Yeovil
Friday | 19:00-21:00
Three words I’d use to describe MANvFAT-big sweaty fun
Kev Ayling , Coach, Yeovil
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Five | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Hugeventus (Black)
9
8
16
2
Michelin Men (White)
9
7
15
3
Republic of Pieland (Green)
9
5
11
4
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)
9
3
6
5
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
9
2
4
6
Un-Atletico (Red)
9
1
2
It’s given me the motivation to get back out there – playing football without feeling stupid, slow or fat. I’ve seen from the other guys that losing weight can be done because they’re all doing it too – when I’d joined slimming groups in the past the groups were full of yo-yo dieters. But there’s a real sense of you can do it and keep it off at MAN v FAT as it’s not linked to a diet, just sensible eating. It’s light-hearted fun and not a lecture, inspiring not deflating.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hugeventus (Black) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 116 | 79 | 37 | 16 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 109 | 65 | 44 | 15 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 94 | 64 | 30 | 11 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 9 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 104 | 107 | -3 | 6 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 66 | 110 | -44 | 4 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 47 | 111 | -64 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michelin Men (White) | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 36 | 14 | 22 | 16 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 53 | 21 | 32 | 14 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 31 | 17 | 14 | 10 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 9 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 35 | 40 | -5 | 8 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 28 | 53 | -25 | 4 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 9 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 14 | 52 | -38 | 2 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michelin Men (White) | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 39 | 17 | 22 | 16 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 10 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 9 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 30 | 27 | 3 | 10 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 9 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 9 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 9 | 26 | -17 | 5 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 9 | 1 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 26 | -22 | 4 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Michelin Men (White) | Oliver Saunders | 14.50 | 7.39% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Liam Beach | 14.00 | 10.66% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Jordan Bailey | 11.00 | 14.13% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Philip Haseldine | 11.00 | 10.15% |
| Michelin Men (White) | George Reid | 11.00 | 7.44% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Mr Martyn Cartwright | 10.50 | 4.45% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Sean Honan | 9.00 | 5.95% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Joe Chalk | 8.50 | 4.94% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Jude Spain | 8.50 | 3.59% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Craig Whittingham | 8.50 | 0.16% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | James Eddey | 8.00 | 3.69% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Jonathan Park | 8.00 | 1.73% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Zak Spain | 7.50 | 4.08% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Angus Mcfaulds | 7.50 | 2.55% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Marcus Babbage | 6.50 | 6.59% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Tom Frecknall | 6.50 | 4.93% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Jake Powell | 6.00 | 3.47% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Neil Johnson | 6.00 | 0.75% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Gregory Byrne | 5.50 | 5.06% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Ben Hawkins | 5.00 | 4.18% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Graham Beech | 5.00 | 0.56% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ash Lawrence | 4.00 | 3.36% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Brad Clifford | 3.50 | 9.56% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Chris Watts | 3.50 | 2.16% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ben Salter | 3.50 | 1.29% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Finn Leszczynska | 3.00 | 3.74% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Sam Hulland | 3.00 | 3.72% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Steven Valentine | 3.00 | 1.87% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Ross Berry | 3.00 | 1.42% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | James Aaron Docherty | 2.50 | 0.00% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Aaron Knight | 2.00 | 0.71% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Mike Threadgold | 1.50 | 0.54% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Sam Stockford | 1.50 | -0.07% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Andrew Parkes | 1.50 | -0.80% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Dean Drury | 1.00 | 2.64% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | George Dampier | 1.00 | 2.50% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Mason Wilkinson | 1.00 | 1.31% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Elliott Tovey | 1.00 | 1.29% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Lukasz Dymek | 1.00 | 1.21% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Mark Dulwich | 1.00 | 0.41% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | George McDonald | 0.50 | 2.92% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Jamie Mortley | 0.50 | 1.88% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Rhys Horsman | 0.50 | 1.07% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Richard Hunter | 0.50 | -0.44% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Michael Rose | 0.50 | -0.76% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 29 August
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 29 August
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:30Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 29 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 20:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 08 August
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)12 - 13Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Hugeventus (Black)17 - 13Un-Atletico (Red)Republic of Pieland (Green)7 - 13Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 11 July
Hugeventus (Black)9 - 18Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)12 - 19Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)16 - 16Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 13 June
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)11 - 18Un-Atletico (Red)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)16 - 18Republic of Pieland (Green)Hugeventus (Black)12 - 25Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 29 August
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)
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Friday 22 August
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 22 August
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:30Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 22 August
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 15 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)7 - 14Hugeventus (Black)Michelin Men (White)15 - 3Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Un-Atletico (Red)7 - 12Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 01 August
Republic of Pieland (Green)12 - 2Un-Atletico (Red)Hugeventus (Black)7 - 8Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Michelin Men (White)15 - 10Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 25 July
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)15 - 16Hugeventus (Black)Un-Atletico (Red)6 - 14Michelin Men (White)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)2 - 12Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 18 July
Un-Atletico (Red)8 - 1Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Republic of Pieland (Green)12 - 9Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Michelin Men (White)6 - 9Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 04 July
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)15 - 12Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Un-Atletico (Red)10 - 13Hugeventus (Black)Michelin Men (White)13 - 10Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 27 June
Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 15Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)9 - 13Hugeventus (Black)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)5 - 14Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 20 June
Hugeventus (Black)13 - 11Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Michelin Men (White)14 - 5Un-Atletico (Red)Republic of Pieland (Green)11 - 7Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 06 June
Republic of Pieland (Green)8 - 10Hugeventus (Black)Michelin Men (White)11 - 10Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Un-Atletico (Red)4 - 9Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 30 May
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)21 - 11Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Hugeventus (Black)21 - 5Un-Atletico (Red)Republic of Pieland (Green)7 - 7Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 22 August
Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)