Atletico (Red)4 - 9Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 30 May
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)21 - 11Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Hugeventus (Black)21 - 5Un-Atletico (Red)Republic of Pieland (Green)7 - 7Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 18 July
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 25 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 01 August
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 15 August
Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 22 August
Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)