Yeovil
Friday | 19:00-21:00
Three words I’d use to describe MANvFAT-big sweaty fun
Kev Ayling , Coach, Yeovil
see what our players have been up to
Leaderboard
Season Twenty-Four | 2025
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Team
Pl
W
Pts
1
Republic of Pieland (Green)
3
2
5
2
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)
3
2
4
3
Hugeventus (Black)
3
2
4
4
Michelin Men (White)
3
1
2
5
Un-Atletico (Red)
3
1
2
6
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)
3
0
1
It’s given me the motivation to get back out there – playing football without feeling stupid, slow or fat. I’ve seen from the other guys that losing weight can be done because they’re all doing it too – when I’d joined slimming groups in the past the groups were full of yo-yo dieters. But there’s a real sense of you can do it and keep it off at MAN v FAT as it’s not linked to a diet, just sensible eating. It’s light-hearted fun and not a lecture, inspiring not deflating.
Latest league fixtures / results
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 42 | 24 | 18 | 5 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 44 | 24 | 20 | 4 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 25 | 36 | -11 | 4 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 28 | 0 | 2 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 32 | -11 | 2 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 39 | -16 | 1 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 19 | 10 | 9 | 6 |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 4 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 19 | -5 | 4 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 2 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 13 | -5 | 2 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 21 | -13 | 0 |
| P | W | D | L | F | A | GD | PTS | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 3 | 9 | 4 |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
| Hugeventus (Black) | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | -3 | 4 |
| Michelin Men (White) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -2 | 2 |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | -3 | 2 |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 8 | -6 | 2 |
| Team | Player | Weight Score | Loss Percentage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Michelin Men (White) | George Reid | 6.00 | 2.99% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ash Lawrence | 6.00 | 2.91% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Craig Whittingham | 6.00 | 2.68% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Matthew Draper | 4.00 | 2.84% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Joe Chalk | 3.00 | 3.01% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Richard Hunter | 3.00 | 2.27% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Rich Chapman | 3.00 | 2.15% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Elliott Tovey | 2.50 | 4.57% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Gary Wallis | 2.50 | 2.34% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Zak Spain | 2.50 | 2.33% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Ross Berry | 2.50 | 1.55% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Angus Mcfaulds | 2.50 | 1.39% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Jonathon Friend | 2.50 | 0.34% |
| Hugeventus (Black) | Alexander Norris | 1.00 | 4.71% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Mason Wilkinson | 1.00 | 2.56% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Mr Martyn Cartwright | 1.00 | 1.86% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Luke Kinsey | 1.00 | 1.35% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Andy Morgan | 1.00 | 1.23% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | James Eddey | 1.00 | 1.00% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Ben Salter | 1.00 | 0.88% |
| Michelin Men (White) | Oliver Saunders | 1.00 | 0.31% |
| Flabidas Predators (Yellow) | Mark Dulwich | 0.50 | 1.86% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Sean Honan | 0.50 | 1.62% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Westley Hargrave | 0.50 | 1.24% |
| Republic of Pieland (Green) | Steven Valentine | 0.50 | 1.04% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Sam Hulland | 0.50 | 0.90% |
| Un-Atletico (Red) | Dan Best | 0.50 | 0.56% |
| Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) | Michael Eales | 0.50 | 0.26% |
Upcoming Cup Matches
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Friday 28 March
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 28 March
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:30Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 28 March
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 25 April
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 25 April
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:30Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 25 April
Michelin Men (White)VS 20:00Hugeventus (Black)
Recent Cup Match Results
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Friday 28 February
Hugeventus (Black)8 - 7Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Michelin Men (White)15 - 2Un-Atletico (Red)Republic of Pieland (Green)15 - 16Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 28 March
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 25 April
Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black)
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Friday 14 March
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 14 March
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:30Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 14 March
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 20:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 21 March
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 21 March
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:30Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 21 March
Hugeventus (Black)VS 20:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 04 April
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 04 April
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 19:30Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 04 April
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 20:00Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 11 April
Hugeventus (Black)VS 19:00Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 11 April
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:30Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 11 April
Michelin Men (White)VS 20:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 18 April
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 18 April
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:30Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 18 April
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 20:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 02 May
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)VS 19:00Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 02 May
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)VS 19:30Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 02 May
Un-Atletico (Red)VS 20:00Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 09 May
Republic of Pieland (Green)VS 19:00Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 09 May
Michelin Men (White)VS 19:30Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 09 May
Hugeventus (Black)VS 20:00Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)
Tap score to see breakdown.
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Friday 07 March
Republic of Pieland (Green)14 - 8Michelin Men (White)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)15 - 6Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Un-Atletico (Red)6 - 9Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 21 February
Un-Atletico (Red)2 - 14Republic of Pieland (Green)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)20 - 5Hugeventus (Black)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)3 - 10Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 14 February
Michelin Men (White)10 - 11Hugeventus (Black)Republic of Pieland (Green)14 - 14Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)Un-Atletico (Red)13 - 9Flabidas Predators (Yellow) -
Friday 14 March
Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red) -
Friday 21 March
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Michelin Men (White) -
Friday 04 April
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black) -
Friday 11 April
Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 18 April
Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple) -
Friday 02 May
Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)0 - 0Michelin Men (White)Flabidas Predators (Yellow)0 - 0Hugeventus (Black)Un-Atletico (Red)0 - 0Republic of Pieland (Green) -
Friday 09 May
Republic of Pieland (Green)0 - 0Flabidas Predators (Yellow)Michelin Men (White)0 - 0Un-Atletico (Red)Hugeventus (Black)0 - 0Barney the Turkey Dinosaurs FC (Purple)